German Army Rations are Actually TERRIFYING.

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Today we try JOLLY German military army rations from their creative(?) biscuits to mysterious meals, some of which we really liked and some… watch the video to find out!!
오늘은 독일의 졸리한 전투식량을 먹어봅니다! 정말 독일스러운(?) 비스킷부터 미스터리 샐러드와 본식 메뉴들… 그리고 의외로 맛있는 후식들까지?! 과연 독일 전투식량은 전투력을 상승시켜주는 맛일까요…?! 영상에서 확인하세요!
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@pantattown7421 3 года назад

missed the opportunity to say “german rations are the wurst” 😔

@soumyabharath8759 3 года назад

OOF

@leonardodavinci9751 3 года назад

opportunity taken

@LifeIsChillMusic 3 года назад

Legend.

@annabella8547 3 года назад

omg

@Krejwik 3 года назад

good one

@elenit.3656 3 года назад

Those biscuits is how I see the multiple choice answers in my exams

@jejehh9489 3 года назад

I've never relate to someone more

@clarissadesimoni 3 года назад

My life in a nutshell:

@iromosushi6291 3 года назад

Fuck I have an exam tomorrow and this sounds so trueeee

@sejinkim218 3 года назад

Hahaha good one

@dhepth 3 года назад

Here have my angry thumbs up

@ilon6675 3 года назад

me and all other german speakers: Käse Aufstrich Jolly: casa uvstric

@orbitiny1117 3 года назад

Ich kann nicht mehr 😂💀

@ilon6675 3 года назад

orbitiny사샤 ich schwöre ahhahahah

@jonson856 3 года назад

@dannymunch4633 3 года назад

Uffstrich und Uffschnitt, quite German ... not proper German, but German.

@chrisisweird7463 3 года назад

I only read it right because my mom is afrikaans 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and my dad is German but sadly i never learnt it or afrikaans

@nuggywaggy5869 3 года назад

German motivation to fight wars: if you win we give you normal food again

@ducmkie 3 года назад

lol XD

@juankim6927 3 года назад

@@ducmkie Oh my god! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@kevinli7941 2 года назад

or to get the other side's ration

@KoriEmerson 2 года назад

……… that backfired.

@TheWinglessHawk 2 года назад

xD sooo true! History shows best!

@gesinamenz 3 года назад

You know you’re German when you look at the Erbseneintopf and actually think it looks alright 😂

@CGermanB 3 года назад

And as a German, that is exactly what I thought lol. Looked good to me :D

@esel2297 3 года назад

Me too! Good to know I’m not the only one

@esel2297 3 года назад

I love how all our usernames pretty much prove that we’re german

@alicewonderland9160 3 года назад

It really didn't look bad. Actually looked pretty good tbh 😂

@Deryatari 3 года назад

Exactly my thought. It looked fine to me as well. I've seen a lot worse Erbseneintöpfe. 😂

@Capt_ahn 3 года назад

There is no delicious military rations in the world. But there's no military rations that you don't need. - CAPT.AHN - I respect all soldiers who take preservatives for their country today. We'll be mummies when we die.

@miri890 3 года назад

captain, who writes these comments for you? we jollybeans want to know ㅋㅋㅋ

@awiennn 3 года назад

HAHAHAHAHAHA the funniest thing I've heard all day. 😂 You soldiers sure are well-preserved.

@oofoof380 3 года назад

captain, why are all of your comments so funny?

@GarryChenYT 3 года назад

Well, the french definitely has good rations.

@rafaelbrinosa8884 3 года назад

@@awiennn finally, 1st time reading an english comment from you captain!

@obviouslyme7065 3 года назад

You know, the "Hartkeks" or "Firm Biscuit" is sometimes also called "Panzerkeks" which literally translates to "Tank Biscuit" and they got their name because sometimes you could drive them over with a tank and they would not crumble because they are so firm

@SolHobz 2 года назад

you can also use them as makeshift armor plate replacement for your armor vest ^^

@drgonrasa 2 года назад

You can also eat an entire package and not take a dump for 3 days

@madamebluebell4597 2 года назад

I’m Swedish and I my family we call them hardtack. And my uncle Otto would have hardtack sandwiches with hardtack in between 2 pieces of bread

@rizkiardhana7 2 года назад

What!😂😂

@NonsensicalSpudz 2 года назад

@@drgonrasa pooping is inefficient, conflicts with german ideals

@sp0tthecat122 3 года назад

Josh and Ollie on every single one of those things "ugh, no, that is horrible" Josh at the end of the video "Overall, not bad"

@zenon9924 3 года назад

sp0tthecat well they edited many things out like these puddings they talk about

@maddash1337 3 года назад

We have a saying in Germany "Der Hunger treibt's rein." which means basiclly "If you're hungry you'll eat anything".

@hiruzy4846 3 года назад

Bei uns sagt man "Der Hunger treibt's runner" :D

@blarfroer8066 3 года назад

@@hiruzy4846 und der Geiz hälts drin

@Keichokoshu 3 года назад

@@blarfroer8066 der Geiz hälts drin 😂 ich kann nimma, das kannte ich noch nicht 👌🏻

@kdsbsb 3 года назад

We also have a similar saying in Korea. "시장이 반찬이다", meaning "hunger is the side dish itself". Koreans always eat steamed rice with side dishes, so it is very important what kind of side dishes you eat in Korea.

@kdsbsb 3 года назад

@@Keichokoshu einige Leute die zu Satt (luxuriös) sind essen halt vieles nicht, auch im Not.

@jellybaebi 3 года назад

Ollie: has a weak stomach Also Ollie: tries the most questionable or out of date food 😂😂

@tobyteng7522 3 года назад

At least there weren't any potatoes in them.

@jellybaebi 3 года назад

Toby Teng like that would stop him

@NesconProductions 3 года назад

Guess Ollie never saw Airplane.. ;-D!

@FC-eh7ll 3 года назад

Toby Teng He doesn’t like potatoes?

@tobyteng7522 3 года назад

Hi @@FC-eh7ll Ollie is allergic to potatoes.

@MRetoastet 3 года назад

The biscuits are lovingly called "Panzerplatten" here. It translates to "tank plate / slab"

@lastminutewonder9602 3 года назад

Germans talk about there tanks a lot.

@andrewhopkins886 2 года назад

@@lastminutewonder9602 to be fair, they have good reason. Though I suspect this is because the biscuits are an acceptable alternative to armor.

@irgendeinname9256 Год назад

Kenn nur Panzerschokolade

@engelbert42 Год назад

"Armour plate" is a better translation

@henriknielsen6998 2 года назад

"There's visible peas in there as well" is probably one of the most british things I have ever heard, since it is my impression that british people boil all peas to the point of disintegration.

@erjinson 3 года назад

ollie: tHis iS tHe gErmAn aRmy's gReaTesT wEapOn josh: ...tinned bread? SKDJKSJ

@babydollface 3 года назад

sksksksksksksksksk

@Kin_Umi 3 года назад

We meet again fellow stay

@erjinson 3 года назад

Roxi Mochi 😌💕

@micro11. 3 года назад

whats the diffenrence of slty bicuits and sweet biscuits? *one is sweet one is salty* IQ : 20.000.000

@sophie4792 3 года назад

„it’s almost like the german army doesn’t want anyone to join them“ well you’re not wrong

@four.out.of.five.margarita7064 Год назад

literally what I thought

@janus3555 Год назад

"Ve let ze Americans protekt us"

@destinyezife174 Год назад

@@janus3555 wohl eher wir lassen uns von den Amis beschützen

@houselemuellan8756 3 года назад

"It tastes like chemicals" The Allies: Ah shit, not again!

@user-ot3tp2cn6b 3 года назад

Between ollie's silly personality and dumb little comments (goofy), and Josh's contagious laugh, I think I've found my favorite channel

@lejenni7591 3 года назад

Me, a German, trying to understand what Ollie just said. Two min later: oooooh Erbeseneintopf mit Würstchen!

@sophie4792 3 года назад

ich war so verwirrt wegen ‚käseauftrich“ man

@Ralaigon 3 года назад

Genau Erbesen XD

@rebexca3 3 года назад

It took me at least 5 minutes, I rewatched so many times and even after I saw the food I've been confused 😂 It did sound like it were 4 or 5 words, I literally was like "im Koch-topf???" trying to guess 😅

@rebexca3 3 года назад

@@sophie4792 eher "Kase-Uffstrich" 😂

@trashbin9285 3 года назад

Ich konnte nicht verstehen 😂

@ydfgydg 3 года назад

"this is the German army's greatest weapon" me, looking at the state of the Bundeswehr: "you might be right"

@malinp5510 3 года назад

All the other weapons are broken anyways...

@Frances_-dm3yn 3 года назад

That was exactly what I was thinking😂

@vinny2776 3 года назад

Hey now, some weapons are still working.

@valle1973 3 года назад

My thoughts as I read the title...

@sh5900 3 года назад

Let's be clear: it's their only weapon xD

@sahilsharma2483 2 года назад

"Peas are present in all vomit regardless of whether you've eaten peas"....I' haven't heard such a universally true statement in a long time

@gamerleal9265 3 года назад

I remember when I was in the Boy Scouts of America, my troop and I had MRE's that were older in age than we were. An example; we used the brownies to hammer our tent pegs into the ground and the brownies stayed intact.

@__amour_riza__1455 3 года назад

Ollie: I love you Both: NOT Gabie downstairs not knowing the situation: Yes finally I'm the first and only wife

@RandomVideos-ic7se 3 года назад

😂

@justjo5169 3 года назад

Josh: whats the difference between sweet biscuit and salty biscuit? Ollie: one's sweet, one's salty I DIED

@robertb8673 3 года назад

🤦‍♂️

@yummiebiey 3 года назад

I was like why is josh asking an obvious question 🤣🤣🤣 and i had the same exact answer as ollie!

@proeuropa1783 3 года назад

A very German response.

@bryngjerme1272 3 года назад

I literally thought the same thing as Ollie tho😂🤦🏼‍♀️

@justjo5169 3 года назад

@@yummiebiey YAAAAS

@siralexandersequeira3rdcou12 Год назад

6:40 Corn is always present in vomit, it does not matter if you ate it or not, it's there.

@maikenelissen3767 3 года назад

3:12 we ask ourselves that periodically.

@Luzienho 3 года назад

I laughed 10 minutes straight 🤣.. Dankeschön! Greetings from 🇩🇪😂🙏🏻

@knightsljx 3 года назад

As a former soldier, Germany has got the form factor right (taste aside). Those packet rice/pasta are the bane of a solider's existence when you're out in the field. The biscuits are where it's at, they're easy to eat, you can eat them on the go, they keep you full (relatively). Somehow the people who designed rations seem to think soldiers have the luxury of time to start a fire, cook and consume an entire packet of main course. I wished I had that many biscuits in my daily rations. Fortunately in my country, they've started replacing many of the rice/pasta packs with various kinds of stew. Which are far better for the field. You just tear one open and gulp everything down in less than 3 minutes.

@regenbogentraumerin 3 года назад

They also make sure you don't have to go to the loo for days :D

@rewrose2838 3 года назад

Well said, I always thought that when watching these videos 😂 (Like do they really expect soldier to sit and cook the full meal and stuff?)

@jessicazaytsoff1494 3 года назад

I think Major Charles mentioned this once. Memory banks say it was 'hard routine' or similar. Basically you are can't have a fire or anything that might make you noticable. including steam from some of the fancy rations? It's all just cold rations. I think they would have preferred cold stew.

@bkh7693 3 года назад

They are RU-vidrs. You know what it means. They overreact, exaggerate, and seem to cross the line sometimes for fun. We all know what biscuits mean especially on a battlefield. 😊

@218nicci 3 года назад

Must be tough to be a soldier 🥵

@irisyuj.8733 3 года назад

1:50 Hartkeks 는 hard cake 가 아닌 “딱딱한 비스킷” 이예요 :) 3:33 (käse aufstrich) ‘카세우프스트릭’이 아닌 ‘켸제 아웊스트맇’ 입니다. (독일에서는 소스에 이것저것 워낙 섞는 걸 많이해서 그런지 콩이랑 섞인 것들도 역겹다거나 하는 생각 안드는데 이런 치즈는 저도 독일에서 한번도 보지 못했던 비주일입니다...) 4:47 Würst 뷔어스ㅌ+chen 혠 = 작은 소시지

@tad2807 3 года назад

그리고 Hardteks은 건빵 따라서 딱따거ㅏㄴ 비스킷은 건빵으로 볼 수 있...

@juleb.5247 3 года назад

I'm German and I think i have literally not laughed this hard in a while🤣! Thanks guys!

@friedrichjangeorgr5724 3 года назад

so glad I served in the german Navy on a ship and we naturally had a kitchen with us wherever we sailed then... :D

@rocksellerman 3 года назад

yeah, me too, its good having a learned cook on board. Seemannssonntag was the highlight tho :D

@friedrichjangeorgr5724 3 года назад

@@rocksellerman yup

@Knotschi 3 года назад

....und? Wie oft gab's Erbseneintopf mit Würstchen? 🤣

@HafdirTasare 3 года назад

Isn't there a saying in the Bundesmarine? The Navy has the best food, because you can't deal with a bunch of guys stuffed into a Tin can at sea when there is only bad food? Or something like that.

@ninjapirat4703 3 года назад

"German" in the title... I just want to state that this comment section will soon be Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Auf Wiedersehen.

@lukasbaum1493 3 года назад

Einfach direkt eingenommen ohne Gegenwehr wir habens noch drauf xD

@HafdirTasare 3 года назад

@@lukasbaum1493 Sie haben den Blitz nicht mal kommen sehen.

@deusvermiculus1072 3 года назад

isso

@zeynepipek2902 3 года назад

Eingeschlichen und übernommen

@alexlikesdalex5680 3 года назад

Zeynep Ipek Wie in Polen xDDD

@shelbyminto8878 2 года назад

7:43 👀😂✋🏼 That whole scene was funny! *the hat really adds to it too*

@marieyahya491 3 года назад

"In German easy means almost impossible" soooooooooo true!

@shinyhappyrem8728 3 года назад

Easy for Germans... ;)

@spideylou 3 года назад

me, german, looking at the pea soup with cocktail sausages: that... just looks like a normal school meal tbh

@a12i9 3 года назад

Heut gibt's Eintopf, wie jeden Freitag! 😏

@cloudyday1764 3 года назад

Lol ja

@SusanneLechner 3 года назад

True, ich dachte mir nur so "hmmm, sieht ganz lecker aus, das hatten wir gestern in der Schule" 😂

@uramderrote7055 3 года назад

Or like the normal canned "Erbseneintopf" from Erasco or Ja!

@annika2132 3 года назад

Ich dachte halt echt das sieht straight up aus wie der Erbseneintopf von meiner oma😂

@IbanezNB 3 года назад

If someone wants to know what ollie said at 3:29 after "nein": It's "Achtung" (transl. "caution") and it fits perfectly xD

@a12i9 3 года назад

thanks! I didn't understand it

@AsphyxiatingOxygen 3 года назад

Achtung Baby!

@Oyashirosamananodesu 3 года назад

@@AsphyxiatingOxygen Klavier, is that you?

@tirpitzyt3088 3 года назад

Achtung means Attention like Achtung! Mien means Attention! Mine.

@al_kaloid 3 года назад

@@tirpitzyt3088 The German word for "mine" is "Mine" (capitalized) as well, so unless there has been a typo you got it wrong ;)

@nataliagonzalez-zs1ud 3 года назад

Going through a rough time, you guys always make me feel warm and smile, thank you🙂

@goldenmoonlight1573 3 года назад

My father is an officer in the German army and some biscuits going bad for no reason is an actual problem xD also, the sweet biscuits are only very slightly sweet in the beginning but will gradually become sweeter the more you chew them, until they taste like normal biscuits from the store.

@angelicpapillon Год назад

I’d just soak them first and save the mastication.

@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Год назад

As a German myself, we tend not to like things as sweet as some other cultures do. Living in the U.S. now, I find their desserts unbearably sweet. Every pie tastes the same because almost the only thing you can even begin to taste is the sugar. All the Germans I've known want other flavors to have a chance to come out.

@franzischulli4882 11 месяцев назад

@@angelicpapillon No, it's the spit that makes it sweet. Actually works with normal bread too (maybe not the abomination the US-Americans call bread).

@angelicpapillon 11 месяцев назад

@@franzischulli4882 only the sugar addled American spit would make it taste better.

@porkcutlet3920 8 месяцев назад

@@angelicpapillon Yeah, I think a lot of MRE biscuits are meant to be soaked.

@sofea147 3 года назад

Alternative title : Josh and Ollie mispronouncing German words for 10 minutes straight

@flowerdolphin5648 3 года назад

Except Ollie actually pronounced Ich liebe dich nicht perfectly. The ch is hard to get for English speakers

@sofea147 3 года назад

@@flowerdolphin5648 yes I know, was kinda referring to other German words after that. Also it's a joke 😬 I didn't mean to offend anyone, sorry!

@wijann 3 года назад

True but we’re here for it 😂

@flowerdolphin5648 3 года назад

@@sofea147 I know it was a joke & I am not offended. I just pointed out that it wasn't all wrong ^^ I'm sorry too, for not making my emotions clear. I am an ongoing teacher, I went into full teacher mode & forgot to add emojis/smileys 🙈

@cloudyday1764 3 года назад

😂😂

@jaym8367 3 года назад

Josh: Does not look good Ollie and Josh : eats it anyway 😂

@Jx0592 3 года назад

I love how the person doing the subtitles gave up on adding subtitles at 4:44 when ollie pronounced whatever that is

@janetsworld9734 Год назад

As a native German speaker this is soooo funny! I need more 😂

@user-gr1xl6ez8t 3 года назад

"This is the German army's greatest weapon!" "Tinned bread?????" Oh god I died 😂😂

@Trek001 3 года назад

Well, its the best they can manage since they ain't allowed a Panzer

@PrograError 3 года назад

@@Trek001 well... they still got the Hitler's Buzz-saw tho a new version cambered in NATO rounds... factories were dust after the V-E day...

@carpediem5232 3 года назад

@@Trek001 Germany has tanks. But funnily the biscuits are jokingly called "Panzerplatten".

@Trek001 3 года назад

@@carpediem5232 Ah, you got the inside joke I made...! I'm quite pleased

@kzizzles8329 3 года назад

As my old dad would say: "It builds character"

@RandomVideos-ic7se 3 года назад

As my dad would say: "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU EAT IT!"

@kzizzles8329 3 года назад

@@RandomVideos-ic7se Oh yes, I feel a kindred spirit

@dingfeldersmurfalot4560 Год назад

But Dad, I don't want any more character! I'm up to my ears in character! I just want to enjoy something for once instead of trying to prove something!

@s2a368 3 года назад

푸핰 독일 대애애애애박 음식보고 웃은건 처음 ㅋㅋ 마지막에 두분이 막 수습하려고 했지만 ㅋㅋㅋ 이미늦음 ㅋㅋ 올리 이제껏 못봤던 역대급 표정 많이 나오네요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

@heatherkamo6739 Год назад

Thx Jolly this video gives me so much joy cant believe it lifted me up while ive been depressed for days hahaha, love this silly jolly channel

@erjinson 3 года назад

i love how you guys actually have probably more experience than anyone else in the world with army rations from countries all over the world

@bigfoot8319 3 года назад

Check out mre steve he's eaten beef that's over 100years old 😉

@ordinarydude2237 Год назад

There's still one guy who's dedicated to eating MREs and has eaten MRE from the first world war

@Cry1w 3 года назад

i´m sitting here in my uniform in germany watching this and at nearly eveything you got i was like NO DONT TASTE IT ..... we dont even eat some of that stuff yikes

@douglasparkinson4123 2 года назад

use it as a firestarter ideally

@FenrisEx 2 года назад

@@douglasparkinson4123 yeah, panzerkekse and shoe polish make an excellent firestarter.

@AllDaGoodUsernamesWereTaken 2 года назад

@@FenrisEx Wait they can be used as firestarters?!

@FenrisEx 2 года назад

@@AllDaGoodUsernamesWereTaken yes. Put the shoe polish on top of the cookie and use a match or a lighter. The polish will burn and the cookie will give it enough substance to burn for a longer time period.

@janus3555 Год назад

USAF 1A7 here. The craziest part for me as an American is why your MRE's are so massive. We seem to pack more nutrients and calories in a smaller food. No way I could fit 7-10 of those MRE's in my B bag pack for a week long mission. And the cheese, we need to talk about the cheese. How is the German MRE cheese much worse? Now I need to see the French MRE's to see if their cheese is also terrible. I'm starting to think when it comes to shelf life, processed cheese, they're terrible, but when it comes to normal cheese, they're great.

@dee1661 3 года назад

Love your channel :) This time it seemed like ollie was mostly tasting, it's more fun when josh and ollie taste things together!

@scottjustice8543 Год назад

Food like that is what makes the Germans such fierce fighters. They don't care if they die.

@RoyJsFlcUv 3 года назад

"Käseaufstrich sounds like a heavy metal singer. And now, welcome to the stage, Käseaufstrich!" Dude what? 😂 😂

@_yuqey 3 года назад

Josh : " Overall, not bad. " They literally want to vomit for almost 8 minutes of this video 🤣

@robopecha 3 года назад

i think they edited a lot out. they were talking about puddings in the end, we didnt see them.

@hrtsvt Год назад

their convos always make me happy 😂

@lancerevell5979 Год назад

Watching these guys is like watching a couple six-year-olds picking through Daddy's toolbox. 😆

@theresarose8477 3 года назад

They should have eaten hühnerfrikase to be completely traumatised 😂

@shinyhappyrem8728 3 года назад

"gesprengtes Huhn"

@elizabethmanurung3698 3 года назад

🤣🤣😂 bestimmt

@Denise-rq2if 3 года назад

As a German it’s very cute hearing you kind of German pronunciation. My mother and I had a good laugh 😂 Also the cheese looks terrifying Edit: I saw the Cocktail Würstchen... the cheese doesn’t look terrifying anymore

@manzanasrojas6984 Год назад

Der Käse geht als Obazda durch

@ashleyklotz3762 6 месяцев назад

Yea so... thank you guys for being brave enough to eat most of the stuff you do, I have such huge texture issue that I'd be dying if I tried to eat even a tenth of the stuff you try so thank you for trying it for us and always giving us such great content, love from a Jollybelly in Denver Colorado!!!

@DSP16569 3 года назад

These Biscuits called "Panzerplatten" (nickname) - literally translated Tank armor plates. :-)

@pekignesenotpennywise123 3 года назад

I give respect to the army’s/soldiers for eating these rations because most people can’t including myself

@Burner.Account.. 3 года назад

If you can get past how it looks, the flavour is usually fine. It's basically a regular meal put in a blender so you can eat everything with just a spoon or just rip a corner and slurp it. Takes a bit of time to get used to it but it's alright, just looks horrible.

@xxflorimxx8160 3 года назад

If u eat it warm it tastes actually OK and some even good. I just recently joined the German army and had to live with these rations for three days. There are different variations of it. Every type has two main dishes (which are pretty small), bread, cereal and a lot of stuff which u can eat anytime like the cookies or dry meat.

@tarkitarker0815 Год назад

lmfao those rations are made in the same factory tinned stews are made, they are NOT disgusting, for the most part.

@IbanezNB 3 года назад

I'm german and I'm amazed by ollies 'ch' pronounciation. That's on point

@olliejobson6371 3 года назад

His „ch“ are on point

@olliejobson6371 3 года назад

@@jellybeans3994 Or when they pronounce it as an 'sh' sound

@IbanezNB 3 года назад

@@olliejobson6371 Ish liebe dish .... NISHT :D

@samuellee5467 3 года назад

Particularly in this video, I see young version of Steven Carell and Jim Carrey making a new short comedy film about going to the army, 2020 version 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ollie’s expressions are soooooo good and funny! Keep up guys! Enjoying the video in this pandemic here and please do stay safe Jolly!

@Fotoschiki 3 года назад

I've been in the german voluntary military service for 15 months until recently and I'm happy I never had to eat that stuff (although I feel like I've missed a once in a lifetime experience). My roommate in my later unit, who had his basic training in another location, had to eat it and he exactly described it the way you reacted. My experience with German army food: Only eat the cookies and the "ERBSENEINTOPF!".

@iioOsubryciaOoii 3 года назад

I was binge watching the English, Russian, French and Australian rations. Here is a fine addition to my collection!

@j.j.schlachtfeld9325 3 года назад

Whenever an English-speaking person tries to say 'ich liebe dich' but pronounces the 'ch' as a 'ck' my brain goes to a very different, non family friendly place. 😂😂😂

@cloudyday1764 3 года назад

@joshua9296 😂😂

@LuinTathren 3 года назад

@joshua9296 Exactly

@windhelmguard5295 3 года назад

richard getting all the love.

@yamigekusu 3 года назад

@@windhelmguard5295 i believe 'Dick' is 'fat' in German

@artemisia5663 3 года назад

I can't even lmao 💀 I laughed so hard at Josh saying "Ich liebe dick" and I was like 'M8 the internet will remember that forever"

@pontoinflexao 3 года назад

The eagle cry sound effect gets me everytime. Too good.

@mssaltygiggles 3 года назад

I really love the content! You guys are hilarious :D! I was in Germany for 3 years with the US military, but never tried a German MRE. Thanks for sharing 🙃

@AA-hy6wh 3 года назад

When they say “keze ufstrich” I can’t anymore 😂

@rebexca3 3 года назад

I mean in that pronounciation it really does sound like the singer of a metal band 😂 (oder PartySchlager)

@aimeecherub6237 3 года назад

This video: Josh watches Ollie eat German army rashons🤦‍♀️😂

@taylorrobinsonn7037 2 года назад

Watching these videos again after watching all of the ones with Juno, you can most certainly tell Ollie is her father…. They have the same facial expressions… it’s so cute lol😂😂😂

@gabmm 3 года назад

i gotta say, i think this was one of the best jolly openings 😂😂 idk there was just something extra satisfying about this back and forth and cut to the jolly logo 😂👌❤💗

@andii256 3 года назад

Josh finally tells Ollie “I love you” but it’s in german!

@annakunze630 3 года назад

Pff Erbsensuppe mit Wiener Würstchen ist eine Quintessenz unserer Mensakultur 😂😂

@filippa1434 3 года назад

Ich liebe Eintopf, aber nur selbst gemachten XD

@ASMRJey 3 года назад

Der Erbseneintopf hier sah halt echt gut aus 😂

@steffenebener7332 3 года назад

Aber welcher Deutsche wäre nicht beleidigt, wenn die Würstchen die gleiche Konsistenz wie der Eintopf haben?

@annanannee2156 3 года назад

Eher Linseneintopf😅

@SarahA93E 3 года назад

I want Ollie's dad to try the cheese. Just to hear what he has to say.

@dreamer_soul4503 3 года назад

I literally told my dad about the sesame snack and he told me back in the days the biscuits were like this. A friends dog loved these. It thought they were dog biscuits. 😂😂

@sherina4185 3 года назад

‘i love you.. NOT’ sounds like a rejection HAHA

@kipchickensout 3 года назад

i kid you not

@lisapeltzer4310 3 года назад

Thats actually a commen joke allong germans. You can do it with a lot of sentences and as a kid you think its hilarious 😂

@Deryatari 3 года назад

@@lisapeltzer4310 true story. My friends and I do that a lot.

@killermuffinxoxo 3 года назад

So I'm German and this was soo hilarious. Didn't know our army rations are that bad 😂😂 Also the ration is called "vegetarian" but they had sausages in one meal 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

@user-pt6gd7zm5w 3 года назад

Josh's was vegetarian but Ollie's weren't

@killermuffinxoxo 3 года назад

@@user-pt6gd7zm5w ah ok that makes more sense 😂

@xxflorimxx8160 3 года назад

They aren't that bad. You can survive with them and some things in there are delicious. Espacily the little things like the choco cookies or the chocolate bar can make you happy af while ur sitting in the cold darkness for 1 1/2h. The only thing I don't like is that the main dishes are so small

@jamesreisenauer1778 2 года назад

@killermuffinxoxo Well, you do realise that vegetarian sausages have been on the market for about ten years now?

@bloodybritbastard 2 года назад

@@jamesreisenauer1778 vegetarian tuna?

@nishthagupta1357 5 месяцев назад

I absolutely love your ration videos ❤

@kha0sv4ktor72 3 года назад

those biscuits actually constipate you quite good. When we were outside for longer with no toilet to sit on we ate those and nothing came out for 4 days straight xD you cant believe that relieve dood

@shihalya 3 года назад

You know tinned bread is something I regular buy at the supermarket in germany..... But than again you have to realize that Germany is a nation living on bread, we have hundreds of different types of bread in Germany....

@rebexca3 3 года назад

I've never even seen tinned bread I think 🤔 (cake yes, but bread...) I mean fresh bread is the best...

@shihalya 3 года назад

Sonja-Rebecca H „Pumpernickel “ is what we (my whole family)usually buy tinned, it’s a type of dark brown, sometimes black, bread made from rye....it easily dries out so unless we eat a whole loaf or a package, tinned is fresher..... Other breads, sure fresh is great,...but like I said there are hundreds official breads in Germany, last count I think 300, and each one has differences by baker and region, and some you only get in certain regions.... Hell, in Germany depending on the region people have different names for the end pieces of bread (Knut, Kanten, eckerln,...)or „normal buns“ (shrimpe, norm, knoten,Rolle,Ballen....)...honestly I think „we“ germans are just very odd most of the time...

@rebexca3 3 года назад

@@shihalya Ok yeah, I just know Pumpernickel in plastic packages I think 🤔 Und ja sind wir definitiv, aber jedes Land hat da wohl seine Eigenheiten 😉 PS: Kanten & Schrippe (Brötchen geht auch) 😜

@ellabutz9696 3 года назад

Pumpernickel is soo good though

@MrsNanaBlue 2 года назад

In or before summertime our Aldi Süd sold tinned bread for camping vacation, for example Körnerbrot with Sonnenblumenkernen or the rye bread Josh and Ollie had here. Sometimes you also get it in regular supermarkets if they are well stocked (mostly all year). A few years ago german government advised to stock up for emergencies and so I bought some of this bread in tins. Even over the date it was quite nice, if you like Körnerbrot. I had to eat it before it expired, because the emergency never came....😄 But last summer we maybe could have used it after the big flood in NRW and Rhineland- Pfalz.

@nik_glas 3 года назад

안녕하세요 Meine Freunde, dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Ich bedanke mich für ihre Aufmerksamkeit.

@meike3860 3 года назад

Handtuch ist platziert! 🤣

@barbaraparsons2255 6 месяцев назад

I was literally squirming watching this!! You were brave!!!!

@BlackWater_49 3 года назад

5:15 I'm not kidding but I just got a commercial for "State of Survival" and that somehow feels very appreciate. XD

@lizard.mp3 3 года назад

They literally serve those pea and sausage soups in german kindergartens. Been there, done that, didn‘t especially like it.

@kurarai5136 3 года назад

With all this experience ollie and Josh can be the people who governs the process of rations being made

@whothefudgeisalex Год назад

U guys are the first RU-vidr that actually made me happy and laugh af 😅😅😅

@matthewwilliamson6343 3 года назад

I just wished Gabie, Rev Chris and Major Charles had joined you for this, as their reactions would've been highly amusing 😉😂

@luksen8998 3 года назад

The "Erbseneintopf mit Cocktailwürstchen" (pea stew with wieners basically) looks exactly like the ones you can get in German supermarkets (usually in a tin can and not a plastic bag, but the content looks identical) and it's actually quite delicious. I like the version with lentils more than peas, that's kinda my comfort food, could easily eat those daily if I had too. I don't know how the Bundeswehr managed to f*** this up. :D

@gnubaum9768 3 года назад

when my dad was in the bundeswehr as a young man in the 70s he was stationed at the furthest possible point from where he lived and had a 10 hour train ride home for the holidays and they would just give him an mre and send him on his merry way. a couple hours into the journey he got hungry and disappointingly realised that his ravioli where in a tin and they just gave him a random bit of sheet metal to open it. he genuinely did not know what to do with that and ended up having to find someone with a swiss army knife that had a tin opener feature

@patryksakowicz5285 2 года назад

I’d love to see one day you guys trying some Polish ration pack, especially Panzer waffles which are so incredibly hard that they became a meme for breaking people’s teeth

@courtneylee3477 3 года назад

IM LOVING THE EDITING OF THIS VIDEO

@xXxEngelsGirlxXx 3 года назад

I am from Germany and I have to say, some of these dishes is really childhood for me xD Especially the sweet cookies and the Erbseneintopf. They actually taste really good, if it's home cooked. You should try it again with a better recipe:D But the most maindishes are so far from actual German food xD I love your videos! Greetings from Germany!

@justjo5169 3 года назад

RU-vid: JOLLY POST-- ME: IM HERE

@jessbakken1709 3 года назад

omg so accurate loooool

@LaceyLam89 2 месяца назад

You guys crack me up “ cocktail werstion “ I’m dying over here

@kamanama3671 Год назад

Just today in late October 2022 Just ran across this video. I had surgery a week and a half ago and I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna split an internal stitch I can feel it. I really have to be careful and watching your videos. I need a cheering up that thank you

@yeseongkim3737 3 года назад

독일이 다시는 전쟁을 일으키지 않겠다는 의미로 일부로 저렇게 만든게 아닐까 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@user_x7vyshwcz 3 года назад

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@user-go6kj2sm8e 3 года назад

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄲ

@user-ps5se8ym8i 3 года назад

ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@user-yx9ve7of5o 3 года назад

영국인이 최악이라고하는거면 그건 진짜 최악의음식인거다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

@laetitiacakar2453 3 года назад

this is such pure entertainment for a German speaker like me, thank you so much for making this video XD

@RhondaKennedy63 Год назад

thanks guys I needed a good laugh

@Asianandproudtobe 3 года назад

I think a lot of the "main meals" would actually taste decent if they we're warmed up, the texture would also change. I mean it's pretty impractical if you're in batlle, but for the taste test it would be interesting to taste a cooked version vs. a non cooked one