Glitchy’s Juice is Kaput | Two Idiots Play Valheim | Ep. 48 | w/ Glitchy 

Glitchy face reveal was a treat. If you do one I'm half expecting a waffle on a stick with two blueberries for eyes and a smile made of chocolate chips

The unofficial Valheim motto...Stamina!

Pretty sure the bellows aren't working because they're not pointed directly at the forge close enough, they are a proper tricksy one to place. Best bet would be to remove the back wall, get them perfectly in position, then replace the wall. There was a Skyrim mod to turn the dragons into My Little Ponies too, that was unexpectedly hilarious. If I were to make a mod for Valheim it would probably be to give the trolls better clothes, imagine one walking over the hill toward you in a full tux and a hat, or a bonnet and frilly dress or something, definitely my sorta humour. Great video once again (as always!), loved the cliffhanger this time, nicely done with the fade out and voice at the end there.

And again Waffles hits Bonemass with 50 hp...and doesn't drink a health mead before saying "Hey Ya'll, watch this".

“ It’s wet inside” My sister hears you say that and comes to my room and says “WTH are you watching “ lol. Am like , two idiots play valheim, waffle’s perspective.

Squirels of a feather.. such a great team

Love the chemistry and Glitchy Face Cam!! GG guys

turning on pvp is a great way to lvl up

Flesh Rippers parry bonus of 6x, with 5 block armor is still just 30 effective "parry armor". So you can't parry that much with it. So the higher parry bonus of knives and flesh rippers does not nearly compensate for their abysmally bad block armor. Thus evading and dodge rolling is still the way to go, with knives and flesh rippers. Or using a shield with knives. Actually knive + tower shield works pretty decent, if you get good at when to take the tower shield out and when to put it away. Gear: Block Armor x Parry Bonus = "Parry Armor" Silver Knive: 2 x4 = 8 Flesh Rippers: 5 x6 = 30 Fang Spear: 30 x2 = 60 Frostner: 30 x2 = 60 Silver Sword: 30 x2 = 60 Crystal Battleaxe: 40 x2 = 80 Silver Shield: 60 x1.5 = 90 So even with 100 block skill, flesh rippers can parry less (45 vs 60), than you can with a spear/sword/hammer of the same tier, with block skill 0, and assuming the same skill, it is always just half (30 vs 60 at 0 skill, 45 vs 90 at 100 skill). So essentially the high parry bonus values on flesh rippers and especially on knives are kind of a noob trap. There might be potatoes in Valheim. Viking Dingus, just must sail to South America. That is just sailing as far south west from spawn, as possible.

It's absurd how excited i get whenever you guy's upload a new video

Sharpening station is another upgrade for the forge.

That cliffhanger!

Trolls to Thomas the tank engine is great!

OMG - "pop"! In Western New York, that was the term. Then I moved to NJ and it's "soda" here. I agree with the limits on the intake. My drink of choice is Dew, but I have maybe 6 oz (177 ml) in the morning - instead of coffee - and another 16-20 oz (470-600 ml) at lunch. And none at home in evenings or weekends.

Pickaxing a golem; or the Newb Boob method. Mace or sword, lvl 3 iron buckler and dodge roll the strong attack only. Can be done with a lvl 3 bronze buckler also depending on block skill and health level.

I have to agree with Glitchy, any soda zero is just wrong.

ValHarvest says it has potatoes but one has to be careful adding any food mod as it can quickly swing everything to cruise control if used in conjunction with other player enhancing mods. If it's inline with the vanilla foods, perhaps just a smidge better, perfect. Seasonality and seasonality textures is a must have for me now, very configurable. RamdomSpawnPointBruh if you want some adventure straight off the bat, like not begining the game at spawn, figuring out how to get together, unique experiences sort of thing because you won't have access to some things (I push out the minimum distance but still keep it in Meadows).

For directive mods; to keep it still very enhanced vanilla, Wacky's Epic MMO system; to change things entirely, Epic Loot; not sure about JewelCrafting. Mobs, CLLC all the way, 2 star minimum perhaps, special effects on, infusions off, no respawn of anything, especially on a server. Valheim Armory still rules the roost as far as I'm concerned but unfortunately it requires a lot of configuring now and I understand that to better set to desired difficulty but it was so nicely setup at one time for that zone right around a bit more difficult than hard but not crazy like very difficult vanilla (unless one sets CLLC to insane difficulty). It does give one the opportunity to custom configure though and I set all the great swords to have a higher block value that I think should be based on weight of the weapon, not on what it is made from, plus they are kinda useless against two-star mobs without more block. WearableTrophies is a fun mod though some of the trophies won't fit to well.

More shenanigans

The wrestler was macho man Randy Savage oh yeah

19:13 Yeah that strategy isn't really reliable, it only works on the spike arm golem. They lied to you!

18:52 to this day i still don't believe that pickaxing stone golems is at all reliable, or if it even is that it's better than a plain iron mace (yes iron mace is better than frostner against stone golems, you just care about pure blunt damage against em)

Waffles should show his face..

I preferred your "shenanigans" before there was so much "I hardly know her" and "come" so over the place

Love the shenanigans and the mods! This new mod, I covet. Search and pick the total would be very helpful. But I'm afraid to get too many mods.🫨Will too many break my game? I am interested to see how you two manage if you go crazy on a bunch of mods 👍🏽