Girl in Audience has DISGUSTING story for Comedian

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Why would she do this? And then tell people? You won't believe what this comedian's crowdwork uncovers... before he turns everything they've discussed into an incredible freestyle rap.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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@ChrisPJTurner 5 месяцев назад

Want to see me perform live? Drop your email and I'll let you know when shows happen near you! http:bit.ly/ChrisMail

@RoaringOrange 5 месяцев назад

Not when you are using live beats

@em0_tion 5 месяцев назад

👏 smh 😂 I'm always in disbelief of how good you are!

@Aritro77 5 месяцев назад

YESSSSSSSSSS, my brudda! You left the whole fkn applause in instead of cutting it off after two seconds and leaving us all itching to see more of the audience appreciating you. Finally, after all these months, or is it years, of leaving us hanging excruciatingly at the point of the vinegar strokes, you've allowed us the full spaff. And boy did we love to be able to spaff!

@ey870 5 месяцев назад

Love you work mate

@djtrykle 5 месяцев назад

LMAO! So dope! Awesome video, Chris! ✌🏼

@OphiDraco 5 месяцев назад

🍼 👊 ✂️ 💩 🐁

@gabereiser 4 месяца назад

No one hits harder than Mike Tyson than Chris Turner, Give him a mic and he’ll leave a burner. With that English accent that’s ever so clever, don’t ever change Chris - stay dope forever. 👏👏👏

@rp42069 5 месяцев назад

Come to North Carolina please! Love your sense of humor. 🎉🎉

@FloridaManConstruction 5 месяцев назад

You are incredibly talented. Scissors…. ❤️🌴🐈🐈🐈🌴🏴‍☠️

@wallebo 5 месяцев назад

Knocked another one out of the park. What a clever mind you have Chris. Kudos! I wouldn't mind knowing your IQ. I haven't seen any topic that you couldn't rap to yet.

@mattwithoutfear 5 месяцев назад

Chris' videos are my little mid-week pick me up

@bubzilla6137 5 месяцев назад

Dude, maybe I'm morbid, but I have to know one thing that I probably never will... Did she go in because she cut herself or because she got the scissors stuck? Or both? Inquiring minds want to know! ✂️💩

@kirdot2011 5 месяцев назад

I dont know why was there any cutting at all involved. When i feel the turd is too long i just start straightening my knees.

@bubzilla6137 5 месяцев назад

@@kirdot2011 I know there are products like Miralax and magnesium citrate (my personal favorite), as well as many others that help alleviate the blockage. But I also sometimes try to force and guide it by pressing my stomach, moving back and forth, basically following the path of the intestines to help the process. A friend of mine taught me that many years ago and it actually does help sometimes.

@revwillyg6450 5 месяцев назад

Agree! I'm one of the sick f*cks who really wanted to know more.

@bubzilla6137 5 месяцев назад

@@revwillyg6450 Lol! 😂🤣 I know I couldn't be the only one, just one of the few with the shamelessness to ask... Haha!

@angelocapodicasa3096 5 месяцев назад

You're not alone friend. I was wondering if she tried to cut the turd and nicked her inside bits, or tried to cut the taint to make more exit room

@sMileHighCOmedy 4 месяца назад

if that lady could have cut a fart ,D wouldn't need the scissors (great set as per usual).

@cabie58 5 месяцев назад

well played

@OmegaMikePL 5 месяцев назад

Chris Turner, you like Midas - turn shit into gold, but stay'away from my ass.

@wormjuice7772 5 месяцев назад

Pap pabap pap, pap pap. Every time man.. geez It distracts so much from the story chris is rapping. Chris could you ask the live band to just keep the melody part going. Pretty pleeeeeeaaase 🎉

@dnoodspodu1159 5 месяцев назад

Scissors made my day

@briondalion3696 5 месяцев назад

I know that scissor story is different, because I've been around nurses, ERs, doctors....Chris made it infinitely more palatable. I won't describe the actuality but I think if you've found yourself waiting long enough before a deuce that you know you're in for it, you're not the one doing the cutting, and shit is not being cut...it's much more different.