Elon Musk's Sister Made THIS MOVIE 

Love ya j

More of these reactions please.

I hope one day you are actually well off. You deserve it.

the boy on top of gitl accidents in anime are much better lol

Here's a review from another source - readysteadycut.com/2019/10/02/pandora-season-1-episode-12-recap-cw/ - he's not impressed, lol.

Jay Exci No worries, you gave the world The Protector and we gave the world Jimmy Kimmel so I’d say us Americans are still in the hole.

Yeah, I'm not apologising. We have a right to make crap like any other country.

@@jamstonjulian6947 Honestly, you're right XD. American movies can be just as bad if not worse than this. I mean, have you SEEN the Kissing Booth?!

@@thefaithful4337 no, but Cynical Reviews' review was enough for me to get your point, like goddamn!

I’d like to apologise on the European behalf too....

(#_#)

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Bridget Little gave you your thousandth like :D

@@randompersononthisearth7812 nobody asked you a GODDAMN THING

This movie looks way too awkward to have a director on crack.

Nice!!😉

The entire staff had morning meetings around a small mirror and a large bag of white powder.

He protecc, heh attacc, the director/editor took a lotta Prozacc

The acting and sex scenes are wacc

Caleb Johnson where is this mans oscar

This movie is terrible, but to be fair, he actually said he was shot in combat. I thought it was a weird line too and had to turn my headphones on full blast to be able to hear the rest.

This is on the level of "People die when they are killed".

To be fair, maybe she was expecting a story about it.

"How'd you get your knife wound?" "I was shot" "..... with a knife?" "With a shovel."

Batwoman’s Brother - what a great spin-off for CW ...

Actually maybe he would make a decent Batman....or azreal

Shit, now I just want a spin-off where this guy goes to Gotham and discovers he’s the cousin of Bruce Wayne

I'M A WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

@@TheNervousAnna Wasn't Azrael changed to a black guy though?

That’s some pitch black Edgar Wright comedy right there!

"Your see this bullet wound?" -Malik Yoba

Press X to Doubt

Are you sure about that???? I dunno. Seems farfetched...

Me: Pikachu face

*Iraqi insurgent

@@beardedbjorn5520 I'm quoting her, therefore it's not wrong. Shh

@@anichka101 you're quoting wrong.

@@beardedbjorn5520 I'm not changing it regardless lol

@@anichka101 that's your prerogative.

Actually.. Imma have to agree with you.. Jesus. At least Belle and Edward had.. Some.. type.. of chemistry.

@Yuu Kajuji I mean, 50 Shades is also worse than Twilight.

Finally, someone who admits their is worse shit Its not much but its a start, ^w^

Boco No Pico is def not a better love story than Twilight Note: I’ve not seen that!

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin it was a love story?! Lemme rewatch-

Underrated comment

*It was meant to be*

It's like Phineas facing forward and Isabella's flat head all over again.

TRUE!

I agree

Indeed!!!

This is why I watch this, Heel vs Babyface and Thorias Unlimited all for each ep of Batwoman. They all have their insights and brings of quality among each other to the feast.

She is so funny! ! !

Excuse me I have to vomit

Ismael that rhymes

I swear this is a dialogue straight out of a fanfic

Cue Justin Bieber Yummy

At least Fanfiction writers do less disgusting dialogue than this movie

That’s somehow incredibly accurate 😂

wtf now that Ive read that i can never unsee xD

You owe me a new keyboard... and clean my monitor!😂😂😂

and the cats also constipated

Best comment I've read in 2020

Pipa Little my wattpad novels from my teenage years at least had them know eachother for a year or two before proposing.

Kill meeeeeee

Lauren Goff Hello 😊🌸🌸

Cue Justin Bieber Yummy

@@davisjames8484 gladly I'll need a house adress $500 (PayPal or Western Union) A will And somewhere to hide the body

If anything, I feel like that must've been his improvised two cents of his character, because she looked like she had no idea how to take that ... until she did a few minutes later.

No, Andy Biersack does

Soooo...Just Ruby Rose then?

So, just Ruby Rose then.

👌🏾😂🤣

Yes I'm curious about it

Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner are both amazing in that movie.

The soundtrack slays

I immediately thought of the clip FROM The Bodyguard J always uses, the guy going "NOooooooo"

That's an extremely low bar

"One day, I'm gonna fuck you on this ancient tree trunk." - The Protector (2019) from PassionFlix

@@michaelstrong5383 Honestly those little love notes he left her are far creepier than anything the eventual kidnappers sent.

“Protect my White House with your Pentagon.” -The Protector, the American remake, 2020

@LuckyHorseshoe 4 Oh come on, you couldn't have used the Washington Monument for the latter?

@@guaceldono7231 protect your Hoover Dam with my Grand Canyon... XD

Dr B He looks like a veteran of a gay strip club

@@guaceldono7231 😂

@@guaceldono7231 Don't compare them, at least those people are moderately attractive.

Exactly as I read this comment I looked up at 30:02 and it was perfect

Same pursed lips acting style

SOME?

That’s how I always make them! MILK WATER is for burgers XD

@UCWWaD27Cb2lMlbjGOxhPZYA fuck you mean water is for burgers-?

@@artisti.o3744 instead of oil/butter. Just the bottom of the pan I’m not making Burger Soup! XD

Correct LOL

I vote on the British black haired woman

I hate it when that happens 😒

“Can you still walk, sweetie?” MOM! XD

Bitch ruuuuuuuun

@Imaru Lewis Exactly!

The dude basically is a Wattpad boyfriend

Hollywood has very toxic ideas of what's romantic and appealing to women.

Lol! I'm a married woman. The reason this type of material is appealing to women is because it's unrealistic, and fast paced. Every woman has an idea of her ideal man, which doesn't exist because, _except for my husband because he's built and acts just like the Prince of all Saiyans_ , we all like assertive men, and the time table in a story is because well, life takes time, and stories and film adaptations can't take too much of it. It's best not to assume that fantasies are the end goal. Besides, the only greatest enemy to women, are the ones that stare back at them.

If it makes you feel better, I went into a men's bathroom a few years ago and only realised when I was LEAVING the stall and saw a guy at a urinal.

Honestly I wouldn’t even notice. I’m just that oblivious.

Lmao! I know women who actually scream at dudes who walk into women's restrooms. They exist.

@@miffedcuttlefish6139 I am unfortunately one of them

Can you blame her?! XD

@@Ramsey276one Not. At. All. 😂

Or throwing up🤣

@Qwerty Bastard In Skyfall, Bond showed ten times the charisma and tenacity as this guy does in a single minute. And Bond was also pretty shaken up and injured, to boot! This guy feels like he was written by someone with little understanding of how a strong male protagonist would believably act.

LOVE THIS XD

These are the questions that science needs to explain

How many people proudly call themselves googleheads?

Wtf is a googlehead?

@@johnLennon255 a person with Steampunk googles. Duh!!! XD

Wait, whut?

True

Yessssss

Didn't the 2007(?) remake fail spectacularly? WHY would anyone be stupid enough to repeat that mistake? (in JLongbone voice) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

DRAMATICCC.... PAUSE!!!!!

Oh god a bad fanfic of bad fanfic

I use the bad fanfic to destroy the bad fanfic

Fight fire with fire

Caleb Johnson and to us without!

It's not that he's ugly, it's that he has an average face that is rather unfriendly looking. He's not particularly pretty enough to have a mean face 24/7

Awww don’t do ao3 like that😭 for wattpad definitely though lol

Truth

Best martial artist on Earth. Jaa is amazing!!!

Muay Thai master right next to Sagat

And then they fucked that up by making a sequel.

@Christopher Das As a matter of fact, Jackie has a cameo in The Protector fairly early on. And yes, the sequel wasn't that great. One id Jaa's other awesome flicks, Ong Bak, had the same problem.

I paused it just to laught at that just now!!!! 😂

Or those discount cheap knockoff novels at Walmart

That's the truth

It is cheese in movie form.

I don't get it

He was also Mr. Collins in the Colin Firth version of Pride and Prejudice.

THAT’S where I recognise him from!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! 😂

That’s going too far.

Hang them

James Davis by their sensitive parts💯😂

Dark is meant to be the broody personality, not physically dark. I wouldn't call Idris Elba tall dark and handsome because his personality doesn't match dark