US Navy fleets: _"Would you touch me?" _*_*smacks lips*_*_ "I'd touch me."_ F-22: _"Wow, does it really sound that creepy when I do it???"_ Japan: _"DON'T DO IT, IT'S A TRAP!"_ Scotland: *_"SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAND!!!"_*
lets be honest Russia is hemorrhaging troops in Ukraine to the point where if it goes on any longer it's gonna be alot higher than the current like what 12% of their military down and out? I mean if you count injured troops then its 25%
@@judgementdaygaming8406And that is going by the official Russian numbers. Because there is no way in hell they had 800 000 soldiers before the war. It was closer to 250-300k
@@kompatybilijny9348and their hubris led them to send their good shit first and a metric fuck ton of it has now been knocked out and when you add the fact that they've also lost a lot of their experienced command personnel It's starting to look like Russia is gonna be gelded for quite a while after Putin chokes on his acquisitions and ends this little boondoggle
As a retired sailor. "Don't touch the boats." But if by some chance you do, i know the young men and women that i trained will gladly make sure you regret your short life's choices. Don't say you weren't warned.
I mean, there’d be scattered craters across Siberia where the silos used to be, but most of Siberia would remain inhospitable in its normal way-not enough population up there to justify turning it into a fused silica parking lot, and honestly most the people in Siberia are oppressed minorities anyway. The actually populated parts of Russia tho…yeah, that’s getting GLASSED if they fuck with our boats.
As a Floridian I can 100% confirm the local police tend to issue notices not to shoot at the hurricanes during the storm season… It was cannon lore BEFORE this skit, you simply made it public in the coolest way possible 😆
....its been on the news.....multiple times......all the way out here in california.....Its already public, we already know, and we were not surprised it was florida..... That being said, as a california desert redneck.... Raise hell, praise Dale [slides over another box of ammo] I think its trying to make a break for the gulf GET'ET GET'ET GET'ET!!! It aint no well disciplined VC, lead that bitch!!!
@@tinkerclockworks6277 Was it intentional? Most of the time, people either don't know, or they trust autocorrect too much (cannon is a word, after all). Here though, it was very funny.
Here it is ;D (for those unaware the song is Sabaton - White Death) Almost night, a crimson horizon painting thousand lakes red As your army approach from the east, a hunter is switching his prey All alone, a man with his gun wanders into the wild Tracks you down, you cannot hide once he is on to your trail Enter the night, a flash in the darkness, White Death is heading your way The fear of his foes, a hero at home, hundreds will fall by his gun You’re in the sniper’s sight, the first kill tonight, time to die You’re in the bullet’s way, the White Death’s prey, say goodbye After the dawn when morning has broken, snow once white turned to red Blood red snow tells what happened last night, a tale of a sniper is born Snow in mouth hiding his breath, he is steady at hand Eye to eye, target in sight, the moment to fire has come Hundreds of kills. a man and his rifle embody the sisu of finns Stay out of sight and cover your head, when he pulls the trigger you’re dead You’re in the sniper’s sight SNIPER’S SIGHT! You’re his first kill tonight FIRST KILL TONIGHT! Say goodbye, say goodbye SAY GOODBYE! Hundreds will fall by his gun You’re in the sniper’s sight SNIPER’S SIGHT! You’re his first kill tonight FIRST KILL TONIGHT! Say goodbye, say goodbye SAY GOODBYE! White death is coming for you
i think that Japan rn is actively trying to move islands further so they aren't too close. also that crater be good thing. ocean would drop few cm or more.
@@christianjohnson9190i'm pretty sure theres a couple.of hundred still hidden away under the snow at a specific border...russia doesn't really care it's soldiers amd where they are
There is another RU-vidr on the platform named Ben Brainard. He is known as the states guy. He is former army who had Thyroid cancer and does comedy bits. He lives (or lived, I really don’t know) in Florida and talked about how before a hurricane a sheriff had to go on to the media and specifically say to people not to shoot at the incoming hurricane. It will not work. Nothing from Florida surprises me anymore. Edit: yes, I spelled his name right.
@@habitual_linecrosser if you have not seen it yet HLC his bit about atlanta and not being afraid of bullets is amazing as an added note fantastic content as always.
Now awaiting the colab… Also, I wonder if Ben has registered for the AFFF compensation thing, or is even eligible. Like Ben, I had my thyroid removed due to tumors and it turns out, that’s one of the symptoms of AFFF exposure. I signed up today and have been accepted by one of the law firms handling the Mass Tort.
One minute gang. Also, Mr. Line crosser, about a month and some change ago my dad took his own life. A few days later you released a video where you gave a brief psa trying to raise awareness for suicide. I just wanted to say thank you and it meant a lot. That's all, thank you for your time.
Thank you, sometimes life just happens and you have to move forward but I'd be lying If I said it was easy. I didn't add this comment to share a sob story though. When it happened I wanted nothing more than to try to help notify people that it can happen to anyone and to just check up on your people but HLC beat me to it. To edit my original reply, thank everyone so much for the support. I honestly thought HLC would never see this comment. His and everyone else's (Brandon, Admin, TFE, and mostly everyone else on unsub) videos have kept me afloat and I just wanted to say thank you. This is probably the most compassionate and awesome community on RU-vid.
I love the Florida energy, I just hate their right-wing politicians and the people who vote for them. It sure was fun though seeing Meatball Ron in white gogo boots with giant lifters getting "Disney'd." Now he can be a reminder to the next wannabe dictator not to mess with the lawyers from House of Mouse.
I think it might be a good skit if you mention how a Canadian royal navy vessel is docked in Havana right next to the Russian boats, that would be a very funny affair. Also, very nice video, please keep going with content like this.
Well I guess we all know where the kid got his deranged personality from Good Old Uncle Sam. Love your content, and your sense of humor. It's priceless HLC
The Kid is new. He hasn't learned to control it. Uncle Sam was born killing people over dried out leaves. Uncle Sam has learned to temper himself over more than two hundred and fifty years, but that attitude is still around.
To be fair to Finland, testing weapons on practice targets is expensive and because apparently the kremlin, the russian army and the russian people themselves seem to agree that russian soldier lives are cheaper, can you really blame them? I mean the cardboard cutout is what 50 cents the piece? It adds up.
Reference? Nah Florida is just scooter embodied as a state. After all Florida man fends off gator with a frying pan. Is along the lines of “scoots fends off Hyperion with a monkey wrench”
@@Jonthekiller9 Ever seen the video where the Finnish guy shoos a friggin' _bear_ off of his garbage, with just a broomstick, and the anger born of decades worth of Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Video idea: Origin story of "don't touch me boats" featuring a 1800's newborn America forming the navy just so barbary pirates would stop touching our boats.
As a born and raised Floridian the fact that there have actually been warnings not to go shoot at Hurricanes is one of the things that makes me love this batsh!t crazy state.
I don't blame Finland and it is honestly the most viking shit ever for them to send their newest into the field and see who emerges Victorious 😊 Perhaps vikingr weren't technically finlanders? But my pun brain be like "to do otherwise would be... *puts on shades* Un'Finnished"
Yes, and no. Going vikinging was going raiding & pirating, and it was considered a profession, not an ethnicity, so some Finns definitely went vikinging. As for the testing... We're very practical. That stuff is meant to be used against russians, if/when they get stupid enough to try us again. As horrifying as it sounds, it makes all kinds of sense to have Ukraine test it for us.
No because you run the risk of them getting information of where your research is going. Also old axiom of war. never deploy a weapon you yourself do not have a defense against yet
well, there's a difference between "testing them against a live enemy under actual wartime conditions" and "testing them to see if they work, *at all*" guess which one Finland got caught doing?
@@Taolan8472both, technically. But honestly it's like the last samurai battle where they fought guns vs swords. Fighting Russian "soldiers" is cheaper than cardboard cutouts to test accuracy. I wouldn't really consider it actual wartime tests.. that insinuates there's a chance of losing.
The USS Wisconsin may be well outdated at this point, but given the reliability of Russian ships and equipment, I wouldn't be surprised if she could solo a Russian fleet using only her Mark 7 guns.
Russia: Touches America’s boats. [a few moments later] News networks: This just in! Russia has [check notes] blown up. This is the second time Russia has blown up. The last time Russia blew up it led to the Great Dying. Be safe out there y’all.
Meanwhile, as Canada has a fairly good relationship with Cuba, we sent a ship to dock next to the Russian ships in Havana just to piss them off, looking for new ways to expand the Geneva checklist over the weekend.
Wow the Iranians have started ignoring civilian destress signals at sea. Thats an agreement virtually every country on the planet agrees to and assists with
Russia: "You're so scared of my two boats you are crying." USA: "Actually I'm crying for your momma" Russia: "What? Why my mom?" USA: "I'm crying because she's going to miss you so badly when she attends your funeral. Don't try anything with me."
That "attack their equipment" joke - you could have gone with "the straps of their helmets" (something-something, Barret can't be used as anti-personnel weapon, only as anti-material)... That of course, if the Houthies had helmets...
I remember a few years ago when a high level hurricane was heading straight for NC and we made so many memes about it we managed to slow it down to a moderate cane.
