PhantomlordGiratina and then there’s his similar sibling: the BMW driver. Ah yes. The type of car where you’ll see any light on the dash come on… except for these: ⬅️➡️
@@NeedForSpeed.2004 hahah fr tho.. and when they do have their actual lights on they're the brightest cock suckn lights ever to exist .. oh and they all drive like they needa buy a lifted truck instead lol
@@skymh7308 well suppose they had a lifted truck. In that case, u’d want them to turn their brights on bc they’d shine over ur car instead of thru ur back window & blinding u
George Carlin and Richard Pryor....The 2 most insightful and legendary comics I will ever have had the pleasure to have followed throughout their careers...RIP to both of them. The tears of laughter I have spilled watching these two giants could fill a swimming pool...If there was a Mt Rushmore for comedians, you know George and Richard would be front and center...
...Two of the Greatest Philosophers of the 20th Century, George and Richard....thanks for making My life more tolerable...what a gift to give people... Thanks George....
"You ever get so fucking pissed off, that you forgot where your going!?" That actually kind of happened today. Was heading home and I swear, it's like everyone around me is driving like they've never driven a car before. Some asshole even hogged both lanes of a 2-lane road going on way. And I was just so pissed, I forgot to stop at the bank to deposit some money. Just went straight home.
This rant is basically the inspiration for Grand Theft Auto, one of the greatest video game franchises, plus this is also simply one of the best pieces from one of the best comedians ever.
This was his transitional phase from 70s and early 80s Carlin to 90s and 00's Carlin. What you get is a very eccentric combination of his two personas.
RIP George. Your physical self may have died but your clips are immortal:-) . One of the best comedians of all time. Long overdue condolences to the family :-(
I don’t think he so much got better as just different. All personal preference really. I prefer the old goofy Carlin comedy. His “newer” material was still very funny and fuckin genius. Truly genius!!! But I just enjoy his goofy shit.
Yes, I watched some show that he said he was coked out of his mind in many performances. Eh, don't give a fuck, still love me some George Carlin, best ever, of all time.
I am taking the opportunity here to say "Chapeau" to the late George Carlin. A dazzling and insightful fellow who knew how to convey, while putting his ideas forth and make you laugh in the process. Mr. Carlin zealously delivered his controversial and spirited presentations without looking at notes which demonstrated a remarkable knowledge of history, cultures, and capability to memorize an enormous amount of information, facts, and stories old and recent. George Carlin was simply "one of a kind" Thanks to the Internet; we can today appreciate and value his work as he brightens up the globe with laughter. George; the world misses you and will never be the same without you!
Carlin forgot about remembering about asking if you were being detained. Here's a video guide on it actually: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vHoQhahXwEk.html
Fun Fact: Did you know that the whole idea for the GTA franchise was brought up by Rockstar Games after they saw this stand up special? And did you also know that the character of Trevor was based in appearance and slight personality on George Carlin? Lol the more ya know.
All time favourite comedian! I’ve watched all of his stuff from the 60’s and onward from t.v. show skits to his specials in stand up. He was the first guest host on SNL too. I suggest anyone to watch his material from 60’s on up in chronological order. You will witness an amazing evolution from pointing out the funny aspects of everyday occurrences in a goofy way, to the genius behind picking apart economic, religious, social and political occurrences to present them in ways we would never normally think of. Always analytical, and always genius. From “going into a room and forgetting why you went in there”, to how “bombs are shaped like dicks” and how “war is just a bunch of men standing in a field waving their dicks at one another.” Still the king of comedy all this time years after he left this earth!
When I'd first seen this, I hadn't yet learned how to drive, so I didn't think it was that funny. Now that I can, it's among one of my favorite George Carlin bits.
he looks like i thought he would look constipated lol. This is hilarious, one of my friends would definitely love this, he feels this pissed about traffic.
@@Zainano I've had my license for roughly eight years, though I very rarely need to drive, even if most of the infrastructure is designed around car driving instead of walking, biking, or public transport.
I recently remembered this bit since I took a part-time job delivering pizzas. I especially relate to the theory that there is a special team of people whose job is to automobile harass you and each one has their special contribution. I get pissed, goddamnit!! There's a shit to deal with when you're driving.
I don't get why some people are taking this seriously, it's comedy! In comedy, nothing is taken seriously, they're just jokes, it's not like the comedians are being serious, I mean come on try to lighten up a bit, if they were being serious then ok he's fucked up in the head, but this is comedy this is just for laughs, yes you can say "I don't see this funny" that's okay it's your opinion, but please don't take comedy seriously, jokes are as serious as a game called Goat Simulator, a game about you destroying a town with a goat, if you're going to watch a comedy stand up, expect some absurd jokes, just saying
Alvizoman It's Neoliberals Who can't take a Damn Joke .This is one of the the Funniest Guys ever n Comedy and Had many Gifts .Carlin was Born n 36 n The Early 60s He was on TV had a Show Even in Late 50s He Had Radio Show .It Took till 1972 For Him To Break out into His Self really as He says it and it was that Way Till He Died .
4:26, “I’m wearing my ‘walkman’ today, I’m cutting the world out!” *”bullshit you are asshole.” (BRRMMMMMMMMMM)* They think the’re gonna live longer by jogging, *”not if they get near my fucking machine the’re not!”* YOU’RE GOING AWAY! *”ITS ‘MICHELIN ON NIKE’ TIME!”* *pheeeww* -I love that part
I love this man, he always has me on the floor rolling. At least with him it's non-stop laughter there's no stopping laughing in between. That's what I love about him
scratchfg212 amazing that you said that. I wrote and am directing a horror style Batman film with Joker as the protagonist. It has a noir feel to it and I used George Carlin and Lenny Bruce as inspirations for his style of comedy. It's real clean and maybe a dated style of comedy but is heavily contrasted with his psychopathic actions.
This is why I prefer to be driving on old, nameless, dusty back roads where there is no traffic at all. Only public road I’d love to drive on would be the German Autobahn, where there is no speed limit and I can haul ass
Everytime I see somebody on the phone when I am driving I just want to ram into them with my car. If you need to use the phone that bad then you don't need to be driving.
