Half in the Bag Episode 51: Oblivion and The Lords of Salem 

SamTheDitto it’s so fun to go back and see all of these

*spends

Multiple night shifts were consumed. Time well wasted.

Soooooo many people

This shlock is what helps me get through my working day.

Rory B. Bellows why the fuck is this comment as funny as it is?

good

Clearly, he was suicidally depressed and chose to watch Oblivion six times in a row to prepare himself for seppuku.

They show porno movies on planes?

That’s just being a middle aged dad I think

Shade Draws sounds like...what you have is a Baguul problem.

Thanks to Chris Stuckman all I hear is "Baguul!" every time there is a jump scare. I'm 100% over them.

Go yell at your wife.

What they didn’t teach us in school is that Life itself is a Baguul Problem! Think about that for a second... I mean really imagine it.

5 years later. I hope you've found /x/ on 4chong. If it were an inner city horror movie, Baguul would be the least of your problems. You'd be dealing with Madame Baguelle and she's a mean top bitch that works for Lucifer himself who stole your wife and daughter to sell them into Dante's human trafficking ring that tours through Hell. She's a mighty demon ho, fo sho. Would anybody watch this movie if I penned the screenplay? Obvious producer credits to Mike and Jay so when it sucks they'll go easy on the Satanic roadhouse rib eating scenes when Beelzebub asks the demon slayer how the rack tastes and in reply yells "awesome" and peaks the mic. I can handle criticism but I can't handle cruelty. Also, there would be a lot of n-words and weird sex shit thrown around the film. Tarantino's scripts got away with it, why can't mine?

Came to the comments to see if anyone else has noticed that throwaway line. It‘s amazing. They have a sixth sense when it comes to terrible studio decisions.

Yeah, it was horribly unfaithful to the source material. And why even start with Oblivion? They should have done Arena, Daggerfall, and Morrowind first.

C0DA makes it canon.

When I was playing Oblivion in 2017 every time I tried to look something up for that game I got this movie.

Yeah. No Wes Johnson, nobody asking if I've heard of the high elves, 0/10.

It's great and has an amazing soundtrack

Totally agree. I honestly thought it was a good watch.

Yes

Same here! It completely flew under my radar when it came out but I just watched it recently. I really enjoyed it, a lot.

I wonder why...

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The title is so funny! :) I'm looking this up.

Well you got your wish

@@jrlaps521 True! Dreams do come true!

Sean Henry it’s probably the funniest episode of Best of the Worst imo, I’m so glad they reviewed it

Except for Les Grossman I agree

Sam L Jackson is the worst for me. Every time I see him he totally breaks my immersion in the movie, loved him growing up but now I can't stand seeing him in stuff since I never see him in character anymore.

@@Andrew-yl7lm really? I thought he was fantastic in Django

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise in Tom Cruise sprints to victory. Coming soon to nowhere!

@@Andrew-yl7lm You haven't seen enough Sam Jackson films then

Red Letter Media Talks: Rob Zombie, Eli Roth, and B-grade horror

Yeah he's like..."hot topic crazy". Like cringey teenager emo horror

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge Pretty much.

He digs old horror tropes and has a talent for unique visuals. His music and album art is evidence of this. He's smart but he doesn't work on a deep metaphor level nor does he really like real occult history and knowledge since he doesn't ever really include any in his movies. I've dipped my toes into some of it and some of it is beyond horrible. Maybe that's why he doesn't want to touch it. I can't even describe the atrocity one medieval priest committed trying to open a portal to hell. It's too graphic for anyone. Search: Gilles de Rai if you're curious, he did similar.

He also has to put his wife in pretty much all his movies.

not in snow!

Bunn Bunn and how would you know that

Dude, I know... WTF?!

You’re thinking Lords of Dogtown.

I know right!!

Wait...it's not?

Same

it is GREAT

You should, it's really good

Yes. Moon is a great movie. Sam Rockwell was great in that. And Sam Rockwell was also pretty good.

The screenwriter is usually himself. That's where everything goes downhill.

I ride that line all the time but regularly fall off my bike and get back up

Tropic Thunder: Les Grossman

Mission Impossible: Ethan Hunt

Top Gun: Maverick

Collateral: Vincent

Jerry Maguire: Jack Maguire

Totally right. It's like Argento, or even a coherent Fulci.

@@markshulusky6680 it has a crude hint of Kubrick too . I'm proud of rob with this one. Very under rated

Yeah the MI series is incredible because of him.

This is 7 years old, but I get your reference. Don't forget the cameo by Ted Danson!

Clive Warren?

I loved the ending to that movie

Maybe we’ll get a big Clive Barker re:view! Lord of Illusions, Nightbreed, and Hellraiser.

Lord of Illusions is one of my favs, too! I love the atmosphere in the opening with the cult. So unsettling.

Funny reading this after Top Gun 2

Also there was a lawsuit against dreamworks for "the island" which is exactly like clonus.

I knew I had watched a movie on riff tracks that was the same concept. Couldn’t remember the name though

That's an exception...and that sort of story has been done before. Still a good movie though.

not released in theaters

RealNigga19 I saw it in a theater

I think they're probably talking about big studio movies, not independent ones like Ex Machina

And now Annihilation.. only one director makes interesting films anymore it seems..

I'm a little sad that Collateral didn't make more of a splash. Its so good.