Granny Simulator 

Bob can make just about anything hilarious

Victor Conway honestly tho

Guys the biggest shot that we can take is show that we can care about our families. Make video showing that you care about your families.

I refuse to mess up this number

Lol

YEAS😂😂😂😂😂😂

I sadly agree, and this is coming from me: someone's great grandmother told me a version of the "ugly Barnacle" story; which was darker some how when she told it.

mark is the minari grandma

mark: grandma why won't you love me? wade: well that would imply i have a heart. and i just don't.

@@AngelicHalfblood I know this is an old comment, but im legit curious

Grandmaplier

*"SO EVEN STEVENS"*

69 funny

Omg, I read this at the moment it happened. Lmao

It even kind of sounded like there was a Doppler effect as he flew away. 😂

That's probably what happens every time Mark has Lixian edit something

It’s LixiaM.

@@subi.hwang. congrats, you made lixian cry

@@plushiehamsterr4258 Awh, SORRY LIXIAM

More than usual?

SO STOP EATING CEREAL!!

BUT THE CEREAL IS GOOD

You should know better, if you eat while watching a Mark video, you will choke on it out of laughter

lmao

@@scottieperrine no

Grannyplier

lol

Baby Wade: Okaaaaaaayyy!!!

Grannyplier is Savage

I had a heart attack trying to read this

HILARIOUS

bob's granny= patrck's granny mark's granny= wade's (usual) granny wade's (current) granny= jp's granny

420th like

Nice pfp, friend. Dirk is a fun character

With a twist each! Bob - Hides sex toys Mark - Smokes weed Wade - Holds a deep, unexplainable hatred for her grandchildren

ooohhh god I've been staaaaaabed

Hollow

Well…granny’s been impaled.

i also love “don’t point at me” just the way he says it makes me wheeze

Oh wow, thanks for the info

It was wade who killed mark with a kunai

@@the40kboyz11 bob hit him with a Kunai then wade killed him with a Kunai

I think the proper name was Grannyplier

@@toxicloafy7914 they all unlocked it though

Steeeeven Universe

Steven universe is le best

*xD*

It’s a fucking joke

F r a i l

Yeah-yeet! XD

“Your my least favorite grandson, YEET.”

Granny: *its time to cross the threshold, kid* *kicks child*

*walk: 10* *Fetus launch: 100*

Yeetas to the Featas

12:15 Yes! Gotta love when Grandma Mark pepper sprays Wade, and that grand "turd" screams: "AaaaaaaaaH No! My Eyes!!!!! Grannny!!!!!! Their still Developing!!!!!!!!!!" So beautiful and yet I sadly a bit of my dad's family/ dad's mother if we (me, my sister or any of my many cousins, and their kids) had acted like little devil turds from heaven to her and/or pushed her to the point of pepper spray spraying us, the only problem with this theory/assumption (since no one in my family had pissed her off to that point and if they did I have never heard about it from my dad or relatives) is that she might use something a bit worse and cheaper, like bug spray to the face Lol 😅 Oh man.... I love my dearly departed grandma, and was struggling to graduated college when she died, I had to make a very tough call: go to her funeral, or take the final exam that could make or break my chances of graduating/finishing college. I decided to stay and take that exam because I knew she would want me to graduate or continue with my education. And that same week I took that exam, and I passed. I graduated college, in December 2016. I hope I made her proud and I hope she would laugh at this commit instead of curse me. Sorry Grandma, love you

nah fr tho-

ah yes, *peper spray*

@@AngelicHalfblood RIP your grandma. She sounded like a wonderful woman and I’m sure she’s smiling down on you in heaven.

But who has the weed plant?

@@roach951 Mark

"Don't go in the basement that's where Granny keeps her dildos!"

Tru tho

" It's about to get FREAKY "

Peace was never an option.

More like other way around

2:07 that's wade saying it

The visual image of a “leg cannon” is unsettling and cool at the same time

Leg cannon

@@masterofadapting *_"SHOTGUN KNEES"_*

@@Mothbean *”S N I P E R H I P S”*

@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash

@@JODRecaps shut up already

@@JODRecaps *s t o p a d v e r t i s i n g t r a s h y o u s e n t i e n t g a r b a g e c a n*

Wait what does lace mean

With what? Weed or poison?

some questions are better left unanswered lol

She must be a kidnapper and thats why her ‘grandsons’ are trying to kill her, she kidnaps kids and kills them and gets a new batch when they try and kill her

with tiny coffins ... 😂

@@perrrjackson2255 this is not that deep 😂 It was only the Halloween decoration

@@octo1129 thanks for ruining the comment

14:26

That mean, for the type of grandma Wade is she sold her soul to the devil giving him her heart in exchange for a leg cannon.

Pepsi supremacy

"I KNOW WHERE MY *PILLS ARE* "

STOP LIKING THIS HE IS JUST WRITING DOWN WHAT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO THIS DOESNT DESERVE LIKES

@@cndvdxyhjblbilg Welcome to the comment section

eat it How about you dislike it and move along?

i literally died at this part

I totes agree! I hope they play this game again, but this time Jack gets invited!

I was made for pennywise

Donielle Love lol

@@a_fan_of_matildas YESSSSSSSSSS that would hilarious.

Donielle Love absolutely! He’s so funny

69 likes _nice_

*same*

I still find that hilarious 😂

Go enjoy the sun *launches baby into upper stratosphere*

same lol

*9:24

The chat*

its a smash bros meme i think

Does That mean Granny snapped? Oh man! What if those pills are meant to surpass her power kicks! (But by the way Grandma Bob acted, I'm afraid to say those pills have a lot very strange "side effects") *looks at pill bottle and sees the microscopic print* Me reading off the label: "Warning: this medication may cause very extreme mood swings, kinky desires , more dementia then the average elderly patient, and in very rare cases extreme psychosis and hostility" *looks at the files of the Grandmothers* Me: "yeah.... I can see that. No wonder these three grannies all had twin Grandsons, who killed them. Dam. Those poor brats, they sadly saved us and made us all realize... This is why Retirement homes were MaDE!!!!!!!!!!"

HIYA!

​@@chemssss2790i knew should've gotten the turbo......

Sooooo true.

Yesss i agree🤣

I 100% agree XD

so true correct

No we can't

I'm still wonder what song he play after that too lmao

I was laughing to death the whole video

ok

Or:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

My grandmother tho

That moment with Bob is literally my favorite part of the whole video. 😂

@@etps4444 Same lol

Wade was funnier

And ninja grandson

I just wanna make fanart of Bob, Wade, and Mark being grannies because I just laugh so hard whenever I watch this video 😂

yeah jesus sure punted his grand kids through the fucking ether

UniqueName what bible are you reading that doesn't have that?

Bob kicked DA CHILD (don’t touch the child) all the way into the nether.

The wrong one appeartenty

@@screm1471 Pretty sure that's in the Apocrypha

Mhm yeet a word that's totally still funny mhmmm

@@internetuser4210 Millennials for ya. Funny meme word haha laugh

ok zoomer

awmehgoddd ok moomer

@@engrishpls5040 ok memer

Possibly the best kick in the entire video

*Critical Hit!*

It's pronounced *_C L A N G_*

That had me cackling 😂 I rewatched it so many times

@@electricanimations6183 Only the one shortly after 16:01 is funnier ^^

Granny is my everything

@Ellsee Ruby It was the Soviet Union. It was threats about nuclear warfare but never happened, which can be the taser (even though he stunned Mark), and the Space Race also took place, which can be related to Wade launching Mark. So Mark was launched first before Bob. 😂

Vilandra I hope anti matter bombs someday replace nukes, there is no radiation afterwards, but still it would be expensive since it’s so hard to obtain. But still they would not be good

@@wyatt-mv6pd I just wish there would be no weapons of mass destruction at all but that'll never happen lmao

The good old days

@@christopherpauline4176 grandfather?

what moment it was???

@@justanotherspookyskeleton 9:21

@@ScopeGuardPony thanks

reminds me of in pokémon when team rocket gets punted into the atmosphere

That was the funniest part

Holy shit, I just got to this part as I was reading this comment

Those moves are fire though.

10:03

@@DraconicDuelist Those moves were *LIT* dude.

TillyC06 Who’s Your Granny

The prequel to Granny

Who’s you’re mommy

I think it’s made by the same people The house looks familiar

Now you have 777 likes good luck

Family bonding ❤

The beauty of grandchildren will really *kill ya!*

@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash

@JODishere get out of all the comment sections

I am not a fan of fortnite

@Justifier okay boomer

Pacifist Lite

It's just wade, he doesn't count lol

using a taser is pacifist

Not to mention tased him twice for no reason, while casually humming

Well he didn't die so it's okay

Jack*

@@cindervee478 No OnE cArEs

Perhaps

James Nowell seán*

James Nowell, Seán*

A knife in the face would make me contemplate death

Megan Anderson very true XD

Actually it was a Kunai

the three granny horsewomen lmao just sean left and it's complete

@@flaming.river. You might wanna research the meaning of "doting" plus rewatch Markiplier attitude Edit: Why did you delete your comment, btw?

More like mark is the stupid grandma. Wade is the bully grandma And i don't know about Bob lol

Bob: I’ve got a present for you! It’s my aAAaaAsSs Markimoo: I’m playing pacifist! Wade: *I hate all of you.*

I think you mixed up Wade and Bob lol

Eraserhead!

Hinata Shouyou S h u t

s t o p

I love the profile picture :3

Dayum sensei

im ded inside

Spartan kick

2:14 is better 😂

@Alyssa Way no thanks, I'm gay

@@izzybizzy__ they are all fantastic 😂😂😂

Also Also Mark:*Was the first to attack granny while she was trying to pick up some eggs with a bottle to the face.

It makes so much sense now.

Plot twist she turned into a ghost that’s why granny is whiter then a marshmallow

DrewTheLovable you dare exceed my comments likes

But why is she alive

@@randomfactswoman that fax

Underrated

LINDSAY ZHOU its cause he meant moonshine

Kick the baby. Augh!

@Hayden Harpe no, I don't think so

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash

@@JODRecaps please don't be alive anymore - Albino's video

It looks like a frag grenade. They usually have a fuse you have to cook. But it acts like an impact grenade.

Yeah😂

4:05

😂

When I was a teenager, my weed connect was an old lady that we called Boozin Susan.

8:16 SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY! 😎

Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts weed is amazing lmao

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts lol weed is amazing

Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts uh alcohol is not better. in fact it’s worse health wise. way worse. and it’s only 10 a g. if you can’t afford that and there is better ways to spend lmaooo that’s sad. it’s 10 a damn g and that’s too much and not worth it? 😂😂

I died then XD

Granny can really launch that little infant lol

Also: “Take that, small child!”

LMAO I LOVED THAT

I mean he technically still is since he's not killing them

@@craniac3245 im torturing ppl not killing them im pacifist though Right?

More like Laser gun

He tazed wade, that's fine for a pacifist lol

markiplier an I are ferns!!!!

@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash

Ianaz, I feel ashamed to have laughed at that.

@@wawawiwa___ Okay,calm down there Satan

JODisHere I’m a little concerned for your well being XD

she already has weed

grandma accidentally gave me the wrong brownies now i’m tripping balls

It’s the grandma from the one random horror reaction “grandma if you could stop pranking me”

@@peemaster-uu9qo do you watch Emkay?

@@Slasher_RU-vid perhaps what gave it away lmao

11:48 Bob- Hi. Mark- Hi, oh hello, wayyy. 😂🤣😂🤣

"You're not my favorite grandson anymore"

@@XxIronAvengerxX That was also funny xd

"OKAaaayyy..."

Claudio Luiz your a bad grandma

@@byronjuarez1439 E V E N S T E V E N S

It's just the dementia it's okay

I think he was trying to kick him through the wall.

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@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash

@@JODRecaps why u doing this

@@JODRecaps if fortnite didn't exist some very smart kids that were supposed to be smart would invent interstellar travels.Until youuuuuuuu planted tumors inside their 9 yr old minds

@@JODRecaps Ahh! Why would you do this?

mark wasnt angry! he was oblivious granny

Cupckae Drop “When do we want it?” “WHENEVER IS MOST CONVENIENT”

Cupckae Drop yea

This is sad. And cringe.

@@stolenmemes7389 i guess it is. >.

@@peacemaker4010 i hate you delete this

I love the original

Not anymore. The child broke it with his head

I thought he said punting

Idfk what he said punching, punting , hunting , all the same anyways -_-

「 V̳i̳b̳e̳s̳ 」 OOO my god

I would be 9:20 or 5:10

Or even 3:50

3:28 or 9:20 for me.

I fucking cried at the last 2

5:10