Ghosts - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 29 

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If only Nick wore his loose white blouse for this episode, he’d fit right in

Why is it always someone from the Victorian era in a long white gown? People died in the 80s, yet no one ever sees a ghost with shoulder pads and a mullet.

Matteo doing the "everybody dance now" is immaculate

The way Matteo conflated the Victorian era with Marie Antoinette 😂 I don't ever wanna hear him coming for Nick's historical ignorance again lmao (said with affection for both)

“Queer eye for the dead guy” lmao😂! Fun episode 😊

"Anna, if you're in the room with us, give us a sign" *me, named Anna, waving enthusiastically*

Yes, as a Mexican Catholic, we believe in ghosts, and gay people 😂 love you guys!

Forget ghosts- I want Nick to be terrified at seeing people wearing horrendous clothing.

Poor Chris wearing headphones 😅

12:04 Legend says that Chris’s ears are still ringing

I would ABSOLUTELY tune in to a Matteo and Nick ghost hunting show. Omfg especially with Matteo’s impersonations. Would be fucking wild lol

Matteo’s muscles get bigger and bigger with each podcast 👌🏻☺️

"Queer Eye For the Dead Guy" OMG. 😂😂 Please guys for the love of god do a ghost hunting episode and name it that

Nick looks like the ghost of a sickly Victorian boy

We need a full episode of you guys just talking in celebrity impressions. 😂❤

Nick’s ‘why medium, why not large’ had me rolling 😂 I love that I can never tell if he’s doing a bit or if he doesn’t know what words mean, he’s so funny

Matteo looking like a camp counselor from Friday the 13th. I live

I could listen to Matteo doing "everybody dance now" over and over and over lmao that was so good

Your photographer (Chris!) laughing in the background adds a lot to these episodes!

What I’ve taken away from this episode is that I desperately need to watch these ghost busting shows.

"I don't even trust her hair" 😂

It’s Roz Hernandez btw, the person a ghost called the f word. A ghost also told her she needs a new hair style 😂 pretty funny show full of queer ghost hunters (living for the dead on Hulu)

died when nick's scream at 11:55 blew out chris' eardrums 😂

My favorite "meme" from the mid 2010s was something like "a child's laughter is always a beautiful thing to hear. Unless it's 3am. And you don't have any kids."

8:21 Kate McKinnon did a great job as Theresa Caputo on SNL

“You’ve given nothing!” Quintessential Nick line…

Zak Baggins- I laugh everytime he says,"Credibility."😂

Queer eye for the dead guy was a wildly under appreciated one-liner by Matteo this episode

Tig Notaro was supposed to be on Long Island Medium but they didn't use her episode because Theresa kept guessing wrong things during their session.

“Queer eye for the dead guy” is perfect

My daughter can see. She saw my uncle at the foot of my mom's bed while she was dying & asked me what does presto mia sorella mean! For her to ask, he was there!!

I saw an orb float across my kitchen ceiling when I was 11. I was fully awake and at least six years from my first drug fun. The orb floated through the wall above our back door, across the kitchen, and through the next wall. I swear on a stack of whatever you want me to swear on. Not kidding.

“AAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWW MYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHD” - Nick Smith

Best line ever....."Queer eye of the dead guy"". Love you guys

“We’ve lost the plot” my new catch phrase. Thank you Matteo! I love these two, I can’t exactly say why but I just do. They are captivating and addicting … 🕊️

Who did the better Cher impression, Matteo or Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige? I'm sorry Matteo but I think I'm team Mhi'ya 😂😂

Nick didn't apologize for blasting that guys ears and I expected nothing less😂

My family is old school Irish Catholic and ghosts encounters were straight up rewards. If you think about Grandpa enough he may visit you!

12:41 OH THAT WAS SO GOOD 😂

Lmao Nick internally going “yeah yeah yeah, I’ve seen your routine let’s move on”

I know **I'VE** always wondered what Zak Bagans would sound like if he were British. Thanks, Matteo. 🤣🤣🤣

I was watching this after I had gone to bed and drifted off early in the video. Normally, I sleep pretty soundly and it takes a fair bit of noise to wake me. But that "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW" woke me so violently that it brought back a core memory. I will now present that memory in the form of a question. Was it just my school or, at some point, in the early 90's was there a whole generation of school children singing "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW, PARTY WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN"?. Where that little nugget was nestled in the depths of my psyche I will never know, but thanks for allowing it to bubble back up to the surface like methane gas trapped for millena in a thawing ancient lake.

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 💃 🕺

I was all here for that “prince of Egypt” moment Mateo

I could tell you 2 very, very real ghost experiences that can not be explained as anything else.

I had no clue that Nick was pretending to be a ghost. 😂😂😂 I thought he was just trying to piss Matteo off.

Matteo’s ghost hunter voice is sending me😂

One of my favorite podcasts both of these mfers are hilarious and the dynamic is awesome

I would totally watch "Queer Eye For the Dead Guy"! Hilarious 😂

Queer eye for the dead guy 😂😂

10:55 "ok let's set up this scenario" ::instant laughter:: 🤣

Holy crap! Mateo is incredible! When he sang “Everybody Dance Now!” I thought they inserted the song in post!

Hahahaha Mateo saying Cheryl MacLaine instead of Shirley MacLaine in the beginning 😂 👻 🧙‍♀️ They are soooo funny 🤣

Nick is essentially see through. Just the meanest gayest ghost ever love u

The sinister thing about mediums is that they can color the way people remember their loved ones and those memories are often the only thing someone has

My head cannon is that Matteo owns every ringer tee ever made since the beginning of time.

Ugh totally having a dark spiral day - really needed this laugh. Lmfao you two never fail me. Love you ❤😊

I cannot stop laughing " I don't trust her hair"😂 You said it so fast! I am so using that, sorry not sorry. still laughing...

Omg you guys had me laughing so hard! Love this podcast!! ❤

I wait for this podcast every week

So many great jokes this ep. I wanted to comment on every one but they just kept coming.😂 Never knew Nick was so hilarious. So many zingers. 😂😂😂 Keep up the good work guys.

Please do a ghost show! Start at the Bellaire house in OH.

That time Matteo referred to Nick as "the Victorian doll who haunts me" is the closest to believing I've ever been

I’m a Catholic and let me say that I don’t believe in ghost but I believe that gay and trans people exist and deserve love and respect ❤

11:54 longer warning next time 12:37 and this is the moment I spit out my drink from laughing

I needed a laugh just now and you boys helped me out so much!!!!!

4:12 re: Pizza Hut, Nick’s “I’m the best they can get” may be the only fact out of his mouth in this entire episode.

I wanna make a drinking game from your video together at the haunted house and the game would be to drink every time nick says OH MY GOD 😂😂

Can you have a seance please. Also this episode made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself, several times.

If that fireplace in that room is historic, the room you're in is haunted 👻 😂

Anyone else think it’s hilarious that Nick has Tyler energy but hates Tyler the medium sooo much 😂

Demi Lovato and Watcher (Shane & Ryan) should’ve done a collab for ‘Ghost Files’.

Can we get some red carpet fashion reviews with nick 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Just watched one of your stand-ups recently for the first time, and you were very accurate when you said what your friend sounds like😂😂

I wanna see you guys spend the night in a truly haunted place 😂

The cher S.O.B. is the best!!😂😂

"The scariest thing that people can think of is a little girl?" 10/10 commentary, no notes, lol

KEENAN! #1 Those cheesecake bare were fire and I used to tear them up!! Senior citizen my tail!! 😂😂😂

I love waking up to you two and your new videos you do! Best part of my day! PS...who's home to do you guys film in? Assume this is Nick's house with the decore?

It's refreshing to be in a space where ego takes a backseat to the pursuit of truth. It fosters a culture of mutual respect.🧡

The headphone warning was accurate and appreciated

Would love to see Matteo and Randy Rainbow collab

Good podcast, guys! You get better and better - please stay visible!😜👻

Petition for Matteo and Nick to go ghost hunting.

14:48 ICONIC 😂

Agree. Bible says we shouldn't seek after the dead; seems like good advice to me, for all the reasons you covered. But if they did exist, I would want them to play 90s House Music.

"...so like when the Dutch settled..." 🤣

9:43 nick's chortle 🤣

❤❤❤😂 love you guys; a bit creepy - ghosts- I too love Casper a safe ghost.😂

A little ghost girl is never a little ghost girl y’all! It’s a demon pretending to be a little ghost girl! C’mon, now!😂😂😂😂

The way Nick screamed in the dramatic representation was giving Janet Leigh from ‘Psycho’.

Has Nick not heard of the Holy Ghost? 😅

Damn it, spat out my lunch with queer eye for a dead guy! 😂😂😂

We need y’all to go on a ghost adventure

Mateo is hilarious!

aww that was too short! we need at least another 10 mins

Wait until you see one for yourself. Youll be a believer forevermore. I used to be a skeptic as well until ive seen several myself.

Queer eye for the dead guy I’m there. I’m watching it😂😂

I see you've done shows at the Comedy Store in LA. Next time you are there, you should ghost hunt there!