Gelatin Animal Daycare 

the worst thing i have ever created in this game was an extremely small extremely long dog named noodle. he couldnt walk on his own but would inch sideways along the ground like an inchworm. i kept him in a fenced in enclosure so i didnt lose him in the abundant weeds and forced him to eat french fries to see how long i could make him

This game hits all the warnings in my brain of being a psychological horror without actually qualifying

The dog: Dancing with glee and heart symbols Jerma: "SOMETHING'S WRONG HE'S FREAKING OUT"

the worst thing i've ever done to a wobbledog was create a dog that literally could not move. it had no front legs, it was wide and flat like a pancake, and it got caught on everything. i'd get constant notifications that it was starving and i had to drag it to the dispenser and stuff food in its mouth. the dog was a byproduct of me trying so hard to get one stupid achievement. i ended up making a "testing facility" that i put that dog in. essentially prison. i don't know the extent to which that dog is traumatized now because i isolated it for the rest of its life out of frustration and when it inevitably died i let the hounds feast. i have another dog with eight legs. several generations later, 80% of my dogs cannot walk properly. evolution!!

the worst thing I did in this game was make a dog who had no legs, super small, and was basically just a stick of butter with a head. I had to bring his food to him. His name is headass

"Why are they having so much trouble getting food?" Jerma, my homie, you bred them to be unable to walk

“Pupate”, a verb that means “to become a pupa”, which I believe applies to all of us the moment we pupa ina da toilet

Hush little baby, don't say a word~ Jerma's gonna eat a defenseless bird~

I like how Jerma pretends he doesn’t regularly pupate Otto by force feeding burritos down Otto’s gullet as well as his own

Only jerma could sing a nightcore lullaby

I love when jerma lies and says he doesn’t smoke even though he does every stream. Whenever he is taking a break you can almost hear the bong rips because he can’t stop smoking.

16:25 "I gotta breed right now" - Jerma, 2022

i went into shock hearing the words “what’s breeding mode” leave his lips

im shocked he didnt give every dog a voice

I love how this funny cartoonish game encapsulates perfectly how humans are willing to selectively breed mutants that can't perform basic tasks for amusement sake. Wobbledog is a social commentary.

In today's episode: Jerma VS The Concept of a Dog

im really enjoying watching him frantically try to keep this godforsaken dog alive

34:25 Jerma literally is a comedy jinx. Just conjuring Looney Tunes bits with janky physics in every game he plays

Tipsy flying through rooms for a solid thirty seconds made me laugh harder than I have in like a month.

Just in time for my lunch break. I’m so glad that Jerma knows the schedule for my entire life! I’m sure he can be trusted with personal information and would never use it to commit violent crime!

Tipsy being thrown through the worm-hole doors a hundred times got me good XD Jerma's reaction was the cherry on top!

I'm a high school teacher and would happily fail Jerma.

completely unrelated but i really loved logic classes too and he's so right in calling it math problems with language

Tipsy smashing his head off the floor made me laugh much more than I expected

Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!

i make deviled eggs regularly at my job which involves hard boiling and peeling a lot of eggs; any time a take a lid off of peeled eggs and someone walks to my area they always immediately ask what the awful smell is

Love how he waited until the exact moment everyone forgot about the morbius meme to upload this

hes literally breeding real life pugs

Jerma please play Wobbledogs again I beg.

almost all his dog creatures look like deep sea animals

HOW did he reach 6 legs in just one stream ?!?!? that took me hours to archeive

You can really date this video with the intro because Jerma isn't just going ballistic and shouting on the top of his lungs with the Morbius fever we're all still celebrating. -100 B.M *Beforus Morbius*

Holy shit jerman is a boolean algebra enjoyer???

I love watching Jerma videos and VODs at times two speed. The jokes are twice as funny that way.

man can't stop being a substitute teacher

The muffled PAP PAP PAP sounds as Tipsy smacked his face into a pancake at 33:45 had me dying

at 30:23 we can see him voluntarily give us a glimpse of his real voice, disguising it as a “funny voice”, therefore drawing attention away from the slipup at 0:21. truly fascinating behaviour.

Hearing Jerma talk about logic after taking my logic class was amazing

god this was one of my favorite streams

jerma said “breeding” far too often in this stream

The Fart Simulator 2012 joke just keeps becoming more and more relevant with every game Jerma plays

"I always paid attention in science, I thought it was great" - Guy who thinks that microwaves give off radio waves

I dominated the class discussion on the great gatsby after not reading the book, I'd only seen cartoon parodies.

I ended up getting a passing grade on the oral discussion part of All the Light We Cannot See just because I talked about France in WWII and how what people talked about reminded me of the story my elderly tour guide said about being a little boy in Belgium during the Battle of the Bulge

When I first got this game, one of the first things I did was feed a dog I named "Bobdor" only garbage for his entire life. He only ever ate poop, half-eaten food, dirt, cocoons, and dead dogs

I was insanely amazing at faking my way through book reviewing in high school, I was able to lead conversations on books I didn’t even read, and even get some of the best grades on the bullshit I used to pull

I remember seeing the Twitch notification for this stream and simply going "Oh NO."

Finaly jerma give into his dark mind and create abominations

when he started singing that lullaby he looked so miserable

I feel like the dogs are Jerma's chat and he's just trying to manage them.

The Logic class was titled Discrete Structures when I took it, it’s very readily applied to programming,l but tbh I didn’t think of people taking it isolated from a computing related major

Im surprised he understood this game

I laughed my ass off at Tipsy repeatedly smacking his head into the ground lmaooo such a mood honestly. Rudolph is my favorite though

Jerma literally is sprite cranberry as a human

I feel like when Jerma is home alone and his door goes he would start barking and pretend to be a dog to avoid to interaction

The worst thing I’ve ever done to a wobbledog is i filled an entire room with French fries, sent a dog in there, and only mutated him once the room was empty. Best 15 hours of my life (I left the game on in the background)

When Jerma was a lad he ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help him get large.

12:12 me when a thief accosts my horse drawn carriage in the woods and steals my jewels

this was one of my first jerma streams i ever actually watched live, really happy to see it was edited and posted here :D

My favorite part of Jerma streams is the intro where he says some insanely specific thing that resonates with me in the depths of my soul.

i created a dog with an extremely short body and very unevenly sized legs. his name was captain wormleg and he physically could not move so in order to keep him from dying i had to place him on top of a pile of food and even then he wouldn't eat. he then gave birth to a similar dog but with one wing, he was rude so his name was sephiroth

Did Jerma the walking McDonald's advertisement just tell me french fries were nutritious? His poor poor gut health...

jerma's flopping twerking dogs are so funny, godamn i need to play this

“I don’t smoke weed” Why does papa keep lying to us 😢

It's almost impressive how many times he has he wrong dog selected and gets upset when the dog he thinks he has selected doesn't do what he wants.

is wobbledogs a social commentary on the dog breeding industry

Jeremy you cannot seriously expect us to believe you took a class on logic in college

You know it's a good highlight video when it takes more than five minutes to even get into the game

They're called deviled eggs because it's an unholy thing to do to an egg.

34:25 I was dying on this part omg the dogs actively dying then starts going to every room

jermas lullaby speedrun any% time: 10 seconds

0:21 this isn’t actually Jerma. The real Jerma would have tried to keep that voice throughout the entire stream.

Watching Tipsy actually made me sad

I love how during the entire video he hardly actually praises the dogs, only scolds them

I love how his references are usually so dated you can't tell if this was streamed last week or 5 months ago

Havent even gotten to wobbledogs yet but i always skipped the reading in high school and managed to skate by. AND i took formal logic (the type he is trying to describe) in prep school and it was indeed a super cool course.

I got a new puppy like 3 weeks ago. Yesterday, while walking outside in tall grass, he got bitten by something and I got worried since all he does now is hang from the ceiling in his coccoon Luckily I watched this and now know that is completely normal. Thanks for sharing this video, Jeremy.

lost my shit when tipsy peeped the horror

this was one of my favorite streams

LOL so funny Jermas bit about not smoking weed but then smoking weed EVERY stream, so fucking funny man.

Not even kidding when I said I remembered some schoolwork I had to do due to that opening. Thanks Jerma.

"I don't smoke weed. I don't SMOKE it" what a PSYCHO

These videos always start out so perfectly

Logic was the worst fucking math class I've ever taken. Taking something nice and defined and direct like math, and then making it wishy washy and demanding weird exact sentences was my perfect nightmare

20:07 Jerma is just a walking inside joke

I’m sad I couldn’t find the creators tweet asking him to do the lullaby. I feel that them interacting with Jerma means that they were confirming that Jerma is cannon in wobble dogs. 😂

I want more of this so bad

you arr our court jester, thank u for good laughs!

Jerma making wobbledogs is less chaotic than when he caused a nuclear explosion on June 28th, 1935

30:25-31:06 this will be his voice when he's 55

This is the Dark Souls of Pokemon

34:27 I couldn’t see the fucking screen during this because the tears of laughter were blocking my vision

Can't believe egg salad andy thinks deviled eggs are gross

Jerma eats wobbledogs when they get too old dont trust him he may even do it to you

Spam was a menace to poor Raw, curbstomped my homie.

i love when jerma helps me and my friends and family pupate. he just started doing it out of nowhere but he says it's for our own good. thank you so much jerma!

jerma and morbius collab omg

i love when jerma talks about his inability to pay attention and how he continues to expose himself for having adhd

Tipsy really stole the show

this is ottos reality every day