Guilty Gear Xrd: Faust Instant Kill (All Outcomes) 

Picking the eyes for a mii really do be like this

I think my favorite part is that the game considers this to be a level of “unable to battle” on par with getting your ass in the ocean and your head in the mountains

Venom: "my....dignity!" Announcer: "Destroyed!"

"PUT IT BACK! Ky already fills this niche!"

3:08 Bedman is such a redditor I love him

6:50 No one comments on the fact that Faust just slapped eyes onto his blindfold.

I can’t believe that Faust would just let his patient keep a pipe in his mouth during an operation. But, he has a medical license, he gets a pass 5:45

No one can fill characters with pain, terror and dread as well as Faust can.

"Put it back! Ky already fills this niche!" Lmao someone finally said it!!😂😂😂

The fact the heavy metal immediately resumes like nothing happened kills me

2:47 it feels weird seeing just the man, with no bed

That's what I love about games like guilty gear and darkstalkers, they aren't afraid to screw with their characters as much as possible!

1:26 dont ever buy no weed from the gas station

7:00 i feel like all he does for Zato is draw on his blindfold

6:25 : my dignity! DESTROYED!

I love how they don't even try to fight back after it's over.

"H-have i became an...anime?" this ones kill me!! XD

bedman sure talks a lot

The reactions before the surgeries are just priceless. XD

7:29 and of course, Potemkin's the only one that face looks good on

2:16 And just like that, Sin never wanted to go to the doctor again. :)

Perhaps the best compilation possible of Faust remake instant kills. Some of them are missing the dot eyes finish.

7:40 - Potemkin's "Perhaps a lifestyle change is in order..." cracked me up

Love Bedman's long-winded lines.

8 years ago, this was the video that got me into Guilty Gear and made me a Faust main. Bless you, uploader.

I was totally expecting Faust to do stuff to Potemkin's helmet.

2:45 so I’m the only one who noticed bedman is not scared, or how verbose he talks during this instant kill

Are we going to talk about how faust *fixed* a hole in a ***paper bag***

66.6 degrees? Bedman... Isn't that too much?

Some people im sure: "this is a nice detail but no one's really gonna buy our game because of this" Me:...

LOL! Omg, this is too much! Especially, when he gives them the eyebrow version, it looks like they're seriously constipated

"This is what stress does to you!" XP!

If there's ever a Guilty Gear x Blazblue game, Faust's Instant Kill on Ragna has to make him look like his wanted poster.

Slayer isn't scared, he's just a bit worried

Well... Who hasn't once made an eye replacement operation with random cuts while listening to Ode of Joy?

3:33 la carita de may XD

god i loved that bed twink at 3:07

south korea's favourite instant kill :)))

God I love bedman so much xD

Bedman actually looks kinda cute with the Bishie look.

I wished faust just marker or sharpies the paper bag when done to himself

i like how may loves the anime one but it's still an instant kill

Faust knows all outcomes.

Trauma Center speedrunning

Faust be the type of guy to upgrade my body but is upset that i have to pay 1 dollar

They were all neutered...

EDIT: Nevermind my question below; the third thing he said was, "The Forbidden Art of the Knife!" I bet the nice thing about dubbing Faust was that they didn't have to worry about matching mouth flaps. XD Also, I caught only two of the three things he can say before surgery begins: "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please!" and "Let the operation begin!" What was the third one? Something about bleeding hearts?

hearing bedman refuse to shut the fuck up again makes me so glad hes never gonna be in strive

That "so?" And that *snap* too!

Paper bag surgery.

Is that Ode Joy

So freaking hilarious!!!!

"Im not a kid"

so thats how you pronouce kawaii

So funny... Can't stop laughing... Need oxygen.

1:25 Wat. D:

He became anime😱😱😱😱😱

0:04 poker face

"DOT... DOT... DOT...!!"

Somethin i think is funny is that there seems to be a "masculine" cute and a "feminine" cute, in the way that most girls get the dot eyes while most boys get the pacman eyes. The exceptions being Faust himself and Axl getting the dot eyes and Millia and Ino getting the pacman eyes. And also that the coloured highlight matches the characters eye colour, and Faust's is a tan implying that would be his eye colour (not entirely true tho, Zato i think was confirmed to have blue eyes, but that wasn't the case here, lol)

zato

Faust kills Faust! Faust is killing himself! 4:36

will the girls like it?

So all he does is pull a yoshikage Kira without Cinderella

"So...?"

Ram: oh 😐

Will the girls like it? *DESTROYED* I'll take that as a 'no'

Where instant kill for Johnny, Jack o , Baiken, and Dizzy?

No anesthesia...😭

What's the classic music in this video?

Wouldn’t Faust just kill Zato?

lazy debtors your attention please

Are we just going to ignore the fact that not only did he performed plastic surgery on himself but he also did it on a paper bag?

Any particular reason why you made it so we can barely see the subtitles?

5:10

Originally i thought faust insta kill would have been where he fulls on kcuts them inot peices and leave their skeleyon undameged and take there skeleton.

mfw 4:21

Donald Duck "Hey, what's the big idea, Faust?" "I'm a girl?! *SQUAAAAAAAAAAWK*!" "You must want me losing my temper over this face."

japanese pls

They were all neutered...

They were all neutered...