Guy Partied With A Fatal Wound For 4 Days 

Dude, you're one of my favorite comedians in the world. You need your own news/current events show.

Your great brother I dunno how you keep coming up with material allways make me laugh thank you so much

Hi Friend 👋🏽

Yo what is your closing theme music, man I need to bump that for more than 8 seconds so bad!

Good job out there Josh, you’re always making the most thought provoking jokes about life and perspective.

Now that’s some relatable comedy right there

It’s the respectful thing to do.

That shit was so funny I actually had to pause the video.

His Grandma didn't raise no fool!!!!!!

Older folks….ahhh he was raised right, such a sweet boy 🥰😊

I agree.

Yes I was walking to my kitchen listening and had to just pause for a few seconds lolll

Sometimes a comedian can say something so poignant the only thing to say is "Bars". This young man is the peak of observational comedy and he has Richard Pryor/George Carlin level potential if he keeps going strong. I expect great things from Josh in his comedy future. He has that old soul feel to him.

I was practically screaming MORTAL COIL?! 🤣

This is a man who reads. His vocabulary shows it. "Mortal coil" 🤓 he's a funny nerd and I love it 😂

Esp. since ‘tism makes your resting face something like 🤨😕🫤😛😠 in a lot of cases. People do look a little confused when they catch me watching them. Like they don’t just glance away from me, they usually double-take and look like they’re trying to figure out what it is I want.

I'm always doing the head bobbing 😅😂😂😂

😂😂😂😅😅😅

As long as you're not swimming naked in the Cabela's or Bass Pro Shop we're good 😂

Dude as a tall white skinny cryptid that dissociates, that vibe is also hilarious to me ngl

He just gets out there and experiences life in some pretty funny places I bet. It so reminds me of all sorts of weird shlt I've seen. Like once in a park in the Oakland hills (this was in the 80's when stoners just hung out in parks), I saw a guy who was definitely on that same drug. It started out with him trying chop down a 100 year old redwood tree with his foot and then his fists, and then when that didn't work, he charged the tree from about 12 feet away and head butted it. Then he got into a fight with my friends brother, witch as indestructible as he seemed, was still a big mistake.. Later after he was essentially embarrassed out of the park, the police found him hiding in the bushes on the other side of the freeway for some reason, and the paramedics put him in a straight-jacket, and strapped him down tight to a gurney, and as the paramedics wheeled him by us, he lifted his head up, and with a massive and honestly very friendly at that point (guess he was enjoying the ride) and massive grin, he yells out,, _"Hey! It was really fun partying with you people! Let's do it again, okay?"_ And that's the short version. lols

Facts!!!

Because he's actually funny and can write actual punchlines instead of complaining about bullshit cancel culture.

I totally agree. We all have these experiences but Josh can always see the humor and has amazing delivery. He makes it look so easy but you know he is a crazy smart dude making all laugh at his view point. I just love his entertainment.

It's scary

SO GOOD

🎉

Evidently, he didn't have anything up there to hit!! They don't call folks 'pea brain' for no reason 😂

Duuuude. This is a true story??? Omg. Respect.

Gun violence is raging here in Albuquerque. The government needs to house the homeless and provide medical care. Violence will decrease immediately. And background checks and mental health support. I'm far left but not against gun rights

@@mattjohn4731 Bro, basically only Americans can understand how you guys have to live with guns. In our countries, 9/10 shootings are organised crime or the police. We never think about weapons in our daily lives. I mean, I own rifles & people can have firearms, but it's just like one of the hundreds of hobbies people have.

I've seen Brazilians happily boasting about how they sustained pretty bad damage, got on the hospital wagon, and back out and dance. I believe you.

😂😂😂

That's the line that made me spit out coffee in public.

I woke my family up because I was watching this while they were in bed.

This is the part that did me in fr!

No, my son…the native tongue of EVERY land 😂

reject modernity. embrace drugs... they have always been here

Well, one of those two was rolling their face off, and the other was running on sugar and caffeine. Clearly we know which the cops should be doing if we want to improve their threat responses. 😛

Cop-itis

I had to look up the story about that man being shot... no one heard any gunfire and he said it felt like he'd been hit by a rock and it stopped bleeding quickly. I think perhaps he's the victim of one of those bizarre rare cases where someone shot a bullet into the air and it landed in his head. It wasn't a deep wound and took 4 full days to show symptoms. On the other story? Cops shouldn't panic, not about anything. The fight or flight response in a cop should be very supressed so that things like that don't happen. Did they also arrest all the squirrels withing a 2 mile radius?

Maybe it's just because I've seen Vegas cops do a podcast with a wall of blue lives themed liquor behind em but I somehow think "mandatory party legislation (for heroes™)" would go over super well

America 💪🏾

My favorite too

Pebbles for everybody killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂.

“Ya all should just kiss.”

The "you could punch us" genuinely caught me off guard, that was a great line

"I don't know when he got naked"

Took me right on out!! 😂😂😂

Right - I laughed so hard I cried

Spat out my drink. What am I even drinking while watching this. I should know better.

Sameeeee 😂😂😂

I was lucky enough to see him live last week, and had to physically cover my mouth several times so as not to spit my drink out on the people in front of me.

​@@jc3mAah, lucky you. I'm so jealous - in a good way! I'm seriously hoping that he comes to our Melbourne International Comedy Festival here in Australia. I'd love to see him live. Thrilled you had a great time.

Yeah. Dr pepper just went out my nose. Ouch

@@jc3mI saw him recently too, the next day my sides were sore and then I realized that I might have been laughing a bit too hard.

@@quietnerdything oh my gosh yes! My face started to hurt about halfway through. The openers were also great.

Josh is a vet. He's got the respect of a lot of the old heads.

His bits on the Daily Show have been pretty great.

Eu tô aqui pela plateia hahahah

It did! He was from Minas and after being shot, he spent the next 3 days enjoying the rest of his beach vacation in Rio, then DROVE 300KM BACK TO MINAS, then DROVE BACK AND FORTH TO RIO AGAIN FOR WORK, and only then, when his arm started acting weird, he went to the hospital where they jumped on him like nobody's business and put him in the CTI. After two hours of surgery, they removed the bullet and he's now recovering at home. It seems there'll be no long term damage, which is nothing short of miraculous.

That's insane. Dude has Dev codes 😂​@@DodaGarcia

@@DodaGarcia the man was touched by God and a bullet 🤣

Com to cape verde 🇨🇻 and you’ll have a whole new type of fun. Like never before in your life.

That was an amazing bit!

"Got fired from a gang!" Too! 😅😂

“Are those Klan ribs!?!?!”

Same!😁

That was how I discovered Josh too. One of the best comedy anecdotes I've ever heard. He's a funny and very clever young man. 😂

And then U say: imma leave now 👀😂😂😂

Same! He is not only hilarious, but charasmatic too.

no you didn’t

​@@InappropriateShorts how you gon' tell them?

​@@InappropriateShortsshit I didn't know you were the god of the concept of an ER

@@Treesonous type it on the screen and hit “enter”

Yea this was his best set I've seen in a while.

He was a very different personality afterwards though.

​@@Banquet42I've heard that it caused him to be a lot more impulsive and irritable, just like a teenager! It went through the part of his brain that develops during adolescence (can't recall offhand if it's the frontal lobe or something else), and he basically became a case study for how the brain develops during adolescence.

​@Banquet42 He was suffering immensely. That changes anyone's personality. It's now thought he was young enough to recover fairly well, especially since he went on to do some complex jobs in the following years.

Y'all hear about that rooster in the early 1900's that got beheaded and survived? The head was completely gone but the brain stem wasn't severed, so this poor chicken was just walking around like that. The owners said he would try to crow and perch. They took him on a tour around the country for like a year until he finally died.

@@InAHollowTree I heard about that, they had to feed it with liquids using a peppet/dropper I think?

Such an underrated line😂😂

Your story reminds me of Trevor Noah talking about when his mom got shot in the head

Wow. That's crazy.

Had to repeat that part, was so good 😂

he blew up ages ago but i get it, he has way more coming

He's been on The Daily Show for like forever

Has he been on the daily show? I was thinking about how he totally should be after that bit.

​@@zacox since '17, before that he used to tour with Trevor Noah back in the day.

He's been a Daily show writer since 2017 (864 episodes). He's also written for Jimmy Fallon (51 episodes). I think he just became a "corespondent" but I've seen him on the show multiple times in skits or something.

😂 me too

Someone's toe got stepped on?😅

@@jonnyhall2887 didn't know toes grew there🤣😭

😂😂 "Don't judge me, I'm just doing my thing" 😂😂

Exactly who I was thinking of 😂

Same instead I was about to rage while slipping into a PTSD episode and dude really snapped me out of it.

New Years as well. That's why I hate when people shoot guns on new years... yes, I'm talking about the US south, and no, not just in the country

@@bananascoaster1243 my comment ment the US too, but clarifactoin is always welcome.

Se não me engano era uma festa e os tiros assustaram a galera, dai na confusão ele não percebeu que o ferimento era um tiro.. o que mais me impressiona é a “sorte” de não ter sido pior

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