Gotham Knights Like Batwoman Days 

Awww come on 🤗 pleeease?

Poor naive jlongbone,😔 you say that you’ll stay away from the cringe, but you’ll come back to suckle on the teet. Even now you experience withdrawals, you won’t last a week without CW cringe. Just give in already. You know you want it

Pooey

Pwetty pwease 🥺🙏

The fans have spoken, we demand you suffer like the rest of us 😂😂

And actually had to display heroic courage

I think we need to start calling them "super people" since most superheroes nowadays aren't heroic lol

also, he’s suspected from murder…

Well Of course it’s fuckin entited

it's as if though people forgot what likable characters are... why do we see so much of this nowadays, huh? modern writers have this thing where they think making a character an asshole or really stupid is charming. It's NOT, it's frustrating and irritating to watch. and why the fuck does it happen SO often? do writers NOT know any better???

Yeah, practically a week after the episode aired... it was playing out IRL

@@regiman222troons gonna troon

We live in a world where the crazy murderers are given more respect then the victims. I still can't believe one scumbag on tv legit said to respectfully use the shooters proper pronouns. If I was in the audience. I might have snapped, rushed the stage and drop kicked the fucker in the face.

I wish the actions of Paul Kersey in the Death Wish films were IRL and not merely fiction since those kinds of folks could really do with an intervention from an honest vigilante.

@@giguyjoe My mother introduced those films to me as a kid, I always liked it. I was always shouting at the tv like ''Yeah get their ass!'' lmao

Same honestly. If Ruby spent even 10 minutes on YT, JL would have been on her front page 😂

I can just imagine the looks that would be on the faces of 'Batwoman''s actors and writers if they saw JLongbone's reviews of that dungheap of a show.

The Joker: It's not about the *money*...it's about *sending a message.*

For Joker, it's not about earning for his work, but taking away from his 'employers' what they value the most

Apparently, the entire pilot is full of scenes where a diverse character says something dumb with a smug look on her/their/whatever face, and everyone else acts like they just got owned!

Also the Joker: I’m not afraid of Batman, but the IRS? Nooooooooo thank you!

All that's missing is them singing an acapella version of "Be Our Guest" that made Howard Ashman roll over in his grave, and we could reach 100% more cringe.

Funny you mention that seeing that one of the main actors on this show was recently on a Disney Channel show called Raven's Home.

Super accurate aaaaaaaaa

Exactly my same thoughts lol

At least in Descendants, the shitty cardboard set pieces and pleather bodysuits were intentional in their ugliness... I think...

Certified megamind moment right there

I'll bet five million penguin dollars that there's a fanfic of that exact premise that's better written and more thoughtful than this show.

​@@roflcopter_launchpad1116 I 100% believe that

"Some mad doctor was just curious about what would happen" Seems like the kind of thing CW's version of Hugo Strange would do. A plan just beyond merely retarded, and straight to braindead.

@@roflcopter_launchpad1116 - It already happened in 2019 in the comics, that's how the Arkham Knight grew up.

Except with a terrible actress.

With 100% more victimhood.

@@James_BeeI like the actress :(

It made this review even funnier than it already was. And also makes me miss Norm all the more.

Norm was awesome ! He is still missed Cheers Norm!

@@RaidenRoach45 I do miss, that old chunk of coal

Nah Z nation is an asylum show and it's way better than this.

Asylum, as far as I know, never inserted Marxist propaganda into their films.

Even asylum worst movie has more entertainment that anything the cw could ever get

@@budgetbrick5124 True

Don't insult the Asylum like that.

I know women in their late 20s still living like this

Then you meet them at 32 and they’re still the same way, but angrier.

EFAP FTW! XD

Yeah I agree.

O M G XD

1:25😊

Im sure she is only Carrie Kelley in the credits and Keira Kelley in every script.

You’re kidding! They did that? I feel like they have to know the show’s are shit and are taking the piss

"My uncle's gay"

I second the motion

I personally think the actress they chose was the best one out of all the candidates who auditioned. And after watching the show I can definitely see why they went with her.

Redhead racism has to end

No red heads allowed!

Not to mention that in the Telltale Batman game, Tiffany teams up with Bruce, like it's so simple!

@@xtremegamer7198 for real it's like she even got the gadgets bro how can you not put her in here

@@kendriccoley7053 Yeah! And you know she’s capable of it because you expect a Fox to be technologically intelligent, like father like daughter/like brother like sister.

Flash isn't even done yet lmao.

Did they turn the Cw Powerpuff pilot into a tax write off

@@diegodankquixote-wry3242 The Flash has been dead for several seasons now, you are just watching it slowly twitch before it empties its bowels.

Physics!

Failing to fight it, while committing it.

Trying to be detectives but every answer just falls in their lap.

I love that Norm’s voice is becoming the go-to AI text to voice option for RU-vidrs. Best use of AI.

Joker’s Daughter was always a Bad Character! Look at the Comics Linkara reviews that focus on this character, and nothing has ever really been done well with this dumb character!

She's a little interesting in the Beyond the White Knight series, but I do not believe it's the same character as here.

Personally, I feel it's very inclusive of them to target the brain-dead.

What about the part where they're purposefully leaving out her last name? My money's on her actually being Harvey's kid that he had while he was Two-Facing with some girl

She's the baby the joker gave birth to

@@curleyqreviews9793 Fuck you for reminding me of that

@@SpiderNightcrawler That would destroy 90% of her personality so why not

So the ''Joker's daughter'' grew up in Arkham Asylum. How stupid do the writers think we are? We know that Gotham is a cruel, crime-ridden, corrupt hellhole but there are limits! Why would anyone do this instead of just dumping her in some rundown orphanage where she could be bullied and abused because her alleged father is the reason why, like, half of these kids are orphaned, to begin with? Some mad doctor was just curious about what would happen?

What's your point? Nobody needs an excuse to simulate the late, great Norm Macdonald.

Wow. This is a rare take. I used to watch that show, but it got so repetitive. But, one thing I'll never forget is the fangirls absolutely gushing in their panties over Misha Collins, cementing my belief that no matter how talentless a man is, if he's even slightly attractive, women will go stupid for him. Anyway. He's overrated.

It worked in Supernatural because he was meant to be socially awkward seeing as he was an angel. It works here too because the show is just awful.

@@James_Bee he is ugly and can't act. His fan girls just like the character he played or tried to play

Or maybe the actress had the most talent behind her out of all the ones who auditioned

@@marcelinovazquez5128 you do know they can do a casting call for a certain look right? But it seems they do casting calls that turn redheads black (I’m black). Just looked at a list of redhead characters. And some I forgot were redheads. Miss Martian on Supergirl. Jim Gordon on The Batman. Batgirl in the cancelled movie. Hawkgirl in Legends of Tomorrow. Then looking at the characters I said before, Wanda and Natasha are from predominantly white nations. And Jean is a carry over from earlier X-men movies (also Mystique). Can’t wait to see who’s next.

@@jinxie712 Well do you have a legit article that states she or anyone else was hired because they weren't red heads? I be more than happy to look at it. Because what you're saying sounds less like concrete evidence and just your own speculation

So Walker isn't good? I haven't seen it yet

Honestly for the better than none of them were attached to this.

I'm glad. They would have ruined them otherwise.

I mean, that's what this is. That's why it's never about Batman himself, it's why it has an OC son and a bunch of c-listers most people haven't heard of. That being said however, I totally disagree. Let them use whatever they want, it's going to be bad regardless, but it might have been more interesting.

@@joinsideke Yes and they will never get work again when reality and common sense comes their way.

@@JustTooDamnHonest Lol if only, but that's not how this business works. These are the same people who did Batwoman after all.

@@joinsideke You do know that in the past it was even worse and there were people who fought against it and changed it. People like Stan Lee and so many others and yet people act like things can not be changed and considering all of the times when these companies have abused their power it is laughable how people do not think that we can't change it for the better. Change is never easy and those morons from the CW do not exist to anyone. Hell even Disney itself doesn't even acknowledge them and the CW is even more woke than Disney has been. Just remember this that in the end. These companies need us a lot more than we need them and they are feeling the pressure from both the audience that they have disrespected and treated like trash and not to mention that venture capital is not looking good especially after what happened to the Silicon Valley Bank and companies are cutting people out due to not being able to pay them. Everything is not fine at those companies and they are trying to convince us when they know that they are desperate and their egos will not allow them to make the very easy choice.

I don't know if she'll do more reviews but if you're interested in someone reviewing Gotham Knights I highly recommend watching Aplus Hero Report's reviews you might like them

Or maybe the actress who was casted to play just so happens to be the best one who auditioned and got the job because everyone were impressed with her talent

@@marcelinovazquez5128 If you think Carrie’s wooden and one-note performance in GK is the “best” we could’ve got, then I’m curious to think what you would deem the worst 🥴 Also, there’s so such thing as “best person for the job” when you’re adapting one visual medium to another. You cast an actor who looks like the character, bc that’s what fans of the source material expect to see; it’s not a difficult concept. If writers want a minority actor, then they should cast said actors as original minority characters. But that takes effort, I guess. 🤷🏾‍♀️

@@jothecocopop I watch the show and the actress seems to won her role. She has great chemistry with the cast and I like her kind demeanor it helps differentiate herself from the others especially Duela. The actress seems to be having fun. If you want to know I consider bad acting it would be Gina Carano's wooden performance especially when she plays the lead. There are times where she can act good but she definitely works better when she's playing a side character

@@jothecocopop Carrie Kelly isn't defined by her race she's one of those characters that any women can play her regardless of their color. She's not like Black Panther or Miss Marvel where their ethnicity is important to them as characters. If an actor/actress gets cast for a character that's traditionally white that won't harm the story, it's all dependent on actor/actress's performance. If we only adapt characters for how they're exactly suppose to look in the comics then we would have never got Jason Momoa as Aquaman, Pedro Pascal as Joel Miller, Jeffrey Wright as Jim Gordon, Esai Morales as Deathstroke, Jesse T. Usher as A Train, Elisabeth Shue as Madelyn Stillwell, Zendaya as MJ, Jamie Foxx as Electro, Daya Vaidya as Onomatopoeia amongst many others all of whom have been universally praised.