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An ethics probe into Rep. George Santos reported that he committed fraud, but he won’t be expelled from Congress. Elsewhere, the GOP-led House is the least productive in a century and President Biden explained his cautious approach to trusting China’s leader. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@shermanculbertson6244 7 месяцев назад

If the GOP was a person it would have the honesty of George Santos, the brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of Marjorie Green, the morals of Matt Gaetz, the integrity of Lindsey Graham, the spine of Kevin McCarthy, and the personality of Trump.

@zacharyforeal 7 месяцев назад

That sounds like the seven headed beast described in revelations.

@davidanderson_surrey_bc 7 месяцев назад

Not to mention the sincerity of Ted Cruz and the laser focus of Mitch McConnell.

@knightspearhead5718 7 месяцев назад

And the Heart of Mike Johnson :P

@geargeekpdx3566 7 месяцев назад

... and we will call it...FRANKENFASCIST

@Tuturial464 7 месяцев назад

And the physical and mental health of Mitch McConnell

@MrDan11422 7 месяцев назад

Imagine if your work did an investigation on you and found out that you had lied to get the job and have been stealing. You don't get fired immediately.

@Hadenufyet 7 месяцев назад

I worked with a pathological liar. When our overlords found out, he got fired immediately. (Pretending his parents died in a car crash unraveled all his lies, including pretending he was a Vietnam veteran).

@RKHoss687 7 месяцев назад

How messed up is our system that someone as corrupt as Santos we have to wait for his term to be over to get him out of office

@surfwriter8461 7 месяцев назад

Remember that Ditch McConnell and the other R swamp gangsters said they shouldn't impeach trump but wait until after the election when the DoJ could prosecute him for his crimes. (You know, crimes that were not enough to remove him from office.) Then, after his defeat, he concocted the Big Lie and Rs said it was corruption within the DoJ that led to charging trump for various crimes that the evidence is overwhelming to prove. Rs are anti-truth, anti-democracy and opposed to the rule of law when it's brought to bear against their deranged demagogue leader or others in the gang.

@davidwh2653 7 месяцев назад

very messed up

@user-tf9kq2di9x 7 месяцев назад

That’s exactly right! I feel the same way about China Joe Biden!

@justdjustd42 7 месяцев назад

@@user-tf9kq2di9x or trump....

@heckensteiner4713 7 месяцев назад

It's funny how a simple affair back in the day would be a scandal that could end a politician's career. Now, it takes a whole George Santos number of scandals and crimes to finally get ousted.

@michaeldpa1333 7 месяцев назад

Republicans looked the other way on Donald Trump. Are you really shocked?

@bukkaharshvardhan 7 месяцев назад

Looks like even this ain't enough to get ousted.

@benthomason3307 7 месяцев назад

forget santos, we have a _confirmed fucking pedo_ in congress and nobody is doing shit about it.

@wolfslair31 7 месяцев назад

Unless you're Trump - despite the Orange GOP God King has led them nothing to disaster, they still rally around this moron. Wonder what h they will do when he's in jail?

@BenYamunma 7 месяцев назад

@@MichaelSousa-tf6giyour leaking a little projection. You should get that fixed

@gamepapa1211 7 месяцев назад

I love that Chip Roy's message is basically, "Why is the GOP doing nothing? We could have done so much more damage to America!" Thanks for helping America vote Blue in 2024!

@Lonewolfmike 7 месяцев назад

I saw an article that said dear old Chip's statements will make it into more than a few Democratic ads in the coming year. Even a person who makes ads for Democrats said, "We can't improve on this."

@CourageKarnga 7 месяцев назад

Please, America, vote with sense this time!

@Adam-do8eh 7 месяцев назад

@@CourageKarnga America and "sense" in the same sentence... That's a good one! LOL....

@aaronpeart 7 месяцев назад

It should be noted that chip Roy’s “outburst” took place in an almost empty room. This is like standing up to the bully in the bathroom but no one else was there.

@Right-Handed_Neutrino 7 месяцев назад

@@Lonewolfmike That's exactly what I thought when I saw it. I'm glad my hopes will be answered

@jhill4874 7 месяцев назад

Congressman Roy, did you vote for Trump's tax cut for the rich? Then you should Know about the deficit.

@dustinsindledecker154 7 месяцев назад

Actually chip Roy wasn't in Congress during Trump's tax cuts

@michaelthomas9440 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂tard says what

@teetimewisdom90 7 месяцев назад

Exactly!

@auditoryeden 6 месяцев назад

The burst appendix joke aged spectacularly, I must say. We're all very glad Stephen is okay, it should go without saying.

@miscellanonymous 7 месяцев назад

It makes me so happy to see Brian Stack here after watching him on Conan O'brien in my early teens, almost 20 years ago. I can't believe he's still at it on late night TV afer all these years, and funny as ever.

@civil_villain 7 месяцев назад

"George Santos broke the law every which way possible, but we can't get rid of him, because he's a politician."

@winstonfaulkner537 7 месяцев назад

Funny right? No one is supposed to be above the law except if you’re in Congress or the Supreme Court 🤦🏽‍♂️

@Damogen 7 месяцев назад

correction: they could get rid of him, they just don't want to.

@AbidingDude420 7 месяцев назад

The GOP have zero scruples.

@dunbar9finger 7 месяцев назад

Generally yes. The issue is that once you say a House committee can take away a House member's elected power you open up the floodgates for bad faith arguments to nullify the will of the voters. In politics you should always ask yourself how a tool would be used by your opponents before you're willing to normalize that tool by employing it yourself. If "prevent a House Member from being allowed to use the power of their elected seat" becomes an effect of Congressional censure, then I guarantee Republicans will invent bullshit reasons for censure of key Democrats in the House to zero out the effect of them being elected. The best thing to do here is merely make it public how much shit the investigation found out Santos did to make his voter support back home take a nose dive. He knows he can't get reelected now which is why he is pretending he's "choosing" not to seek another term. Oh, it's not a choice. The investigation caused his support to wane so he's not getting elected for another term. Actually removing him from power is something his constituents back home would have to do.

@FordKennethIsaacs-yc4yk 7 месяцев назад

No , not because he’s a politician but because he’s a Republican

@jpdemer5 7 месяцев назад

"He's a lying, thieving fraudster, but he's _our_ lying, thieving fraudster. --GOP

@lizardog 7 месяцев назад

There is no GOP; there are only Tr*mpublicans now.

@barbarajohnson4920 7 месяцев назад

Lol 😂 And we protect our own 😂

@michaelccozens 7 месяцев назад

"He's a lying, thieving fraudster, and so are we" - GOP.

@TY9941_ 7 месяцев назад

He’s probably just trolling you guys but you guys are too stupid to realize it and love taking the bait

@jcbjcb2 7 месяцев назад

@@michaelccozens "It's a lying, thieving fraudster, AND it's our lying, thieving fraudster." - apparat

@b0ajvk8 7 месяцев назад

I think it is so cool that Colbert and Myers often let their writers be seen on screen because the writers get extra pay when they do 👍🏾 💴

@castillonelson 7 месяцев назад

nope, they are boring.

@telinoz1975 7 месяцев назад

George is the perfect outcome of the GOP. Alternative facts in the flesh.

@mtaylor7307 7 месяцев назад

While hemorrhaging donor funds.

@HumanRightsAreNotComplicated 7 месяцев назад

I like how he clearly knows what he did He was going to run in 2024But then the house that fixed report came out And he didn't even wait overnight To say oh yeah that's bad I'm not gonna run in 24

@mtaylor7307 7 месяцев назад

@@HumanRightsAreNotComplicated Part of that pact of Grifting Over Politics so prevalent for Republicans. And I don't know how we as a nation stand for the likes of Tuberville that has diminished our national security and demoralized our military. One man taking down our ability to be Ready at any given moment. Santos seemed entertainment compared to the seriousness of Tuberville.

@surfwriter8461 7 месяцев назад

More than that. A fraudster and sociopath who is morally bankrupt and yet has been protected from any punishment by his equally amoral R swamp gang members

@kbbpll7338 7 месяцев назад

So, Chip Roy gets elected to serve the people in our government and the big accomplishment he wants to take back to his constituents is shutting down the government? I'm pretty sick of this Republican sh1t.

@afr1952 7 месяцев назад

That's the GOP Agenda these days. Shut down America and get as little accomplished as possible.

@chiggins4399 7 месяцев назад

Amen! Vote Blue! Vote them all out!

@evelanpatton 7 месяцев назад

@@chiggins4399yes, however “blue” is not doing, was not going the extra limb to get the great work across isles/state lines seeded, carefully grown to fruition, & HARVESTED IN PRACTICAL, everyday, every federal community system tenet, for the current & 7generations of AMERICAN CITIZENRY! Otherwise- F*ck Federal, INDIVIDUAL & agreed COLLECTIVE STATE MAJOR CITIZEN RULE GUIDELINES.

@SpaceForceCommander 7 месяцев назад

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. The GOP needs George Santos for their slim majority and he is not done until he is actually kicked out. After all, they protected Trump for years despite his criminality.

@Tuturial464 7 месяцев назад

And keeping him in the GOP makes them seem even more pathetic

@Brasswatchman 7 месяцев назад

What are you talking about? They're *still* defending Trump!

@donyoung7874 7 месяцев назад

They aren't kicking him out. He announced he isn't seeking re-election.

@XZITT 7 месяцев назад

The only true statement Santos made throughout, was that he is a Repuplican

@CourageKarnga 7 месяцев назад

I'm convinced the entire GOP has become a crime cyndicate.

@matcrispy3748 6 месяцев назад

“beneath the dignity of the office and has brought severe discredit upon the house” finally, santos has something for his resume 🇺🇸

@cleverusername9369 7 месяцев назад

Brian Stack interrupting the monolouge to make really bad jokes is such a Conan move 😂 Edit* Stephen confirmed it right after I posted this 😄

@KealohaHarrison 7 месяцев назад

These are very unusual times we’re living in today because my conservative father, who’s voted red his entire life, just said he’s given up on the Republican Party. I doubt this means he’ll vote for Biden in 2024 but it’s still a step in the right direction to fixing this massive rift in our country. #VoteBlue #DenounceTrump #45ForPrison2024

@bettyjones113 7 месяцев назад

Does he have cancelled check for the RFKjr/ Jimmy Hoffa ticket contribution?

@Withjoyfulsenescence 7 месяцев назад

I hope it’s not Chip Roy-giving up. That’s stipl crazy😂

@sebastianrubin7476 7 месяцев назад

Introduce him to Lord Buckethead and either find someone willing to take one for the team, or don the bucket and cape yourself; be the hero your country needs you to be!

@lisab9541 7 месяцев назад

Maybe he just won't vote. That's one less for all his GOP nominees.

@JK_Clark 7 месяцев назад

Lord Buckethead FTW!@@sebastianrubin7476

@nancyscogin7549 7 месяцев назад

I love how Stephen always puts away his invisible props!😆

@brendashelonko2149 7 месяцев назад

The inner mime is strong with this one!

@kronicpain7357 7 месяцев назад

Me too!! It makes my OCD very happy hehe.

@schwindsichtigaderechte5293 7 месяцев назад

Glad to see Brian get more airtime, he really deserves recognition.

@tytn9978 7 месяцев назад

Excellent monologue, as always! Nothing like a few lines from Colbert to cheer me up! As long as we can still laugh about something, we can also handle it!

@bonniewillliams441 7 месяцев назад

Sure missed him!

@ichijofestival2576 7 месяцев назад

You can gauge a country's corruption by how quickly and easily it rejects corrupt officials; a corrupt politician will naturally find an honest legislative body inhospitable. We're screwed.

@MonkeyJedi99 7 месяцев назад

Anthony Devolder is rapidly putting on weight. If it is stress-related, I have a prescription...

@newstroll982 7 месяцев назад

Interesting comment and the truth. Scary Trump is winning in the polls.

@frostyab7579 7 месяцев назад

explains Biden

@MonkeyJedi99 7 месяцев назад

@@frostyab7579 Yep. We saw the corruption of the orange man and his cronies, and chose Obama's VP instead.

@dgrant7291 7 месяцев назад

One party is pretty much doing all of this crap...and everyone knows it ...around the world. Him not running again is a pretty fast response to the ethics prob so...? But, IMO, he should be kicked out immediately and prosecuted and when convicted jailed for 7- 10 years

@kyleebrock 7 месяцев назад

We need to stop paying these republicans.

@boojeboy1 7 месяцев назад

New Jersey DEMOCRATIC Sen. Bob Menendez was charged with corruption-related offenses for the second time in 10 years. Menendez and his wife, Nadine Arslanian Menendez, are accused of accepting “hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes” in exchange for the senator’s influence, according to the newly unsealed federal indictment. Prosecutors allege the bribes included gold, cash, home mortgage payments, compensation for a “low-or-no-show job” and a luxury vehicle. 💰💸💰💸

@Death0Row 7 месяцев назад

That is sadly never gonna happen😅Rules for thee,not for me.

@lenawagenfuehr53 7 месяцев назад

Politicians you mean... they're all in on the grift

@firstlast-gn5bo 7 месяцев назад

Or pay them in worthless rubles since that’s who they’re really working for.

@aproxamillionwasps474 7 месяцев назад

Please don’t, watching Americans act like apes is my favourite pastime

@audreywellham2413 7 месяцев назад

I love that all our guys late night are giving their writers camera time! Tremendous! 🎉

@jkjk4243 7 месяцев назад

I absolutely love it that the writers have been included in the sketches! That you for your work Brian!

@OfTheGaps 7 месяцев назад

Couldn't disagree more. Brian was hilarious in his sketches, but this lame "there's gotta be a joke in there somewhere" shtick is the lazy low-brow humor I expect to see on _other_ late night shows.

@jkjk4243 7 месяцев назад

That's a valid point@@OfTheGaps. I think a new shtick would suit the show well. Imho, Brian is pretty talented and the show should take full advantage of that!

@JohnBainbridge0 7 месяцев назад

So, Santos said he wasn't going to run again and people just... believed him? Santos lies so much he makes other politicians look honest!

@serendipityshopnyc 7 месяцев назад

Santos is welcome to run again. I am certain he would get curb-stomped by the disgusted and embarrassed voters in his district. New York ain't Georgia, which will most likely keep reelecting MTG until she goes to prison or keels over.

@JoshuaWillis89 7 месяцев назад

It's so ludicrous that Chip Roy is shouting about his concern for future generations but doesn't give af about climate change, mass shootings, or any of the actual problems future generations will face.

@GHinWI 7 месяцев назад

@sacrament7: gibberish

@Idahomie 7 месяцев назад

Good to hear from another Bible bot'.

@dennislodermeier1741 7 месяцев назад

context ?@sacrament7

@lyndsaybrown8471 7 месяцев назад

Will face? We're already facing the consequences.

@patrickholland6848 7 месяцев назад

Climate Change is a hoax.

@MrBoriqua2000 7 месяцев назад

If George Santos says that he's not running for re-election, that means that he's definitely running for re-election.

@JeanineLaMonica_fem 7 месяцев назад

So grateful for Brian Stack and all the writers!!!

@SpaceForceCommander 7 месяцев назад

So Chip Roy isn’t going to lie like other Republicans and take credit for things they voted against? I find that scenario hard to believe.

@Damogen 7 месяцев назад

Sure he will! But he would much prefer if he could go and proudly tell his constituents that he helped shut down the government.

@lynnegackstetter2779 7 месяцев назад

Chip was disappointed that they didn't pass a lynching is good bill. He really is a skinhead and took part in the insurrection.

@stunv9116 7 месяцев назад

Santos says he's not seeking a second term so let's just believe this pathological liar 😅

@michaeldpa1333 7 месяцев назад

... or the IDIOTS that voted for him the 1st time. Santo's is New Yorks "Marjorie Taylor Green".

@hackcubit9663 7 месяцев назад

What an awesome fifth wall break, having a writer point out there's got to be a good joke without actually making one!

@naujaral2131 7 месяцев назад

Great monologue, thank you for making the news with humor, makes it easier to digest 😁

@TihetrisWeathersby 7 месяцев назад

George fit right in with House Republicans

@samlangford1688 7 месяцев назад

As does Anthony Weiner

@lizardog 7 месяцев назад

@@samlangford1688 You mad? Did big Tony stop sending you pics?

@lizardog 7 месяцев назад

The fact that Republicans didn't immediately oust Santos tells you all you need to know abut the level of red corruption.

@rkms5606 7 месяцев назад

Unless there are actual costly accountability for these polticians breaking the laws, bending them to only help themselves and allowing dark money to run politics.... this will only get worse. Vote for your local, state and federal elections and be sure to help others around us to be registered to vote.

@bettyjones113 7 месяцев назад

Get rid of Citizens United😢😢😢

@user-iw2nh7gl1g 7 месяцев назад

Also don't vote Republican 😂

@Marebo07 7 месяцев назад

Thanks for saying that. Believe me I will!!I do, I did, and am going to do!! God bless us and democracy 🙏❤

@nikolaipersad4098 7 месяцев назад

THIS!!!

@jemma6596 7 месяцев назад

💯- Hillary was right about this too!

@kathyfritz9962 7 месяцев назад

I love how Stephen truly seems to enjoy his jokes

@castillonelson 7 месяцев назад

you can see when he writes them.

@EricLensherr 7 месяцев назад

OMG that joke about getting Brian Stack from Conan was so hilarious to me! Every time he does a bit on The Late Show I always say to myself "hey that guy that was always in bits on Conan".

@Opus313 7 месяцев назад

The Dems need to put Chip's speech in their ads!

@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 месяцев назад

Two seniors, close in age. And there the similarities end. Biden is a grown-up decent sane capable savvy coherent well-experienced dignified level-headed man and human being. trump is trump. _Such_ a hard choice, isn't it...

@kathybyerly7904 7 месяцев назад

I want to copy but can't. Very well said.

@johnstory2996 7 месяцев назад

It wasn't, until he backed a genocide.

@veryberry39 7 месяцев назад

It's really important to remember that while yes, Biden is a saner choice than Trump, he's voted for some REALLY shitty things during his time in government. I guess I just wish people could see the complexity of things. Biden is a bus stop on our journey toward something better, and we absolutely need to keep going in that direction, but he's not what I'd call a great president, either, and definitely shouldn't be put on a pedestal.

@Nevertoleave 7 месяцев назад

@@johnstory2996 oh wow so like everyone else on the planet about all the other genocides going on

@carlodave9 7 месяцев назад

Both thought the Iraq invasion was a great idea; both think letting Israel bomb Gaza to finer-grained rubble will solve terrorism.

@MM-vv8mt 7 месяцев назад

I love the Brian Stack bits! A man of infinite mirth!

@SmallAngryNerd 7 месяцев назад

"theres gotta be a joke in there somewhere" is probably my new favorite bit

@Mr._B76 7 месяцев назад

Stephen is absolutely hilarious and spot on with his monologs.

@snehashispanda4808 7 месяцев назад

I am an atheist. I don't believe in God. There is no proof that God exists. I use logic and evidence to form my opinions about the world. I don't find any convincing arguments for the existence of God.

@SuperAngelic5 7 месяцев назад

Indeed

@bryantandres7505 7 месяцев назад

His writers are brilliant.

@maxpowervoice 7 месяцев назад

That shoutout to Brian Stack coming from Conan had me laughing harder than I have in a while😂 You’re in good hands!

@maplebones 7 месяцев назад

Keep us informed every time you laugh. I'm keeping track.

@kitcobain444 7 месяцев назад

Please more interaction with the great writer Brian Stack!! Love that guy and his quirkiness!! Just what Stephen needs! 😂❤😂

@milissaroberts9722 7 месяцев назад

It’s not like the House is doing any work whatsoever; yet, they just keep collecting a paycheck of $138,000.00 per year-utterly disgusting!

@themousethatroared3371 7 месяцев назад

It's $174,000 in 2023.

@Kaice88 7 месяцев назад

I love the writer segments. Giving a face to the people that do so much work for the faces of Hollywood is very cool and and a nice way to appreciate them a bit more as they deserve.

@plasticcouch 7 месяцев назад

Brian stack is a hero. Loved him since Conan

@tairneanaich 7 месяцев назад

Agree but also these late night talk shows are New York not Hollywood

@impunitythebagpuss 7 месяцев назад

Dignity of the House? That is a laugh in and of itself 😂😂😂!

@potterpotty01 7 месяцев назад

Brian Stack doesn't get enough credit for everything he does on this show

@Ford_prefect_42 7 месяцев назад

I love the "there's gotta be a joke in there" bits. Like they had an idea and the writers room was just banging their heads against a wall trying to get it to work

@hanszlh6522 7 месяцев назад

well , i find it hard to come up with anything more outrageously ridiculous and/or 'ironic' than this US-political 'Reality' ( -??? )

@narcanninja 7 месяцев назад

At this point I’m convinced George Santos is testing to see what is the most he can get away with before facing tangible consequences.

@MyAngrySanta 7 месяцев назад

George Santos should quit and just hit the speaker circuit, dude is insane, he’s made a mark on history, a terrible mark but there it is. I’m sure Netflix has like 8 versions of his biopic ready to shoot

@triciac1019 7 месяцев назад

He was following the Trump playbook wondering why everyone was complaining.

@lynkissa 7 месяцев назад

@narcanninja I get what you're saying, and I might take it a step further. There's a "blaming the victim" mentality among sociopaths that applies here. A serial purse snatcher will have the philosophy of, "If they aren't guarding/watching the purse closely enough that I can't get it, they're asking to have it stolen." It doesn't take TOO much mental gymnastics to start applying that to yourself. I think Santos (or whatever his real name is) WANTS to get caught - he's been too good at what he does, for decades, and he's gotten bored with success. That's why he opted to pursue the limelight. He's smart enough to recognize in that context people would start holding his feet to the fire. Bottom line: the mind is a powerful, and despite the brst advances of neuroscience, still mysterious thing.

@FordKennethIsaacs-yc4yk 6 месяцев назад

@@MyAngrySanta George Scamtos is the next George Constanza in the next Seinfeld sitcom , he has all the expertise & experiences to fill the role of a thief,liar,fraudulent,conman,corrupt, dog thief, scarf thief, credit card thief, lowest scum of the earth unemployed being still living with his parents, we would be delighted to view his resume when he’s job searching

@HeadspaceCools 7 месяцев назад

That writer, Brian Stack, played a bit character, in one of my favourite performances as a jewelry store salesman on Parks and Rec... it was fantastic!

@KeepItReels 7 месяцев назад

Man I need to go watch some old Colbert Reports...kept me sane laughing.

@Abulepictures 7 месяцев назад

What a way to get news, without feeling angry or depressed

@dunbar9finger 7 месяцев назад

Chip Roy: "I'm so mad that we're doing nothing when we could have accomplished something like making the government shut down and do nothing!!"

@CaedenV 7 месяцев назад

Now I have something I can point my kids to saying "See! Saying 'there is a joke in there somewhere' is a thing! Dad is hip and funny! Ive always told you so!"

@stevegarvin5607 6 месяцев назад

Watching Colbert doing jokes about ruptured appendices in this clip from November is surreal!

@gamepapa1211 7 месяцев назад

Please give me one reason to trust a Republican politician anymore. Just one.

@Opinionsrnotfacts574 7 месяцев назад

Surely they can't get any worse - they have reached the bottom of the barrel and can only improve?

@Tuturial464 7 месяцев назад

Because there are some who have some reasoning. Okay just one Adam Kingizer. But there’s no real trust honesty

@TheDevnul 7 месяцев назад

I like your optimism. It will be crushed, but it’s nice to see.

@BringBackDislikesYoutube666 7 месяцев назад

You can trust them to lie, cheat, and steal

@Tuturial464 7 месяцев назад

@@BringBackDislikesRU-vid666and fight

@mattmanley7118 7 месяцев назад

Stephen!! I knew it’d be a great monologue ! Santos compared to a slug 😂😂😂😂

@kit2770 7 месяцев назад

Brian Stack is the best. And his characters are great. He did some great ones on Conan.

@Fredroc57 7 месяцев назад

I really like the visits from Brian Stack. 🤣🙏👍

@canadianperspective3731 7 месяцев назад

Love the writers’ cameos; please keep showing us the talent.

@kgames1748 7 месяцев назад

Sure why not😂

@rishrawal88 7 месяцев назад

Brian stack is hilarious!

@LuisFGCruz 7 месяцев назад

"Stupidity and Corruption" - this fits even better if you see who went from Brazil to meet with Santos this week

@tcvesely 7 месяцев назад

Yeah, the house has been at an all time low since 2022, Santos dragged it even lower!!

@josephineappeng4140 7 месяцев назад

Brian Stack with the Panda Express joke, noodles, and “Great Wall” of laughter. Well done sir. I see you!!

@JackeWarner-sz9ll 7 месяцев назад

He’ll be fine. He can just go back to saving lives as a neurosurgeon or commercial pilot? Deep water welder? Oh no wait…horse jockey? All nude stripper? He’s free to do it all!

@Reldan 7 месяцев назад

I hear they have an opening at the Trump Org for working concrete.

@nancyjay790 7 месяцев назад

So, that all nude stripper. Does that mean he's in the nuddy while stripping wood? I don't think that's recommended.

@wizardsuth 7 месяцев назад

He should look into becoming a clergyman, or even starting his own religion. He's already got the dishonesty and greed down pat.

@irenehigginbotham6392 7 месяцев назад

Anywhere except government.

@mechanik 7 месяцев назад

I'm so happy Brian is back on camera, a true legend

@timmorehouse1237 7 месяцев назад

Loved the Conan reference. 😅

@RoyJic 7 месяцев назад

I do love this new “sub-segment” in the monologue!

@Petalumination 7 месяцев назад

I admit, I’m kinda disappointed that Brian didn’t come back with that zinger from the chuckle heads in the writers room.

@Dan-Simms 7 месяцев назад

Yeah he's had some amazing bits over the years

@spiceyhotpot 7 месяцев назад

Like how the late night shows are giving the writers credit, and speaking parts.

@jackmathias3120 7 месяцев назад

Brian Stack (sorry if I misspelled) is hilarious. I think this is the third bit I've seen him in, talking about a potential joke. He's all in. Very authentic.

@akinpaws 7 месяцев назад

He's been on Colbert's team for years. You can often hear him in the opening comedy bits.

@hexmangoes7863 7 месяцев назад

Idk why it cracks me up so much but i love when he passes imaginary props off camera

@starshake8998 7 месяцев назад

Paying for government spending as it occurs would require raising taxes on the wealthy. I'm guessing hipster Santa would yell about that, too.

@frostyab7579 7 месяцев назад

it would require that lazy welfare inner city leaches get jobs

@Ginric99 7 месяцев назад

Brian's "there should be a joke in that" has become my fav new bit.

@FeedMeezz 7 месяцев назад

Mine too. There are some jokes that are really hard to write, but are amazing ideas. I'm sure they can come up with a great joke about it but the delivery of it being an idea for a joke is already great in itself.

@xy6845 7 месяцев назад

Haha I absolutely feel your comment @@FeedMeezz that's actually true 😆

@chadmcfly1299 7 месяцев назад

House committee pretty much said "we would do it but it takes too long". How embarrassing 🙄

@lynkissa 7 месяцев назад

Heaven forfend they actually work! *clutches pearls*

@rajdhar6980 7 месяцев назад

How ironic. He makes a joke about burst appendix and 10 days later his appendix bursts 😢

@robart5352 7 месяцев назад

Happy to see Brian Stack back on the screen! Hilarious writer

@melissaporri1158 7 месяцев назад

With the current group of bottom feeders in the House perhaps we are better off if they do nothing.

@raymondamador1487 7 месяцев назад

🌹 Just because Trump can use campaign funds to buy lawyers and booze, didn't mean that Santos had the right to buy Onlyfans and trips. Two tier justice system. ☮️🇺🇸

@misslanapaulford 6 месяцев назад

How ironic the appendix Joke, only for Stephen appendix to then burst days later... 😊 I wonder if his staff realise.

@JD-mm7ur 7 месяцев назад

chip's head almost exploded there on the house floor... from his own hate and racism

@theskyehiker 7 месяцев назад

You were in good form tonight. I actually laughed out loud a couple of times. That doesn’t happen too often these days. Thanks.

@jacovawernett3077 7 месяцев назад

We had a great Thanksgiving lunch at the Yucca Seniors Center here is Hollywood. My first time inside the senior center. I even won the Raffle. We definitely support Monsieur Colbert une coterie. Joi de vivre Evie.

@stagger13 7 месяцев назад

Santos' new slogan is MRSA? Sounds about right.

@laalaa99stl 7 месяцев назад

"Dignity of the House" 🤣🤣🤣

@cherylmarcuri5506 7 месяцев назад

I've got a crazy idea. How about, instead of cutting programs for our least advantaged citizens, we maybe start taxing the richest citizens and the out of control corporations to pay for things? I'm willing to bet our deficits would decline rapidly. Just sayin'...

@kimclarke5018 7 месяцев назад

Exactly. Takes Females to point out the obvious. We should be in charge.

@therealzilch 7 месяцев назад

But that would be communism! Or at least socialism or maybe fascism?

@kimclarke5018 7 месяцев назад

@@therealzilch another male with the critical thinking skills of a gnat.

@therealzilch 7 месяцев назад

@@kimclarke5018 I thought the sarcasm was obvious. But I guess nothing is obvious on youtube.

@firstlast-gn5bo 7 месяцев назад

@@therealzilchYou need a /s at the end. That’ll clear it up.

@IaIaCthulhuFtagn 7 месяцев назад

He may have said he won't be seeking re-election, but it's Santos, you know he's lying.

@cptgulliver 7 месяцев назад

Santos made the deal not to run for reelection, so it’s a done deal.

@richmorin424 7 месяцев назад

It's surprising that Santos had to pay for OnlyFans; couldn't he just ask Rep. Boebert to reach across the aisle?

@azurekutella3812 7 месяцев назад

Are we sure the Only Fans models were women?

@lizardog 7 месяцев назад

@@azurekutella3812 I see you missed the point.

@lizardog 7 месяцев назад

Best comment!

@jprevatt 7 месяцев назад

Ooooooh 3RD DEGREE BURRRRRRN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂

@TihetrisWeathersby 7 месяцев назад

The George Santos era has given us a lot of laughs, Hard to believe this guys is real

@Tuturial464 7 месяцев назад

And it’s not over yet…😅😅😅

@navada4789 7 месяцев назад

I frankly think he’s just three really tiny drag queens in a suit who are in it for the laughs lol.

@meajmal 7 месяцев назад

He is not real. Like no one knows who he is and where his money is from :D

@Slo-ryde 7 месяцев назад

You will see him on SNL…. And various other comedy venues…😅

@gamepapa1211 7 месяцев назад

When I was a kid I used to laugh at Snidely Whiplash's antics. Part of the humor came from the knowledge that there was no real human being who could possibly be as cartoonishly evil as he. After seeing George Santos and his fellow Republicans, I think we all owe Snidely Whiplash an apology.

@TheVir1177 7 месяцев назад

He shouldn't only be removed. He should go to jail and a big fine. Stealing funds. He must return the money that he received. The GOP need a review of their business practices for violations. Review all our representatives in congress.

@FixNewsPlease 7 месяцев назад

When George Santos enters his next career as a brain surgeon, he'll tell everyone in the lunch room how he was once a US House Representative and of course, they will all think he's making it up.

@catbishop206 7 месяцев назад

Colbert is quickly becoming more entertaining than Kimmel! But both are chefs kiss!

@13katecoombs 7 месяцев назад

Santos isn't running again because he knows he won't win and, more importantly, he's sucked all the cash out of this particular con than he could get. He's hoping to move on to his next scam while avoiding jail time.

@lynkissa 7 месяцев назад

I was SO sure that the visit to El Paso that he framed as concern about immigration issues was actually a dry run to see how difficult it would be to make it across the border!

@elainegoad9777 7 месяцев назад

We get more truth from Colbert's show than corporate news.

@stikkgreen5237 7 месяцев назад

Colbert visited Epstein's island more than once. How bout them apples?

@valeriecarpenter3963 6 месяцев назад

You GO, Bud!!! You rock with what you do!!! ❤❤

@whatabout.. 7 месяцев назад

Santos isn't seeking re-election but, he sure is seeking jail time!😂

@michaeldpa1333 7 месяцев назад

Yea. He can have his "Botox" delivered to his Federal Prison PO Box and bill it to NY State!

@lindagibbs428 7 месяцев назад

He should be thrown out of Congress and stripped of all his benefits and pension 😮

@wolfslair31 7 месяцев назад

Exactly! Any other job , this wierdo Santos would have been out on his ass long before. For example, I had to investigate and dismiss a member of staff because they had feigned illness in order to attend a personal event. Then stupidly posted it all on Facebook (convenient evidence). This creep, has lied on his resume, committed fraud, told awful and ridiculous lies, but hey still here. And will now have to do nothing for a year because he's out anyway. Outrageous! But hey corruption, fraud, lies, incompetence and hypocrisy are Trump GOP. The apple never falls fall from the GOP tree, and when it does, usually has fallen on their head.

@FordKennethIsaacs-yc4yk 7 месяцев назад

That would be true justification, he came into a congressional seat because of his bullshitting, fraudulent resume, corruption in it’s worst form, stealing from his constituents donations, George Scamtos whole life is nothing but an absolute LIE !!

@novafamily8430 7 месяцев назад

Why the hate on George Santos? He is basically the best thing in all of American politics today. Y'all should be thanking him

@Azeria 7 месяцев назад

y’all know “trust but verify” isn’t a Reagan quote right? it’s literally a Russian proverb, ‘доверяй, но проверяй’. It was taught to Reagan by Suzanne Massie who suggested that it’d help when communicating with the Russians over nuclear disarmament.

@SpaceForceCommander 7 месяцев назад

Obviously, saying he won’t run again is just another lie by Santos!

@Jan-zv7ze 7 месяцев назад

For Sure! He doesnl't maintain information for over a week, so, stay tuned for the return of GEORGE somewhere in the government.

@hanszlh6522 7 месяцев назад

" We The People " should REALLY MAKE him RUN !!!!!!!!!

@user-ic4ce8xb5v 7 месяцев назад

Santos endorsed Kitara Ravache made me laugh so hard

@NicChristie 6 месяцев назад

Shouldn’t have made that joke about the appendix. It came back to bite ya.

@iliketowatch. 7 месяцев назад

(00:29) Why do things have to be "dropped" now? We had a perfectly good word that has served us well for hundreds of years: "Released." Please join the fight against "dropped;" it's an ambiguous word that only makes statements LESS specific and more confusing (one of its meanings is "cancelled."). It's often said that you can't fight against language change. Let's be the ones to prove that assertion wrong.