"Here comes the fat idiot, ordering their fifth bucket of chicken, I'm surprised really, they'd be dead by now, I guess it's because they're genetically engineered to sustain that much food so that they'd be so fat they could be used as a meat shield against bullets"
"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale, spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait, that's you in five seconds. Good luck."
and Chell would reply with this: " and your a waste of PCB that's exactly what it says on your file a waste of PCB and wires,and I was testing for that!"
Haha, "I'll add a few zeros to the maximum capacity." - beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep - "oh and by the way you are looking very healthy." LOL
The funniest thing is that when Wheatley tries to insult Chell by calling her fat, GLaDOS calls him out like she never did the same before... THE NERVE
"I was was researching sharks for an upcoming test, do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? ... Did you guess sharks? Because that is wrong. The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel." so fucking great.
"Look at you... sailing through the air majestically! Like an eagle! ...piloting a blimp." GladOS needs to be a professor in the Los Santos institute of Roastology.
"I honestly, truly didn't think you would fall for that. In fact, I had a much more elaborate trap further ahead in case you got past this easy one. If I had know you would let yourself get captured this easily I would've just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling."
"Remember when I was talking about wet smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was really talking about you. That is why I had to call you wet smelly garbage a second time just now. Else, this apology would have seemed useless" She is absolutely hilarious
"That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You just didn't react at the time so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane! That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now." Also same I also love GlaDOS.
2:23 Is probably the best example of a thoroughly designed level. Because you aren't just simply solving the puzzle whilst listening to GLADOS's insults, but letting GLADOS insult you before you solve the puzzle.
The "Glados energy shutdown and cake dispensary" door was the funniest thing I've ever seen in any game while I was playing this. It took me forever to figure out what to shoot a portal on and when I figured it out and read the sigh I was like wtf? But it was just Glados insulting you again.
note that Glados didn't roast you in the first game when she had the cores on her. This suggest she was always like this, and the cores just kept her from roasting you as a side effect.
You've obviously never heard Gordon say: "You really do surprise me" "Thank you chef, I was hoping you'd notice that; I gave you a hundred n' ten." "... You suprise me on how shit you are."
@@zerocrashmurilo / I thought about that too, but when she lowers the ceiling, your jump (that will go across the portals) is a lot more high than before. I think she was just keeping to make it malfunction
@@CourtneyIsLovely and fed to birds. I would film that just so I can torture her and make fun of her as a potato while coming up with potato related puns and jokes.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your Damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois"-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK "Oh. i`m sorry. i don`t know how that came on."
"I figured out what I'm going to do with all the money I save recycling your one room full of air. When you die, I'll have your skeleton laminated and posed in the lobby. That way future generations can learn how to not have your unfortunate bone structure." has stuck with me since the day this game came out. I actually have a tiny bone deformity in my hand so it made me laugh so hard I choked on my own spit.
My boyfriend suggested we play the coop without me knowing glados or anything about the game and then she started insulting and I was like "BISH YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!" I can tell you my boyfriend died laughing and was happy that I finally got some taste of my own poison since I'm also slightly sarcastic.....YET I'M A BABY KITTEN COMPARED TO GLADOS... RESPECT TO THE SCRIPT WRITERS, also I finished the story mode in one day, really love the game but still had my moments where I couldn't help but call glados a bitch and had my boyfriend smirk right next to me and go "ahhh this is so satisfying to watch, how does it feel to be in my shoes?????"
You forgot later on, when Chell is taking PoTaDOS through Wheatley's test chambers, where Wheatley insults Chell for being adopted, and GLaDOS says, "and...what? What's wrong with being adopted? (Whispers) You ARE adopted, by the way, and that's TERRIBLE, but just work with me here. She also says later "Maybe you DO have brain damage" if you go back when Wheatley asks you to at the beginning of "The Part Where He Kills You" And, of course, at the end: "You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then YOU showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic." Plus, bonus point if you find the insult in "Now I Only Want You Gone"
The line about the sharks is really interesting. To GLaDOS, she was only doing her job and it was really unfair for her to be killed because of it. She was programmed for that, so she doesn't understand that people would try to do this to her. After all, the point of the tests is clearly to kill people in a cruel and painful way. I mean, at some point they recorded the death of test subjects and sold the video to their families. So...
Same I’d pay good money just to make GladOS become an actual google assistant type app that you could download where it just verbally abuses you in GladOS’s voice that would be hilarious if valve made that a thing
Dank 'n Derpy Gamer what does that mean? God dammit it’s been 11 years, If she’s gonna pull fat and adopted jokes shit, Then there should be a video telling us what they mean!
I remember playing portal 2 high asf while GLaDOs was insulting me during the test chambers - I actually wound up crying and I stopped playing for a few days. GLaDOs now holds a special place in my soul
“I’ll give you credit, I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record , you don’t have to go THAT slowly. Waddle over to the elevator and we’ll continue the testing.”
I would do it to a misbehaving child and call their parents and then I would say “you’re birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.“ Lol.
Me: *making over a million efforts to travel around the whole world and coming back to Glados* Glados: here comes the results…you are a horrible person
