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Darkmatter2525's take on one of the most fucked up bible stories.
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@hamo1701
@hamo1701 6 лет назад
The story of Sodom and Gomorrah should be taken with a pillar of salt...
@Samuel-gd6cv
@Samuel-gd6cv 5 лет назад
Underrated
@unstoppableExodia
@unstoppableExodia 5 лет назад
This joke would be making Christians salty as fuck
@ninjaman815
@ninjaman815 5 лет назад
Samuel Adesanwo *undersalted
@LadyOfTheEdits
@LadyOfTheEdits 5 лет назад
@@unstoppableExodia ohhhhh wow that's good
@Ricocossa1
@Ricocossa1 5 лет назад
Ha, good one
@verlisislife1000
@verlisislife1000 8 лет назад
"Did you honestly think THE original Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?" LOL
@Reason_over_Dogma
@Reason_over_Dogma 8 лет назад
+SOHR Minnesota LOL you're complaining about anti semitism? The bible blames the jews for killing jesus! In fact, the new testament is written in antisemitic language and blame the jews for a myriad of things! Hitler used NT as an example about the jews! What they did to christ, etc. Don't start, SOHR Minnesota lol. Its right in the bible!
@Reason_over_Dogma
@Reason_over_Dogma 8 лет назад
*****​ well no, I'm just pointing out the hypocritical if you are a believer in christ or islalm cause they all hated Jews. Making a joke about a Jew bargaining. Hardly antisemitic. It'll be like joking about white guys not knowing how to dance. Very blah. However what's not chill is blaming Jews for the death of Jesus. It's what inspired Hitler.
@Reason_over_Dogma
@Reason_over_Dogma 8 лет назад
***** yup. Lol
@Reason_over_Dogma
@Reason_over_Dogma 8 лет назад
*****​ I guess you never watched any comedy growing up? Racism can be funny , depend on the context. Get a grip dude. You're making this guy out to be sound like Hitler. Chill.
@Reason_over_Dogma
@Reason_over_Dogma 8 лет назад
***** Mel Gibson is a funny deranged individual.
@watermelonhead.
@watermelonhead. 2 года назад
"Could you please pass some of your mother? Thank you." That killed me.
@EshwenAudanal
@EshwenAudanal Год назад
It killed lots wife too
@silasr20
@silasr20 Год назад
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@Shattered3582
@Shattered3582 Месяц назад
@@silasr20 you obviously didnt watch the video
@Killernaut16
@Killernaut16 6 лет назад
This honestly deserves it's own show. I think it would be a perfect fit for Adult Swim.
@unstoppableExodia
@unstoppableExodia 5 лет назад
A Pale Blue Dot as long as they're not banking on advertising dollars from chick-fil-a
@SapphireBurns
@SapphireBurns 4 года назад
@@unstoppableExodia I highly doubt they would being the die hard atheists they are unless they were really desperate for money as well as chick fil a being desperate
@unstoppableExodia
@unstoppableExodia 4 года назад
Sapphire Burns adult swim are die hard atheists?
@thejunkyardmechanicwilliam7848
@thejunkyardmechanicwilliam7848 4 года назад
people will bitch if it got a show. .because people love there bs god
@SapphireBurns
@SapphireBurns 4 года назад
@@unstoppableExodia oh no I meant this channel. Adult swim is iffy. The producers and voice actors in the shows seem to be atheists and agnostics but the audience seem to be a different story.
@emmaduncan2991
@emmaduncan2991 7 лет назад
In defense of the men of Sodom, the angels are rocking some pretty tight abs
@xalz8538
@xalz8538 7 лет назад
:3
@keyboardcorrector2340
@keyboardcorrector2340 5 лет назад
*Insert obligatory Lenny face here.*
@FalconRS
@FalconRS 5 лет назад
their oiled abs quiver with God's voice
@leeeastwood6368
@leeeastwood6368 5 лет назад
Robert Donofrio, sounds hot!
@marieberry6530
@marieberry6530 4 года назад
lol
@NonStampCollector
@NonStampCollector 10 лет назад
They took the salt shaker with them? I lost it.
@juststop4782
@juststop4782 6 лет назад
NonStampCollector To top that " Can you pass SOME of your mother, Thank you".EVERYTHING about the sentence has me lost. 😂😂
@shawndadupree4132
@shawndadupree4132 6 лет назад
NonStampCollector hey angel. A human is gonna get you.
@shawndadupree4132
@shawndadupree4132 6 лет назад
I don't even understand this story...
@shawndadupree4132
@shawndadupree4132 6 лет назад
Just run them over with jeers?
@elduende367
@elduende367 6 лет назад
Star Trekken' across the Universe ... the Gods must be Crazy!
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 5 лет назад
I was taught this story in Church as a small child, down to the last detail. I was old enough to understand how warped and twisted it was. The most disturbing part was that the minister taught this story as a good and moral thing, in that the girls were selflessly saving humanity by getting their father drunk and raping him. As I got older, I realized it was a parable and not history, but the ministers believed every word of it was "inerrantly true" and historically accurate. My question is, how can you believe this actually happened and is good and virtuous, and still maintain your sanity? My opinion is, you can't. Teaching this as good and moral to children is inflicting child abuse on them.....
@dannyantoine8472
@dannyantoine8472 5 лет назад
You have a point right there
@leonbuster7690
@leonbuster7690 4 года назад
Randy Bobandy First of all, clarify your pronouns cuz they make no sense.
@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547
@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547 4 года назад
Not child abuse but the story is wrong
@AttitudeforQA
@AttitudeforQA 4 года назад
dude so you really think the bible is telling you to do this in real life.
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 4 года назад
@@AttitudeforQA , I don't know, dude, you tell me. The bible is perfect and inerrant down to the last detail. The Church says so. If you believe in the bible and its teachings, then you must believe in this too.
@KittydogCrystal
@KittydogCrystal 4 года назад
my grandma showed me this story in the bible to prove why gays are bad after i came out to her as bi LOL
@DONIMATOR-pn5rp
@DONIMATOR-pn5rp 4 года назад
I hate when people use this story to demonize gay people. This story is sooo dumb, like why not just use the new testament passages against it. It's waaay more clearer
@cowlinator
@cowlinator 3 года назад
"Some men wanted to non-consensually rape men, then God killed them. That's why consensual non-rape sex between men is wrong." ... ... ...um, huh?
@frankvandermerwe1487
@frankvandermerwe1487 3 года назад
gEE THANKS grANDMA
@masonlou855
@masonlou855 3 года назад
That Paige refers to pedos a man shal boy lie with boy
@cowlinator
@cowlinator 3 года назад
@@masonlou855 No, it's Genesis 19: www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0119.htm
@sjcobra84
@sjcobra84 8 лет назад
This is disturbing. And yet this is a story from a holy book
@Sarahmint
@Sarahmint 8 лет назад
There is genocide, rape, shaming your ancestors, a lot of immorality in what is suppose to be holy
@davecirlclux
@davecirlclux 6 лет назад
Oh yeah it is
@noomiblumquist2450
@noomiblumquist2450 6 лет назад
Sherbet_Bomb this is the world today. Hello oo. Let us wake the fuck up
@noomiblumquist2450
@noomiblumquist2450 6 лет назад
Sarahmint god doesn't like unholy ..so he wiped it out. Message. Hello ooo.
@joshuavela1501
@joshuavela1501 6 лет назад
Smile doge free will.
@kirikakirikakirika
@kirikakirikakirika 9 лет назад
When I was a kid I was forced to attend church every Sunday morning and Thursday night. As a child, I was put into a Sunday school program. We were NOT supposed to read ahead in the Bible, and we also skipped certain verses. Needless to say, I didn't follow that rule. On the week we discussed Sodom and Gomorrah we barely even opened the Bible. Basically, we were just told that the people of Sodom were sexually depraved. Men were "kissing" men and women were "kissing" women, etc., and it made god sad. For disobeying him, god destroyed the city, saving only those who were righteous. Thus, homosexuality is bad. I went home and read the full story. I was only ten at this time, but I fully understood the concept of rape and homosexuality. When I went back the next Sunday I spoke to my Sunday school teacher about it. I pointed out the hypocrisy, the rape, and the inconsistencies. Instead of getting answers to my questions, I received 10 demerit points and punishment for reading ahead. -_-
@kirikakirikakirika
@kirikakirikakirika 9 лет назад
***** Atheist. I was more agnostic when I was a child, but now I'm an atheist. Until I see some evidence I'm quite certain there's no god(s), and I live my life as though there isn't.
@kirikakirikakirika
@kirikakirikakirika 9 лет назад
***** Atheist and agnostic are quite different. An atheist lacks faith in God, believes there is no god, or lacks awareness of gods. An agnostic either believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a god or is non-committal on the issue. The difference may seem small, but atheism and agnosticism are actually vastly different worldviews.
@kirikakirikakirika
@kirikakirikakirika 9 лет назад
***** The world-views are entirely different.
@kirikakirikakirika
@kirikakirikakirika 9 лет назад
***** Religion is definitely toxic, but it's more a question of whether you think there might be a God or gods, or if you're convinced there's no hint of a supernatural anything. If you think there _could_ be a god or afterlife or anything of that nature, you're probably agnostic. If you believe there's no such thing as any supernatural existence or entities, you're an atheist. Atheists require proof for their beliefs, and if it isn't presented they don't believe it. Agnostics tend to hold the idea that we'll never know if there's a supernatural universe. They don't follow any set religion, but they believe there _could_ be something out there. Atheists are convinced there's nothing.
@kirikakirikakirika
@kirikakirikakirika 9 лет назад
***** That's the definition of an atheist. My definition is correct.
@company543
@company543 5 лет назад
I found you in college and disliked your video because of my christian brainwashing. 5 years later I since have become an Atheist for reasons unrelated to your content. Truthfully finding out Christianity has no place in my heart and life, due to the cycle of abuse I was experiencing. Anyways thank you for this content it hurt when you shit on Christianity back then, but honestly it just made me stronger. People can believe what they want but you can't ignore that God did a lot of shitty things
@JCW7100
@JCW7100 4 года назад
I had the exact same experience!
@p99chan99
@p99chan99 4 года назад
welcome to the club,
@Kooler_1
@Kooler_1 2 года назад
Hell shall be your portion
@Kooler_1
@Kooler_1 2 года назад
@Ticobot nope, that video wasn’t truth in the slightest. What I said was truth. If you guys don’t repent, after death your soul will not see God’s face. It will see the devil’s and his demons.
@Kooler_1
@Kooler_1 2 года назад
@Ticobot Creation itself is good enough evidence. Also, who are you to judge God’s actions? He created you and not the mother way around. Don’t get caught up in your self righteous thoughts thinking your so smart. God is the one who created all things. He’s smarter than every human being combined. He’s the Alpha and Omega.
@BotBoy-un3pz
@BotBoy-un3pz 3 года назад
Jesus... is there a single old testament story that doesn’t have either rape, incest or genocide and puts at least one of these horrible things in a good light?
@chad969
@chad969 10 лет назад
"Did you honestly think THE original jew wouldn't know how do drive a hard bargain?" LMFAO
@GameF0x
@GameF0x 10 лет назад
"Daddy tried to have us gang raped" "Haha, yeah I did!"
@musicismyhothotsex92
@musicismyhothotsex92 10 лет назад
point taken ha!!!!!
@belaireguy4117
@belaireguy4117 10 лет назад
Yes my friend, a human being bargaining with an all everything god. How did I miss that? Sounds legit to me. Take care.
@cageyourheart8772
@cageyourheart8772 10 лет назад
Probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
@crashpal
@crashpal 10 лет назад
GameF0x "daddy"? :/
@Petersorg
@Petersorg 9 лет назад
The astounding fact is that this video is actually 100% accurate with what the bible tells.
@azeliaspank
@azeliaspank 9 лет назад
Actually there was apparently one part up to debate, where the crowd wanted to "explore" the angels. The actual quote was that they wanted to "know them" or something vague like that.
@azeliaspank
@azeliaspank 9 лет назад
***** Sounds about right.
@MarcusCato275
@MarcusCato275 9 лет назад
There are many inuedos in the bible that we as modern people just don't get. For example 'look upon a man's nakedness' means to rape someone. Noah's son Shem looked upon his fathers nakedness. In other words Noah was raped by his own son. Noah then cursed Shem. Whether that story is a story teaching against incest or homosexuality I'd up to personal hermanuetics.
@gordon3186
@gordon3186 9 лет назад
Pedro Junior Ezekiel 16:49-50King James Version (KJV) 49 Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. 50 And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good.
@willaville
@willaville 9 лет назад
Pedro Junior darkantics is an expert o.o I was schooled excessively and can confirm it!
@sirela7915
@sirela7915 4 года назад
“Jeffery, what’s 50-5?” I’m done 😂😂😂
@novaarogue8198
@novaarogue8198 6 лет назад
As someone who was indoctrinated with this garbage, I recall this entire story except the sons in law. I do, however, remember this is the same man whose daughters thought God had destroyed the world so they got their father drunk to have sex with them in order to help repopulate the earth. Which makes no sense an old an could get it up drunk. It's like the story just keeps getting worse. Aaaaand I spoke too soon. Should have waited until the end. If I'm being totally honest, this particular story is one of the main reasons I lost faith. It made me sick learning it as a kid and as I got older I kept asking my family to explain how that is righteousness. Disgusting. Also, Lot threw down his concubine who was gang raped all night and left dying at his doorstep the next morning. And no, no one gave a shit.
@karlhans6678
@karlhans6678 4 года назад
I knew about this story too since my family is christian (not me).
@mazadancoseben4818
@mazadancoseben4818 3 года назад
@Tim Krigers , The Epic of Gilgamesh an the flood similarities, tell a lot
@MadMo-VFR
@MadMo-VFR 3 года назад
and as a kid i saw the daughter offering to save the angles admirable, i h8 me self
@MadMo-VFR
@MadMo-VFR 3 года назад
@Tim Krigers i meant when i was a 6 years old kid
@diansc7322
@diansc7322 2 года назад
Lot didn't do the concubine thing, that was a different tho similar instance (which I guess reflects how this was just a folkloric myth that the bible writers put in the book)
@0x777
@0x777 8 лет назад
Seriously, if that shit was written today, parent groups would start picketing any book store that sells smut like this! Sex, rape, murder and an omnipotent megalomaniac being that kills people like he doesn't give a shit about them but claims to love them. Seriously, I sure as fuck don't want to be god's shrink.
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 8 лет назад
+0x777 That would be almost as scary as being Samson's shrink! Have you seen TBR's Samson the Barbarion? Hilarious.
@0x777
@0x777 8 лет назад
GalaxyOfWaffles NEW Still a better love story than Twilight.
@BRUHHHHHHH
@BRUHHHHHHH 8 лет назад
lol ikr
@Jack-nw5by
@Jack-nw5by 8 лет назад
he could make a career out of him alone !
@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist
@SpinosaurusTheProudSocialist 8 лет назад
+0x777 The Bible is a pretty good read though if you read it as a dark fantasy novel and if you consider Yahweh a villain who is a sadistic megalomaniac who has a superiority complex.
@NeoN-PeoN
@NeoN-PeoN 7 лет назад
Wouldnt a pillar of salt be worth tons of money back then?
@leakycheese
@leakycheese 7 лет назад
Sure would. Perhaps someone can explain the salt symbolism or if it is just more biblical weird?
@gageblackwood8832
@gageblackwood8832 7 лет назад
Sodom was on the shores of the Dead Sea. The Dead Sea - actually a lake - has an extremely high salt content and as it dries leaves salt deposits on its shores of various shapes and sizes. Tour guides routinely point out ones that might have been "Lot's wife." There's no deep symbolism. It's just that the ignorant scribes who wrote that story lived in an area with unusual geological formations that they couldn't understand so they invented a miracle story to explain their origin. It got included in the bible along with dozens of other fairy tales with no historical basis whatsoever.
@noam_segal
@noam_segal 5 лет назад
Leakycheese it's because it happened near the dead sea and there's a lot of salt there so it's supposed to be evidence for the story or something, keep in mind that people wrote this so they had to make it make sense...
@TheNecropolis20
@TheNecropolis20 5 лет назад
at East West South Slavs United - i believe giants and the Leviathan did exist long ago.. not now though. i think the lochness monster in Scotland might have been sea dinosaur , a leviathan and the lady of the lake in king author... I think that the Leviathan will exist again in the future in the year 3000 to 3500, and the Leviathan is a beast of the far future in the book of revelation...its only revelation 3 right now. The Leviathan creates a new religion called the religion of the Sea, and does the mark of the beast , every one needs this mark in there hand to buy and sell things , its like a chip and a scanner . The Leviathan is a computer its a distant descendant of our computers like D-wave or skynet. .. i noticed a 3000 year pattern in our history.. 1000 years of light age, then 2000 years of dark age.. the Leviathan will appear in the middle of the next 1000 year light age.. the current dark age goes from 500 AD to 2500 AD... then the next dark age goes from 3500 to 5500.. the New Jesus and his Light age will be from 5500 to 6500 AD.
@TheMasculienLegion
@TheMasculienLegion 5 лет назад
@@gageblackwood8832 Sums up the whole Bible and Quran
@no-vo9bm
@no-vo9bm 9 месяцев назад
This needs more views. Period. You can't deny the blunt ridiculousness of the writings. No matter how angry it makes you, you gotta admit to yourself... This religion is a joke... I can't be forgiving with religious people anymore. Sure I want everyone to be happy but they're lying to themselves and I no longer think that it's a blessing to be this stupid. Religion is a trend. Every good it may seem to have done for you at some point of your life becomes reversed. It's literally a toxic relationship. How can they live with themselves choosing to lie to themselves their whole life... It saddens me. These people will never truly engage in real life. Never truly have the responsibility of their actions and moralities. Because they have skipped on one of the most important parts of life. Realising the desperation and loneliness of it all. Only then you find true strength in yourself. These people are afraid of their freedom. Okay I vented I'm good.
@TaharkahX
@TaharkahX 2 года назад
"Start with angel sex and then just morph out from there" totally killed me 😅
@silasr20
@silasr20 Год назад
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@jandptv5954
@jandptv5954 10 месяцев назад
@@silasr20I think it’s clear God’s the one who had something to learn from this story
@fadlinugraha347
@fadlinugraha347 8 лет назад
"Hey.. that's my ear! wait, do it again!" LOL
@milordlouis-jeune1567
@milordlouis-jeune1567 6 лет назад
COM LAG hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha
@cherylmcclain2687
@cherylmcclain2687 5 лет назад
COM LAG trying to make this out of a joke not funny
@yawgmoth5662
@yawgmoth5662 5 лет назад
*RAISES ARMS* I AM AN ANAL EXPLORER
@CeluiEtSeul
@CeluiEtSeul 5 лет назад
Like that scene from scary movie
@Wysiwyg43
@Wysiwyg43 7 лет назад
"I done told that bitch not to look back, didn't I?"-God
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 6 лет назад
Actually, the angel told her that. God = Trump, taking credit for other people's accomplishments. Oh oh, I done got political. Shame on me.
@user-lj6js1rd4b
@user-lj6js1rd4b 6 лет назад
that was funny.
@DEATHCHICKEN1337
@DEATHCHICKEN1337 5 лет назад
If God is omnipresent then why does he need angels?
@AD-jq7ow
@AD-jq7ow 5 лет назад
he's bored alone..he needs creatures to entertain him
@haileyprophet2248
@haileyprophet2248 3 года назад
he's narcissistic and needs more beings to worship him
@sophiepooks2174
@sophiepooks2174 21 день назад
Why does "he" even need a gender, or pronouns? After all they are omnipresent, can just create or destroy life, anything they want at will.
@charlestownsend9280
@charlestownsend9280 Год назад
When Abraham, the guy willing to murder his own child and owned a sex slave, is the good guy compared to god then there's a huge problem with this supposedly all loving/all good god.
@abigailbecker965
@abigailbecker965 8 лет назад
I watched this video when I was really religious (and homophobic) and at first I was REALLY angry. But it also set me down a path of skepticism that culminated in me breaking free of intense Catholic indoctrination and internalized homophobia, so thank you.
@brandonmaisonneuve6461
@brandonmaisonneuve6461 8 лет назад
How does it feel to finally be free?
@abigailbecker965
@abigailbecker965 8 лет назад
I also started actually reading the Bible at the time because I bought a really nice one from some missionaries from Israel and I thought it was pretty fucked God would kill a guy for offering the wrong goddamn bird.
@snoopy_peanuts_77
@snoopy_peanuts_77 8 лет назад
or picking up sticks on a saturday lol
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 8 лет назад
Yet another atheist from reading the "Good Book". It's no wonder christians won't read it. I think I'm up to 99% on people changing from christian to atheist. It's so funny when they tell me I should read it. LOL. That which has been seen cannot be unseen.
@Jamie-Russell-CME
@Jamie-Russell-CME 8 лет назад
maybe go research the actual remains of Sodom and Gemorrah. Yeah, it really happened and the pieces of brimstone (pure sulphur) are nothing like any found around the world. Oh and the crumbling remains are, pure ionized ash and gypsum.
@mythril-jelly7005
@mythril-jelly7005 9 лет назад
"Atheists can't have morality because all morality comes from God" Christians always say this, but have they ever taken a look at their own "God"?
@noomiblumquist2450
@noomiblumquist2450 6 лет назад
Mythril-Jelly he is the only judge.
@Dracopyre321
@Dracopyre321 6 лет назад
Noomi Blumquist But is he not bound by the morality he sets forth? Wouldn’t it be better to lead by example? If God created morality, then morality is arbitrary and he should follow it. If morality is something beyond God’s control, then morality doesn’t require God, and should still follow it (credit to DarkMatter for that argument).
@jocx__xsavage499
@jocx__xsavage499 5 лет назад
He set it up like that to laugh and crush pussy sensitive emo shitdick bitches N fuckboys . 😀 lord nem been with the shits . Bless
@jinkisaragi874
@jinkisaragi874 5 лет назад
@@roojackaroo8517 Even if it droped to 2 it would still be 1 point higher then his.
@hemidas
@hemidas 5 лет назад
@@Dracopyre321 That's called Euthyphro's Dilemma.
@kenhollis6197
@kenhollis6197 Год назад
(some) Christians: "Homosexuals are confined to hell!" Refuter: Look at Lot's daughters. (some) Christians: "Well, you just don't understand the context!"
@Gojendees
@Gojendees 4 года назад
The “Pack yo shitt” had me dying 😂😂😂😂
@01Mary02
@01Mary02 10 лет назад
What really struck me about this story when I first read it (I guess I was about 12 or 13 at the time), is that God turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt for merely looking back at the city, yet there was no punishment at all for Lot and his daughters committing incest......
@robert123ro
@robert123ro 10 лет назад
Lot died in poverty and misery being the father of two wicked clans. Perhaps God let them be so that we can see the outcome of their choices. I guess he regretted deeply the choice he made when splitting from Abraham. Lot's wife didn't just merely looking back, she felt sorry they left their home and riches. She valued the life in Sodom more than morality and God. God gave her a chance by forcefully drag her out of Sodom, but her heart was still there.
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
@@robert123ro So God punished them for being the slightest bit homesick
@silasr20
@silasr20 Год назад
@@robert123ro it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@Xrayfk05
@Xrayfk05 Год назад
@@silasr20 It's not hard to understand if you actually read the bible, God is a psychopathic mass murderer after all.
@caseychitambira9402
@caseychitambira9402 11 месяцев назад
@@silasr20do you not feel a little medieval saying stuff like that? /gen like you sound ur a sentence away from starting a witch hunt icl
@highriskgunman4181
@highriskgunman4181 8 лет назад
Ok so the moral of this story is uh don't look back i think.
@Tetra392
@Tetra392 8 лет назад
More like... dont look at an angels backdoor cuz its blinding :^)
@Thejenner1
@Thejenner1 8 лет назад
thats right man! cool guys don't look at explosions, so girls are not allowed either xD
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 8 лет назад
Or maybe it's "Don't live in Sodom".
@Laciesgrl33
@Laciesgrl33 8 лет назад
don't look back, and it does not pay to be drunk.
@williammall3117
@williammall3117 8 лет назад
its dont be gay
@dusk_en
@dusk_en 10 месяцев назад
the Bible at times is literally a story of people being more moral than God
@yeeyee2278
@yeeyee2278 2 года назад
"Did you really think the original jew wouldn't drive a hard bargain?" That literally hurt me from laughing
@silasr20
@silasr20 Год назад
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@admech590
@admech590 6 лет назад
Is it me, or are all the middle eastern religions ( Christianity, Judaism, islam) scriptures really messed up in a lot of ways.
@bogdanvojnovic989
@bogdanvojnovic989 4 года назад
Wait till you meet scientology
@danieljoseph6404
@danieljoseph6404 4 года назад
@Randy Bobandy ooh edgy
@dbyfitness2939
@dbyfitness2939 4 года назад
Not really Islam as far as i know the kill the infidels shtik is a hadit wish can be true if you find it in one of two books (Muslim.bo5ari) and most others are false plus the quran is the law of Islam not man made rules that are self serving anyways please read the book (preferably isn't arabic)before saying the whole religion is barbaric Yes their are some f up shit allah does like the flood and yes I am an atheist
@jshearar245
@jshearar245 4 года назад
@@dbyfitness2939 what about 50+ yr old muhammad playing "booty booty" with 9 yr old Ayesha? Poor girl.. desecrated by that old fart 😢😢
@dbyfitness2939
@dbyfitness2939 4 года назад
@@jshearar245 yeah that is f up but it was in a different culture at a different time and they say the reason he married her at that young of an age was to protect her from her shitty living situation but that's still f up i agrer
@TheBibleReloaded
@TheBibleReloaded 10 лет назад
This was so much fun to make! I'm glad you all like it. The finished product is even better than I thought it'd be! Sorry to DarkMatter for making him listen to quite literally an hour of us doing the lines. He really sifted through shit to find gold for this one. Bravo sir!
@DarkMatter2525
@DarkMatter2525 10 лет назад
I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for doing it. If you want to do a bible reading episode or Chick Tract again, drop me a PM. I had a blast.
@WillBravoNotEvil
@WillBravoNotEvil 10 лет назад
TheBibleReloaded DarkMatter2525 Anyone know if a playlist titled "Bible Stories to Fap To" would vio the YT ToS?
@TheBibleReloaded
@TheBibleReloaded 10 лет назад
DarkMatter2525 Sure thing. I'm sure we'll work together again. We have some things "in the works" and a few of our ideas seem like a lot of fun. Also you're fucking hilarious, which helps haha
@WillBravoNotEvil
@WillBravoNotEvil 10 лет назад
TheBibleReloaded DarkMatter2525 Wait, these things are _intentionally_ funny? Shit. I gotta reassess this whole thing up in here.
@MrMonshez
@MrMonshez 10 лет назад
***** Your either an idiot,or homosexual because those angels obviously aren't gay
@wolf1066
@wolf1066 4 года назад
Ah, the story of Lot - inspiration for a million "it wasn't my fault, I was drunk at the time - you can't hold me responsible" excuses.
@meydiaengka
@meydiaengka 4 года назад
Yep
@eyosyastebeje9555
@eyosyastebeje9555 2 года назад
as a Christian it's surprising that this is more accurate than most Hollywood spiritual movies 😭😭😭😭
@XnonTheGod
@XnonTheGod 2 года назад
LoL
@licioussamuels
@licioussamuels Год назад
Your God is bananas
@eyosyastebeje9555
@eyosyastebeje9555 Год назад
@@licioussamuels it is what it is lol
@yodie_yodarf8860
@yodie_yodarf8860 7 лет назад
watching this i was like Wtf is this shit. then i read the bible and said...wow this actually isn't even a joke
@Conserpov
@Conserpov 6 лет назад
I read the bible and it felt much darker and creepier than the video. Like, Lot's daughters are basically just 11-13 years old. And he's kinda like Josef Fritzl, murdering his wife, leading kids into a cave and indoctrinating them with the whole bullshit story.
@Axle3000
@Axle3000 6 лет назад
Conser pov Never think about age in old literature Different times different standards of when you are considered an adult In some non first world countries this still exist First To frame this better Juliette in Romeo and Juliette is 14 and could marry any man of any age
@Conserpov
@Conserpov 6 лет назад
I know. But I have to point out that no matter how low the age of marriage in biblical times was, Lot's daughters were *much younger than even that* (which is exactly why they weren't married off yet). Portraying them as grown-ups with big boobs is very misleading.
@RustyShackleford-bc9ce
@RustyShackleford-bc9ce 6 лет назад
same for me
@lilchristuten7568
@lilchristuten7568 6 лет назад
Axle Fullbuster Juliet was 11 not 14
@ducatirottie
@ducatirottie 8 лет назад
Damn, the more I think about it, having a child read this SICK SHIT should be considered abuse. Unfuckenbelievable!
@NaYawkr
@NaYawkr 8 лет назад
+Ben Kim . . . Yes, I see why that mistaken idea would upset you. You see child abuse as NAMBLA's job.
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 8 лет назад
+Nasafiyel Paige When I was 9, Holy Trinity made me buy a bible at an exorbitant price ($84). I said "I'm reading THIS!" Never give me something you don't want me to read. I WILL read it. I went from being a catholic to an atheist in the first part of Genesis. This is why Christians worship the bible, but never read it. That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.
@calicringe8888
@calicringe8888 7 лет назад
Read the Bible NON of this is there this spiritual WARFARE many are decieved
@chelseawilliams8588
@chelseawilliams8588 11 месяцев назад
Oh my god. The phrase “uncharted anus”, I am forever changed.
@ashrafel-gaaly8657
@ashrafel-gaaly8657 8 месяцев назад
The person who wrote this script deserves to be globally recognized 🙌
@andreacolinbanuelos7995
@andreacolinbanuelos7995 6 месяцев назад
So, god? Haha. Everything from this video, is bible accurate 🫠
@finnainsley9088
@finnainsley9088 8 лет назад
Jeffery: What you think the original Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain? God: Point taken.
@smokeemifyougotem9662
@smokeemifyougotem9662 9 лет назад
god wanted them not to look back because bad asses don't look at explosions
@smokeemifyougotem9662
@smokeemifyougotem9662 9 лет назад
and to the ending if were all from adam and eve were all brothers and sisters kind of creepy yup book might need some tweaking XD
@rahimshaikh3296
@rahimshaikh3296 6 лет назад
Make some videos on Qur'an man I'd really love to watch it
@ampleoloruntogbe1434
@ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 года назад
Rahim Shaikh check his channel. He’s got some not-mohammed videos
@toogaytolift9176
@toogaytolift9176 4 года назад
@maxx mabemwe I've seen some Ex-Muslims in the comment section so even though most muslims are over sensitive it would be a good vid
@g.quagmire7583
@g.quagmire7583 4 года назад
Toogaytolift the like to dislike ratio would be so off
@kelvinhernandez4714
@kelvinhernandez4714 3 года назад
😂 right? Would really love to see Mohammed ride a pegasus to heaven 😂
@10RBREEZY
@10RBREEZY 2 года назад
Do you know what's wild? It's how crazy these stories sound until I fact check it from the Bible then become even more mind blown how accurate these videos are. Have I been living in a lie this entire time???????
@twisterlord665
@twisterlord665 7 лет назад
Moral of the story: Don't look at an explosion, but if you are a male it is perfectly ok to do that!
@fishythenothosaurus5938
@fishythenothosaurus5938 5 лет назад
Can i just go and look at Sodom, please. I know, I was writing lots of rude comments about city on youtube just a one hour ago
@imaginativeskydadytm1389
@imaginativeskydadytm1389 2 года назад
That's why action heroes in movies don't look at explosion
@stevewondy
@stevewondy 10 лет назад
It's funny I see a lot of Christians claiming this is 'wrong' and 'blasphemy' but not one willing to offer up an explanation as to why.
@noomiblumquist2450
@noomiblumquist2450 6 лет назад
stevewondy I loved this! I'm christian and open to learning any way I can. Reading is boring..I need funny cartoons. I love it. Thank you. :))) The Christians youre thinking of ..would call this mockery bc god is no joke. These things are serious problems in the world today...that need fixed.
@van-hieuvo8208
@van-hieuvo8208 7 месяцев назад
Abraham's bargain with Yahweh not to massacre an entire city is hilarious even in context. I read Genesis 18 and couldn't stop wheezing. It just keeps going on and it's weird as fuck.
@user-yn5sk5ru5g
@user-yn5sk5ru5g 3 года назад
Its amazing how the bible never stops to amaze me with these batshit crazy stories
@silasr20
@silasr20 Год назад
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@ZeYoX-mw7sh
@ZeYoX-mw7sh 7 месяцев назад
Same, every time i find a new bible story, i thank God that its fake.
@Henkz85
@Henkz85 9 лет назад
I love that God promise that if he founds one good person, he will spare the city. He finds exactly one person that he thinks is moral, and destroyes the city anyway.
@alvinchongyinfai3115
@alvinchongyinfai3115 6 лет назад
It ends at 10 righteous man. Because, there were no more than 10 righteous man in the city, even though only 1 is righteous, the city was destroyed. except the one righteous man and his daughter.
@LeonMire
@LeonMire 8 лет назад
It's too bad DM didn't highlight how this is basically a xenophobic origin story. Lot's sons, Ammon and Moab, are the names of Israel's hated neighbors to the east. So the Bible is saying those nations came from a drunken incest. It even explicitly says they were the fathers of the Ammonites and Moabites, so the Israelites would have had a hearty racist laugh whenever they heard this story.
@LeonMire
@LeonMire 7 лет назад
***** That's true. Nobody knew why exactly inbreeding was bad until Gregor Mendel's work was rediscovered in the 20th century. But the Israelites did still have rules against it, which are laid out in Leviticus. Virtually all societies have a strong taboo against incest, because it helps them survive, even though they don't know why.
@kuriousitykat
@kuriousitykat 6 лет назад
City of Amman (Ammon) lives on to this day.
@albertsantiago2069
@albertsantiago2069 5 лет назад
God can't stop people from interacting with the world they live in. When we were introduced to consciousness through the "tree of good and evil" it gave us the knowledge of what it means to be conscious about our actions such as what "Good and Evil" means to each individual. If you had two sons you held from birth and watched them grow and develop personality and one kills the other would you have that son killed for your own sense of justice? would you give him a chance to truly learn himself? Or would you try to make everything perfect? If everything is perfect there is no concept of good and evil. Set laws are the only thing that can make a conscious world perfect yet how long can a world be Orderly before there is a rebellion for freedom from set laws? Without the duality of Good & Evil, Order & Chaos, Connected Spirituality & Free Individual desire, you would have robots walking around without taking any conscious decision about their actions since you have nothing to expect when you already know perfection. Everything would always feel the same and appreciation would not exist since we would live forever . Would you like to live an eternity like that?
@simmerke1111
@simmerke1111 5 лет назад
What are you even talking about?
@m3rl1n97
@m3rl1n97 5 лет назад
@@albertsantiago2069 Except that i m not omnipotent, so your whole argument falls. If i was tho, i would know he was about to kill his own brother and i would have prevented it.
@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an 9 месяцев назад
Never thought i'd hear god say "son of a bitch" and "No problemo my guy" but here we are.
@noobra5262
@noobra5262 4 года назад
Man seriously, your videos helped me to get out of the shackles of religion even though I was a Muslim, please make suvh satire content on Islam, I would love to see such content!
@SultenZone
@SultenZone 8 лет назад
This is their father, "Lot", the only righteous man in Sodom and Gomorrah... And this is their grandfather, "Lot", the only righteous man in Sodom and Gomorrah XD
@unamed1142
@unamed1142 8 лет назад
In Lot's defence he was raped sooooooooo..
@Abedeuss
@Abedeuss 8 лет назад
+Harry Swinchin In the defense of the guy who didn't mind if his daughters would get gang raped... Also he got drunk, that's hardly an excuse.
@clevonforrester4090
@clevonforrester4090 8 лет назад
+Harry Swinchin ....NAWWW..HE WAS LYINGTHERE PRETENDING TO HAVE PASSED OUT while secretle enjoying the veil ......he did it
@VicSidenko
@VicSidenko 8 лет назад
+SultenZone The only part that confused me was how did Abraham forget who Lot was? Lot is Abraham's nephew so why would he need to be introduced?
@SultenZone
@SultenZone 8 лет назад
VicSidenko That's a good point. Well.. I guess we can say, at least if worked for the punchline.
@ronaldarias2925
@ronaldarias2925 7 лет назад
the bible has no clue about human sexuality and it shows throughout
@charmander777
@charmander777 4 года назад
Give some specific examples?
@Zorax2144
@Zorax2144 4 года назад
@@charmander777 You read the bible m8?
@charmander777
@charmander777 4 года назад
@@Zorax2144 so you can't give me examples. That's why you're asking another question
@Zorax2144
@Zorax2144 4 года назад
@@charmander777 I'm not who you're talking to man, i was just asking if you read it. doesn't look like he's going to answer you though, big shame
@charmander777
@charmander777 4 года назад
@@Zorax2144 so you can't give examples? Fyi I'm a theology student. I betcha 99% of the people who thumbs this video never actually studied the Bible. Casually reading a verse here or there while you're sitting on the toilet is pretty much 99% people consider as reading the Bible lol. It's ridiculous. You imbeciles do realize that Jewish people grow up reading the Old testament right. Have u wondered why they control so much wealth and they're so damn smart? It's because they follow teachings found in the old testament. Ok let's say the stuff in the Bible is 99% garbage. There's 99% chance there's no hell. Ok. But u follow the Bible and live a good life like not screwing your business partner. What have you got to lose??? If you're wrong though..that 1% chance you're wrong..you're fcked eternally
@Roadstar1602
@Roadstar1602 5 лет назад
2400 people deny the fact that this is an accurate representation of what the Bible says...because they never actually read it.
@zyrover
@zyrover 4 года назад
Lot definitely deserves the Father Of The Year Award.
@racatkns9977
@racatkns9977 8 лет назад
Sodom= Sodomy Gomorrah=Gonorrhea I can't be the only one who thought of this
@e.t.gohome8042
@e.t.gohome8042 8 лет назад
I thought of it so many times!
@JHruweTV
@JHruweTV 8 лет назад
Sodomy did come from that but Gonorrhea is very different from Gomorrah.
@marklapolla4347
@marklapolla4347 8 лет назад
Actually, early 16th century: via late Latin from Greek gonorrhoia, from gonos ‘semen’ + rhoia flux (disease.)
@paulrenfrew6137
@paulrenfrew6137 8 лет назад
Rachel , what age are you ? Three ?
@DarkJak
@DarkJak 7 лет назад
Age is just a number to a real man.
@cheagan
@cheagan 10 лет назад
Um... if you think the Bible is a bunch of stories that portray righteous people doing righteous acts, you need to actually READ IT!!!!!!
@cheagan
@cheagan 10 лет назад
Not my point at all. What I said was, if you think the Bible is a collection of morality lessons, you haven't read it. It portrays people - sinners - in an unapologetically factual manner. What kind of stupid "man-made" religion goes around giving out books that tell all about how their "founding fathers" were a bunch of philandering, hypocritical, scheming, bribing, murderous, idolaters? As for your question, please understand one thing. We're talking about a people group some 3400 years ago that wandered the Negev Desert (one of the most inhospitable climates on earth) for FORTY years, and then were able to very deliberately march into Canaan and DECIMATE the indigenous populace living in fortified cities. Do you suppose the two sides were armed equally? Where might an essentially nomadic culture produce a foundry? Perhaps they borrowed one! No, it was stone age vs. bronze at first. And, yes, "Moses" did order the slaughter of men, women, children, cattle, sheep, donkeys, you-name-it, not on the basis that they were "worshiping a different god", but that they were performing absolutely detestable rituals *in the name of* those gods. Look up Molech, and how that mother-effer was worshiped. Or the "cremation of care" ceremony. So my answer is, it was not Moses who gave the order, but God. Because as soon as the fledgling nation got half a chance to join in the pagan fun (and we're talking a sex and fertility cult, so it was fun!), they did. These were not spiritual giants, but flesh-and-blood men and women, subject to weakness and temptation. But as long as they remained faithful to God, they kicked ass and took names. But does your question have more to do with the disparity between the Bible and the Constitution? As in, how can a "Christian" nation condone the worship of other gods? I don't know. I do know that this has never been a "Christian" nation, despite what the religious Right says, and that the parallels that they draw between Israel and America, and the co-opting of the ancient land-based Covenant promises of Israel by American Evangelicals, is wrong. Make no mistake: America was created by men, for one purpose and with one goal in mind - PROFIT. Don't believe the George Washington "cherry tree" stories. Was the Providence of God at work? Most definitely. But for what purpose? His, not ours. Our prosperity is based on derivatives and leveraging, i.e., credit. When our chicken come home to roost, we'll have exactly nowhere to run.
@seban678
@seban678 10 лет назад
Well, this video depicts what's written in Genesis pretty well, it doesn't try to say that all these people are moral. I don't quite understand what you take issue with. But is God not supposed to be the perfectly moral being? If so, why does he do all those blatantly immoral things all the time?
@cheagan
@cheagan 10 лет назад
God is perfectly"moral", as you put it. What "blatantly immoral" things are you referring to?
@seban678
@seban678 10 лет назад
killing innocent people?
@cheagan
@cheagan 10 лет назад
seban678 Right. Define "innocent".
@wiwaxiasilver827
@wiwaxiasilver827 3 года назад
One correction though; alcohol actually causes erectile dysfunction by preventing penile vasodilation. Vasodilation *is* how penises get hard due to blood filling the corpus cavernosum. In conclusion, correct conclusion, but opposite reasoning. Doesn’t change how ridiculous this whole story is though.
@3rdrock
@3rdrock 3 года назад
Lost in translation was that the wine was for the slutty daughters and not dad.
@alladinaharunani2515
@alladinaharunani2515 3 года назад
"The original jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain "joke was on point😂
@silasr20
@silasr20 Год назад
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@tarothara8632
@tarothara8632 6 лет назад
I had to actually check my old bible to see if these verses were legit bc i didn't believe it, and its actually true. SMFH
@P99AT
@P99AT 10 лет назад
Daughter: He offered us up to be gang raped. Lot: Yeah I did! Gets me every time.
@MrBud667
@MrBud667 4 месяца назад
I don't understand how anyone who's actually read the Bible could be a believer or a Christian...
@Troglodytarum
@Troglodytarum 9 месяцев назад
I love how the angels are actually good guys just doing their job.
@JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive
@JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive 8 лет назад
All this shows is that even back then, Man was more moral than the Judeo-Christian God. Because it took a man to bargain God down on how to spare the city. Why would God need a human to convince him to show some mercy? Wouldn't he know that Abraham would bargain with him before he did, and just give him the "5" from the start?
@tomlobur111
@tomlobur111 5 лет назад
yeah
@JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive
@JamesJNothingIsTooSensitive 2 года назад
@Galil Of course it does - the question isn't for me, it's for others to consider the possible answers to the question.
@andrewrendon7789
@andrewrendon7789 9 лет назад
So when the angels were threatened with gang rape, that earned God's wrath; but when Lot offers his daughters to be raped, God saves him and his family... The Bible's Moral Gymnastics: men raping men (technically angels who are neither male or female, but facts don't matter) is BAD! (But raping women, well... at least its heterosexual! So, it's GOOD!... I guess???). ...yeah, the HOLY Bible, ladies and gentlemen.
@NaYawkr
@NaYawkr 9 лет назад
Andrew Rendon Lot knew that UnNatural sex is an abomination before God, even the demons of hell find it revolting to witness, Lot was choosing a lesser evil was all. Moses gave the jews the ability to Divorce their wives because He know God di not sanction any divorce, but as Jesus explained it was to avoid a man killing the wife he would divorce if needed, that Moses made the Mosiac Law permit divorce. Jesus clarified this and told His followers that Divorce is always a sin, and any who marry a divorced person commit and are Guilty of the Mortal Sin of Adultery. Your post only demonstrates your ignorance of the Bible, and how to read what its tells you.
@andrewrendon7789
@andrewrendon7789 9 лет назад
NaYawkr So... the Bible is full of contradictions. Your God is the antithesis of evil but he would accept "lesser" evils. Um... I thought sin was just sin. Choosing a "lesser" evil is still choosing evil. God saved a man willing to facilitate a heinous act. God of the Hypocrites, that is your god.
@NaYawkr
@NaYawkr 9 лет назад
Andrew Rendon Only those without the grace of God think those things. It is how you get to hell that allows you to make such ignorant statements.
@andrewrendon7789
@andrewrendon7789 9 лет назад
NaYawkr Wow, almost seems as if you take sadistic pleasure that I will go to this "hell"... creepy.
@NaYawkr
@NaYawkr 9 лет назад
Andrew Rendon God takes no pleasure in you going to hell, but if you make that choice He honors your free will. I warn you of the abyss you are heading for, and from which there is no escape. A wise man would seek while he still can, the goodness and mercy of God. It is creepy to watch people who seem determined to spend eternity in unrelenting torment, justify their destruction.
@LucasLeonelSK
@LucasLeonelSK 2 года назад
This is even funnier since I read the shit out of this part of the Bible and it's exactly like this.
@joliec1703
@joliec1703 2 года назад
I'm gay and my grandma asked me to listen to Bible stories and so I picked this one. When they started chanting "r@pe"🖐️😭 I can't breathe
@Limonene788
@Limonene788 6 лет назад
I wonder when we're gonna start referring to all of this as "Christian Mythology" along with the other dead religions
@bilodolo11
@bilodolo11 5 лет назад
well...never.
@Dracopyre321
@Dracopyre321 5 лет назад
MrGreyjeep Lot may be the best man (debatable, what about the sons-in-law who didn’t want to fuck the angels and didn’t offer up their fiances to be gang raped) in Sodom, but that doesn’t automatically make him a good person.
@bilodolo11
@bilodolo11 5 лет назад
@@Dracopyre321 hmm
@theoffchannel2054
@theoffchannel2054 5 лет назад
I think this would be called Hebrew mythology. We don't call other myths pagan mythology.
@jenjenjen2668
@jenjenjen2668 5 лет назад
This isnt "christian" bro.
@WarpRulez
@WarpRulez 10 лет назад
I have been in Bible study sessions and such where these passages are read, and nobody even bats an eye about the daughters being offered for gang rape, nor was that particular part discussed in any way. It's like they just pretended that it was just a small, inconsequential thing that's not even worth mentioning. As an "apologist's advocate" I could come up with a rationalization: The situation was so scary and dangerous, with an angry mob outside the house kicking the door and ready to do anything, including burning the house down, that Lot panicked, did not think straight, and did the first stupid thing that came to his confused mind in that situation, and it was to try to appease the angry mob by offering his daughters in order to save the dignity of his guests. He might have only later realized how immensely stupid that was. I'm sure many Christians who struggle with this particular passage would buy that. The problem is, however, that the event is not framed like that in the narrative. If it were, there would be mentions of Lot panicking, him regretting his offering later, and some kind of reminder that what he tried to do was wrong. However, it's not framed like that at all. Instead, it's framed in such a manner that what Lot did was the right thing (or, at the very least, not wrong.) There's actually a different part of the Bible where a very similar situation happens and a man offers his own wife to be gang-raped, and this time she is raped and killed. The story only goes downhill from there. (Yes, this is really there. Look it up.)
@rsr789
@rsr789 10 лет назад
"and nobody even bats an eye about the daughters being offered for gang rape" Why do you think that the GOP / TP has no problem with rape??
@plato12000
@plato12000 10 лет назад
The relevant point is that women in those times were property. They were GIVEN in marriage ( often against their will and at ridiculously young ages ). Lot's guests had MUCH higher status as MEN and Lot had hospitality obligations towards them.
@checkunderyourbed
@checkunderyourbed 10 лет назад
Spartacus Funny thing. The Hebrew word that means "husband" בעל also means "owner." I'm sure it was no coincidence.
@ZealotOfSteal
@ZealotOfSteal 10 лет назад
Spartacus You are right. And this in no way means it wasn't wrong. I think it's wrong to think of any human being as property, but that's just my modern point of view. This is why I don't understand how anyone could argue for objective morality.
@abigailmushi2751
@abigailmushi2751 2 года назад
Judges 19, the story of the man who offers his wife to be gang raped
@kaceesnow
@kaceesnow Год назад
"Hand me a peice of your Mother"
@jamesm.9285
@jamesm.9285 5 месяцев назад
God flapping his arms is hilarious! 😂
@creativename24601
@creativename24601 9 лет назад
in my catholic elementary school we had mandatory confession once a year, and our teachers made us bring bibles to read while we waited for our turn. i remember randomly flipping through the pages out of boredom and stumbling upon this story. and judging by this video, it's just as fucked up as i remember -_-
@eliteknowledge6236
@eliteknowledge6236 9 лет назад
I suffer from depression but this shit got me laughing.
@bigredjj10
@bigredjj10 9 лет назад
eliteknowledge Laughter heals.
@016329
@016329 9 лет назад
That's great! I actually watched loads of these about three years back when I was depressed! Guess it just gets you thinking about life, religion and all that stuff.
@devinuluc4818
@devinuluc4818 9 лет назад
eliteknowledge You can claim Darkmatter2525 is the son of god because he healed your depression.
@eliteknowledge6236
@eliteknowledge6236 9 лет назад
LOL works better then faith healing. Also my name is also Devin :)
@devinuluc4818
@devinuluc4818 9 лет назад
Haha interesting to know :)
@thomaswager9468
@thomaswager9468 3 года назад
Lot displays poor judgment again when he abandons the town of Zoar, where he and his daughters have taken refuge. Fearing that it will be destroyed-despite the angels’ assurances that it would be spared on his account-he takes his two daughters to live alone in a cave in the hills. Isolated in the cave with their father, the daughters mistakenly conclude that they are the last people left alive on the earth. If Lot knows that only a few cities were destroyed and that soon the family can go out and find a new place to settle, he surprisingly fails to share this information with his daughters.
@JohanKylander
@JohanKylander 3 года назад
Lot has little faith for a righteous man.
@thomaswager9468
@thomaswager9468 3 года назад
@@JohanKylander I keep a copy of the bible in my bathroom. So when I am done taking a shit I can wipe my ass !
@DaHogWeed
@DaHogWeed Год назад
Traditional family values everyone
@DeistPaladin
@DeistPaladin 10 лет назад
I just imagine this story being told in front of a modern judge. "I swear, your honor, I'm innocent. My daughters got me drunk and raped me in my sleep. That whole charge that I molested my daughters is just ridiculous."
@sweet96635
@sweet96635 6 лет назад
That would totally fly in the Muslim Middle-East. I heard a story where an 8 year-old girl was sexually assaulted by an older man and, since she couldn't prove the sex was not consensual, he walked. Fuck Islam.
@danielramsey6141
@danielramsey6141 6 лет назад
Judge: Hmm, that's quite understandable. Still, we have on record that you offered up your Daughters to be Gangraped by a mob of homosexuals! Do you have an explanation for that?
@GeetyAkbari
@GeetyAkbari 6 лет назад
Jabroski Lmao you act as if it says that specifically in the Quran. If those people are fucked, they’re fucked. The religion has nothing to do with the decision of whoever decided the guy is innocent. Fuck you.
@user-rq8xx8ir9t
@user-rq8xx8ir9t Год назад
@@danielramsey6141 yes it was a different context in a different culture or something... god, could you help me out here with all these sinners daring to say i did something wrong just because i nearly allowed my daughters to be raped to death?
@theorangeoof926
@theorangeoof926 5 месяцев назад
@@user-rq8xx8ir9tBut how dare they infringe on my free will to effectively sell out my own daughters to appease the horny mob to save my own skin (and some angels that could’ve stopped it anyway)
@user-lj6js1rd4b
@user-lj6js1rd4b 6 лет назад
The bible is so moral.
@mariasanchezm.364
@mariasanchezm.364 5 лет назад
this story is inmoral
@korimcentire2281
@korimcentire2281 3 года назад
Nope. All of it is fucked up!
@deadinside8719
@deadinside8719 3 года назад
Sarcasm
@geraintwd
@geraintwd 2 года назад
"What, did you think THE original Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?" If I'd been drinking coffee you'd owe me a new monitor.
@RubyRubeMe
@RubyRubeMe 5 лет назад
*THOSE ANGELS WERE THICC TBH*
@TheCaliMack
@TheCaliMack 8 лет назад
I always thought the story was unfair in some ways. It was also the main arguing point my mom made when discussing homosexuality.
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 8 лет назад
Honestly, I think the story completely loses me when it gets to _all_ of the men in Sodom wanting to rape the angels. It's fantasy, so fine, angels exist, but _every guy in a city wanting to have a mass gang rape of two guys_? That's a bit more than my suspension of disbelief will allow.
@Sarahmint
@Sarahmint 8 лет назад
Because raping a female child is okay, but not the ass of a male. Got it.
@theKiwii
@theKiwii 7 лет назад
I'm (somewhat) pretty sure old testament angels aren't males. They don't have either genitalia and are androgynous in appearance as far as I know.
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 7 лет назад
Kiwii They are described as appearing as men in the Bible.
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 2 года назад
Meanwhile drunk incest rape is a-okay
@sendtoanthony
@sendtoanthony 9 лет назад
“Could you please pass some of your mother?" :)
@hamz5791
@hamz5791 5 лет назад
4:40 nobody gonna mention tig ol bitties?
@michaelstone7626
@michaelstone7626 Год назад
That pillar of salt gag freaking kills me everytime😂
@chrisspray666
@chrisspray666 7 лет назад
used to be christian, until i read the bible.
@TheDragonshadow1231
@TheDragonshadow1231 7 лет назад
chrisspray666 oh got Facebook when was it!
@noomiblumquist2450
@noomiblumquist2450 6 лет назад
chrisspray666 the truth isn't easy to accept. Doing whatever the fuck you want is easy ...it'll get ya
@Noughtbutashadow
@Noughtbutashadow 6 лет назад
Same. I left when I was ten years old. How old were you?
@noomiblumquist2450
@noomiblumquist2450 6 лет назад
Star W4rz i left ...went insane....and got back on with jc and god...i cant do life without the love
@Noughtbutashadow
@Noughtbutashadow 6 лет назад
Noomi Blumquist I was asking chrisspray666
@oed84
@oed84 10 лет назад
2:25 "did you honestly think the original Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?" xD
@elmhopesmp3321
@elmhopesmp3321 2 года назад
I would argue this book hates rapists not the gays
@gp6763
@gp6763 6 месяцев назад
Mmmh they are several instance of rapes that are consider perfectly fine in the book, it is also clearly mention that the problem for god is "putting your penis in the wrong hole"
@Kanibulus
@Kanibulus 3 года назад
I can't believe I used to believe all this bullshit!!
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 10 лет назад
Jesus will come with clouds of fire. Flying Spaghetti Monster will come with a side of garlic bread. Choose your messiah wisely.
@jazztrillest
@jazztrillest 10 лет назад
Mmmm... Garlic bread.
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 10 лет назад
Soul Jazz I know, right?
@captscurlock
@captscurlock 10 лет назад
Don't forget the beer volcano! Ramen.
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 10 лет назад
bee nasty Blasphemer! FSM should be worshiped with a dry red wine. Not too oaky.
@captscurlock
@captscurlock 10 лет назад
Docktor Jim Touche. A nice red wine would be perfect with his holiness.
@JerseyKac92
@JerseyKac92 10 лет назад
"Did you really think, THE original jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?" Priceless!!
@abonynge
@abonynge 10 лет назад
Literally.
@IsomerMashups
@IsomerMashups 6 лет назад
"No, the writer of this story doesn't know anything about vasodilation."
@eduardogutierrez7570
@eduardogutierrez7570 5 лет назад
"Oh come on, you didn't think a Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?" had me dying of laughter! Lol!
@actfree6897
@actfree6897 9 лет назад
Omni-benevolence, omnipresence, and omniscience are impossible together.
@ChopStixize
@ChopStixize 9 лет назад
nice story...
@actfree6897
@actfree6897 9 лет назад
ALTERNATE ZER0 It's true. How can you be everywhere, see all the horrors and do nothing. God's there watching every rape, every murder,every theft, every bully, every arson, every assault, etc.. Yet fails to do anything, that's not omni-benevolence.
@ChopStixize
@ChopStixize 9 лет назад
- OdysseuS - i know its true, but that won't stop them blind believers
@actfree6897
@actfree6897 9 лет назад
ALTERNATE ZER0 Either way, god knows everything that's happening, but doesn't care. Or he can help, but doesn't know everything. No, it will not, unfortunately.
@ChopStixize
@ChopStixize 9 лет назад
- OdysseuS - honestly, if he exist, he's just watching and doesn't care or somethin, honestly that whole plan thing argument they use isn't really a good reason
@JustAGuy85
@JustAGuy85 10 лет назад
I learned more from this than I ever did growing up going to "sunday school" and church.
@aaav298
@aaav298 5 лет назад
I got a Billy Graham ad before this video. Oh, the irony ...
@codefantasy
@codefantasy 3 года назад
"Could you pass some of your mother"
@silvispirollari7656
@silvispirollari7656 7 лет назад
I died laughing when God copied Jeffrey. DarkMatter2525 you are awesome!
@silasr20
@silasr20 Год назад
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@IgonDrakeWarrior
@IgonDrakeWarrior Год назад
"Did you think the original Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain" Hell nah lmao
@Fideothedog2021
@Fideothedog2021 4 месяца назад
4:10 “I am an Anal explara!!” I’m done😂
@ryandaocthora3068
@ryandaocthora3068 7 лет назад
"Just cut to the f*cking chase already!" LMFAO , I love jeff
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