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The timeless comedic genius George Carlin doing one of my favorite bits live from NYC back in 1992.

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@Slikrik1212
@Slikrik1212 7 лет назад
"Louisiana is expecting a rain event."...... "Holy shit! I hope I can get tickets to that!!"
@ScopeGuardPony
@ScopeGuardPony 3 года назад
Every single time I hear 'rain/snow/etc. event' I always yell that line. The first time I heard 'snow event' on the weather channel I perked up and was oh so giddy that I was able to say those words.
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino 3 года назад
@@ScopeGuardPony lol I love you
@ajithp.r6787
@ajithp.r6787 3 года назад
😂
@billmorris2613
@billmorris2613 3 года назад
Stop by during the summer months they are so plentiful, nearly every day, that they are free, no ticket needed.
@darrentylor5473
@darrentylor5473 3 года назад
You know somewhere there will actually be some dumb ass that may try to sell tickets to said event
@AbandonedMines11
@AbandonedMines11 2 года назад
Carlin’s linguistic humor is always extremely clever and on point. He truly was a master!
@AlexanderMizera2005
@AlexanderMizera2005 Год назад
Damn Skippy
@thehoodedvagabum7375
@thehoodedvagabum7375 Год назад
Also the skill with words and articulation he has, Jesus...
@omega454545
@omega454545 4 года назад
Pretty much everything he did on this special is still 100 accurate 30 years later.
@jackieny9914
@jackieny9914 3 года назад
31 years later 😅
@nobodynemoq
@nobodynemoq 3 года назад
you just made me realize it was 30 years ago. DAMN YOU!
@collinemcguigan
@collinemcguigan 3 года назад
Called being ahead of your time
@birdlawofphilly6701
@birdlawofphilly6701 3 года назад
Yep
@jamesmasuda8542
@jamesmasuda8542 2 года назад
Fucking Ay!
@chunmun227
@chunmun227 8 месяцев назад
People call him comedion but I think he was a great philosopher. RIP
@marklefkowitz4385
@marklefkowitz4385 5 месяцев назад
Comedian.
@SuperChris729
@SuperChris729 5 месяцев назад
Stand up philosopher..... AKA bullshit artist 😂😂😂
@lizdavies6796
@lizdavies6796 4 месяца назад
I’m with you.. he’s brilliant.. Liz from Aus
@scottenglish6588
@scottenglish6588 4 месяца назад
No doubt about it . George understood that the planet 👏 just wanted plastic 🙄 Mankind is a pimple, earth just wanted 🙄 plastic
@bhenderson7651
@bhenderson7651 3 месяца назад
DR. CARLIN
@johnmunro4952
@johnmunro4952 2 года назад
The undisputed heavyweight champion of comedy.
@andypetrovich2155
@andypetrovich2155 Год назад
Then what's all the comparing for?
@beatlefan713
@beatlefan713 11 месяцев назад
I think him and Pryor both hold that belt!
@albertboccella1902
@albertboccella1902 9 месяцев назад
carlin for president ptyor for vice!!!
@rougetrader
@rougetrader 9 месяцев назад
​@@albertboccella1902🎉🎉🎉
@doctormeowstein777
@doctormeowstein777 8 месяцев назад
If it’s undisputed; what’s all the fighting about?!
@al-mosheytidal1296
@al-mosheytidal1296 9 лет назад
"in the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure..... ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"
@siegfried8644
@siegfried8644 3 года назад
I didn't know it was possible to love a dead man this much, but here we are😂
@Diamond-xf8uc
@Diamond-xf8uc 3 года назад
Lmao 😂😆
@eliaskjrbo8142
@eliaskjrbo8142 3 года назад
@@siegfried8644 well you don’t love him when he is dead you loved the guy who was alive
@siegfried8644
@siegfried8644 3 года назад
@@eliaskjrbo8142 Is that really an important detail? I mean, people understand what I'm trying to say
@kainefolse3845
@kainefolse3845 3 года назад
@@siegfried8644 r/whoosh. Elias was doing like Carlin did and flipping the words lmfao
@ashwar3639
@ashwar3639 7 лет назад
Master of timing, delivery, facial expressions, content, originality, and innovation. Carlin was the greatest comedian of all time, bar none.
@phenomanII
@phenomanII 6 лет назад
I focused on his facial expressions and I was shocked how many he made and how quickly he changed them.
@JH-jj9zf
@JH-jj9zf 5 лет назад
We definitely need I'm back! Imagine all the stuff he could come up with today! He always found a way to bash both sides of the political aisle. I would LOVE to see what he would come up with in regards to Trump, Pelosi...and especially Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
@mantislake4141
@mantislake4141 5 лет назад
I'd attribute his timing & delivery to his mastery of the English language. Every word in his many routines was deliberate. Superlative gifts of expression.
@yourbeardispatchyaf
@yourbeardispatchyaf 5 лет назад
Enhanced by cocaine most definitely but his later work without it is just as good to me.
@Amp661
@Amp661 4 года назад
George opened our minds about the stupidity of society. His humor bashing them is INCREDIBLE! Hes my favorite because of how blunt he is lol.
@dannydoc1969
@dannydoc1969 7 лет назад
He was awesome. He pulled back the curtain of our cultural BS.
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 года назад
Too bad in the past 4 years it’s taken such a drastic turn back to the worse...
@bit1733
@bit1733 3 года назад
The best and succinct way to wrap it up all about the genius and perceptiveness of Carlin. He was practically walking alone and brave enough to walk it alone.
@anthonylesley982
@anthonylesley982 3 года назад
He was more left learning
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 года назад
@@anthonylesley982 learning? And sorry...due to the question of spelling above I apologise if this question is therefore out of context and not intended...but did you just try to insinuate that Carlin had ANY political leanings? The whole thing that made him brilliant was he did all he could to stay OUTSIDE of the childish crap test that is tribalism politics... He had the wisdom to see that BOTH sides were as screwed up as each other, simply in different ways...so he had no leanings in either direction BeLiege it or not...some people just try to IGNORE all the political BS, and one of the worst things anyone can ever do is try to force a label upon them that shows anything about them... I’ve lost many friendships from high school due to several of them insisting on seeing everything through a lens of political labels, and trying to insist I submit to living under one of those such labels...
@anthonylesley982
@anthonylesley982 3 года назад
@@trayolphia5756 I meant leaning that’s what I get for typing at 2 in the morning! And yes he was more of independent in view points but you gotta some of things he said did have a very left undertone like his abortion views m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-SgjGwOByays.html m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fmMvsAjCkog.html
@Darkhalo314
@Darkhalo314 2 года назад
There has never been comedian funnier than George Carlin. A philosopher with a sense of humor basically.
@ilmari435
@ilmari435 2 года назад
stölen kömment
@5cloudwalker
@5cloudwalker 2 года назад
hmmm Norm Macdonald comes close
@yasirkadhim2940
@yasirkadhim2940 2 года назад
Bill Burr is basically a modern Carlin
@yaboi2500
@yaboi2500 2 года назад
He’s absolutely a modern Diogenes, minus the pissing, shitting, and masturbating in public.
@TooneyBloom
@TooneyBloom 2 года назад
I’ll put Louis ck up there too
@giovannileonetti2120
@giovannileonetti2120 2 года назад
First heard this at the age of 14 in 1999 - still love it today. George Carlin really is one of the best comedians ever!
@shutupdeck
@shutupdeck Год назад
I’m about your age, I remember the first time I heard his comedy I was like omg the shining time conductor is swearing and it’s hilarious 🤣 true comedy legend ❤
@tembukimbi8404
@tembukimbi8404 Год назад
The best
@xyeB
@xyeB Год назад
He’s The Best
@soljwf5664
@soljwf5664 5 лет назад
I was on a plane a couple weeks ago and I was telling my son this bit during the announcements and a man with a thick European accent sitting in the same aisle asked me if I was quoting George Carlin
@omairsh8
@omairsh8 3 года назад
ON a plane? Evel Kneival is that you??
@soljwf5664
@soljwf5664 3 года назад
@@omairsh8 touché
@flasham4148
@flasham4148 3 года назад
what is going on here
@TGEpic2302
@TGEpic2302 3 года назад
@@omairsh8 i said F*** YOU im getting IN the plane!
@Alwolfxx
@Alwolfxx 3 года назад
A man of culture
@InterEDGE
@InterEDGE 9 лет назад
Boarding process, sounds important. IT ISN'T
@Zellogi19
@Zellogi19 8 лет назад
+InterEDGE It's just a bunch of people getting ON an airplane. Not in. On.
@JumpinJAKEFlash
@JumpinJAKEFlash 8 лет назад
+Chris Zellogi "Get on the plane! Get on the plane" I say "Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get on the plane!" LOL
@c.w.r.794
@c.w.r.794 7 лет назад
Jumpin' JAKE Flash What if a really big fat fuck is sitting next to you?
@JumpinJAKEFlash
@JumpinJAKEFlash 7 лет назад
I'll go around the fat fuck. Lol
@andrewsmith3257
@andrewsmith3257 3 года назад
🤣
@Julius_Paul
@Julius_Paul 8 лет назад
"I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive..." One of the funniest lines I've ever heard!!
@MoveitorLoseit2
@MoveitorLoseit2 8 лет назад
"I also shit normally....right in my pants!!!!" This is one of my favorite bits of George Carlin ever
@cecilrichardson2494
@cecilrichardson2494 7 лет назад
Another good one was, "In the unlikely event of a water landing..." Well, what exactly is a "water landing"? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!? "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device." Well, imagine that; my seat cushion! Just what I need: to float around the North Atlantic for several days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts.
@aaronz9410
@aaronz9410 4 года назад
@@MoveitorLoseit2 exactly, even if you were constipated (or as he said in another bit, suffering from occasional irregularity), that would be one sure way to take a massive shit right in your pants.
@brianlisk9326
@brianlisk9326 3 года назад
“Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device” How about that? My seat cushion! Just what i need, to float around the North Atlantic clinging to a pillow full of beer farts
@Julius_Paul
@Julius_Paul 3 года назад
@@cecilrichardson2494 "Crashing into the ocean" always makes me burst out with huge laughter
@Call_Me_Troy
@Call_Me_Troy 3 месяца назад
George Carlin was the GOAT. A master of the English language, like no other. The World would be a better place with more George Carlin's. RIP George.
@kristofer603
@kristofer603 29 дней назад
I wonder what he’d have to say about:Goat and LoL and Lmao and etc.
@27boof
@27boof 14 дней назад
@@kristofer603 Good question! He would probably have a lot to say about them :D
@131313user
@131313user 14 часов назад
Why not a chicken? Or a cow or even a sheep?
@jamesgarfield9592
@jamesgarfield9592 2 года назад
The man was a genius! I’m forever amazed A.) that he could think this stuff up. B.) that he could remember it, and most of all C.) that he could deliver it so fast and with such perfect timing. . . And he literally NEVER stumbled over his words, like not EVER. I can’t string three sentences together without tripping up in some way, and he talked for 90 minutes at a time with so much as an “uh” or “um”.
@bingobongo8101
@bingobongo8101 Год назад
Because he also believed in what he said. To you he is telling comedy, to him he is ranting about how stupid the world we live in is
@mw...
@mw... Год назад
He got his weed from snoop
@ОльгаСоболенская-х7з
@@bingobongo8101 You are so right about it !
@abc456f
@abc456f Год назад
He rehearsed over and over. I've read every word, gesture, facial expression, was perfected before he brought it to stage.
@rocknral
@rocknral Год назад
​@abc456f Well that is even more amazing. As someone who has done a fair bit of public speaking, I find rehearsed and exact phrasing very limiting. Basically I find it challenging to get it absolutely perfect, but speak in ideas rather than words. Carlin is definitely a one off. Genius.
@jojonono6188
@jojonono6188 8 лет назад
Carlin was the best. One of a few who could see the world for what it truly is. Oh, and hands down the best comedian EVER.
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 года назад
The closest anyone has come to the same stylings of saying like it is and being funny about it is Isaac butterfield from australia
@charleswilson7371
@charleswilson7371 3 года назад
You bet! RIP Sir and thank you George
@jimmyolsen5897
@jimmyolsen5897 2 года назад
Ronnie Dangerfield is better he’s the greatest
@HamiltonRb
@HamiltonRb 2 года назад
@@jimmyolsen5897 My favorite was Robin Williams but liked Carlin and Rodney
@jimmyolsen5897
@jimmyolsen5897 2 года назад
@@trayolphia5756 never heard of him
@davidshafer1872
@davidshafer1872 9 лет назад
First time I saw this show I was laughing so hard I was gasping for breath. Aw George Carlin, we miss you!
@Alexandria222222
@Alexandria222222 9 лет назад
+David Shafer I laugh so hard that I cry every time I watch it.
@SciTrekMan
@SciTrekMan 7 лет назад
David Shafer Missing George Carlin? Sounds like you've got an "Emergency Situation"!
@davidshafer1872
@davidshafer1872 7 лет назад
mytreker huh?
@TazFTW1911
@TazFTW1911 6 лет назад
He’d be having a hell of a time if he was still alive
@EbonyPope
@EbonyPope 6 лет назад
Zach Wolfe He would melt quite some snowflakes nowadays. It would be a pleasure to see him in front of a bunch of millennial students. I think his kind of harsh humor would make their heads explode. :D
@dannydoc1969
@dannydoc1969 8 лет назад
A true genius at work. He dissects every word, gives it a lot of thought and twists it into comedy while reflecting our societal BS and how we misuse words.
@OMGtheykilledKenny42
@OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 года назад
American English is bloated.. like our people.
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 года назад
And since he’s gone the whole thing has gotten beyond ridiculous...
@dilanavendanoperez3733
@dilanavendanoperez3733 3 года назад
Shut the hell up!
@neilangus4401
@neilangus4401 3 года назад
So true The man is magic
@mklizzar
@mklizzar 3 года назад
Yet he didnt dare expose how the US deep state was behind 9/11.
@grannycee8280
@grannycee8280 9 месяцев назад
Carlin's comedy is timeless and just as funny now as it was 30 years ago. A true master.
@MikeBrown-ii3pt
@MikeBrown-ii3pt 2 года назад
George Carlin would have a field day with what's going on in 2022!
@albertboccella1902
@albertboccella1902 9 месяцев назад
he could devote an entire show ripping on Trump!!!
@jakedeutscher
@jakedeutscher 5 месяцев назад
@@albertboccella1902you kidding? He would endorse trump
@MrBlick76
@MrBlick76 5 месяцев назад
He'd be cancelled for like 20 mins but his clips would go viral in 3 minutes and the whole world would share it
@MrBlick76
@MrBlick76 5 месяцев назад
​@@albertboccella1902what about the dementia patient? I mean Trump's nowhere near as easy a target. He's def a Cheeto colored funny wise ass crooked NYC businessman but at least he can talk
@stefanstoic
@stefanstoic 3 месяца назад
the bible called it 2,000 years ago
@Corristo89
@Corristo89 8 лет назад
I say "Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane!" OMG I'm still laughing xD
@cecilrichardson2494
@cecilrichardson2494 7 лет назад
Corristo89 Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here, with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here!
@Tht1Gy
@Tht1Gy 3 года назад
I've been laughing at that joke since the '70s when he first told it. Yes, I've heard it countless times and it still makes me laugh.
@UFO_808
@UFO_808 3 года назад
@@Tht1Gy how old are u then?
@Tht1Gy
@Tht1Gy 3 года назад
@@UFO_808 Old enough to have been a fan since the '70s... ;-)
@danielcrowe9324
@danielcrowe9324 3 года назад
@@Tht1Gy Isn't it interesting that people under the age of 50 are surprised that people over the age of 50 go online to watch comedians like George?
@k_h_nobody
@k_h_nobody 3 года назад
He truly was philosophical. He wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher with a sense of humor!
@rubenguerrero9050
@rubenguerrero9050 3 года назад
He sure was😂
@rasul407
@rasul407 3 года назад
Right
@jacobroman83
@jacobroman83 3 года назад
exactly
@DavidLee-ll9vq
@DavidLee-ll9vq 2 года назад
Spot on
@anthonyjohnson9403
@anthonyjohnson9403 2 года назад
Socrates and Plato with a kick ass sense of humor and sarcasm
@ronaldh8446
@ronaldh8446 4 года назад
April 25th, 1992. I was there with my brother and friends. George considered it his best concert and I agree.
@paulspears715
@paulspears715 4 года назад
Lucky you........Joey, how ru.....men and women don't walk the same...haha
@armin38822
@armin38822 3 года назад
Kinda weird I'm randomly watching this on april 25 on my birthday. Carlin is my favourite stand up comic
@brucejackson6451
@brucejackson6451 3 года назад
I saw this same tour. One of his best.
@AndrewJones-yl6uu
@AndrewJones-yl6uu 3 года назад
Comic genius we miss you George Carlin
@jasonfoster6428
@jasonfoster6428 3 года назад
Source for your claim?
@blackfish4147
@blackfish4147 2 года назад
This is one of his all-time best routines, absolutely brilliant! George actually went to work to write his content. He had an office and was very professional about his art form. That's why he is the absolute king of making you laugh at things you didn't notice were funny when they happen.
@GroverMcBeath
@GroverMcBeath 9 месяцев назад
His contrast of baseball to football was brilliant.
@nerdjunior9924
@nerdjunior9924 Год назад
Literally one of the greatest 16 minutes of comedy of all time
@ronstewart9709
@ronstewart9709 3 года назад
The first time I heard this I was in tears from laughing, when he mentioned the pillow full of beer farts I lost it. He was absolutely brilliant!
@bobmalack481
@bobmalack481 3 года назад
and should of added "and with sharks circling around me".
@RMJ23
@RMJ23 9 лет назад
Whenever I fly on the airline I watch this video at least a half hour before getting in the plane.
@EndlessSummer888
@EndlessSummer888 6 лет назад
The last time my brother and i were on a plane, it was August, 2014. As they were DOING the safety lecture, we were laughing like idiots because this whole thing was in our head the whole time. Definitely the highlight of all my flying experiences.
@Rolo_AC
@Rolo_AC 6 лет назад
Great advice. Will make it a whole new experience! On every flight! Haha
@chrisdirker8715
@chrisdirker8715 4 года назад
TheRam3596 yea for the love of Carlin dont get on the plane get in it. There seems to be less wind in here.
@trayolphia5756
@trayolphia5756 3 года назад
Someone asked me why I was laughing so hard...and they said they’d never heard of Carlin... ...got my iPad out and played this on full volume...everyone was cacking themselves...
@RidoDrago
@RidoDrago 3 года назад
It's been while since you posted but the guy just said you dont fly ON an airplane, you fly IN an airplane =P
@xxXthekevXxx
@xxXthekevXxx 7 лет назад
Fun fact: George Carlin actually served in the Air Force!
@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 3 года назад
That is why he knows that you get IN the plane.
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 3 года назад
@@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 😂😂😂
@matthewgiller7335
@matthewgiller7335 3 года назад
Imagine him in the Air Force
@thetriclopsguy122
@thetriclopsguy122 3 года назад
"Tell the captain, air marshal Carlin says, Go fuck yourself!"
@samm928
@samm928 3 года назад
Off the fuking plane
@hello_its_me.
@hello_its_me. 2 года назад
If you're ever having or had a bad day, come and listen to this vid. I'm pretty sure your mood will get better and you might just laugh your azz off.
@taratownsend6408
@taratownsend6408 6 месяцев назад
This brilliant man's genius is so needed now. How I miss him!
@brendabelair8777
@brendabelair8777 Месяц назад
Yes what he would sat now days I can imagine
@asaguda
@asaguda 8 лет назад
Well, what other kinds of belongings are there, besides personal? Public belongings? Do these people honestly think I might be travelling with a fountain I stole from the park?
@theschizoidman
@theschizoidman 5 лет назад
I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes after that one.
@krugg2798
@krugg2798 4 года назад
I honestly just kept on rewinding that part XD
@AndrewJones-yl6uu
@AndrewJones-yl6uu 3 года назад
I know it's hilarious George Carlin it's hilarious we miss you dudes
@evepayler1461
@evepayler1461 3 года назад
Personally I stole the fountain from the “friends” set
@robinjohnson6225
@robinjohnson6225 3 года назад
Laughing still Sindbad is funny too
@ScootsTrains
@ScootsTrains 8 лет назад
ROOF FLIES OFF!
@joepermenter7228
@joepermenter7228 6 лет назад
Cabin Pressure, In The Plane!!!!
@johnstriker480
@johnstriker480 3 года назад
O_O
@TRafael82
@TRafael82 3 года назад
Moment he said that I saw this comment 9:00
@thestranger4812
@thestranger4812 9 лет назад
This is my favourite Carlin piece, by far. The whole routine is pure genius.
@Julius_Paul
@Julius_Paul 3 года назад
Mine too, and I've heard every album and seen every HBO special. He has many 'one of his best' skits, but this one is truly 'the' best!
@leifchurchill
@leifchurchill 3 года назад
This is probably close to the top on my list of favorites as well.
@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828
@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 3 года назад
I AGREE it's exactly how I feel about it and the last time I was on a plane was when I was fucking 12
@jamesharris9664
@jamesharris9664 3 года назад
He was truly one of the greatest comedians ever
@nevertethered6386
@nevertethered6386 3 года назад
@@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 fucking 12 what?
@tested123
@tested123 2 года назад
the guy who hated religion became and was a god of comedy and truth.
@michaelmega7786
@michaelmega7786 5 месяцев назад
The World Sucks without you George Carlin. 🎉❤
@BarryL2697
@BarryL2697 4 месяца назад
George C, Robin W. and Rodney D. .. comedy died when they died!
@persiancat137
@persiancat137 2 месяца назад
Ws CL
@dinofreak222
@dinofreak222 3 года назад
This man literally crafted the perfect "how about that airplane food" joke. A true genius RIP!
@omairsh8
@omairsh8 3 года назад
He crafted the perfect stand up routine. Truly one of a kind
@christianhustad7055
@christianhustad7055 3 года назад
“Seat Belt, high-tech shit!” I love this man.
@vTropic
@vTropic 7 лет назад
this is pure comedy gold. Carlin is a legend.
@SylvesterCarl
@SylvesterCarl 2 года назад
Terminal Snack Bar. McDonald's = fast food.
@allenbeaulieu7077
@allenbeaulieu7077 2 года назад
George is one of the funniest comedians of all time. I’m 66 years old and would mimic him always as an early teen. He passed away too soon, he was comedy genius. Big Al.
@Joker-11B-SYLV
@Joker-11B-SYLV 26 дней назад
He was 71 and died of heart failure…and had lived quite an eventful and successful life… I wouldn’t say he passed too soon.
@bobstringer9809
@bobstringer9809 3 года назад
If this man were President -- 99% of the government would be in jail.
@edenswaterislife9214
@edenswaterislife9214 3 года назад
If people quit following their laws and religion they would be powerless
@animaljustice7774
@animaljustice7774 3 года назад
Amen!
@ratanaun2960
@ratanaun2960 2 года назад
Society would collapsed, like he said!
@iamlovedriven
@iamlovedriven Год назад
Oh gosh he would’ve been the greatest President America ever had 🙌🏼
@tiddybopper
@tiddybopper 6 месяцев назад
​@@edenswaterislife9214I think it'd look more like the proles in 1984
@alenor210
@alenor210 2 года назад
Carlin is like if a raving lunatic were possessed by the ghost of a philosopher. He can take literally anything, from a mundane activity to our whole goddamn society, and eloquently explain all of its flaws, but he does so with the energy of that crackhead you see on your way to work screaming at a brick wall.
@SingleTax
@SingleTax 7 лет назад
I've always wanted to see a video of pilots and flight attendants seeing this bit for the first time.
@johnyepthomi892
@johnyepthomi892 3 года назад
me too
@vincesbardella3838
@vincesbardella3838 3 года назад
As a retired pilot, and long time Carlin fan (Hippy-Dippy weatherman days) who was flying when the flight attendants made these announcements in person, as opposed to the current TV monitor, I'll off this: Every word of every phrase was, and is, concocted by the FAA, and forced upon the airline personnel to deliver. That's the reason they never vary, from crew to crew, and airline to airline - basically, the same reason we get the same hamburger and fries at every MacDonald's.
@RobWikder
@RobWikder 6 месяцев назад
I started listening to George in the early 60s ,😂 and still do 50+years later,,best ever ,,, funny man,,,
@peterparker7162
@peterparker7162 2 года назад
If you are not more awakened after George there is zero hope for you.
@farzadk6428
@farzadk6428 6 лет назад
Amazing genius of George Carlin that stands the test of time with his mastery of the language and impeccable delivery. I can watch his stand ups over & over again... and still be amazed, entertained and educated. Sad to think that it's been 10 years since he departed this world.
@ilghiz
@ilghiz Год назад
This is sad that his humour is still funny. It means nothing's changed, we keep doing the same shit he laughed at.
@blackphoenix8932
@blackphoenix8932 2 года назад
This is as good as stand-up comedy has ever been done. His delivery is outstanding, never meanders & seldom ever stutters. A true virtuoso.
@jeanniekiehl
@jeanniekiehl 9 лет назад
"I don't bend that way!!"
@norbertomunoz-martinez4564
@norbertomunoz-martinez4564 7 лет назад
If I did I'd be in porno films
@aaronramen5926
@aaronramen5926 3 месяца назад
😂
@unuminregnodei
@unuminregnodei Год назад
Carlin was a linguistic critic, among many other talents.
@graysonsvacsandmowers5426
@graysonsvacsandmowers5426 2 года назад
"In the unlikely event of a sudden change of cabin pressure..." ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!!!
@kylabotting
@kylabotting 9 лет назад
I shall never fly the same way again...thanks George.
@malikevans2615
@malikevans2615 6 лет назад
“And get out of the plane where I can help others” my favorite line
@eliaskjrbo8142
@eliaskjrbo8142 3 года назад
I’ll be honest with you but why the hell did it pop into your head that other people should know what you think.Your opinion isn’t worth that much. Also, nobody fucking cares
@malikevans2615
@malikevans2615 3 года назад
@@eliaskjrbo8142 same
@verbalkint4258
@verbalkint4258 3 года назад
@@eliaskjrbo8142 you're an angry little man aren't you
@eliaskjrbo8142
@eliaskjrbo8142 3 года назад
@@verbalkint4258 how did you know😂
@maceoryan-hess9235
@maceoryan-hess9235 Месяц назад
I love that he just lists all the ways he can hurt others to save himself before delivering this
@jahnreznov
@jahnreznov 8 лет назад
my first time on an airplane is tomorrow, and watching this helps with my anxiety of it! George Carlin was a fucking genius
@marlynnestruwig8987
@marlynnestruwig8987 7 лет назад
Souls Final Requiem nothing wrong with dying
@satan6169
@satan6169 7 лет назад
Souls Final Requiem I'm in suspense did u live?????
@supportiranianfreedom4982
@supportiranianfreedom4982 3 года назад
@@satan6169 No response in 3 years....that's not a good sign....hope you're ok buddy!
@brendanrodgers9753
@brendanrodgers9753 3 года назад
Is he alright...?
@jahnreznov
@jahnreznov 3 года назад
@@brendanrodgers9753 lol yes I'm alive
@rock85cool
@rock85cool 2 года назад
George Carlin is needed now more than ever.
@sidewinder3000
@sidewinder3000 4 месяца назад
Enough brilliance in 15 minutes to fuel another comic’s 90 minute special.
@antidiz
@antidiz 10 лет назад
R.I.P. George, we'll miss ya..
@kathconserv
@kathconserv 7 лет назад
Negan I miss him too.
@hmlandis1370
@hmlandis1370 6 лет назад
BxGirl Blazin' Me three, even though I just found him in Summer 2017. Where the fuck was I before then right??? Then I found out he'd already been dead for 9 years. But I will miss him too.
@samuel10125
@samuel10125 5 лет назад
Can you imagine him in the current social environment with all this offense
@patriciacolombini6567
@patriciacolombini6567 3 года назад
@@hmlandis1370 I just recently found him too God is laughing more now that george is in heaven entertaining him.
@patriciacolombini6567
@patriciacolombini6567 3 года назад
@@samuel10125 wish george were here now. He could help us put up with the B's that's going on.
@Ri3hy
@Ri3hy 7 лет назад
George Carlin would not approve of the title. There is no such thing as "LIVE" from NY... Yes, it was recorded Live, but after that it's just a replay.
@centuryrox
@centuryrox 6 лет назад
No, it was "pre-recorded" LOL
@samoanfun11
@samoanfun11 5 лет назад
@@centuryrox no, because then it would be "recorded"
@sha11235
@sha11235 3 года назад
It was a live show originally from NYC. If he didn't like the title, why didn't he change it?
@rosannaburt3048
@rosannaburt3048 3 года назад
he be fine or dandy but not the same time... he was once both fine and dandy 1 time but nobody asked me how i was! lol i could've told em lol
@e.2862
@e.2862 3 года назад
@@sha11235 cause he's dead
@KennethRathburn
@KennethRathburn 8 лет назад
Best body language ever.
@ylette
@ylette 7 лет назад
Looks like these things actually bother him, which makes it even funnier.
@TheCoppoy
@TheCoppoy 3 года назад
Jim Carrey does this as good
@Stevesautopartsify
@Stevesautopartsify 2 года назад
17 mins of absolute comedy gold!!! The material, voices, facial expressions, and body language are perfectly crafted by a master of his art!
@jerrykorec9926
@jerrykorec9926 Год назад
He was as honest with you and me and the other people 😂 thanks for sharing 💓
@unclephilly2127
@unclephilly2127 9 месяцев назад
At his peak here. He and Richard Pryor were THE stand-up masters.
@jeanniekiehl
@jeanniekiehl 7 лет назад
ROOF FLIES OFF!! lol
@nancyomalley6441
@nancyomalley6441 5 лет назад
Wouldn't the oxygen masks fly off with the roof?
@daniel_j_a
@daniel_j_a 8 лет назад
no matter how often I watch this - it always makes me laugh
@JumpinJAKEFlash
@JumpinJAKEFlash 6 лет назад
Daniel L. Same here. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen this hilarious bit of comedy gold.
@kristjan1757
@kristjan1757 2 года назад
I'd like to see Mr. George as singer :-) I am pretty sure he will gain the same success around the world
@jaceebrynne49
@jaceebrynne49 2 года назад
That is just about every old Carlin foe me
@HalloweeNut13
@HalloweeNut13 10 лет назад
"Seatbelts: High Tech Shit!"
@timcondon5184
@timcondon5184 7 лет назад
HalloweeNut13 ha
@c.w.r.794
@c.w.r.794 7 лет назад
HalloweeNut13 I wonder if the guy in the Grateful Dead t shirt and the Fuck You! hat knows how to use one.
@megandunnett7900
@megandunnett7900 3 года назад
@@c.w.r.794 😂he’s the only one who does... he’s the secret billionaire genius CEO designer of the fidget spinner who flys commercial as a way to ‘save the planet’ and is trying to ‘blend in’.😜
@mickyboy6083
@mickyboy6083 2 года назад
Rest in peace George, you truly was one of the best
@barbarahall5711
@barbarahall5711 11 месяцев назад
I'f been watching him since 60's
@Nefville
@Nefville Год назад
They almost certainly changed it from "terminal" to "concourse" because of George Carlin. What a legend, he is missed for sure!
@fretbuzz59
@fretbuzz59 Год назад
If only. Actually concourses (and gates) are contained within a terminal.
@kathconserv
@kathconserv 7 лет назад
His facial expressions are amazing.
@denisesimpson591
@denisesimpson591 7 лет назад
George Carlin will be sorely missed. " . . . PRE-SUCK MY GENITALS SITUATION!" Sheer comedic genius!!
@eyehatefarcebook11
@eyehatefarcebook11 6 лет назад
Denise Simpson That's a great line.
@yourbeardispatchyaf
@yourbeardispatchyaf 5 лет назад
Genius.
@kirby711
@kirby711 3 года назад
Denise that was the best line of all They don't make em like George anymore
@InformationEMG
@InformationEMG 3 года назад
What does it mean when he says that!????
@punkrock1989
@punkrock1989 3 года назад
Very overrated man. If you sit and go through his shows and topics they are very very basic he uses the same recycled jokes as nearly all comedians use. It doesn't take a genius to do a bit of research and watch all the videos about him to realise all his material is reused, cliche jokes and topics and aot of the material he used for over 10 years. Comedic genius? I think not, tbh alot if not all of the humour is made up by kids in school which is embarrassing on his part because he's coming up with the same jokes as a kid in school.
@omairsh8
@omairsh8 3 года назад
George is the definition of "owning the stage". Such confidence and presence
@Funky-Channel
@Funky-Channel 5 месяцев назад
Incredible, he roasted the phrasing that no one thinks about. That is a true philosopher.
@thorneradel4764
@thorneradel4764 9 месяцев назад
Brilliant man the professor✨🥂🎉 miss you George Carlin❤️
@bikerbisht110
@bikerbisht110 7 лет назад
Not just funny ... educational
@Memorex996
@Memorex996 8 лет назад
Look they nearly missed XD
@ed4409
@ed4409 8 лет назад
...BUT NOT QUITE! XD
@HPayne62
@HPayne62 5 лет назад
I guess they never miss, huh?
@rosannaburt3048
@rosannaburt3048 3 года назад
lol
@KevlarVTX
@KevlarVTX 3 года назад
That "seat back forward joke" is next level.
@bay2181
@bay2181 6 месяцев назад
I'm 52 this year and grew up listening and watching this man, still do!!! Awesome!!!
@JohnDudkowski
@JohnDudkowski 5 месяцев назад
George Carlin is a legend and the greatest comedian of all time He truly was the master there was no one better
@nitrohunter1315
@nitrohunter1315 3 года назад
"Look, they nearly missed" always laugh at that point
@arbknight12
@arbknight12 10 лет назад
"More shit from the bogus Captain" LMAO!!!!
@mikepeterson764
@mikepeterson764 10 лет назад
Tell the Captain Air Marshal Carlin says go fuck yourself. haha
@Kuce
@Kuce 9 лет назад
Gotta love the fact he says bogus especially since he's RUFUS!
@kathconserv
@kathconserv 7 лет назад
What an incredible gift it is to make people laugh.
@theokman399
@theokman399 2 года назад
Imagine someone at 9/11 saying "look they nearly missed"
@davidbaumgarten8339
@davidbaumgarten8339 Год назад
Wish he ran for president,I would vote for him without hesitation
@scottenglish6588
@scottenglish6588 4 месяца назад
The truly great people do not look for greatest.. He knew that you can't stop progress. Might as well 🤷 enjoy it
@scottwade7073
@scottwade7073 2 месяца назад
Me 2
@larseriksson9722
@larseriksson9722 11 дней назад
He himself didnt vote at all
@larseriksson9722
@larseriksson9722 11 дней назад
He tells you about that. In one of the shows
@billmorris2613
@billmorris2613 3 года назад
Carlin is in my group of the best stand up comedians I have ever watched.
@sorinichim4737
@sorinichim4737 3 года назад
My too ! He told the true, no matter how twisted it was, in his own manner!
@Prodem24
@Prodem24 4 года назад
Mr Carlin never told a joke Just real life stories in a funny way. One of the kind story teller IRREPLACEABLE!!!!!
@dd-jm1md
@dd-jm1md 3 года назад
oh, don't know about your fourth point; I think 'all' it would take is genuine honesty...
@aaronscottmatthews7883
@aaronscottmatthews7883 3 года назад
"in the unlikely event of a water landing..."
@Andrea01544
@Andrea01544 2 года назад
Lol
@ihabibrahim8902
@ihabibrahim8902 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂 what exactly is a water landing 😂😂
@Nick_Martinez
@Nick_Martinez 2 месяца назад
“Am I mistaken, or does that sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN?”
@optimascrime5235
@optimascrime5235 2 года назад
This man no this LEGEND is and always will be one of my favourite stand up comedians of all time
@cierakitty
@cierakitty 2 года назад
I agree....also check out Pinete...I say nay nay
@49erbandit69
@49erbandit69 2 года назад
George is without a doubt the best comidian of all time!!
@EMFPRODUCTIONS777
@EMFPRODUCTIONS777 8 лет назад
Wow, of all the things I've uploaded, this has the most comments and hits. Then again, its comedic gold so I can see why!
@satan6169
@satan6169 7 лет назад
EMFPRODUCTIONS777 it's much better with the video thank you.
@cecilrichardson2494
@cecilrichardson2494 7 лет назад
I watched him my share of times after smoking a bowl. But even sober, his bits were fall-down, nearly-pissing-my-pants funny!
@DNSKansas
@DNSKansas 9 лет назад
I want a Grateful Dead t-shirt and a Fuck You hat.
@subninja8069
@subninja8069 9 лет назад
Me too...
@kathconserv
@kathconserv 7 лет назад
David Steinle me too.
@brianabradley4964
@brianabradley4964 10 лет назад
Seat belt...high tech shit!
@TheAgedGamerJD
@TheAgedGamerJD 2 года назад
Ever since I watched this years ago, I’ve never been able to fly on a plane without thinking about this bit. Classic.
@sorinichim4737
@sorinichim4737 2 года назад
The audience was blessed to see his stand up acting live!
@tonimichelle7776
@tonimichelle7776 Год назад
“Blessed” isn’t a word that anyone should see in the comments of a Carlin video…
@shubhamyuvaidya89
@shubhamyuvaidya89 Год назад
Joe Pesci bless you
@seraphlaim
@seraphlaim 10 лет назад
It's amazing to me that every sentence of this is funny.
@dd-jm1md
@dd-jm1md 3 года назад
a deliberate ploy by our dear departed George...
@thewaterman122
@thewaterman122 9 лет назад
Only comedian that not only makes me laugh but makes me cry from laughing so hard
@siegfried8644
@siegfried8644 3 года назад
Swear to god I almost pissed myself😂
@nobodyschannel
@nobodyschannel 5 лет назад
“Seat! It’s a god damned seat! Check around your seat!” and... “I might have brought my arrowhead collection. I didn’t....so, I’m not going to look for it!!!”
@jamesmagers536
@jamesmagers536 2 года назад
Always amazed how he memorized his whole routine every show best in history
@nicholasmonteros430
@nicholasmonteros430 2 года назад
I know people like his political stuff, but damn man, I love when he just makes fun of relatablely dumb stuff, it's gold.
@Casarzino
@Casarzino 7 лет назад
BROKEN PLANE!
@UnikkatilBiggestLove
@UnikkatilBiggestLove 6 лет назад
I always breathe normally when I'm on a six hundred mile per hour uncontrolled vertical dive.
@charlessaint7926
@charlessaint7926 7 лет назад
I make it a ritual to watch Uncle George's Safety Lecture when boarding a plane. I am laughing while the 'flight attendant' is showing us partially educated folks how to buckle up.
@jdayala-wright8875
@jdayala-wright8875 3 года назад
I do the same thing but right after the safety lecture
@robertelder300
@robertelder300 Месяц назад
Every time I board an airliner, Carlin's routine automatically goes off in my mind...and I start giggling uncontrollably!
@HellhammerSS
@HellhammerSS 2 года назад
His facial expressions are the best part.
@ibelieveinsomething3895
@ibelieveinsomething3895 Год назад
And the delivery!!!
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