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I compiled a top 15 list of my favorite routines from the greatest stand-up comedian of all time, the late, great George Carlin.

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@liberty-matrix
@liberty-matrix 5 лет назад
"When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin
@Research0digo
@Research0digo 5 лет назад
Hi Liberty - awesome YT name. Which monologue was that from, please? Thanks.
@Nouta1
@Nouta1 5 лет назад
They call it the American dream; cuz you have to be asleep to believe it- George Carlin
@snelgrave101
@snelgrave101 Год назад
How true he was with that 👍 look at America just now, proper freakshow
@nancyhanson9661
@nancyhanson9661 Год назад
Yes
@robertfrank3560
@robertfrank3560 Год назад
True
@ayokay123
@ayokay123 5 лет назад
The greatest truth teller and observational humorist combination ever.
@navdeepkumar5085
@navdeepkumar5085 Год назад
Truth teller, not so much, a great comedian though. Most observations in this video were factually incorrect. However Great for laughs.
@ayokay123
@ayokay123 Год назад
@@navdeepkumar5085 Not sure how old you are, but it'll be interesting to see how many upvotes you get compared to mine.
@navdeepkumar5085
@navdeepkumar5085 Год назад
@@ayokay123 when did upvotes start deciding facts!!
@ayokay123
@ayokay123 Год назад
@@navdeepkumar5085 The moment you chose to dispute them.
@stackit303
@stackit303 Год назад
@@navdeepkumar5085 What parts are factually incorrect?
@flovv4580
@flovv4580 8 месяцев назад
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." - George Carlin
@jexelbur6872
@jexelbur6872 5 месяцев назад
As a disappointed realist, I agree.
@tonyisnotdead
@tonyisnotdead 4 месяца назад
he's lucky that he was born in a time that has already seen the idealism of those who contributed to the expansion of our species and our technology
@richardmurphy479
@richardmurphy479 Год назад
Carlin was unparalleled with a unique ability to call out humanity for what we really are. His observations are truly timeless.
@exodus6996
@exodus6996 9 месяцев назад
i genuinely never seen a comedian keep an audience entertained while being as political or preachy as him, he truly mastered an art nobody has even came close to
@jerushamaxwell281
@jerushamaxwell281 19 дней назад
On this subject, GC is absolutely right!
@nostalgicdragonballtv3032
@nostalgicdragonballtv3032 14 дней назад
@@exodus6996I love stand up comedy, it’s my biggest passion and you’re correct, the only person I’ve seen captivate an audience and completely hold their attention like George has, is Dave Chapelle.
@robertwright1410
@robertwright1410 11 месяцев назад
"Chances are their wearing a different type of hat. Keep an eye on that it might be important" 😂😂😂
@brendasmart553
@brendasmart553 Месяц назад
Sadly, he covered much about the Zionist Movement in all these behaviors. And, they wear tiny hats as a mask merely claiming to be religious to be mass killers for property theft! Following the Ten Commandments any of them, nope! Save Palestinians & their hats!🍀☯️🎯☮️🍀
@robertgage2785
@robertgage2785 6 лет назад
I cant believe the mind of this guy. he can put more words together than any one ive ever heard. What a QUICK mind.Truly amazing.
@ivyvines6708
@ivyvines6708 5 лет назад
Robert he was the best. He knew what was happening.
@ToyokaX
@ToyokaX 5 лет назад
Yea, he was quite the man. He knew for at least 30 or so years where the west was headed.
@vladdydaddy185
@vladdydaddy185 5 лет назад
If you think he has a quick mind you should type in christopher hitchens on youtube.
@loafersheffield
@loafersheffield 5 лет назад
+Kill Maister... I have three heroes Carlin, C Hitchens and Lemmy.... and they're all dead!
@honesty1234
@honesty1234 5 лет назад
Robert Gage you are not slow yo
@mrrandyleighton
@mrrandyleighton 5 лет назад
George Carlin was a genius. He will be missed.
@cityofchamps66
@cityofchamps66 5 лет назад
IS being missed
@thegreath.sapiensapien6907
@thegreath.sapiensapien6907 5 лет назад
THE whole world miss him, real humanity spirit
@teddyt1964
@teddyt1964 5 лет назад
Absolutely 100%
@aerondight6538
@aerondight6538 5 лет назад
He died more than 10 years ago and you’re seemingly acting as he died yesterday.
@mohammedmayet8228
@mohammedmayet8228 5 лет назад
His message is pertinent today .I think I saw a message that said a philosopher masquerading a comic very true. Rip
@liberty-matrix
@liberty-matrix 5 лет назад
"Humanity, just another failed mutation." - George Carlin
@shriharihudli
@shriharihudli Год назад
How right he was.
@tonyisnotdead
@tonyisnotdead 4 месяца назад
@@shriharihudli he was right based on what? what is a "failed" mutation in terms of the behavior of the species if it includes the most successful species?
@Tyrfingr
@Tyrfingr 5 лет назад
"Try to live together peacefully... BAM!" Made me think of Bill hicks who said exactly the same thing 30 years ago
@AlystrZelland
@AlystrZelland Год назад
"Shut him up! We got a lot invested in this ride!"
@WaterFlame957
@WaterFlame957 6 лет назад
"Human sacrifice. . . I miss that." 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@patgogan7324
@patgogan7324 5 лет назад
Early form of organ donor program...lol
@gmar7836
@gmar7836 5 лет назад
Some deserve to be
@tonyisnotdead
@tonyisnotdead 4 месяца назад
@@patgogan7324 how does that make sense? it's not clever, just confusing
@coolvid
@coolvid 5 лет назад
As a child I couldn’t understand his humor and never thought he had any talent, now being 45, I think he was brilliant and I wish he was still here. Imagine having him as your grandpa, so awesome.
@dianewhalen9721
@dianewhalen9721 Год назад
He sure paints a miserable picture of the human condition.I love him👍
@somethingclever4563
@somethingclever4563 5 лет назад
His "okay?!" after punchlines is so hilarious to me
@raresabraleaks8216
@raresabraleaks8216 Год назад
Bro predicted MAGA hats lmaooo
@jockelocopajdoman
@jockelocopajdoman 8 лет назад
"semi-civilized beasts". its so true it makes me sad and frightned in the same time
@TheOwlMan8850
@TheOwlMan8850 6 лет назад
Jo Cke Like cats
@daddyrabbit4444
@daddyrabbit4444 5 лет назад
tesla is probaly #1 on that list
@phillystevesteak6982
@phillystevesteak6982 5 лет назад
@Phi6er And which do you think you are?
@phillystevesteak6982
@phillystevesteak6982 5 лет назад
@Phi6er No, it's not that obvious to me. Some of the brightest people aren't well-spoken. How could I tell from a simple RU-vid comment? If anything, I'd assume you aren't. But you might be. There's no way of knowing. If you think you are, run with it; you just might end up making a difference out there
@42Mrgreenman
@42Mrgreenman 5 лет назад
Always reminds me of two quotes: "The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh." ~Silent Hill "...We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open...Fear the old blood." ~Bloodborne
@simplefolk8991
@simplefolk8991 5 лет назад
Great quote about human behavior. 6:44 "Then we wonder why a UFO doesn't just land and say hello."
@user-gr8zn1yp5l
@user-gr8zn1yp5l 6 месяцев назад
When the UFO gets near they lock their doors😂😂😂
@tonyisnotdead
@tonyisnotdead 4 месяца назад
we wonder because UFO's are unidentified flying objects, so naturally i don't think anything that a UFO could be would have any intention on being identified
@theunknown21329
@theunknown21329 Год назад
I can't even laugh because of how true this is! R.I.P George.
@paulmazzola398
@paulmazzola398 Год назад
George was spot on. Everything he said applies today.
@wjkathman
@wjkathman 11 лет назад
Favorite line: "Hey Jack -- you don't want to get your head cut off? Stay the fuck in Oklahoma!" A simple yet beautiful point that many Americans would probably prefer to ignore.
@MrTynanDraper
@MrTynanDraper 6 лет назад
don't forget the "hired mercenary" part.
@commie563
@commie563 6 лет назад
Mine too
@domais68
@domais68 5 лет назад
The comment below nailed it. Carlin was, among many other things, a bone fide "street" philosopher. (the best kind!) He offered all people a way to look at life through the brilliance of his thought. I like philosophy, my father is a philosophy professor (and I love him) but I struggle to like philosophers. Most make life feel like a disciple and only bullshit to their intellectually snobby colleagues from ivory tower to ivory tower. Life is freaking hard as hell. It's complicated beyond all measure. BUT....a lot of it is a big fucking joke. (no offense...I'm more of a joke than anyone!) I had the pleasure of meeting Carlin in a small, empty West LA bookstore. It was a bold move for me to approach him. I was 21 or 22 and figured there was a chance he'd embarrass and reject me. He didn't at all but he was far from offering a cheesy smile and autograph. He put me to the test. When I thanked him for his work, he noted his appreciation but firmly asked, "why thanks." I quickly explained my Uncle died from a particularly painful and debilitating from of cancer. In his last year, all he asked for was tapes/recordings/anything re: George Carlin. There was mostly crying in the last year of my Uncle's life and Carlin brought in the only laughs. He comforted a debilitated sick man looking at an early death. As I sped through my story, Carlin started to lighten up and then started to cry. He gave me an autograph and thanked me on paper for "one of the greatest compliments of my life." I could tell he didn't feel comfortable crying because he turned his head and tried to hide himself. He was observant enough to realize I was young and broke. I wore two different shoes for a year because I couldn't find any combo at the thrift store big enough to fit size 14 feet. After the autograph, I started to walk aways and he grabbed my arm. Then, to my confusion, he opened his wallet and gave me $100. I told him I didn't want money and couldn't/wouldn't take it. In his brilliance, he said, "pretend you're a Mormon and this donation is to leave me the fuck alone." I laughed and he pushed the money in my shirt pocket. I needed it and I know he could spare it. I think Carlin had a drug problem because he couldn't stand to look at life sober. I get it!! If you're a caring celeb, you'll get money and fame but you also view a unique dark side of life. I can only imagine a common guy telling me that I helped his dying Uncle and distraught family through the final year of cancer. I'd fucking fall into pieces. Rest in peace, Mr. Carlin!
@freedomspromise8519
@freedomspromise8519 5 лет назад
james lachs Good Old George was a Stand Up Philosopher, otherwise known as a Bullshit Artist. I miss his humor and common sense. Very intelligent human being.
@ashleybrooks9049
@ashleybrooks9049 5 лет назад
That is a great story, thanks for sharing that and letting us have a glimpse of George that all of his fans wished they could have experienced.... I enjoyed your story, and it's awesome you talked to him as a person and made him feel happy treated like that in public instead of just a crazed fan... ..... Thanks so much for that story!!! 😉
@1truthbegettingtold275
@1truthbegettingtold275 5 лет назад
The comment below always changes... genius.
@voicevamp
@voicevamp 5 лет назад
You totally nailed him. A creative genius of the highest level. I miss his insight & wry wit. You were truly blessed to have met him.
@b.bailey8244
@b.bailey8244 5 лет назад
thank you; this is a beautiful story. every artist hopes to touch his/her audience and have it be meaningful and real. you gave him a kindness and the best gift by telling him that - and he could then be real with you and share his kindness with you.
@attonapz6081
@attonapz6081 6 лет назад
"Might as well be, Steve." 😂😂
@lukeinvictus
@lukeinvictus 5 лет назад
There's no comma
@skbennett5761
@skbennett5761 5 лет назад
A man ahead of his time. I think he was trying to tell us something.
@martinbisschoff988
@martinbisschoff988 Год назад
@SK Bennett. One of the wisest things he uttered for me was the "illusion of democracy....and the futility of VOTING." He called the scam "just the other side....of the SAME coin." Absolutely correct. We are experiencing it now....worldwide.
@dylantribbey7636
@dylantribbey7636 5 лет назад
Every time I get comfortable with life I watch his videos
@persiancolor8946
@persiancolor8946 5 лет назад
Same here.
@jacobbyrd8737
@jacobbyrd8737 Год назад
I could listen to this guy talk for hours
@hippieeyez7636
@hippieeyez7636 5 лет назад
Miss that man. There'll never be another like him
@ryu7408
@ryu7408 6 лет назад
My favorite comedian.
@ErvCGotti81
@ErvCGotti81 11 месяцев назад
I Love him for his unique ability to put us in our place. Much respect and rest in peace.
@r.dbergman4034
@r.dbergman4034 5 лет назад
This guy was genuine. Died at the height of his genius..
@wjkathman
@wjkathman 11 лет назад
Great bit to select for your list. I love this one too! Carlin never shied away from the darkest aspects of human existence. He deserves massive kudos for that.
@tonyisnotdead
@tonyisnotdead 4 месяца назад
he didn't because it's not new for us to generalize ourselves.
@alawamalawam53
@alawamalawam53 5 лет назад
This masterpiece warms my soul
@darwindwelle5267
@darwindwelle5267 5 лет назад
This man was a genius!!
@craigdougan8484
@craigdougan8484 6 лет назад
Prehistoric emotions, medieval institutions, and modern weapons. What's our future?
@jobelthirty1294
@jobelthirty1294 5 лет назад
A whole big steaming pile of shit, in all areas.
@kieran1a2
@kieran1a2 5 лет назад
Humans are great. We're capable of reason. We deserve to live. We're awesome!
@kieran1a2
@kieran1a2 5 лет назад
@108johnny We value certain things like convenience and productivity more than mild pollution. Obviously if it's pollution so harsh that it's violating peoples rights (like China) that's a violation of their human rights. If you value yourself and someone is threatening you then killing them is okay, so things like nuclear weapons are fantastic for that purpose. "Our reason is why we deserve extinction." You sound nihilistic.
@percy81
@percy81 5 лет назад
Pretty soon it will all turn to dust
@MSRooky350z
@MSRooky350z 5 лет назад
@@kieran1a2 thats the reason we deserve it most... we KNOW that what we are doing is selfish, stupid and wrong... and we still do it...
@Knaeben
@Knaeben 5 лет назад
He was a genius. I wish he was still with us...
@Bestestboii
@Bestestboii 5 лет назад
this guy was a genius in every sense of the word
@domgoings6722
@domgoings6722 Год назад
He was and still is at the top of the game
@KevinMichaelCallihan
@KevinMichaelCallihan 6 лет назад
George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing is one of his last I bought and gave to my kids so they might learn something.
@Kaxopilla
@Kaxopilla 11 месяцев назад
0:33 This moment is incredible. The crowd keeps clapping because every single one of them feels the coming joke so rawly and truly.
@aprk
@aprk 5 лет назад
“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” - J. Krishnamurti
@Research0digo
@Research0digo 5 лет назад
GOD bless you, George Carlin. My favorite atheist comedian. You are sorely missed.
@rexochroy2
@rexochroy2 Год назад
His mind sure worked sideways , he was so critical of us all and yet we find it funny as hell .
@condensermike
@condensermike 5 лет назад
Dark but true. Thanks, George. RIP
@stefanimurray8543
@stefanimurray8543 5 лет назад
Carlin lives! No matter how long times fly he’s relevant a GENIUS! I miss this MAN!
@ctuagent31
@ctuagent31 5 лет назад
Run out of pop tarts 😂😂🤣
@gillestremblay3465
@gillestremblay3465 6 лет назад
«What we are is semi-civilized beasts with baseball caps and automatic weapons.» Well, I also read this from a french writer some time ago - he obviously refered to Laborit's reptilian brain writing it: «Man is a crocodile who owns the atomic bomb»!
@KarmasPerjury
@KarmasPerjury 6 лет назад
this is gonna be the first things aliens fully decode :P
@mellowyellow2022
@mellowyellow2022 Год назад
I will miss Georges' presence. One of a kind. Brilliant mind.
@gillestremblay3465
@gillestremblay3465 9 лет назад
Well, thinking about the necrophilia bit AND the Luka Rocco Magnotta's trial actually going on, that's enough to make one feel uneasy (to say the least), however hilarious that bit can be. "And then, we wonder why a UFO doesn't just land and say Hello!..."
@mudza92
@mudza92 8 лет назад
+Gilles Tremblay what UFO? why are people so dumb to believe in that shit. You think there is aliens somewhere? Even if the aliens exist they are probabli thousands of light years away and we will never meet them, manking will never ever have any contact with aliens. I personaly think there is no aliens at all, but even if they exist they would probably look at us like we look at ants. But like I said there is 0 chance that we will ever see aliens ever
@peachout6227
@peachout6227 6 лет назад
+mudza92 I believe there are aliens somewhere. But I also believe that those planets and society will never be found by human. I also think that if they do existed then they will be just like us if not a shittier version. People talking about aliens as high-tek well-adapted gods and will destroy us when they came here, but aren't we just who we are due to natural cause??Why can you be so sure that at some far away planet with 0.01% chance of being the same natural condition as we do, people there wont do fucked up shits like us????Everything happened to humans are mostly cause by natural reasons, means it will happen eventually, so why haven't people expect the same as aliens history? We all stuck with with this "god-like aliens are outhere" , scientists making dumb, vivid theories....they might be right but I rather believe in some Dorito religion than to hope for a out-siders visits to earth in my or my grandson lifetime. Money and efforts put in space explore, in the fear of being wiped out for a couple of years later for climate changing.....just accept your death already. I need some coffee right now ;_;
@JTisOneCrazyMan20
@JTisOneCrazyMan20 6 лет назад
bro Leo aliens exist. They have been known about for thousands and thousands of years. They have been here on our planet since the 40s
@derrickrobertson3334
@derrickrobertson3334 5 лет назад
@@mudza92 it's narrown minded to believe that we are the only civilized species in the Galaxy. Haha "but we are special". No, you're not Special.
@tartaro11
@tartaro11 10 лет назад
Carlin "The Greatest"!!!!!!
@jdbhatts2912
@jdbhatts2912 5 лет назад
+d m man never do that. bill hicks was way ahead of these guys
@kikoayari1962
@kikoayari1962 5 лет назад
Confident until the day he died.George Carlin is an icon.
@NinjaNuggets21
@NinjaNuggets21 5 лет назад
“You gotta be all out of beef jerky man, you must be really fucking hungry.” 😂😂😂
@SCHensley
@SCHensley 11 лет назад
Full of wisdom, mostly sounds like experiance either personally or just by watching.
@jenninelombardo8771
@jenninelombardo8771 5 лет назад
One of the best comedians, rip!
@jeetkunedophysiologymore4221
@jeetkunedophysiologymore4221 9 месяцев назад
I ALWAYS liked his comedy.. even as a kid... not knowing much about what he was talking about...lol
@michaelrief4424
@michaelrief4424 Год назад
Speaking of death I will never forget the funeral I went to in my 20’s and the husband of his deceased wife began to pull his dead wife out of the coffin because he couldn’t stand to part with her. That’s somewhat heartbreaking but at the time it was the scariest thing I had ever seen. Needless to say I was out of that funeral home like a rocket.
@pardus5045
@pardus5045 Год назад
What can he do with the body of his dead wife? Necrophilia?
@shawntemper7233
@shawntemper7233 5 лет назад
This guy is a genius and sharp as a tack at what? 70+ years.
@turtlegreer1928
@turtlegreer1928 3 месяца назад
The realist man who never held back told the truth 💯 the best 💯
@abdullahaboobakker1758
@abdullahaboobakker1758 2 года назад
Legend lives on forever 🙌❤👏RIP George miss you 😢
@isabellaaragon144
@isabellaaragon144 5 лет назад
He speaks what I was always thinking. Grate!
@geo6892000
@geo6892000 5 лет назад
great!
@maruzik
@maruzik 5 лет назад
Thank you for sharing Carlin's words of wisdom...
@maruzik
@maruzik 5 лет назад
As the echoe of our conscience...
@rezatavakolee1075
@rezatavakolee1075 5 лет назад
LONG LIVE LATE GREAT GEORGE CARLIN, HE WAS SOMETHING ELSE OVERALL THAT SURELY NOBODY CAN EVER MATCH AS A COMEDIAN & TRULY A FANTASTIC CRITICAL MIND. HEAVEN COULD NOT WAIT FOR HIM MUCH LONGER. R.I.P
@taratownsend6408
@taratownsend6408 9 месяцев назад
I love and so miss this brilliant man.
@josh18230
@josh18230 9 лет назад
There was a beheading in oklahoma this week. Reminded me of this skit. Eerie.
@verzeda
@verzeda 5 лет назад
shocker: people do fucked up shit everywhere at some point in time 😂
@ccc0909
@ccc0909 5 лет назад
@@verzeda 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't contain myself.... You're so on point...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@larrykanner37
@larrykanner37 Год назад
Thanks George. Miss you terribly!
@simeonkanu4392
@simeonkanu4392 5 месяцев назад
Finally someone who speaks out my mind about humanity
@bionicbenofficial
@bionicbenofficial 5 лет назад
I love his stage sets, it reminds me of sitcoms.
@guthax30
@guthax30 5 лет назад
"...keep an eye on that. it might be important"-george carlin on our hat-differences.
@sethwetzel974
@sethwetzel974 Год назад
Pure Genius. Nobody got a mind like Carlin's and nobody ever will either. So glad to have seen him live three times for his HBO specials three times.
@cosmicabyss7358
@cosmicabyss7358 9 месяцев назад
Nobody ever will huh? You sure have a tiny narrow view of the future.
@vincentpalermo5916
@vincentpalermo5916 5 лет назад
😂 Pure genius, speaks the truth! LMFAO! 😂
@heathershaw9122
@heathershaw9122 5 лет назад
Thank you Alienb being for putting this up!!! Brilliant guy!! #justice4brianharvey
@sabrina.h2737
@sabrina.h2737 5 лет назад
Be the change you want to see in the world. 🌱
@domari9459
@domari9459 5 лет назад
Well done man. This is the best stuff from Carlin, intellectually stimulating and awakening while at the same time down to earth funny. We won't see his kind again. That much is certain.
@cosmicabyss7358
@cosmicabyss7358 9 месяцев назад
How is that certain stupid? What an incredibly dumb comment. Lol
@chilliwraslin2510
@chilliwraslin2510 3 месяца назад
1:13 "keep an eye on that it may be important" lol brilliant
@yeabsirasefr6209
@yeabsirasefr6209 11 месяцев назад
this is the best comedy bit of all time
@scorchedrosearts7821
@scorchedrosearts7821 5 лет назад
A true Comedian. . .
@rotfaun2852
@rotfaun2852 6 лет назад
This is kinda how I see this world
@rotfaun2852
@rotfaun2852 5 лет назад
DerEntscheider no
@michaelpaul5801
@michaelpaul5801 3 месяца назад
man he is just in the zone here.. cream of the crux-- such a fascinating, completely on point and hilariously insightful routine
@Bobster986
@Bobster986 5 лет назад
Carlin was a one-man rock band in his own right.
@ScytheNeoX
@ScytheNeoX 7 лет назад
am I the only one who sees George Carlin playing as Trevor in gta 5 if he were still alive.
@braywyatt6163
@braywyatt6163 7 лет назад
I may not agree with George Carlin on everything but I damn sure agree with him on this video
@rosemaryharrington3183
@rosemaryharrington3183 6 лет назад
Tears in my eyes funny!
@namebp
@namebp 6 лет назад
Go back to class
@etrigan1389
@etrigan1389 6 лет назад
Scythe Sin the only thing is he doesn't like characters like Trevor Carlin has had his history with drugs but nothing hard like Trevor has done and unlike George Carlin Trevor is actually a cannibal he talks about it several times when you switch to him during the game
@sizzlepants8525
@sizzlepants8525 6 лет назад
Trevor has to be simon from TWD
@freedomspromise8519
@freedomspromise8519 5 лет назад
I loved George! Laugh riot and philosophy in the same skit.
@opusonline7456
@opusonline7456 5 лет назад
I like the moral question he emphasized correcting that it wasn't rhetorical.
@turtlegreer1928
@turtlegreer1928 3 месяца назад
This man was the best comedian of all time was the goat #1 🇺🇸 💪🇺🇲
@claycohen8506
@claycohen8506 5 лет назад
He predicted the MAGA hat situation.....
@garyscramstad1771
@garyscramstad1771 Год назад
His really dark time....still the best philosopher
@muckey7800
@muckey7800 3 месяца назад
"You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers, they're already there. "- George Carlin. Next level shock humor 😂
@GonjaKiiing
@GonjaKiiing 9 лет назад
this is a great retake of Mark Twain's Lowest Animal, or whatever it was called
@claudettes9697
@claudettes9697 5 лет назад
The Fermi paradox explained easily
@MiKostadinovic
@MiKostadinovic Год назад
The level of intelligence one must have to 1. understand and 2. see this as de facto reality is uncanny. And George Carlin had it.
@jacksonjames2712
@jacksonjames2712 5 лет назад
You are my stand up hero.
@nmkasprkasprowicz4615
@nmkasprkasprowicz4615 5 лет назад
Chimpanzees have been known to have some pretty nasty "wars," some of which involve cannibalism and other things that humans do. One such war was the Gombe War (1974- 1978). Yeah, humans are pretty messed up when you think about it, but we also developed the concept of a peace treaty.
@BloodyWallz
@BloodyWallz 6 лет назад
GOT THAT!
@pedrosampaio7349
@pedrosampaio7349 6 лет назад
We are the beasts we worship
@davidcarter1157
@davidcarter1157 5 лет назад
you run out of Pop Tarts.... you gotta eat something... Might as well be Steve.... Priceless.
@andrealindsey7736
@andrealindsey7736 9 месяцев назад
Meta won't let me share GC videos because the truth hurts. I've been listening to and watching this man speak since I was a baby. My parents were big fans of his and collected vinyl. Toledo Window Box has a great cover! My Dad and I always watched his HBO specials together once he started doing them. He opened my eyes to the truth of the world more than any other writer, philosopher or stoic I'd ever studied. Becaue he took all of his own combined life widsom and shared it in a way people would understand and deeply enjoy. It's all the Great and Secret show until the wool gets pulled away from the eyes.
@Joonudschi
@Joonudschi 5 лет назад
Now I know why aliens avoid the human race😄😄😄😄😄
@Lewa500
@Lewa500 5 лет назад
Animals do engage in cannibalism, necrophilia, murder and abuse. Still a funny bit, though.
@user-uj9cc5ch5p
@user-uj9cc5ch5p 5 месяцев назад
The best part of George Carlin was that he wasn't afraid to offend someone. He probably be protested for the things he said today. Mr. X
@doreenmorrison9407
@doreenmorrison9407 Год назад
Brilliant & Hysterical!!
@hershysquirts187
@hershysquirts187 6 лет назад
Now thats a great bit man.
@snip84
@snip84 9 лет назад
Roll over and play dead wouldnt be to difficult, would it! lol
@antonio39776
@antonio39776 5 лет назад
One and only Carlin!
@michaelbarritt9573
@michaelbarritt9573 5 лет назад
He is the best teacher we could have had Miguelito
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