Gordon Ramsay's Funniest One Liners 3.0 | Best Of Kitchen Nightmares 

I feel like “honestly, chimichanga….chimi-chuck-it-in-the-bin” is one of my favourites and its not even close lol

The wedding soup line is absolutely one of his best. “Jesus I’d rather get divorced” gets me every time 😂.

“That pigeon is the freshest thing in this restaurant “ and “We’ve got Grump, Dopey, Lazy. Who am I, Snow F**king White?” Lines are top tier

The lobster always gets me. He’s pulling the limp body out of the tank “yeah he’s fucked” and the lady just like “is he? 😮” 😂😂

He's so witty and quick with his insults and lines, I wish I were on his level, he's simply incredible

The man isn't just a chef of incredible food, but also a chef of incredible insults and phrases.

Chef: It's a grilled lettuce. Can't go wrong. Narrator: It went wrong.

"You think theres too much Olive Oil in there?" Sarcastic Gordon is my favorite Gordon

I love how respectful Gordon is to the waiters/waitresses. He knows its not their fault and is respectful when they are honest about freshness of the food or whatever he has questions about. Shows responsibility starts at ownership, through manger, through cook, through waiter, through bus boy.

Gordon: “Is that lobster dead?!” Guy: “no I think he is just sleeping” 🤣

11:10, the receipt printing during the intense moment of Gordon trying the chimichanga killed me 😂

That drainpipe gets me every time, he was so proud of it.

My favorite will always be, “can I get you anything else?” “Uh yeah, a wheel for that bike so I can get the FUQ out of here!”

I feel like Gordon speaks straight from the heart, with complete confidence and it's hilarious. But then he's totally sincere and really cares about inspiring passion in people! The swearing is just the icing on the cake 😆

Famous last words "there's no way chef Ramsay is gonna dislike my food

If Gordon says “ do you have 2 seconds”, it’s bad. If he says “do you have 2 minutes”, it’s really really really really really really really bad

I actually loved when Gordon asked a priest to pray before eating in a restaurant 😂

Ramsay: Popular? Waitress: Eh. Ramsay: That means no.

‘Look at the lobster tank to check freshness’ …. all the lobsters ☠️

“I’m gonna bypass or else I’m going to need a bypass” 😂😂

Every Chef: Nothing can go wrong with my dish. Gordon: It's disgusting.

“Chimi Chuck it in the bin” 💀

“Drier than the sands surrounding the pyramids in Egypt” omg 😂

"he's fucked dead..A dead lobsta" kills me everytime lmao

Chef: It's a grilled lettuce, can't go wrong Morgan Freeman: Unfortunately, it can go wrong.

"so we're gonna start blaming a fking bean?" AAHAHAHAA

A moment of silence for that poor lobster🙏😞

There's another timeline where Gordon is one of the greatest standup comedians of all time because he's too good with the punchlines and insults.

"So we're gonna start blaming a fucking bean now for the hummus" I almost died of laughter holy shit😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I really feel sorry for the waiters when they know the food they're serving is absolutely terrible.

Gordon now: *screws around with the stuff in your dining room like a kindergartener on fistfuls of pure sugar* Gordon in 10 minutes: *dresses down your entire staff, menu and building like a drill sergeant on uncut cocaine*

"I got something for her" with that :) gets me every time. Beats Gordon's one-liner.

"It's drier than the sands around the pyramids of Egypt"???? POETRY!!!

Not only is Ramsay a chef, he's a comic as well. Multi talented.

the funniest thing he ever said was when the waitress asked him if he needed anything else and there was exercise bike in the corner. He goes yeah a wheel so i can get the fuck outta here 😭😭😭

This video should be much much longer.

Manager: “the chef will love our food because I’m a genius” Ramsey: (one bite) “that is a pile of shit.” Manager: “he hates it!!?!?! Why? Nothing is wrong with it.”

8:34 Wym who serves fresh ravioli bruh, once you have the pasta dough you literally can cook the ravioles under 10 mins cause fresh pasta cooks really quick

Obviously these shows are made primarily for food but holy shit no one makes me laugh as much as Gordon Ramsay.

The girl who served the grilled lettuce needs to be a model

The best line is at 6:45 . That’s the wedding soup? Yes it’s to get them in the mood to get married! Jesus, I’d rather get fuckin divorced !

How can a chef not know the difference between flavor and juiciness? You can have a really well seasoned well done steak but it’s still gonna be dry.

1:58 that crunch from the chicken is so funny to me for whatever reason

I love how he never blames the server. They are jsut doing their jobs and he sees taht.

Grilled Caesar salad might be the weirdest thing I’ve seen on these shows as far as dishes themselves. Who in their right mind would think cooked warm lettuce would be appetizing. I think the chef is slow and confused and mixing up grilled ChICKEN Caesar salad and the grilling the whole damn sht

I'm sure everyone here remembers the episode Gordan said you don't microwave a salad. Chef at Park's Edge watch it too and said hold my beer. Im going to grill some salad

Anyone else hear that they're reviving Kitchen Nightmares on FOX?

Something simple, something classic... And... not something that's normally served on a trolley... The best line on Kitchen Nightmares, ever. He's just so excited to taste it after the first dishes he got at Fla-Mangos, famous last words, I guess...

I love sitting here eating my pizza as Gordon reveals the most rotten food I have ever seen in my life.

"You *Think* there's too much olive oil?"

Like, you really gotta TRY to kill a lobster outside of slicin it or boiling it. How the hell did one die in a tank 😂

“I’ll bypass that darling, otherwise I’ll need a bypass” 😂😂😂 Edit: further on, being from the North End, the fact that Gordon knew (before he opened his restaurant in Boston) so much about the north end showed he actually did his research about the north end and it’s restaurants. I ate at La Galleria once with my GF, and I am astonished it stayed open for as long as it did. Literally any other restaurant in Boston’s north end was MILES better

Gordon has a rolodex of insults ready, gives it a spin, and wait where it lands

"Its easy its simple.......wtf is that" the look of dissapointment after they brought out the roof tile is what got me.

Gordon is a comedian too not just a great chef😊😊

‘Are we really gonna start blaming a fkin bean?’ ‘Yeah but it’s not the beans fault’

Gordon Ramsay complaining about too much olive oil is absolutely bananas. Him and Marco Pierre White are responsible for half the olive oil sales globally.

If I was one of these chefs I wouldn't even be offended. Gordon Ramsey's one liners are gold

I know this is specifically about Gordon's sayings, but I would just like to point out "rearry creamry" at 1:24 because God bless this man.

Lol Ramsay sits down and the building starts attacking him!

gordon ramsay has the best one liners of all time

That bit about food only steaming from the inside if it's been microwaved is actually quite insightful. I'm glad I know this know

Gordon Cheers Me Up when He Calls People "Donut" LOL

6:12 that pan over to the blank expression lmaooo

Would love to see a full compilation of wholesome moments on Kitchen Nightmares.

6:18 Bro absolutely violated

The server Ami is so frickin cute especially with that smile..

"Really, we're gonna blame the fucking beans?"

1:56 That ''mmmhh'' was personal

That chef - “I heard that you know about the lobster that passed away “ lol

Chimmy chuck it in the bin is the best 😂

REALLY, YOU'RE BLAMING THE BEANS!

Thanks for saving the best for last. Love a good chimi-chuck-it-in-the-bin.

0:57 the way he says sentence with “BEANZ” at the end there is such a meme way to say it like some streamers sometimes do nowadays and i only just now noticed it and it’s honestly hilarious

Fossil from Jurassic park aghahhaahhahahaha

This is the video i've been waiting for. Playing this on repeat

“I’d rather get fucking divorced”😂😂

The way he digs into rotten food with his bare hands 🤮 haha but Ramsey is a hilarious

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1:35 They’re pining for the fjords 😂

Sarah is still one of the highlights of the whole show for me

My favourite is at 0:56. It's the way he says "Really are we really about to blame the fucking bean for the humus? Putting this comment here so I can come back and hear this line again.

You know how many people say “I’m sure he’ll like my food” but nearly 100% of the time, the food is horrible

how can it be soup of the day if it was soup of yesterday? XD hahahahaha

chimichanga, chimi-chuck-it-in-the-bin will always be my favourite

Idky bur when that older guy serves food on a trolley he reminds me of the scene where the lunch lady on Billy Madison says I know you like them extra sloppy

Could you imagine Gordon hosting SNL???!!!!

Spend a week in a kicthen and you can understand this guys impatience , imagine being in a kitchen for frickin 30 years never mind 30 days suprised the man aint kicked the bucket yet, hes one raw lamb shank away from cardiac arrest

"Jesus fucking Christ, in that order" is his best IMO

6:11 „its dryer than marcs personality“ Marc: 😐

I truly cannot express in words how much I love Gordon 😂😂😂

'It's not normal for a chicken to be so fing hard' Tell that to Peter Griffin.

Lmao. 1 : 32 Gordon - "is he dead?" Guy - "no I think he's just sleeping" "Wow, this is dreadful, it's like a bland pile of worms, that is depressing" 😅😅😅😅

Is that lobster dead, no he’s just sleeping 😂

Gordon: Finds dead lobster in tank Owner: We keep a good eye on the lobsters

I would bypass on this otherwise I would need a bypass 🤣💀🤣💀

I like how that waitress says," grilled salad!"

That fukking roof tile always gets me 😂

"Thats a heartstroke waiting to happen... i hope there is an hospital nearby" hahahaha

“We keep a good eye on this”…… “He’s fuvked” lmaoo