TBH the Helldivers aren't even american, the lore states the world was united by Swedes XD ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KUuAbvj4Z7w.html
I'm sure Canada meant a way to use "Spiders from Mars" to practice the Geneva checklist on Earth. He did say "Because the Geneva checklist only applies to things with two legs on this planet"
Canada doesn't think of it as a checklist. To them, it's a scorecard. If it was a checklist, they'd only commit each warcrime once. That's not their style. They think they get more points for repeating each war crime.
We are the reason why the Geneva checklist exists in the first place. Even if that isn't true, it warms my cold Canadian heart immensely to believe it. I would advise against harshing my mello, lest I create a new line on that checklist
If you haven't watch the video on the Japenese raid on Pearl Harbor. You should, it's really interesting and as awful as it was towards us, the Japenese dropped the ball big time. If they had pulled their plan off perfectly, Nobody would of survived pearl harbor
there is a middle ground, its called mixing both. such is the propper canadian way, perfectly taught to every canadian in the form of a canadian goose...
Poland as little Texas is funny. What's funnier is how fast Poland is to buying weapons systems the second they're available they buy. They've ordered stuff we haven't even built for ourselves yet.
Russia and Belarus have been flexing their wimpy muscles along Polands borders since before Russia invaded Ukraine, so yeah, I dont blame them for beefing up
I can't blame Poland one bit. Each time Europe breaks into a bar brawl, Poland is that dude sitting there trying to mind his own business, but somehow catches a flying beer bottle to the head and has to go to the hospital. He's been getting the find out part for years and figures he's gonna get in on the fuck around bit this time.
i don't even think its all that creepy when the kid does it, there is just a ton of sexual suggestion in his tone that i need an extra layer of clothes to feel like i'm not being undressed with his radar
"No, it's somehow creeper when you do it" The kid is getting smarter and stronger every day, soon. Uncle Sam would need a lot of stronger containers to stop our boy.😒
I’d say they are more like rally’s lead by professors that have been teaching the ideology of the bad guys for 20 years or so and are now nationally exposed
I live in a college town and we don't take likely to squatters sitting on campus grounds and spread trash and feces all over the place. Gross. Damn these kids. Where's the fucking time machine Delorian car when I need it so I can go back to the 80s where gas was only $1 and McDonalds burgers were only $1!?
I make it a point to send these to my Canadian in laws and they love your stuff. Theyre especially fond of ,"When the soory stops, the war crimes start". Keep it up!!!
Sometimes it concerns me that some people (myself included) in Canada are oddly proud of our past brutality in war, but it’s also very amusing. I think the funniest part is that there’s such a clear duality of the behaviour of Canadians between peacetime and wartime. Like there’s no in-between. We’re either fully polite or we’re adding to the Geneva Conventions.
O Canada! With respect to Monty Python: "No one expects the Canadian Inquistion..." Being polite for all those years, the Canadian superego finally decides to go on holiday.
@@Ben_KimberIt conerns the RCMP as well, they put out a paper a few weeks ago that said "Canadians could become a threat to national security if they realize they'll never be able to own a home" 😂😂
In the classic civ-game Alpha Centauri, you can't use nukes on enemies without first repealing the UN charter on human rights. In the expansion, where two alien species also are present, you can do WHATEVER you like to the aliens (nukes, chemical and biological warfare) since the UN charter simply doesn't apply to non humans. If you want to do some Maple-flavoured roleplay.
@@Mamorufumio ...does it actually work better or should I stick with the cracked and fan patched to work better on a modern system stuff that I've got?
It's easier to win, if you have to face only Russia and not Russia, the rest of Europe and the USA, basically all on your own. Being on the same side as the US might also help a bit in winning.
Weeeell... admittedly, the two previous times, we had our hopes up we'd be on the winning side as well. Three time's the charm, eh? _Now if only that bald mofo in Berlin would deliver some Taurus..._
I am glad Germany is on our side. Yes, their military capability has lacked in the last few decades, but it is still a large nation that could really kick in military industrialisation rapidly if needed. Think about it Germany, you could be in a World War and the Royal navy ISN'T blockading you this time. Unrestricted materials...mmmm
As I am also named David I feel compelled to comment. In SD that's certainly the hope. If we give them attention they really will escalate. I've only seen trace elements in our corporate agendas throughout the county. Colleges, I can only imagine the CSU schools have become even more unsavory.
@PopEwLair to be honest most homeless people I come across, have told me they deserved it because they fucked up in their life badly. I dunno if I am supposed to feel bad or just ignore it.
Watch Fat Electrician, he breaks down the beginning of the "Don't touch America's boats" and every subsequent time that somebody has done so and the "proportional" response handed out to them that resulted in their complete and total regret for said actions. It's hilarious how he tells it, too.
It's just the walls next to Russia that are just waiting for the excuse. -From a person who's in a country that's on the border & was occupied for decades.
@@Pimps-R-us We don't want it, but if Russia does pull a big stupid, we'll do it. Poland is very much a exaggerated character in HLC's videos. IF THEY FUCK AROUND, THEY WILL FIND OUT.
@@Pimps-R-us honestly? With the current situation around the world I mind it Like legit, most countries are basically fucked economically speaking and some would be prone to bankruptcy in a matter of a couple decades
@@Pimps-R-us i too am a veteran and i for sure want it....russia needs to find out and its been a long time since america has gone hard in the taint when it comes to conventional warfare.
It was definitely a hilarious moment. United States comments on hostilities in Europe dying down a bit, Poland talks about wanting nuclear weapons and then panic ensues until the reasoning begins. And it was indescribably funny how raptor found out how creepy he was being when someone else was doing the same thing. Like he looked in a mirror but saw someone else’s face.
'I'm on my way' 'But I wldnt take that shit fam' Jst when I think I heard the absolute bestest from these guy's they one up themselves & I'm ❤❤it!! 🤓🤓♥️♥️
"I would like to have nuclear weapons" - The calm delivery on that line made me burst out laughing. Well played HLC, well played. (So glad I put my drink down when watching this!)
i need to follow that advice for these videos. the amount of times ive spat my lunch, my juice, my protien shake.. all over my poor phone is kinda embarressing. this guy does good work, though, doesnt he?
It says something that we're more willing to give Poland nukes than we are the F-22. It's "Sure, we'll consider giving you a weaponized sun" vs. "Give you The Kid? No, we value civilization too much to unleash him." Look, I never said it was a *good* something...
Well the nukes still have to be enabled in DC, otherwise they're just dirty bombs with next to no yield. The F-22 on the other hand can be used without explicit permission.
The exploding sun in a can only be dropped once per bucket. The kid can always return to base for a reload and refuel. Until it is declassified that it is not only built around spite, but its fuel is self-generating spite, I am going to continue living in a world where it can in theory run out of gas.
I _suspect_ 22 is still so far ahead of everything else in the world, that *nobody* gets even a ride-along! I was _pissed_ that _it_ is what was sent to intercept a _state-of-the-art spy balloon platform_ loaded with every kind of high-resolution sensor _possible_ to build! Did you see that thing? 100+ square meters of framework . . . that's a lot of gear!
I love the "Would you intercept me" bit, and you just 1Up'd yourself. I'm dying here. Totally right, it's still somehow creepier when the "kid" says it. Haha!
Because what's left of Canada might be bad for everyone, after what the PMO did to it. And they are passing new rules to give themselves more powers to themselves and the CRA and such.
I wish the protests were better covered. Theres multiple groups doing the protesting and they don't all agree (or get along) with each other. But to deadpan them all as the same and the worst case scenario is nuts. Theres also a worry of outside actors setting things up to make it all worse.
@@BrokensoulRider you somewhat proving my point. Ruined how exactly? Even the vandalism and rioting in Portland was the same 3 blocks each night, it wasn't wide spread. The BLM protests also had a ton of cases of outside actors committing crimes and inciting the riots. Majority of the protests Remained protests. I'd be willing to bet the number would be even higher if the outside agitators and any police escalation (the kettled crowds and got in trouble over time) didn't happen
@@sovelissskirata8105 Do you know how much money cities had to put out to repair what was destroyed? It wasn't just small areas. Minneapolis, Kenosha, parts of Kentucky, even here in my state of Illinois, along with Berkely, Seattle, etc.
@@BrokensoulRidergood and now they now the financial cost of supporting the police. Protests only work if the government fear the costs of not supporting the protesters cause be they social, political, or economic. That's why I think that all these hippy dippy peaceful college kids are morons. What is the point of protesting the actions of your government while still obeying said governments rules? If you do that then where is the incentive for actual change if the government knows that they can do whatever they want and face zero real consequences
Canadian here. I'm wondering why people miss the entire point of why Canada's a frothing homicidal maniac in war... People fuck with our friends, they find out! Don't mess with America's boats, don't mess with Canada's friends. Same thing! Ain't friendship nice?
Maybe cause the CAF is in such a state of disrepair due to multiple internal issues and also external such as progressively getting defunded (Our North, Strong and Free funding document is a joke since there are only promises of funding but no commitment) that its capabilities for waging any type of war is slightly below average. It constantly needs support from allies to get anywhere, has to burrow necessary fighting equipment like tanks and transport helicopters from allies, some of which was ours to begin with but had to sell early on due to defunding. And also public support for the CAF is minuscule, a lot of people are apathetic to its situation and a portion of people only care about its concerns for the wrong reasons like diversity, workplace ethics and such. People in Canada ride high off the CAF's history of being a good military that punches above its weight and its peacekeeping operations (which are almost minuscule today) and they just dont bother learning what it is right now, public support for funding is rising but its no where near enough to get that funding fast enough. Just had to rant
@@grefire1947 pretty much nothing pisses me off more in Canadian politics than how all of the parties use military spending to score points off each other. One party gains power, they instantly cancel every procurement deal the last government made, saying some bs or other... Just because they can't allow any other party to win anything! This is why we're flying Seaking choppers with more hours than the manufacturer even believed they could survive! Think a Ford truck with two million miles, I believe that's a fair comparison. Grr grrr!
Having trained alongside the Canadian,Australian and British armed forces during more than two decades of service I have to say America is in good and slightly scary allied hands.
We're itching...We Canadians had to spend so much time playing nice and saying sorry all the time that giant, Martian spiders would make a great release.
"Would you touch me?" is creepier. CTE Popeye's got nothing on the kid. And the worst part about spiders on Mars is that David Bowie did live long enough to see it. Someone way smarter than me needs to rewatch The Prestige and figure out a way to make that device a reality so we can bring Bowie back.
Yeah one of my coworkers was saying something about protesters wanting Jews to wear armbands, and I go “Seriously, has NO BODY looked at a history book recently? This sounds way too similar to something that happened once before. I just can’t seem to put my finger on it.😉”
@@Hoshimaru57oh please after the orange man's run are you surprised people are getting REAL bold with their hatred and bigotry? Now these students have the right to protest. Of course they do. But that's a bit much to say. The Jewish people even want Nethanyahu out ffs.
@@TheRibottoStudios Got a friend who'd prefer someone that actually has military skill over just power. Israel is in the right but their government needs new elections.
China: Attacks Pearl Harbor as part of a first strike in their invasion of Taiwan. Taiwan: Thanks all the gods. Japan: Oh no. Aren’t they supposed to be the smart ones? Russia: All my forces, get away from China. And for good measure, give America a 500 mile buffer as well. America: Time to turn the saying into the Lands of the Rising Suns
I'm looking forward to these moments, so entertaining!! THANK YOU for all the time and effort you put into these cartoons, or what to call them, videos. I love them! And today it was 10 points plus!!!😂❤
I'm sorry, is Canada actually excited at the idea of going to war with GIANT SPACE SPIDERS? I mean I get theyre the reason we have the Geneva conventions, but good god man!!!
I LOVED it when the DDG-64 mimicked the F-22! Though I was sad that F-22 wasn't as excited as I was. Also, I still love the Hats. Canada and the Geneva Achievements List is one of my favorite parts of this channel!
Unsurprising. Uranium is a whole lot more common than most people think. Anywhere that radon gas is a problem for home construction has a major deposit right up near the surface.
