Matteo Lane: The Advice Special 3 | FULL SPECIAL 

What a wild ride! It sounded like she was the one to avoid. 😅

I can't imagine this dude she was dumping hanging on her every "word"...

@@robbied9239 even after the dude she's dating responded, "can you call to discuss this...?"

Haha it’s empathetic not empathic

There is NO straight man on this planet who’d read that rant. 😂😂

dodged a bullet ngl

can't tell which is worse, ppl using chatgpt to write romantic poems/letters and manipulating the other person into thinking they're someone they're not, or using it to break up instead of communicating (the most important skill in relationships)

They’re divorcing after that…. Ain’t no way lol

And then by saying the guy should be in prison, because he's clearly unhinged. Matteo has his number.

I came here for these comments. I hope that woman dumped his ass after the show, what a piece of crap to pull that kind of shit.

That couple were whispering to each other after that question and the wife didn't seem bothered. I guess the husband's used to her wife's unhinged patient stories. I know there's a doctor-patient confidentiality but she must have told him horror stories with a different name. That man must have heard everything for him to ask Mateo that question seemingly unbothered.

It seemed edited after their question. I wonder what happened. 🍿

oh i just got it! a koala joke, who would have thought

What should I laugh about it though? 😢

RIGHT?!?

Those people are complete dumpster fires

A big gay red flag 🚩 I never heard a straight person say that about their partner 😂

@@DiamondFlame45 thats like wanting their wife to look like their own mother. SCARY

@@ghomerhustactually it’s natural to end up with someone like your parents, from an evolutionary standpoint.

I mean, he’s got a Netflix special, in ‘the stand ups’ I can’t remember which season

Hemorrhoids doesn't go away, it's your veins becoming emflamed and it hardly ever goes back to normal

Having it once makes you an expert. That’s how unpleasant it is.

I can't be sure, but is it some kind of flex that Nick almost immediately made a point of sitting down?

You are a FANTASTIC storyteller I live for your cameos in Matteo's standups

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Lookin good, Nick!

You were so good!

Nick your story was the absolute best😂😂 I died 🤣

Most straight American women act like this now 😂 I mean Mateo called it out in the audience

Robot or just an OF girl. Her vague responses and calling the guy a "fan"...? Like, come on...

It’s okay, he’s tall enough to be

Nick’s guns are about his blouse sleeves, not actual arms (which are mostly for decoration). I love nick so much

We need a whole bit! Or just audience challenge to get him to do it for a question = take a shot.

That hit me out of left field lmfao

I've heard the Broadway singing, the foreign languages and accents, but the Jigglypuff was a shocker 😂

Psychotherapist and her disrespectful husband do not sound like they will last...

That's what I was thinking

drop bears on the other hand . . .

@@funcats1999I heard drop bears are really active this time of year

It’s a koala bear

@@lydiania4872no it’s not. Koalas are not bears, they are marsupials

Why is babe always asleep? jesus christ, ever video on youtube, i swear...

You keep on repeating old jokes you once read on the internet, that's why she's asleep 😅

Omg yes please!!! Who needs Tinder when you have Matteo and Nick! He can be the antithesis of Daniel Sloss' Jigsaw special (that broke up 1000s of couples - that needed to be broken up)!

Honestly I'd show up

I'm glad I'm not the only one who got a kick out of that. 😂

Thought I was the only one who caught that!

Laughed out...load? Damn, wish I'd enjoy comedy as much as you do

@ruyijinottypingallofthat This comment is the mvp

Psh, Nick is the star. He might be able to fit Matteo in for a short introduction.

he DOES take nick on tour with him! I got to see both of them live at the kennedy center on his recent tour. A+ show, def recommend!

@@sparklypoof Omg, yes! That makes me happy 😊

you're hopeless!

They need to check back in with us….

Yes!!!!!!

Yes, please! I have to know. He recorded this like 3 months ago, I think he said. So much has to have happened.

💘💘 UPDATE: Sivan showed Mike her map of Tasmania & Mike circumnavigated it while demonstrating the handy circular breathing skills he'd picked up while learning to play the didgeridoo. 🥰🥰 The happy couple have shacked up together & now run a wildlife rescue & rehabilitation service called Sivike Sanctuary. They also have 4 lesbian koalas with chlamydia (named Matteo, Mario, Nick & Squidworth) 🏳️‍🌈🐨🐨🐨🐨🏳️‍🌈 The wildlife sanctuary is generously funded by donations & subscriptions to their wildly popular 24hour interactive livestream of all the heartwarming & unlikely animal friendships. 🥰💞 Everybody loves a heartwarming success story about adorable animals who have seen some shit & then gone on living their best lives with their fabulous new adopted families. 🥰🥰🥰

​@@MungoBungo00 This was made with chat gpt 😂

It'll never last. No self respecting Aussie is gonna date someone that thinks a Koala is a bear

Right...I was like she is on OF.

Her name is Leila Swallows 😂😂😂

​@@carveylovermy thoughts exactly..... And the ex is a fan 👀👀👀 GUUURRRLL

he's been working with a trainer for a while. his husband is extremely fit, so i think they probably work out together. i think the aussie trainer in one of his videos with nick last year is the guy he actually works with. (that episode was a RIOT, imagine nick working out! i laughed so hard that it hurt)

right?!!

The left or the right 🤔😊😅😂

That's the first thing I noticed

your inebriated eloquence is admirable though 🤣

Haha! Yeah! You go girl! Fuck that guy! 😂😂 Men don't have feelings anyway. That wasn't a human being. Honestly, you should have just cheated.

At least it wasn’t multiple paragraphs 😂

@@oanadorina19 @anywallsocket Lmao 🤣 Thank you. I think I just basically copied the format of all the rejection emails from employers who decided not to hire me 🤣

it's because of carbonara

Matteo is looking fantastic. He’s cut his hair since this taping. I don’t think it’s implants to his chin, perhaps it’s more sculpting to the beard area leading to his existing chin. He’s talked about his hair/beard work openly. Matteo looks fantastic.

Does him being handsome make you upset?

Extra protein?

@@hsintien625 could be. Seems like Rodrigo is having a good effect on Matteo’s work out 👍

absolutely, great way to kick off the fun! these advice specials are just a riot

Same 😭

sameeee❤️

Monarch butterfly- this perfectly describes him 🥹🥹🥹😍😍

Where are you gonna celebrate it at?

Ong yes

As an MD-PharmD, I am shocked that he is allowed to work while being high. Like that drug stays in your system. 99% of all doctors can never do what pharmacists do, but it isn't as stressful as actually being a doctor. He should not be high or coming down when working.

Let’s not forget “hemroids”

Seriously... I hope she can reflect on what a piece of shit she was further down her life.

I didnt read it like that at all. To me it sounded like they would go to see a movie and then he would ask "do you like it" and whatever her answer was, he would just agree, with no further elaboration. Go to restaurants? Same. He liked it or not, just the same as her. Everything is "nice" or "not nice" or "interesting " but he never added anything. After two months she probably knew NOTHING about him, because he would just copy her. So he either has zero personality, has weird passions that he wanted to hide or reveal later, OR he was faking because a third motivation. Would you really want to date your own male copycat version? I experienced something similar: at the end, you start feeling like they are moking you Edit. Someone suggested the woman's job is onlyfan. That make the whole situation more dangerous, because now he is a fan or her internet persona, and he could become angry at being left by his "idol". But also, this would tie with the "no credit card" comment from before, and in that case, she was hoping to find a sugar daddy, maybe? And he wasnt a right fit

@@glitch84-i agree, i understand how someone who is constantly passive and never forms their own opinions might be annoying

Especially when all the people who've come into your life are human dumpster fires!

"You...i just.... you have to leave. You just. You have to leave." Amazing.

Jajaja

@@TK-pv4lh Bueno. Hasta mañana

😂😂😂