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Former President George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Southern Methodist University Saturday where he joked about free speech and his well-known mediocre grades while in school.
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@snmthecloser
@snmthecloser 7 лет назад
"And as I like to tell the C students, you too can be President" is one of the most underrated one-liners in the history of the spoken word. Fuckin Dubya. The man.
@takeitaz3366
@takeitaz3366 Год назад
Love me some war criminals as well
@takeitaz3366
@takeitaz3366 Год назад
@@Yeahright999 shut up inbred white boy
@EngPMgt
@EngPMgt 7 лет назад
At least he is honest about being C student 😂
@nolanjohnson2009
@nolanjohnson2009 3 года назад
A C student who became the President
@JoeLin369
@JoeLin369 9 лет назад
Long live C students!!!
@r10messi
@r10messi 9 лет назад
Bush did Titanic
@tricitiesair
@tricitiesair 9 лет назад
Leo Babakhanian And he killed off the dinosaurs. That is just how he rolls.
@makdavian3567
@makdavian3567 9 лет назад
Leo Babakhanian Thats a great way to attack and play down the correct "liberals" who rightly point out the blunders of Bush. Just type in a funny anecdote similar to his worst mistake and the left will seem foolish, sorry bud...but it aint working.
@r10messi
@r10messi 9 лет назад
Adhiraj Sharma It was just a joke... I have nothing against the guy
@MikeJ2023
@MikeJ2023 6 лет назад
Leo titanic was an inside job
@phamhoangminhthao6776
@phamhoangminhthao6776 9 лет назад
I like the way he joked through the commencement.
@picanha694
@picanha694 5 месяцев назад
Is he suppose to be serious all the time?
@tricitiesair
@tricitiesair 9 лет назад
After six years of Obama, I miss this guy.
@tricitiesair
@tricitiesair 9 лет назад
***** Since you obviously have not been paying attention we are still at war for no reason, you had health care before now someone else is just paying for it, and we keep losing jobs because Obama is a halfwit.
@luf4rall
@luf4rall 9 лет назад
Tri Cities all your sentences are non-points.
@TPartycrasher
@TPartycrasher 9 лет назад
Tri Cities we were losing jobs before Obama came along. you're a dimwit.
@cjbay26
@cjbay26 9 лет назад
You can't argue with liberals. They don't understand reason and fact. Only feel.
@TPartycrasher
@TPartycrasher 9 лет назад
Chad Bailiff well defend Bush then. what were the positive things he and his administration did? his negative column is overwhelming.
@st762410
@st762410 9 лет назад
That was classic! Halarious!!
@eltoyongardener1225
@eltoyongardener1225 3 года назад
Yeah! C students become Presidents, A students become White House Interns.🤣😂🤣
@p.z.arnott2329
@p.z.arnott2329 8 лет назад
After seeing the likes of Trump and Carson, I miss this guy.
@atlive1
@atlive1 9 лет назад
where do i find the rest of the speech?
@atlive1
@atlive1 9 лет назад
Patty Culley thanks
@Mister.Unknown
@Mister.Unknown 9 лет назад
*When your jokes are good but not hot enough to melt steel beams
@raghukiran5865
@raghukiran5865 3 года назад
When he said C students can become President, i wish they showed us some High honoured & A students faces......
@LatinaVixen91
@LatinaVixen91 3 месяца назад
Thanks Dubya was doubting myself going back to school
@social3ngin33rin
@social3ngin33rin 9 лет назад
love his speeches
@fisherhatakeyama
@fisherhatakeyama 4 года назад
What a great word!!
@lesliemstar
@lesliemstar 9 лет назад
LOVE ME SOME DUBYA! ❤️
@benshivd
@benshivd 9 лет назад
Something the Narcissist in office now will never understand. Humility.
@jesseelliott6001
@jesseelliott6001 9 лет назад
What obamas made plenty of jokes in office, your to busy hating him to laugh
@benshivd
@benshivd 9 лет назад
Please learn the definition of humility. To reiterate my earlier point. Which seems to have gone way past your your ability to comprehend and as most Narcissist wouldnt either. SMH. If your going to attempt an attack on my comment at least attempt a valid one. Else you look like a raving idiot. Too late...
@monumentalsin3552
@monumentalsin3552 22 дня назад
Yeah the guy in office now is just a humiliation
@solomonraabe4782
@solomonraabe4782 9 лет назад
I guess it helps your comedy routine when the audience is there for something else, and won't leave.
@hollycoulter41
@hollycoulter41 9 лет назад
Love It! ! That is why I have Always Loved You! ;)
@stevenpinzon7093
@stevenpinzon7093 Год назад
It’s finals szn. Gotta remind myself I can be president !!!
@randypacchioli2933
@randypacchioli2933 9 лет назад
I miss him in office. We sure could use him back.
@JustPierreMusic
@JustPierreMusic 8 месяцев назад
Im sure you definitely feel that way now lol
@mrsuns10
@mrsuns10 9 лет назад
George Bush made a funny Mr.president what is your plan for Katrina?
@JazzKeyboardist1
@JazzKeyboardist1 9 лет назад
and it is still funny that New Orleans rebuilt Below Sea Level ?
@mrsuns10
@mrsuns10 9 лет назад
***** Kadea Katrina both start with a k
@JazzKeyboardist1
@JazzKeyboardist1 9 лет назад
*****.. so?cool
@JustPierreMusic
@JustPierreMusic 8 месяцев назад
*JustPierre was here*
@emailyazid
@emailyazid 9 лет назад
Wow..
@plung3r
@plung3r 9 лет назад
Can he even sleep at night after what he did to world?
@Archaeosix
@Archaeosix 9 лет назад
plung3r Yes... but only because he believes in an invisible genie who lives in the sky who happens to be on his side and that in the end will take care of everything, conveniently enough.
@cesaros11
@cesaros11 9 лет назад
The same shit would have occurred no matter who was in office. Iraq needed to be destabilized for economic gain...Bush was just the guy who got all the blame.
@exbladex99
@exbladex99 9 лет назад
plung3r He did a great job in the world. Iraq was a democracy that was working just fine before Maliki ruined it with his hatred of Sunnis. He left office with a successful Iraq and a successful Afghanistan. Both countries had people voting for the first time in their life. Of course that doesn't matter to people like you. All you are thinking about is why he lied. He didn't lie. He was tricked by Saddam who was trying to fool the world into believing he had weapons.
@aim5055
@aim5055 9 лет назад
All the liberals in The comment section are so salty, it's hilarious.
@TPartycrasher
@TPartycrasher 9 лет назад
+luckylouwienner awww the little boy got his feelings hurt so he took his ball and went home. LOL LOL
@luisvilla799
@luisvilla799 4 года назад
D is for diploma
@shiro7876
@shiro7876 7 лет назад
What did he said in 0:54 ?
@TheCoyoteHill
@TheCoyoteHill 4 года назад
よりともShiro “To the C students, you too can be President.”
@TheCoyoteHill
@TheCoyoteHill 4 года назад
Kinda bothers me that no one ever replied to you
@jwhine
@jwhine 4 месяца назад
all you need is straight Cs and a father who was president
@matiortega4079
@matiortega4079 Год назад
You only need a father that command CIA
@LordMcSatan
@LordMcSatan 9 лет назад
Still better than Obombya or Shrillary
@JayA-ic9zt
@JayA-ic9zt 9 лет назад
The last of the American Born presidents. Hopefully in 2016 the new president will be American Born. At least that way the person in charge of the USA will actually have respect for it and the constitution.
@xanderluv
@xanderluv 9 лет назад
samuel avalos No they are just plain and simple devils and they will all burn in hell
@Mina-te5qi
@Mina-te5qi 9 лет назад
People, Bush IS a good man. Wasn't the greatest president but certainly not the worst. Not half as bad as the moron we have now. And I doubt Obama's a Jew I'm pretty sure he is a Muslim.
@AgentWD40x
@AgentWD40x 7 лет назад
Obama was born in Hawaii Dormitory, Kenya. (Yes, there is such a place.)
@faithofperfection9153
@faithofperfection9153 9 лет назад
Disgusting that war criminals get away with anything, can someone please tell me why he's still alive?
@airplanegod
@airplanegod 9 лет назад
Faith of Perfection Why are you still alive?
@intendedconsequences5758
@intendedconsequences5758 9 лет назад
Faith of Perfection Um, because he isn't guilty of anything except for what low-information voters are told he is guilty of, perhaps?
@intendedconsequences5758
@intendedconsequences5758 9 лет назад
"You right. He is a war criminal." Yeah, uh, we're gonna need a citation on that. A *credible* citation.
@nealtrombley3955
@nealtrombley3955 9 лет назад
Faith of Perfection yes thank god Obama got us out of there and the world is now at peace
@sophonias24
@sophonias24 9 лет назад
Intended Consequences Can you give a credible citation that outlines the credible reason we needed to invade Iraq? And please don't tell me it's because someone in the middle east hates our freedom.
@adityapancholi4829
@adityapancholi4829 4 года назад
I actually am a C student
@TPartycrasher
@TPartycrasher 9 лет назад
Bush is a reminder of what mediocrity looks like and how ineffective and destructive it is.
@MeowkolaTesla
@MeowkolaTesla 9 лет назад
TPartycrasher Same with Obama.
@TPartycrasher
@TPartycrasher 9 лет назад
Mami Burger explain
@TPartycrasher
@TPartycrasher 9 лет назад
***** there were reasons for the delay and only those who were against ACA made that a meme. there was nothing illegal about the stimulus package. Obama is not in charge of the VA. the shutdown was Boehner and the republicans, not Obama. the AP snooping is nothing but a tempest in teacup. it was done under Bush in the name of national security. same rules don't seem to apply to Obama. explanation enough? or do you get all your talking points from the neocons. you don't sound any different than what has been parroted over and over and over.....
@ArtisanTony
@ArtisanTony 9 лет назад
TPartycrasher You are a reminder of how bad liberalism is.
@TPartycrasher
@TPartycrasher 9 лет назад
ArtisanTony and your clown car of GOP candidate idiots is a scary reminder of how bad conservatism is. Bush is the icon of mediocrity, since we are talking about him.
@BinkieMcFartnuggets
@BinkieMcFartnuggets 9 лет назад
More like SMH University.
@Cloudi9
@Cloudi9 9 лет назад
He led the war that was invented by Dick Cheney for Halliburton. Graduates, never forget that or we're doomed to repeat it.
@skp2myLoo
@skp2myLoo 9 лет назад
Genius
@JazzKeyboardist1
@JazzKeyboardist1 9 лет назад
They cut it out when George said Cheney was a better President than Bush junior?
@homecareconstruction9852
@homecareconstruction9852 9 лет назад
HA........ Why in the world are so many bleeding heart liberals viewing and commenting on this video? Vote in the next election, so that this country can heal from the "Obama years" Get it RIGHT this time NO........ not Hillary and Bill
@CASSOBLVCK
@CASSOBLVCK 9 лет назад
This guy is still alive?
@actsismmljcorrectlyobeyed6190
@actsismmljcorrectlyobeyed6190 3 года назад
Free Speech is not only for those that hate God and Country.
@doracamarena1532
@doracamarena1532 8 лет назад
Ain't that the truth!!! Daddy's money helped a little bit,too. God bless america!!! And I truly mean that!!!
@ethanweeter2732
@ethanweeter2732 2 года назад
I invaded Afghanistan and Iraq, what have you done lately?
@nealtrombley3955
@nealtrombley3955 9 лет назад
He might not have been a scholar but..I am sure he know how to say Corpsman and we dont have 57 states or saying RSPECT. or where Asia is ( not Hawaii) or making fun of Special Olympics.... GW was not a great Potus...but he is far from the worst, thanks barry
@Mina-te5qi
@Mina-te5qi 9 лет назад
Genius comment. :) I went to the Bush Presidential Library and you can tell that Bush is a good man. He wasn't the best president we've ever had but he definitely was not the worst.
@Cloudi9
@Cloudi9 9 лет назад
He led the war Dick Cheney invented for Haliburton. Never forget that. Graduates, never forget or were doomed to repeat it.
@zacgrasl4229
@zacgrasl4229 3 года назад
This comment didn’t age well
@williamstraughan6385
@williamstraughan6385 9 лет назад
I say be like me f the whole world up
@bilb0sw4ggins38
@bilb0sw4ggins38 9 лет назад
9/11
@YoussefTanzakkine
@YoussefTanzakkine 9 лет назад
You forgot to say president and killer
@pettypettywoodchuck2
@pettypettywoodchuck2 9 лет назад
Lol good one. Tell the one about how 6,000 soldiers died for your lie and how some people say you were a good president.
@williamxie771
@williamxie771 9 лет назад
pettypettywoodchuck2 those 6,000 soldiers joined the military on their own free will. George bush did not put a gun to their head and tell them to join.
@shriswamiramanand
@shriswamiramanand 9 лет назад
pettypettywoodchuck2 way more injured, and will suffer from life long PTSD.. 100,000 innocent civilians dead,,, and GIFT of ISIS to Middleeast will be remembered forever! Removed on evil dictator, to bring far worse anarchist vultures!!!
@TheTrit0n
@TheTrit0n 9 лет назад
pettypettywoodchuck2 me and other soldiers joined on our own free will, ask the kennedies about the 10s of thousand they drafted to die in Vietnam. Huge difference between Volunteering and being Conscripted to the military by way of the draft. BTW, Respected Journalist Bob Woodward said the GWB wasn't lying about the WMD, and Clinton also said that Iraq had WMD while he was in office, guess where W got the information from, Clinton's 8 years of Intel gathering while in office.
@shriswamiramanand
@shriswamiramanand 9 лет назад
Da Triton Even GWB would not say that they actually had evidences, and clinton's administration passed down the message.. in Fact, UN inspectors wanted to go down and inspect before US attacks Iran, but GWB claimed that Saddam was too dangerous for US security that its not worth waiting. Although US actually has Anti missile program, and saddam did not have Missile which can even get our middle east range. .... Truth is, saddam just like Gadafi wanted to sale oil in Euro, and US did not like this... Same reason now they are after Iran... Same reason they are not going after Saudi Aarabia although it clearly sponsored Al Quida, and probably ISIS also. Because Saudi Arabia still sells oil in Dollar only....
@TheTrit0n
@TheTrit0n 9 лет назад
Milind Joshi I lived during that time, i was serving during that time, i saw Colin Powell's UN speech, and i was part of the 4th I.D. Unit that found one of Saddam's Mobile Laboratories, i swam in the pool in one of Saddam's palaces and pee in his pool. The UN reported that the Al-Samud 2 missiles had a range long enough to reach Israel, a violation of the UN Resolution that forbade Saddam from having missiles with a range long enough to hit Israel. Fact is that Libya sells 90% of it's oil to Europe, thus the sale in Euros, hello, that's a paris hilton moment for you. Saudi as a nation didn't sponsor Al Qaeda, it was individual mosques in Saudi, who tricked people by telling them the money was for "Charity" if you knew about the 5 pillars of Islam, Charity is a duty by all muslims, where the money that they donate in a mosque go, they don't know but the Imam is the one who funneled it to an Al Qaeda linked organization. IS was sponsored by Turkey particularly the party of President Erdogan. In case you don't remember, John Kerry, and Joe biden pushed for Arming the Syria rebels as long as they were fighting president Bashir. The U.S. armed the Syrian rebels along with the Nusra front, and IS as well, the U.S. provided training to a group that became Al Qaeda when afghanistan was under soviet occupation, if you don't understand the Cold War and their tactics, you should be scolding the USA. by the way, England and France stated their intel also concurred with the US that Iraq still had WMD.
@MrGiorgos34
@MrGiorgos34 9 лет назад
hahaaha how funny the man who killed 116.000 inoccent people in iraq he should be crying not laughing
@exbladex99
@exbladex99 9 лет назад
giorgos stamp Most innocent people were killed by AQ and Shi'ite militias. Guess who killed the most of AQ and Shi'ite Militias? George W. Bush. As a liberal, I don't like Bush. But at least have a criticism based in reality.
@zacgrasl4229
@zacgrasl4229 3 года назад
Give it a rest. It’s not murder if it’s war
@MrGiorgos34
@MrGiorgos34 3 года назад
@@zacgrasl4229 lol my comment is 5 years old and im not the same person i was 5 years ago i agree its war and jihadists killed allot of people in the end its war
@Trentberkeley86
@Trentberkeley86 5 лет назад
War criminal.
@wo7925
@wo7925 8 лет назад
I just shook my head because it is true a C student was president for 8 years and Bush is an example of what happens when that happens.
@TruthSayer2007
@TruthSayer2007 8 лет назад
lol don't got asking your Dr what her/his GPA was! You'll give yourself a heart attack😂 Here's an old joke for you: Question: What do you call a dr that got all A's in college and what do you call a dr that got all C's in college? Answer: Doctor 😉
@EngPMgt
@EngPMgt 7 лет назад
Truth Sayer doesn't matter what people think, being A is different of being C! Its about understanding, performing, dedication, contribution, hard/smart work! Beside all, its source of pride 😉 Its rarely you find a C student ending up with PhD But, s/he can be a president
@jairehedselvillapando2110
@jairehedselvillapando2110 5 лет назад
I don’t like the idea that grades measure intelligent and also the idea of grades defined your success
@gavingambuzza1824
@gavingambuzza1824 2 года назад
Lighten up geez I bet your real fun at Parties
@laughingoctopus8556
@laughingoctopus8556 9 лет назад
lol so funny, almost as funny as him getting all those soldiers killed.
@impossiblemission4ce
@impossiblemission4ce 9 лет назад
Laughing Octopus Don't forget all the war-crimes he's responsible for.
@MOSMASTERING
@MOSMASTERING 9 лет назад
Give up your day job and become a stand up comedian... PLEASE!
@RobThompson-de2db
@RobThompson-de2db 8 лет назад
I thought SMU was an upper level Texas school, one that kids compete to get i to. Being from Texas. Now I am not so sure. It's a joke. I hope the foundation gives money to those that are truly deserving. Hopefully those without a C average
@luismendez9550
@luismendez9550 9 лет назад
Lol... U know someone else wrote that joke... God what a goof!
@theinterestedpetastrophe443
@theinterestedpetastrophe443 5 лет назад
you too can be a C student President.....*gales of laughter*....and you too can invade a country on false pretexts and kill millions.....*crickets*....
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