God's Political Compass 

So did the rest of us. This is the AFTER afterlife.

at first i was confused because black holes aren't white, nor are they black, then it turned out to be a bullet point. :P

((((((((((((( STRONGLY DISAGREE )))))))))))))

I thought it was a plot hole

@100KTONS Which exemplifies the very notion of FUCKING BETTER THAN YOU, yes?

I want to like but it’s already exactly 69

More like the *Entire Solar System*

@Jesus Is King Do we? Are you talking eternal truths? How can one know a truth is eternal unless one has been around for an eternity?

@Jesus Is King How do "we" know he exists? I certainly don't. Just repeatedly saying that you know doesn't prove it.

@Jesus Is King There are many self-evident truths I have discovered, all culminating into opposing such god beliefs of yours. Tell me, if your god is so wise, why is his existence and his will not self-evident to everyone? And if it supposedly is then of what use is the bible?

I can't wait for that day

Kind of him to publish them so the public can do the same

I hope he does!! Then we can sell VHS tapes to churches to show to kids in sunday schrool.

It's always nice to see a youtuber you're a fan of comment on another youtuber you're a fan of

I hope he does! If I had more money I would pay hes salary to make it happen.

Then fuck get fucking the fucking out of here

Is it really in the middle of everything or...was this just a joke?

Sparky 5D politics

@@kharijordan6426 it was a joke how "God" thinks they're above all moral standards

@@HiThere-zh6sf kek.

Last Tuesday on the goddamn podcast it was his avatar and they set it on fire...

God...we got a problem.

Whenever he makes a bad joke we put hik behind bars. Sometimes we keep adding studf and fire is one of them. So it was a burning fetus behind bars. good times.

Fetus Geoffrey wont be haunting your dreams, he'll be laying right next to you as you sleep stroking your hair.

@@rhysclarke2209 Ah! Damn it Jeffrey!

I kill old people and that's the most late term

He’s both anti-choice and anti-life!

Sounds like most pro-lifer states.

@@WikiSorcerer ? What

He's pro death

1 minute and 55 seconds later*

Wisemankugel Memicus Stfu boomer

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Fucking chad move right there

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 I feel like that IS ALMOST two minutes later so he was right

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 he said “almost”

just slightly trigged

You're welcome

Not a problem.

Indeed... I chose the intellectual route

This RU-vid channel is definitely what tipped me over into atheism

What to do if u have christian parents

It was good, but I didn't laugh because I read your comment before the ending, I didn't know what was going to be said, but I knew to expect the unexpected

Ana Casparian got the exact same result

I did not understand the ending? Help?

@@matsv201 she definitely is better than YOU

Fuck thanks for spoiling STOOPID

I like how God describes why conservative Christians don't care about the environment. He describes it so perfectly.

I want to like this comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I just can't

DB Cisco *These videos should be mandatory in schools.

I would say that's a weeeee to far.

Maybe just no swearing, maybe...

@οὐτόπος Well, it's still a real theory, even if it's completely bullshit, a theory doesn't have to be correct.

Perhaps,perhaps meditation(binaural beats),lucid dreaming(yoga nidra),tummo(Wim Hoff)and research of Robert Waggoner,Jeffrey Mishlove,Tom Campbell,etc.should be taught wherever cretinism thrives...

We've been Blasssed by -yahweh- ... Great *Yog-Sothoth!*

I know right. Maybe there is a god hahahahaha

Was thinking the same thing, just finished the nsc vid

We killed a goat for him ( Insert NSC's Lucifer's voice here)

No shit! This is the best day ever!

Hitler and Stalin are - in comparison to god, _very_ cute young irish-catholic alter boys.

Philosophilia I agree

One of the problems I had with God while I read the bible, is that he doesn't resemble anyone on earth. Hitler and Stalin are useless comparisons, as they are only used to portray the evil god, not god himself. _Now_ however, there actually is one person who resembles a _very good_ light-version of god, considering god's intellect, mentality, personality and behavior. Donald Trump is a damn good comparison, and I mean this 100% honestly and seriously. _I am not from ME (as I guess is Donald's name of the US), so I'm neutral about this_

@@mememe7720 Who said so?

Hitler with 2 t's? Who's he?

**WE** never left religion so fast, comrade

*Soviet anthome plays in the background*

I'm pretty sure all religion is definitely dead to all of us now after the killing pregnant mothers and women and children thing #fuckgod

Samuel Fisher the point isn’t to leave religion it’s to show that, that god isn’t who god really is.

@@UtimatePikachu still is a Good reason to leave religion tho

I love that little detail hahaha

Lol, didn't notice that.

*tap* , *tap tap* , *tap tap*

True 😂😂😂

Also I suggest you add jesus in the video I would also like a Bulgarian version

Yes!!

Yusss

@@ivan2003boy Jesus was thought by some to be a Nazarite - one who never drinks wine nor touches grapes at all, and would never touch a dead body, too.

Brilliant!

who's NSC?

TheAllSeeingEye You mean you haven't heard about the return of our lord and saviour "Non Stamp Collector" after three years

Christmas 2? Calm down, John Lithgow!

I do hope NSC does a great collab with darkmatter 2525

@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 RU-vid Channel NonStampCollector. I think his videos were the inspiration for the Darkmatter2525 channel.

Yo is that your political compass in your profile pic?

Ask the other way around, why would it *have* a neutral option, if it is a questionary of political, social and economical standpoints? Of course it would not, the point is to be on a side, even if the slightest.

@@Dexuz On some questions it's possible to have no opinion or have an opinion that is not either agree or disagree. The very first one on the test is an excellent example of how the test is flawed.

And what if you don't understand the question? I had to reread the first one several times to get what they meant

@@aetherofthenorth9700 That is a good point.

We prefer the term deconverting, a.k.a. unplugging from The Matrix.

@@savenetneutralityanti-repu7029 yes

Yah me as well. It's just funny

Slowly?!

Good.

They are what I prefer personally...though the Ben shapiro and robot ones were really good.

Haha true

They'll be ... Unjudged. Hah!...

Anubis people they got wiped out long time ago

@Atheos B. SapienBe more polite, you little mortal !Your heart is heavier than a feather (back then it was actually a threat)

And, and Uranus 😏

Jury duty

Haha

Heaven:Become Atheist

😮

That is a terrible thing to have on your web browser! Basic math isn't something you need!

Note that it's not "Brainwashing techniques", it's "Brianwashing techniques". It's a website that teaches you how to wash people named "Brian". Extremely useful.

Thank you

@@FrustratedAtheist When you think pi = 3, maybe you do... I Kings 7: 23, “And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about” (KJV)

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He's an authoritarian economic leftist.

I still believe in God,but I don't believe he would be the type to burn someone for eternity,that sounds like some shit,psychopaths made up

@@GhostFan-ev4di by definition I'd be agnostic, I don't know 100% and I don't claim to know 100% but it's more the fact that I don't care if a god or gods exists. I find beauty in mythology and the narratives they portray, but philosophy is more applicable to my life than religion. I'm more Nihilist in the sense I accept that life is meaningless, I can only give some temporary meaning to it hour by hour or day by day.

Sam Morris well I wouldn’t call what you are agnostic because belief isn’t knowing that’s why it’s called belief. But as for nihilism, in my personal belief life doesn’t have to have some big meaning besides have a good time and find yourself a purpose you like for yourself. Also don’t be a dick that’s another one

@@GhostFan-ev4di Same!

Sam Morris, technically God is not 'watching', He just IS everywhere. Do you understand? Before world was created God IS. Imagine a sheet of paper. Then take a pen and draw a circle and inside the circle write 'World'. And where is God in this analogy, you may ask? Well, imagine that your sheet of paper is limitless in all directions. The sheet is God here. So basically God is everywhere because He always was, is and will be everywhere. Therefore He doesn't specifically peep at you on the toilet seat. He just observes every possible event in the material world (whether this world consists of one universe or countless universes - we don't know yet). And about the fear of Hell, hell begins on earth. We call it 'depression', 'neurosis' but it is just the foretaste, the first result of the wrong path taken in life. Eventually it leads into eternal self-torment. That is Hell, the ever-consuming Fire inside the persons' soul. One can be in hell even on earth. Or in heaven. Hell and heaven are not simply places but states of spiritual being. There is one important thing, though. When on earth, one can still change one's state or one's path. After all space-time ends, there will be no change at all. That is the fear of Hell, the fear of being caught inside your own negative feelings, your own negative experience and stay there forever. Of course, my answer here is probably meaningless. But I'd still like to clarify what Christians really believe (not what Darkmatter2525 wants you to believe we believe).

@Jesus Christ Keep taking that name away from them. If they hate liberty, they don't deserve the name. Also, don't mistake respect for support. I can respect AOC in plenty of ways and get kinda annoyed by her being treated as a boogeyman. She's a New York kid, and represents them well... she'll grow out of the more stupid stuff. The world won't end over that. Pretty sure God is authoritarian to the bone. On political leaning, all over the place... largely because it's a design feature, not a bug, that his views can be interpreted in just about any way you want.

Dimitrilium - God = Stalin confirmed

Seems _preeeeetty_ ironic that most Christians are right wing.

How they skipped a number of questions?

@Jesus Christ American liberals are centrist economically and slightly above center line in terms of authority.

If he's already this smart as a baby, who knows how intelligent he'll be then?

i mean, they said it was infinity ago when they were young. so it would take infinity until they grow old

William Wright It tried to tell me I had Libertarian leanings... me, a guy who thinks lying ought to be a crime punishable by being strapped into a set of branks.

@@hellishhybrid1839 Actually, a hardcore libertarian would actually support the legal right to do so, under the condition that a contract was made. For example; if I were selling you icecream, and I signed a contract with you that says "If I, the icecream seller, lies about the quality of my icecream to my customer, the customer has the right to punish me by strapping me into a set of branks." Then you would have the absolute legal right to do so.

@@jl9062 hardcore right libertarian*

If a fad never disappears, its not a fad by definition fad /fad/Submit noun an intense and widely shared enthusiasm for something, especially one that is short-lived and without basis in the object's qualities; a craze. "prairie restoration is the latest gardening fad in the Midwest"

@@placeholdernameisplacehold7671 I noticed from your profile picture that you are only the tiniest bit more left leaning than Adolf Hitler himself.

Although its individual for each person, what did it for you? Constantly when I reply to deluded Christians I always end of by saying: There is ZERO sufficient evidence and ZERO good reason to believe in ANY claimed God. But I am a bit unique (under the common secular atheists understanding approach). I am happy to openly state: Their reasoning ability on their Jesus filth is of the level of a 6yo on this one particular subject which rules their life. I also go into: Mythical horror monsters are not true (as far as we know) your parents ignorantly lied to you. And I tend to place in: Christianity: The praising of the mythical horror God of morbid death. Obviously I answer all their simple questions, and because I'm aware of every Christian fallacy, that's just the simple part. But getting them to THINK again, you (sometimes) need to use their misguided love and unfounded fears against them. IMO

@John Reeves The Bible is a self contradicting doctrine. Those people would never accept it as false. The dangers and effects of indoctrination I guess.

@John Reeves True John, but not only can this mythical God cleanse any 'worldly' crime, but if someone lived a good wholesome loving friendly well-mannered and goodwill life towards others, they'd go straight to Christian hell if they simply weren't gullible enough to believe in nonsense! What a God!

@@kimsland999 In contrast to that, you can be the most vile creature in the world but as long as you accept their God in the end you go to heaven. So basically, Hitler can go to heaven if he did that before he died. XD

@@marvelousmeh2077 Yes repent their Jesus sins, and have gullible faith in their mythical Lord, yep got all that. BUT you didn't answer what did it for you? How did you Recover From Religion? On a side note, you know what happened with me. I was very young (I'll pick 7 on thereabouts) and I said to my Mom some kids were talking about Jesus? And we are suppose to be going to church this Sunday or something? MOM was very irate! Mom said: WE don't believe in Christianity and their Jesus, we find that they are weak-minded. Well that did it for me, I was indoctrinated to think they were 'weak-minded' :D LATER in life I became more skeptical and open to what's probable and what's not. And you know what? Mom was RIGHT :) Talk about luck, although my Mom was also an English teacher, so she was always smart ;) Note: I count what my Mom said as 'Good Parenting'. In my view parents have a responsibility to inform us of the truth and not say wishy-washy leave it up to a child to work out.

To be honest, it's not even really good fiction.

Atleast JK Rowling kept Harry Potter consistent

It's pretty dull, to be honest. 'Joe begat tom who begat steve'. Joe, tom and steve didn't beget shit. That'd be their wives who probably died in the process. Crappy book.

It's not good fiction, Star Trek is good fiction. Les Miserables is good fiction. The babble is toilet paper.

It's not a good piece of fiction. Have you read that thing? First of all, the protagonist is an unlikable Mary Sue character. Can do everything, does know everything, meddles with everyone and makes everyone's life a living hell, but still everyone wants to suck up to him and be his buddy...

69 likes.. perfect

foolishness

Because the Spaghetti Monster is delicious!

Everybody needs lunch eventually

pop5678eye I even have a theory that God and Jesus and all of those were just highly advanced aliens. Like, Jesus can heal someone by touching them? Advanced medical technology. Lightning can strike on command and create a fire hot enough to burn water? Some kind of advanced plasma weaponry. Someone’s face starts glowing when this person “Sees God?” But they can’t actually look at God because whoever sees His face will die? Radiation from some sort of spaceship engine. It could explain so much in the Bible.

@Reptilezionofaramouru adre But then it isn't god, because god would be lower in hierarchy to universe which would be antithetical to definition of god.

It was basically the dark ages equivalent of Do what we say or youre an ist and phobe

@Reptilezionofaramouru adre well sure. If you are a pantheist that would be true however abrahamic religions usually insinuate that god is at a higher position to universe in the hierarchy of existence. Also I made this comment a while before I learned about the ontological argument. Which have a couple of issues. It puts it's conclusion in it's definition. If I said that X is a being that could exist, and X is the being that proves universe does not exist, since the universe is infinite it must mean all possibilities exist and X existing is a possibility. Hence X exists and universe does not exist. This would also prove the existence of anti-god which is equally great to that of god however has the opposite traits of virtue of that which god has. It is an unfalsifiable claim which means it could be considered not true with a counter claim that is also unfalsifiable such as "Y is the being that disproves all gods. There is a possibility Y existing. Universe is infinite hence all possibilities have to be true. This means Y is true and gods don't exist." And it also presupposes that existence is a virtue and asserts that god's infinite virtue covers that virtue as well when there is no reason existence should be considered virtuous.

Tis a matter of punctuation. Religion: Stop thinking. Religion has all the answers Science: Stop thinking religion has all the answers

perfectly queer have you checked on the Bible or simply believed his words ?

@@thebibi-sg3ze I was a very devoted conservative Christian for 20+ years, and spent my teenage years in a church that taught me to take pride in reading the entire Bible and not just the gospels. ;) I'm also disabled, and unless you want to dispute that God didn't allow disabled people to serve him in the temple, despite their disabilities not having anything to do with their character or their worth as a person, yes, the Bible is ableist.

perfectly queer I m not a Christian my point was that some people will blindly believe in dark matter2525 words without thinking or checking if it s the truth or not

@@thebibi-sg3ze Ah, sorry! I'm still not quite sure why you'd feel the need to test a random person like this, especially since the Bible does in fact say that, and I said I'd forgotten, which implies I know exactly what passage he's talking about. Unless someone's actually saying something incorrect, it just comes off as gatekeeping. :)

perfectly queer. i'm gonna be a random stranger, love the profile pic and username just perfect 👌

@DUN LETS GO meems are ment to be -stolen- *shared*

Wise man: Sometimes the right answer is found in the middle Radical Centrist: You mean the right answer is always in the middle? Thanks! Wise man: Wait, that's not-

@Jesus Christ The right only wants to rob you for the good of the 1%, which is clearly superior

@Jesus Christ Ironic is ironic.

@@displayer6023 I can not deny what you say is in part truth, but the claim of superiority must be challenged. Especially if they don't levitate above the *_'Fucking better than you'_* diagram.

@@ThisHandleIsNotAvailable. Why does it have to be challenged?

Yep

I was thinking of doing that too.

i find that to be like knowledge but not applying it, kinda useless if you ask me if gou agree with it but dont want it implemented, well if it were up to you it that change wouldnt happen so what you agree on is useless

Yeah same. That is a definite advantage. It's just massively outweighed by the disadvantage of not being able to vote anyone out.

@@victoralejandrotrimmerestr3672 The question used one aspect of it to determine how a person felt about authoratrianism in general. The "only 4 options" is a legitmate criticism of the quiz. Just because I like one aspect of something does mean I like the thing as a whole.

True for that specific question. Typical case of "The advantage is, you can easily make desired changes. The downside is, you can easily make desired changes." Of course, everyone understands it's just asking whether this is a net positive. But there should be a fifth option saying "I have Asperger's" :).

Rowland Buck Yeah, there should be more options, and some questions should have a neutral option...

Are you 13?

YOU MUST DONATE $$ NOW, what if you _died tomorrow???_ I don't wanna see ya in hell... and neither does God. That's why he will FORGIVE YOU for not donating $$, and you can go to heaven instead! He loves you!

But what if I'm unable to donate but able to watch his videos?

I actually dont even really know how to donate to RU-vidrs without joining Patreon any way which I dont want to do. I got money though so Im willing to pay this channell to keep making good videos

Defy the laws of nature and logic so that I agree even more than it is possible to agree, thereby rupturing the space time continuum, causing a massive implosion of agreement that is so powerful the entire universe consumes itself.*

what does he do other than make fun of religion?

@@pixeled9683 sometimes he satirizes politics. like social justice warriors on the left. or alt right loonies on the right. And he has a serious narrative based series on this channel called "Power Corrupts" which he plans on adapting into a novel when it's done. That imo is the crown jewel of his content, it's a sci-fi story that deals heavily in philosophical concepts. It's not a masterpiece but imo it's very good and occasionally even genuinely profound.

Why?

I'm curious because I'm never going to bother playing it, and I've heard that it's good or bad, but not WHY. In your opinion, what makes Fortnite so bad?

Can League of Legends be deleted as well?

@@laydieelle7069 The Uttermost Cringe of the Fans along with the intense, *never-ending* crap-ton of very very bad advertising, not to mention that the entire game is almost hilarious copy+paste of other 'death match' games...etc.

@@thedoruk6324 we all know that tf2 is the real battle royale

Yeah lets not talk about the other bad actual attributes.

Blaspemy ! Snek is the ultimate form of transascended life itself !

It doesn't work. When people don't respond its not because they don't have a response, its because they don't want to piss you off by telling you the truth.

@Innocent Bystander don't give the producers any ideas unless u patent it first cuz they will steal ur idea I imagine this will probably be a thing now....

Lawful evil

@@BourbonRose_ ?

@@Monochromicornicopia Another reason to not respond is circular arguments. When they're so insistent on using this reasoning, there's nothing more to say. :)

It killed everyone 🤔 even jeoffrey

Wouldn't God question all authority? I thought the scene was showing how the paradox destroyed everything. Its still funny but I was a little discipointed by the answer.

Is this sub-loss ? :P

@@Perririri Its a Sub-Shuv-Deez-Bowls-deep-Ur-Throat

Oh yeah yeah

@@CognitiveHelper Oh Yeah Yeah

Yes.

“That’s Lucy?”

Oh yeah, I 'membah!

No I didn't, that's amazing about how you saw that, and how DM put it in.

didnt see that

He would if it was his party and had no bureaucracy.

Not according to Jack Chick. He has expressed paranoia over the "one world government" on several occasions.

Bill B But Big Government always results into horrible disastrous results. So it's best to limit it to avoid that result

@Jesus Christ Hell, I know that. I'm a Libertarian with right leanings. All I did was answer the question of whether Yahweh would like big government. According to Jack Chick, no, he wouldn't, and nor do I. What I do think is paranoid is the idea of a one world government being in the works right now. I don't much care for the dealings the US has had with other countries, but I don't think we're anywhere near an NWO.

Thou shalt hold no other gods before me. (after me is fine, just use protection)

It was so stupid and i love it.