Velma: Nobody Trusts Hollywood and We're All Very Tired 

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“It’s an unfuckable force vs an unscrewable object” That one caught me off guard.

I accidentally called Velma a "Mindy Sue" and now I want to stand by it.

Friendly reminder: Fred is 15 in this show. In fact all of the characters are minors.

Velma: *is rude to everyone* Also Velma: “NOBODY LIKES ME 😭😭😭”

Velma has a lower IMDB score than Batwoman. Let that sink in.

“We’re all tired” is a great sentiment. It’s not hatred. It’s not vitriol. It’s exhaustion.

"They call me the thief" "What are you in for?" "Murder" There, I made the scene funnier

The fact that people keep complaining that the film is getting a Season 2 because of all the "hate-watching" don't know how contracts work.

This raceswapping for Velma is just one of many examples that disproves that complete lie that, “They just cast the best person” when it comes to raceswapping in live action media. Why change the color of a cartoon character? Why couldn’t she voice a white character? Because they specifically set out to change the race of the character going into it. They never even gave a white voice actor a chance to audition for the role.

Velma - "Do you want to know why I wear these glasses?" Me - "Because you have poor eyesight."

Burstangel's laugh alone is funnier than the entirety of Velma so far.

If I had a nickel for everytime an unlikable female protagonist decided to twerk in a "comedy" show, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice.

"I was genetically engineered to be a K-pop star but the western Gene's won out." Had me fuckin rolling

I will give this show credit for one thing: it brought people regardless or gender, race, sexuality, religion or political affiliation together to talk about how this show makes a complete mockery of the Scooby Doo IP.

Modern woke writing is "This happened, then this happened and then this happened" without any follow trough or setup and payoff. It's just a string of poorly thought out ideas, forced into a linear timeline and hoping a story would emerge.

Thanks to this show, people are now realizing how Hollywood is so obsessed with Meta jokes to the point it no longer becomes funny... And of course thanks to the backlash Mindy is getting, she dug herself in a deeper hole when everybody on social media are digging up all the shady things that she said and done in the past; especially a clip of her on the Conan show admitting she assaulted and threatened the actor Lee Pace years ago when they were working on The Mindy Project.

So there’s a plot point further down the line in EP5 that brings “Scoobi” into this show in the form of a secret government project, given that Gigi will technically be the fifth member of the gang and the method that the other previous victims end up being murdered with their brains removed… Well given this show, I wouldn’t put it past them to do it. Also it should be noted that Puss In Boots: The Last Wish (A kid’s film mind you) pulled off showing what a panic attack actually looks when Puss himself is coming to terms with the literal personification of Death hunting him down and compare that to Mindy’s self insert who’s “panic attacks” look like she’s just having a bad trip.

Thank you for joining the merry crew skewering this horror. "Is she trying to be Daria?" Yes, she is. And failing super hard.

My friend had an idea: Since ONLY actors that ARE whatever a character is can play the character, then ONLY white actors that openly admit to being racist should play racist characters That would certainly make things interesting

Somebody already pointed this out, but if you want to make an adult-themed murder mystery/detective cartoon… You already have that Mike Tyson show, that proves that you can make something original and successful without having to appropriate a beloved IP meant to be enjoyed in a family setting.

Please do all the episodes. This was funnier than Velma itself.

You know why Fred is the only legit funny character in the show? Because you're supposed to be laughing at him, not with him. He's allowed to be wrong. The show wants you to like Velma, so every time she's made to look foolish it's because someone else is failing to understand how great she is, not because she's a sociopathic misandrist. I don't understand why this principle is so unfathomable to so many comedy writers. It's the same thing that separates the gentle chuckles of a show like F*R*I*E*N*D*S from the belly-laughs of It's Always Sunny

"They can't keep getting away with it! They CAN'T keep getting away with it!!" - Jesse Pinkman

Funny how everybody is looking for the murderer but everybody is not looking at Velma when she clearly fits the description

The only good thing about this is that it brought a bit of attention to mystery incorporated

BurstAngel'ls laugh gives me Fringy vibes and I love it.

This show is improved by commentary mainly because you can’t hear the dialogue and the commentary is invariably funnier. Also, ncala’s voice… My god it’s magnificent

I hate how unlikable they made Velma in this show; she's rude to everyone, racist, a selfish & inconsiderate friend, an unapologetic body-shamer, literally eats out of the garbage, and is just downright unpleasant

"It's an unfuckable force vs an unscrewable object" I am stealing the "Unfuckable force" I also had a better time laughing with the reaction than witnessing what happened in the show itself. I don't think all of you are ready for episode 5... They ruin something so sacred I never thought my heart would feel it beat half a second slower. It's bad, hope y'all are ready for it. But BurstAngel is easily one of the more fun hosts you've had join along side you. His laugh lifted my lungs.

"I'm a beautiful, strong, intelligent, black woman." -Scooby Doobius

Also it probably wasn't the show's intention but the only likeable character is Fred. He's relatable, somewhat funny and the only character I feel sympathetic for.

They also specifically aged them all down to 15 in this show. FIFTEEN!!

The sweetest thing is how this show has Tumblr defending the straight white male Fred as their precious boi and drawing fanart of the cast as white. TUMBLR.

you know, 'Be Cool, Scooby-Doo' doesn't look so bad anymore.

The FOUR production companies that made this trash all being to closely tied to Mindy Kaling (save WB Animation) makes a lot of sense why nobody is stopping her from doing this.

Episode 1: Made me want to snap my own neck Episode 2: Made me want to gouge my own eyes out This show is just a medium for Mindy to air her own grievances and low self esteem and not to mention her own fragile ego is on full display and her jokes are just as funny as taking nails to a chalkboard.

When the lampshade never comes off, the audience can't see shit.

#spitewashing is the perfect verb to describe the writing for this show.

I love having my favourite childhood cartoons destroyed and violated just because someone had issues while growing up and decided to pour them into a script...

"We killed an oompa loompa...I don't...I-I don't know what's...I...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" I laughed way too hard at that. 😆

“Indians with english last names” Tbf they could be anglo-indians - though anglo-indians don’t usually have actual indian first names like “Aman”.

Y'know what could be really fun? The Mystery Gang... but old. Has anyone gone that direction before?

I hate this flat Steven Universe art style that everyone is adopting

"I am looking at a picture of Scrappy-Doo tenderly and now going, 'Perhaps I did treat you too harsh[ly].'" 🤣😂

Batwoman: I’m the most annoying and offensive show ever made. Velma: hold my beer 🍺

"Why are you Indian with a white last name?" **LAUGHS IN TECH SCAMMER**

The hallucination animations look solid. It's a shame their talent was wasted on this show.

Fred was the only funny character in this shitshow. Can we have "douchy Fred" spinoff out of this mess, with him eventually growing into Fred as we know him? That would have been hilarious.

"velma just tried to commit murder we are just gonna ignore that" YES WE ALL SUPPOSED TO IGNORE THIS FACT

“He looks like a black muppet.” Best description I’ve heard for norvile

"Why are you Indian with a white last name"? That happens all the time, actually. India was colonized by the Brits...

I miss Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated so much. Now that was the bomb.

They're in high school...but people's legs are getting cut off, walking around with guns, and falling out of lockers with their head cut open. What the hell is going on?!?!?

I'm sorry that I can't finish watching this, it just makes me sad

Oh hell......may god help you guys Also Jack, don't mention the Hex Girls because they will ruin them!

@21:46 as a mulatto myself, the new shaggy just looks straight up black. It doesn't make sense. They even gave him two tone texture for his hands which is something mixed people don't usually have...

Why does Jack want the hex girls in this show??? He knows damn well that if they were included at least one of them will be overweight

This show hurts. It causes me physical pain. What else causes me physical pain is that people are actually trying to have some kind of political/social issue discussion around this show (most of it coming from a place of dislike, just to be clear), but it just doesn't deserve it - it didn't earn it at all. There are people out there who actually have insight to provide on these things, who are willing to put effort into presenting it well, and the team behind this abomination definitely aren't those kinds of people. Also, Velma and Daphne aren't together because the writers actually wanted to create good LGBT representation, they're being deliberately provocative, if not exploitative. This show is cynical and mean-spirited and seemingly meant as a downright insult to fans of Scooby-Doo, I'm not giving it any benefit of the doubt, and you won't convince me that anyone working on it meant it as something to genuinely start a conversation or be progressive, they're just being bitter in a really obnoxious way. Also, most of the animation is rather bland and ugly, and I would like that trend to die soon. Encourage effort, it's really not that hard.

This show is an IP parasite, the only reason that it got off the ground was because it attached itself to Scooby Doo's brand.

The shape of Norville's head looks like a glass of milkshake.

Poor jlongbone, you're going to end up with Az's rage, including the accent

Anyone who got the Hand of Evil reference can consider themselves a friend of mine.

It physically pains me to have it revealed that Glenn Howerton is doing the voice of Fred. What an utter waste of monumental comedy talent, holy shit. Also its weird to watch a show that is so openly anti-white. Like its literally just openly racist. Normally they mask it A LITTLE.

Ive seen more subtlety in Family Guy skits then this show.

Velma, and their “Rocket Power” ass ending cards. 😂😂🤣🤣

Wonderful The Thing reference, Lady Long of Bone.

Okay, posting this early into the video, but, it has been bugging me that Velma's mother's name is Diya, cause, I've never run into anyone with that name. So, I looked it up. On one hand, diya are lamps shaped like lotus flowers, on the other hand, Diya is an Indian horror about a little girl born to two parents who had their first child aborted, and now she's apparently systematically murdering every member of their families. So, I'm going to go out on a limb and say Velma's mom's the killer.

This all boils down to " White guys, amirite?" and "lesbian kiss, hot, j'yeah!"

Kaling probably pitched this self insertion therapy session full of hatred and insecurities to hbo with original characters but got turned down, so the solution was to sacrifice another beloved IP in the wokeism altar and piggyback her shit into the Scooby-Doo gang. So stunning and brave

Okay, but why is American Dad a more light hearted show??

I knew JLongbone would have some fun with this dungheap of a series, but being joined by her buddies bcala and thisisjcgreen9646 makes it even better and funnier! "Why does an Indian girl have a white last name?" YES! THANK YOU! The "Mandy vs. Velma" jokes early on had me not just howling with laughter, but even ironically enough unintentionally doing the Scooby- Doo laugh ("REE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!"). Mandy from the overpriced toilet paper known as "I Am Not Starfire" and Velma in this abominable show are indeed cut from the same rotted, toxic, insect- infested, feces- stained cloth. 5:55- 6:00 had me laughing so hard, too! Daphne was indeed the rich one in 'Scooby Doo,' not Fred. "Normally origin stories are about tall, handsome guys struggling with the burden of being handed even more power." Yeah, like Captain America! Oh, wait: He was a small- framed, frail, probably- poor asthmatic who was chosen to be a super- soldier due to the genuinely good, noble heart he had deep down and the fact that he was motivated by a purely selfless moral obligation to put his own life on the line in service of his country as he had seen so many others do. Never mind. Or, like Dr. Strange! Oh, wait: He was a highly- respected doctor who presumably worked and studied his butt off to gain his medical skills and reputation, only to lose all that AND every penny he had to his name in a car accident that mangled his hands, sought out mystical remedies as his last hope of regaining the use of his hands, and only gained magical abilities and became Sorcerer Supreme after AGAIN working and studying his butt off in order to properly earn that title. Never mind. Or, like Deadpool! Oh, wait: He was a mercenary with terminal cancer who joined the Weapon X program because it was his only hope of a cure, and it did give him a cure and a healing factor, but at the cost that it came about through a series of hellish, torturous experiments that hideously disfigured him and drove him almost completely insane. Never mind. Good observations on the "Lebron" part! Frank Welker must have had some SERIOUS money problems to agree to voice Fred's dad in this revolting series that completely disgraces his most well- known voice role. That, or maybe Mindy Kaling was able to blackmail him over something. Oh, and one more thing: If you want to see an adult take on 'Scooby Doo' that's actually GOOD, check out the live- action RU-vid fan series 'Mystery Incorporated.' It's like a cross between 'Scooby- Doo,' 'Riverdale,' and a dash of 'Supernatural,' and it was clearly made with intelligence, real effort, and a sincere desire to honor the franchise (There are LOADS of references to multiple different versions of the gang, as well as to other Hanna Barbera properties). They've only made one episode so far, but it is awesome, and episode 2 is I believe already in production. Check it out!

"Why aren't the Hex girls in this?" I don't want the Hex girls in this. I don't want any of the characters in this.

I feel numbing yet blinding rage even from watching the small snippets of the show through this reaction.

It's crazy how much more entertaining the commentary is compared to the actual show. Well done guys!

"Mindy Kaling herself!...... Oh two Mindy Kalings!"

If you wanna watch something that heals your favorite Scooby Doo, then I suggest mystery Incorporated, considered the best of Scooby Doo outside of the DIRECTVHS movies

The hate this show is getting is well-deserved. Taking an innocuous show like Scooby Doo and turning it into something like this is beyond the pale.

They really put Scooby’s laugh in a show that removes Scooby doo! 😂 And then they got frank too. ( what’s the point)

Yo, J. Making fun of LeBron's hairline was the best part of this video 😆😆😆😆

I love this show... It's memorable, it's dramatic, it's racist... things happen. *Literal perfection.*

7:15 How dare you remind me of ValiDate?! 🤣

Characters are 15, just in case anyone forgot.

I think they're attempting Rick and Morty comedy, but the thing is Rick and Morty comedy was never funny to begin with. It had meta jokes that got old after an episode or two and then everything beyond that was predictable. Now every "adult" show is copying the same format. Best adult cartoon imo was Drawn Together, but that comedy couldn't be replicated in this day and age.

You guys and Carl have the gift of turning the most unwatchable and annoying pieces of media into a comedic goldmine, that is true talent.

11:56 - 11:59 a great summation of Norville. That observation about Velma not doing one single smart thing in the first episode is spot on. Even in the second episode, Velma does nothing that warrants the observation that she's "smart". This show is a vanity project where the writing does all it can to make the main character, and executive producer, look good but fails due to their inability to develop a cohesive story and develop well balanced characters with attributes to attract them to the audience.

Was waiting for this for eternity, this is gonna be hilarious

I understand now Mindy is killing off her writing staff every time they accidentally write an actual joke.

Aww, fuck no. They dragged Frank Welker into this abortion.

"She has no brain!" Burst Angel: "Hey, look its one of the writers." Man woke up and chose violence.

this pure bile of a show makes the movie Bio Dome look like a masterpiece by comparison.

Kaling International, Inc. Oh, Mindy, that's adorable! You think you're going to get work internationally after this tripe.

bro, burstanagel and green got me rolling through the whole video with the combo of you, Jesus Christ. please do videos together more often, it's more entertaining then shit fest show! Also, aren't these characters like 15-17?

I like how Velma perfectly described Rey Palpatine in her first lines.

15:15 Mindy Kaling and the writers were so busy trying to match the ethnicity/sexuality of their characters to the Voice Actors, that they forgot to write a decent story, which would incorporate all those "traits" naturally and not be something so obvious to the viewer.

Damn that was fast a NOC stream and a vid drop in the same week killer, killer.

It's here. Oh God. Brace yaselves, it's gonna get messy, like Mindy's toilet bowl after some trash fries.

25:55 Yeah! Fred was always jockish and probably popular but I can't remember if he was consistently shown as rich or anything...

take a shot every time someone on the show says "White"

18:31 "I am looking at a picture of Scrappy-Doo tenderly now and going 'perhaps I DID treat you too harshly.'" In light of Velma's Season 2 finale, this aged spectacularly.