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@schwarzerritter5724 9 лет назад

"If the laws of physics don't apply in the future, God help you."

@sethlook1010 9 лет назад

lol let me see life's manager

@danboy12342 4 года назад

Let me just get some lemons

@stupidelephant1416 8 лет назад

GLADoS: so... This is the part where he kills us.Wheatley: this is the part where I kill you!Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills YouTrophy/Award: The Part Where He Kills You

@Styrac 8 лет назад

The name of the song playing: "The Part Where He Kills You"

@ShougaTouki 8 лет назад

I remember that I was laughing way more than I should when that happened.

@raresideb 5 лет назад

The description: "This is that part."

@julianirion2413 4 года назад

Stupid Elephant this was so hilarious!

@Dekko-chan 3 года назад

The part where I kill you you betraying piece of trash (tbf when wheatly turned bad i actually cried my eyes dry, because i thought he was so cool. I was like 7 years old)

@personpacman7439 8 лет назад

OMG HOW DID HE FORGET THE WHEATLY QUOTE THE MOST FAMOUS WHEATLY QUOTE "you have a VERY minor case OF serious brain damage" HOW DID HE FORGET THAT QUOTE

@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 5 лет назад

RIGHT? LIKE, THAT’S THE BEST ONE!

@thevision3150 9 лет назад

Almost each one of these should be a T-Shirt. "Holmes Vs. Moriarty Aristotle Vs... MASHY SPIKE PLATES!" is the one I would most proudly wear.

@thevision3150 9 лет назад

Catrina Lambert And then on the backside: "I'll burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS!"

@moodlemcdoodle5746 8 лет назад

I really want a "smooth jazz will be deployed in three... Two... One" shirt XD

@a_human2178 2 года назад

I would never take off "oh hi so how are you holding up because I'm a potato"

@mycroft16 2 года назад

Silently killing you... probably.

@aaydinturk Год назад

"any observations to your testing are speculation on our part, please disregard any undeserved compliments.

@alexdies2980 8 лет назад

"all lethal military androids have been taught to read, and provided with 1 copy of the laws of robotics, to share...

@Maledicted 12 лет назад

My favorite is "Look at you, sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle.. piloting a blimp." :)

@thevision3150 9 лет назад

You forgot one: " If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you." " Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."

@theorangeslice9678 10 лет назад

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

@RenOfRaven 9 лет назад

oh i like this guy

@nicholasgarcia9578 9 лет назад

He says what we're all thinking!!

@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 5 лет назад

I’M GONNA HAVE MY ENGINEERS INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON. THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!

@celestinebuendia 8 лет назад

Everything that Wheatley says. The best is the thing where you get stuck on the edge of a wall and Wheatley keeps talking about how he's playing cards and making you dance like a puppet.

@glados4352 10 лет назад

You know what? When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.

@Bbqdinner 9 лет назад

Burn people's houses down... with lemons!

@GenoglydeTheRealOne 9 лет назад

I don't like lemonade

@bdhue 12 лет назад

One of my favorites in Co-Op: "By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and 3 of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms." WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 173???!!!!!!

@TheSentientCloud 11 лет назад

You forgot: "I'm speaking in an accent that's beyond her range of hearing!" "You know I can still hear you.. right?"

@meowiepaw 4 года назад

Hey, Metall ball, I CAN still hear you.

@dashthecat0 4 года назад

@@meowiepaw yeah op messed up a bit the real one is much funnier. i think its just "I can hear you metal ball".

@micahqgecko 10 лет назад

"Cause I'm a potato" loved that part so much

@koolkatkid2 10 лет назад

so how are you holding up because im a PoTaTo....... it's just the way she says Po-Ta-To

@supamex2133 9 лет назад

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

@Danny2462 13 лет назад

Hey... how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! *clap* *clap* *clap that makes me laugh every time ;D

@gabevietor3685 3 года назад

Danny from 9 years ago. Time travel really is great, isn't it?

@potenvandebizon 11 лет назад

Cave: Say goodbye Carolyn! Carolyn: Goodbye Carolyn! Cave: Isn't she a gem.

@Wegaskiller 13 лет назад

One of my favorite quotes from Portal 2 is from GLaDOS, at the end of Chapter 2: "I think we can put our differences aside. For science. You monster."

@StephCurryMcFlurry96 27 дней назад

That was Chapter 1.

@TheDividerOfZero 10 лет назад

some of these are cut short though like i think the sixth one goes on like this: Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

@ashtonmarie5499 10 лет назад

BURNING PEOPLE! HE SAID WHAT WERE ALL THINKING!!!!! Lol

@NumbFlynn 13 лет назад

"Like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you."

@para_noyd 10 лет назад

Kinda missed Wheatley saying: "Well, I did not expect this to work." on the part where you make the archievement "Pit Boss"

@meteordude44 12 лет назад

You forgot "Achievement description: The part where he kills you" "Soundtrack: The part where he kills you,"

@arakanseneval7368 10 лет назад

How can they call this the "top 20" Portal 2 quotes if they left out the best one? Turret redemption lines are not rides. Please exit the turret redemption line.

@ashleyunderscorebl 9 лет назад

***** Heres how it goes: Glados: "Well. This is the part where he kills us." Wheatly: "Hello, this is the part where I kill you!" Chapter title: "The Part Where he Kills You" Song: "The Part Where he Kills You"

@moodlemcdoodle5746 8 лет назад

+Bl Scott don't forget "Achievement: the part where he kills you"

@dashthecat0 4 года назад

@@ashleyunderscorebl Achivement: The part where he kills you

@kyguy889 10 лет назад

Aristotle v.s MASHY SPIKE PLATE!!!

@HyuugaCharlie 9 лет назад

good quote list. would be helpful for subtitles in the clips with other distracting noises

@ClaytonJonesImages 12 лет назад

I particularly enjoy the part near the end where Wheatley encourages you to be "mashed with dignity." Oh, and Core 2. "SPAAAAAACE!"

@HappyWheelsDuo 12 лет назад

You missed one: *Walks out door* GLaDOS: BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! It's evil.

@MonteCreations 10 лет назад

Oh man... i need more Cave Johnson + GLADOS

@emmajensen7774 9 лет назад

***** that is kind of a theory. Cave + Caroline

@orcasplayhouse 10 лет назад

WHERE WAS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

@adamkampen 9 лет назад

I knew the lemons we're going to be here

@michalshukrun9760 8 лет назад

+Adamk Kampen me too...

@Artahn 13 лет назад

You missed my favorite one! "I'm going to attempt a uhh... manual override on this... wall. Could get kind of technical."

@trevorbaugh1335 8 лет назад

Yeah, TAKE THE LEMONS!

@adampalmer7387 8 лет назад

they should make real combustible lemons for half life and portal 3

@Tizaix 13 лет назад

Definitely love the last quote, with lemons and GLaDOS and her supportive "Yeahs!"

@acs197 9 лет назад

Freaking awesome game. Time to replay it... Again ;)

@DJGroff 9 лет назад

Love this frickin' game lolol

@Beyond82094 13 лет назад

"I put those numbers into my calculator, it makes a smiley face"

@trequor 11 лет назад

That one is awesome, but one that just made me laugh endless is "I'm positively, absolutely sure it's this way..." *turns corner and turns back immediately* "It's not this way.

@Jonruy 13 лет назад

Number 20: At the the heart of GLaDOS' sociopathic processor, muddled by the fog of crazed personality cores, she's just an adorable little fangirl.

@SunnyBristowe 10 лет назад

Here come the yes results: Your a horrible person ... that's what it says ... you are a horrible person, we weren't even testing for that.. bwahahahah GLaDOS is just awesome!!

@SunnyBristowe 10 лет назад

Oh wow I don't remember putting yes? It appears I made a mistake :3

@brainmattersplatter2674 9 лет назад

Sunny Bristowe I have automophillia, so to me, GlAd0s is hot.

@assailant8722 9 лет назад

BrainMatter Splatter I don't... think I have that, but for some reason, GLAD0S is hot, and I couldn't tell you why.

@brainmattersplatter2674 9 лет назад

Assailant Natural, but automophillia is a general attraction to robots and Animatronics over humans, so when people call me a a loner, I basically just reinform that I don't like human beings.

@assailant8722 9 лет назад

@micalishis 13 лет назад

For drama I did a Cave Johnson monologue where I combined a bunch of different short monologues into one big one. It was so fun.

@jensenpeacock8395 10 лет назад

YEAH! TAKE THE LEMONS!!!

@kawaiibrownies 12 лет назад

Number 16 is one of my absolute favorite portal 2 quotes of all time

@DJACKnight 10 лет назад

Well hi,how... how are you holding up... Because im a potato

@Bradlanpher 5 лет назад

The smooth jazz quote still gets me to this day

@DaemonRiku00 10 лет назад

Let us call your parents

@SunnyBristowe 10 лет назад

'The parents you are trying to call do not love you' bwahahah I love GLaDOS

@JackRabbittm 11 лет назад

Some people say Glados created a huge zone that looks like the outside world to trick Chell into thinking she escaped. But idk. You're probably right.

@ethanlivemere1162 6 лет назад

"I'm still holding all the cards. And guess what: they're all Full Houses. Never actually played cards, meaning to learn."

@jkuhl87 11 лет назад

I love the "No one gives Cave Johnson lemons" quote the best

@PuggleRox1014 12 лет назад

"How you doing?" "Falling to my death..." "Oh cuz im a potatoe"

@ravenmortimer3035 10 лет назад

I completely agree with #1 and #6. I love how humorous this game is :D.

@rob_olmstead 3 года назад

What happens if you use cheats to stay close to Wheatley when he says how he recovered after being crushed by GLaDOS?

@louisnemzer6801 5 месяцев назад

So many great lines to choose from

@Mustrad 12 лет назад

I love how PotaDOS cheers him up during this speech^^

@wabbitseason4512 2 года назад

this game is so brilliant in every way

@DavidSeifert 13 лет назад

Great video! I loved all of these quotes lol. The only one missing though... "SSSSPPPPPAAAACCCCEEEE!" haha

@Skyru55 12 лет назад

Well you don't actually see the description during the event, so I figured I just leave that part out.

@YayRissan 12 лет назад

"To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3, 2, 1..." *smooth jazz plays* XD

@Colorfusion1 13 лет назад

@ChannelNoob No, that is the floor flipping the defective turret into the aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator.

@agitated_cat Год назад

You forgot this widely unknown but very funny line: "[urgently] Cave Johnson here, the mantis men have officially taken over the building. If you can get out, GET OUT NOW. Oh, god, THEY'RE BREAKING THROUGH THE BARRICADES!! **crashing sounds** **gunshots** **tape ends**

@Dekko-chan 3 года назад

“COMBUSTABLE LEMONS” *nuke goes off in the backgroud*

@44Icet44 11 лет назад

Gotta press 5 and 1 on the keypad. If you're on a laptop hold FN and look for the small blue/orange buttons on the keys to the right.

@kilrdude14 13 лет назад

"This is the part where he kills us.." "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" Chapter 9: The part where he kills you Acheivement Unlocked: The Part Where he Kills You Win.

@Netbug009 13 лет назад

GLaDOS' reactions in the last one are priceless. XD

@rilpkj Год назад

“Did you know, people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noi- *train noises*

@a_human2178 2 года назад

Absolutely love the fact that Wheatley just fucking head butts the door

@jbebasco9515 11 лет назад

Hearing the Jazz part is SO SMOOTH YOU CAN'T TAKE IT!

@pcachu 13 лет назад

@MahaloVideoGames Dude, I totally hear you. This game is motherfscking comedy GOLD from wake-up call to post-credits SPAAAAACE. I think trying to narrow down a top 10 would make my head explode.

@theultimatedonut 13 лет назад

@YuvalZZZBeren GLaDOS, before the boss fight: "Corrupted cores! We're in luck!" During said boss fight: "Great work! Here comes another core!" Wheatley: "I told you not to hang these cores on me!"

@savannahaldridge1110 11 лет назад

Cave Johnson sounds like the Epcot guy that says "Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times"

@magicoA 13 лет назад

"yes you,box your stuff, out the front door, parking lot,car, goodbye" haha one of my favorites

@PapaDan95 12 лет назад

Best voice acting, best music, best writing, best game.

@Pacosheo 12 лет назад

cave Johnson. Best character ever!

@SophiaBaker 11 лет назад

I have been sitting at my laptop for the past hour replaying glados saying she's a potato. I regret absolutely nothing.

@gogolplex74 13 лет назад

You forgot about these ones: Cave Johnson: "Say goodbye, Caroline!" Caroline: "Goodbye Caroline!" GLaDOS: "It says that this next test was designed by one of Apertures nobel prize winners. It doesnt say what the prize was for....Well I know, that it wasnt for being immune to neurotoxin" Fact Core: "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioctivity, the treatment of radioactivity and the death of radioactivity"

@toasttitan3253 5 лет назад

Wheatley: Ok I'm absolutely, gauranteeing you, 100% that it's this way... Oh no it's not this way

@CorvodaPop 13 лет назад

4:35 OMFingG!!! LOL!!! i love how glados agrees to House Burning Lemons!

@tolisdrums 13 лет назад

4:34 from this point and onwards, it's like seeing JJJ in front of me saying these quotes to peter parker...by far the most suitable actor for THESE QUOTES...shit it's so epic...

@Strudel288 12 лет назад

I saw number one coming before I even clicked on the video. It's the new "The cake is a lie!" DAMN YOU VALVE!!

@TheNitromeFan 12 лет назад

Remember, testing is the future, and the future starts with you.

@GdoubleWB 11 лет назад

Ah yes, the epic tale of Aristotle vs. ashy Spike Plate. I remember it well.

@Rachel00917 13 лет назад

@hopelost9 He jumps to AAAAAC and goes "Wait, did I use B? Do you have a pen? Start writing these down."

@Dekko-chan 3 года назад

“No, couldent keep a steady face” -gaben

@Fyron2434 12 лет назад

My favourite is probably (I have no Idea if it is in this video or not because I haven't seen it yet), "You know, people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises--[train horn]-- I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact."

@pikachumonster9999 10 лет назад

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?

@Trevrrr 10 лет назад

Hello! This is the part where I kill you! Had a little bit of a brainwave there...

@illdoitwhenpigsfly 11 лет назад

My favorite sound is the "Belalat, Bloyt." sound. It's the button-pushing sound.

@FunyunsAreGreat 12 лет назад

that's not only the best quote from Portal 2, that's the best quote of anything, ever.

@Dragodonv2 12 лет назад

OMG I would SO volunteer to fight the mantis men!!! They should make a little shoot'em up about that!

@andrewgibson1589 12 лет назад

#20 is the best rant i have ever herd

@FoxyThePirateFoxerman 9 лет назад

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make lemonades. Because lemons+grenades.

@sharpclaw905 12 лет назад

"How are you doing, because I am a potato" best part in portal 2 :D

@matthewhonnor 13 лет назад

@swampthing2345 i think they will cos at the end there is no sun which is visible so it could be another elaborate test chamber

@ToiletFinger 12 лет назад

I always liked "We both said a lot of things that you are going to regret".

@galaxy6957 11 лет назад

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back!

@hondaryderz 13 лет назад

"I'm the man thats gonna burn your house down!....WITH LEMONS!" XD

@Mrbenjaminbowman 13 лет назад

"The lab boys just told me to stop making these pre-recorded messages. So that gave me an idea! MAKE MOAR PRE-RECORDED MESSEGES! I pay the bills here! I can talk about the control group all day!!!

@wildmongoose23 12 лет назад

Portal 2 is the most humorous video game to me. Mainly the "Oh Hi, how are you holding up... because I'M a potato"

@GregChudley 12 лет назад

And this is the part where I agree with you!

@Skyte100 11 лет назад

Very good. Portal cubed. We already have cubes in the first 2 games so they know what cubes are.

@TheMisterPoPo43 12 лет назад

You forgot the description of the achievement: This is that part

@JackRabbittm 11 лет назад

I agree. Portal 2 did have a good ending that answered most of the questions I had. But a lot of people say that the "outside" Chell entered was nothing but a virtual reality created by Glados to fool Chell into thinking she escaped. This is all speculation but I honestly don't know what to say about it.