Guz Khan & The Sh*tting Audience Member - Live at the Apollo | Jokes On Us

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Check out more hilarious Live at the Apollo moments here - / @liveattheapollo
Taken from Live at the Apollo - Series 15, Episode 3
Original Broadcast Date: Tuesday 19th November 2019
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@Khandiee 5 месяцев назад

I was not ready for the “shut up Linda” 😂😂😂 And the baby jokes had me dying.

@Jesus_SOG_ 3 месяца назад

Sahih Bukhari 9:87:161 "I have heard the Apostle say: 'Whoever wants to see Satan should look at Nabtal.' He was a sturdy black man with long flowing hair, Ishaq:243 Sahih hadiths confirm Muhammad owned black slaves and even called Ethiopians aka Blacks raisin heads. In Mishkat al-Masabih 119 book 1 hadith 112 it says that Allah struck Adam's right and left shoulder and brought forth his white and black children and He told whites to enter heaven and blacks to enter hell.

@knightoflight8373 19 дней назад

@@Jesus_SOG_ What your purpose put these fake and weak Hadith on this channel? Why you not asking about this Hadith at Dawah channel, or Islamic channel etc.? What you doing right now, it is like you wearing Halloween costume on Christmas day.

@knightoflight8373 19 дней назад

Me too. 😂😂

@portner85 5 месяцев назад

he has the chris tucker eyes lols

@malkavianloner8808 5 месяцев назад

hes way prettier than tucker...cept in fifth element... but his eyes are much prettier than tuckers. no homo, some homo, whatever ... if i had to stare into eyes and had a choice between the two to get lost in, this guys gonna be in a staring contest over chris

@sheikhu1039 5 месяцев назад

He does 😂

@nicholasgood470 5 месяцев назад

Haha true

@Alpha24187 5 месяцев назад

😂

@Thawhid 5 месяцев назад

@@malkavianloner8808yea too late to say no homo to that 😺

@omegaXjammur 5 месяцев назад

This man has crazy talent, I laughed every minute

@MrBrownnn696 5 месяцев назад

I’m so happy for him n he’s wife on their 3 little angels

@NeungView Месяц назад

He is what?

@AbeTheFakeSage 5 месяцев назад

Wow, first time I hear a British accented comedian, and this guy is absolutely hilarious!!! The whole video, I was laughing.

@madaug4389 5 месяцев назад

I first saw him on taskmaster, and now I look out for his stuff. He is just amazing. So funny.

@nadiajuliafina3640 5 месяцев назад

check out his show man like mobeen, it's hilarious

@Jesus_SOG_ 3 месяца назад

@b326yr Месяц назад

@@Jesus_SOG_ YOU ARE A LIAR As for the Hadeeth about Nabtal, it has not been cited by any of the Sunan compilers (Abu Daawood, An-Nasaa'i, At-Tirmithi and Ibn Maajah). It has been cited only by Ibn Is-haaq in his book Al-Maghaazi. It was quoted from him in some books about the occasions of the Quranic revelations (Asbaab An-Nuzool). The author of As-Saheeh Al-Musnad min Asbaab An-Nuzool (a collection of authenticated Ahaadeeth concerning the occasions of the Quranic revelations) did not list the Hadeeth among the Saheeh Ahaadeeth cited in this chapter. Even if we assume that it is Saheeh (authentic), the Prophet, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, did not dispraise Nabtal because of his color or appearance but rather his impiety and ill manners.

@b326yr Месяц назад

@@Jesus_SOG_ On the Contrary. The Prophet, sallallaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam, said in the Farewell Hajj: "If a black slave with a mutilated nose is appointed to govern you, and he leads you according to the Book of Allaah the Exalted, then listen to him and obey." [Muslim] An-Nawawi may Allaah have mercy upon him said: "Scholars underlined that the Hadeeth means that as long as the Muslim ruler adheres to the teachings of Islam and calls people to the Book of Allaah, it is incumbent on Muslims to obey him."

@Jesus_SOG_ Месяц назад

@@b326yr I'm saying based on quran and hadith. In the Quran, Jesus is taken to heaven by God, but no record says mohammd is in heaven, not even the Quran. So if mohmad is in hell then all his followers also maybe end up in hell. There are 26 different arabic versions of quran( u can google it), which one is real?, means it's not word of God. Mohammd has disobeyed all commandments of God, which means he disobeyed God himself. Mohammd has killed, raped, did child marriage, married his sons wife, owned sex slaves and so on. Mohammd drastically died from poison by Jewish woman, a very normal human. Even God didn't warn him and mohammd can't predict his future. Mohammd can't predict his own future, how will he predict his followers future? Jesus predicted his death and resurrection, that happened. Jesus himself said he is the Son of God. Jesus said he will be next to his father in heaven. Jesus has done godly miracles like giving life to dead bodies and many similar ones.

@Ssookawai 5 месяцев назад

He's hilarious, I wish him more success, he deserves it!

@hamidakbar3528 5 месяцев назад

He's a legend 😂

@minigrande1939 5 месяцев назад

This guy is the most funny Asian comedian I can think of .

@babiker9 5 месяцев назад

From his accent I guess he is British Prejudice!!!!

@lambother 5 месяцев назад

He is British pakistani

@karimaelosri9468 3 месяца назад

Russel Peter is a great one 😂

@babiker9 3 месяца назад

@@karimaelosri9468 Its good if the prime minster can be Asian let be serious

@karimaelosri9468 3 месяца назад

@@babiker9 honestly I have no clue what is has to do with my comment.

@christopherhardy-jones771 5 месяцев назад

U can't stop laughing😂

@Annihilator037 4 месяца назад

'Even the butters one...' LOL

@shakthidhasan4544 5 месяцев назад

Hilarious talent😂

@DreamslideProductions 5 месяцев назад

Lmao 😂 homie just got a new fan. Can't wait for more

@YusufGinnah 5 месяцев назад

An absolute legend!! _(thowba-thowba-thowba)*_ 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣 * - if you know, you know

@JustSnakes911 3 месяца назад

I don't, explain?

@shuib Месяц назад

repent, repent, repent...?

@aliyumohammed9173 5 месяцев назад

Omg I loved this guy in turn up charlie on Netflix with Idris elber

@hero4963 5 месяцев назад

lmaoooo hes hilarious

@sage4365 6 месяцев назад

Oh my god, this guy was hilarious!!! I hope I see more of him!!

@invitethemike4232 6 месяцев назад

Go watch "man like mobeen" its his show!

@psychedelicpegasus7587 5 месяцев назад

@@invitethemike4232 Yes, and he has a role in Season 1 of the show, 'Our Flag Means Death'.

@ahmedjama2213 4 месяца назад

First time watching him. He is funny

@cosminmorga1331 5 месяцев назад

Brilliant 👏 👏

@user-yu2pj5fq1z 5 месяцев назад

Remember watching him on RU-vid but now he’s got his own live audience. Proud of him n also cuz he’s from my town.

@mhuss6055 5 месяцев назад

Big up CV! He taught me at grace as well this brother reppin

@seaniekay 5 месяцев назад

Mobeen rocking the apollo

@savitri2794 5 месяцев назад

He’s good🤣

@worldadventuretravel 3 месяца назад

Live at the Apollo is always brilliant!

@white_orange 6 дней назад

I'm dying. 😂😂😂

@arz-kia-hay 5 месяцев назад

Brother Guz, love and respect for you. You're the best. Just pause a bit more after your punch lines. Let the audience laugh a more and then say the extra line. This will make you awesome comedian. It's just an opinion. Wish you all the best.

@tamerhussein1700 4 месяца назад

Exactly what came to my mind.

@carriehesketh3555 2 месяца назад

Right…I am sure the professional comedian who is playing at the Apollo was praying someone who has zero experience gave him advice…Now he can really make it in the business 🤦‍♀️

@tamerhussein1700 4 месяца назад

Lol. That was funny. Didn't get it first but he kind of grew on me. Nice job buddy.

@uldos3193 5 месяцев назад

Jack. I salute you 😂😢

@sexyb304 5 месяцев назад

10/10 this guy

@sai62789 6 месяцев назад

This is an Outrageous show 😂😂

@QIKUGAMES-QIKU 6 месяцев назад

Yes.. Outrageously crap😂

@lambother 5 месяцев назад

Average lindu brain

@leimoan800 5 месяцев назад

Hilarious

@abdulfathmohamoud2736 5 месяцев назад

Who talks about their child That bad 😂

@MathraMania 5 месяцев назад

us Asians 😭

@Jesus_SOG_ 3 месяца назад

@chozusmakavelli 4 месяца назад

I can relate to the Peppa joke, my sister in law made a comment about my daughter's with Peppa pig toys saying "pigs are haram", while her kids were playing with dinosaurs. I asked her "are dinosaurs halal??"

@moroccanevil 3 месяца назад

This is the same material by a french-moroccan comedian Jamal Debbouze!! It is like a translated version from french to english

@GrahamHussain-lu1fn 5 месяцев назад

This guy is mad 😅

@ldahmy Месяц назад

Now I remember where I've seen this guy before. He was amazing in the gentlemen series.

@FreePizza007 5 месяцев назад

I recall some of these jokes from a long while back. I'm pretty sure its old.

@_Username__ 2 месяца назад

Guz is playing with fire.

@KakarotOwns 4 месяца назад

Funny guy Guz is.

@Bulldog1878 4 месяца назад

He loves a big coat our Guz

@vicentesalasii1480 2 месяца назад

First seen Guz in Turn Up Charlie as Idris's best mate. Comedic genius.

@merrymaker1031 4 месяца назад

in answer to his question, yes

@cheryllines4106 4 месяца назад

US Establishment Are The Supervillains 😅✌️

@Marvin-ut4xs 3 месяца назад

Is this the Apollo in new York?

@imgn8r715 5 месяцев назад

Man, i was hoping he had 2 children, and the 3rd one was a made-up kid he uses for his jokes. Nope, man has 4 kids. Sympathies for #3 when he watches this video.

@misbahailia3345 4 месяца назад

Oh no. In that case, Guz is horrible! 🤬

@clee2865 5 месяцев назад

Now i want to see this 3rd baby

@jennycadot3635 5 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-ii1uf7tx8l 3 месяца назад

He's good

@massoudafg4875 3 месяца назад

How the hell everyone laugh at the same exact time that loud and stop laughing at the same exact time ?

@baba.mkhulu 3 месяца назад

you're hilarious, brother. looking out for more of your stuff. 👊🏽

@MonnteShortsMix 5 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@Maverick19959 12 дней назад

Fun fact, “Guz Khan” means master of farts in Persian!

@warriornotworrior8748 5 месяцев назад

❤️ Jack

@walimuhammad3119 3 месяца назад

All human beings are beautiful in their own way

@DavidPurvis-dt6iw 5 месяцев назад

I grew up in Hertfordshire for a while it was the white upper working class that was my bully

@KK_WICK 5 месяцев назад

🤣🤣🤣🙏👏👌🙌👍

@franciskumar3363 4 месяца назад

GET MAN LIKE MOBEEN BACK (SANFORD AND SON ) STYLE BROWN LOVE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤ LOVE UR STAR KEEP IT FUN

@shahzadqadir1389 2 месяца назад

Hahahahahaha

@franciskumar3363 4 месяца назад

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅❤

@gekolizzard 6 месяцев назад

Interesting question.

@Mirpurmad 5 месяцев назад

you funny

@turgs1 3 месяца назад

You better hide this from your number three

@drhasibshaikh2556 21 день назад

How does nobody in comments section know this is The Man like Mobeen 😃 Also featured in Gentlemen TV series

@martacosta9542 4 месяца назад

Handsome and funny mashallah 💕😂

@ShafiqIslam 4 месяца назад

Could you mention a movie that portrays the level of brutality happening in GAZA? Also, tell me about one of the worst dreams you've had that matches the reality of GAZA.

@chief1715 4 месяца назад

Tantura 2022 - Investigates the atrocities of the Nakba via testimonies of former Israel soldiers

@yasararif8292 5 месяцев назад

Are we still the bad guy?

@nushratjabeen3577 5 месяцев назад

#FREE PALESTINE ## Dear God please free Palestine Ameen. Dear sir I think that comedian's can make a difference. That's a wonderful comedian.

@helendancelot 4 месяца назад

Watch man like mobeen BBC quite powerful

@mohamedferfad3099 Месяц назад

His 3rd is gonna have a tough life

@lt80925 5 месяцев назад

Apollo in Harlem?

@ayb1470 4 месяца назад

London UK

@ZebraFacts 5 месяцев назад

First time watching this version of Apollo. I remember back in the day, there were one or two whites in the audience. There are no blacks in the audience in this show. Someone tell me what I have missed since the 70s and 80s Apollo.

@231rft 3 месяца назад

It’s the Apollo in England

@Dude-je9ss 4 месяца назад

i know it’s Guz and not Gus but every time he says his name out loud

@annur3432 Месяц назад

There’s only One APOLLO and that’s in Harlem baby 125th street.

@funjoyknowledge3304 4 месяца назад

Yes I comes as a shock to us Asian when some tell us that a kid we take as dumb is guilty of not fighting not billing or being Nalaiq but a pervert

@user-bs2ui9pe9r 2 месяца назад

Great

@marinanjer4293 4 месяца назад

Chris Tucker is seriously reinventing himself?

@pearlwatch 5 месяцев назад

any relation to citizen Khan? lol

@Adehsn 5 месяцев назад

No. He is from Man named Mobeen

@gangshan 3 месяца назад

Now the new bad guys are Chinese! Wish everybody goes there to feel the contrary! Find your compatriot tubers who live there and listen to his long time observation.

@234ddrtttt 5 месяцев назад

I m not sure about the current enemy rating of US,i guess Russia or China first.😅

@fali6723 5 месяцев назад

No he’s right it’s the Muslims…

@ryojs4286 4 месяца назад

Man the racists are out in droves Hes not a class act like dave chappelle therefore hes trash? Like relax, if you think you can do better go for it and try.