the original screenwriter actually wrote an article, saying that the studio only used the first third of his script and stretched it out into a whole movie
-doctor doom implodes someones head by looking at them -gets beaten in 5 minutes by a lighter, a piece of rubber, a rock, and a lady that turns invisible
Dude. The defenders saying that Doctor Doom is accurate to the comics in this movie is wrong. Doctor Doom does not have powers that are inconsistent and random. He's able to manipulate electricity with sorcery and science skills and he's a ruler of Latveria who had the hots for Sue Storm and is a pure rival of Reed Richards.
He's a socerer than pulls his mother from hell :D lol he's the most badass villain... plus he loves his country, not a powerhungry piece of shit that wants to dominate the world for the sake of "ZHE WORLD IS MEIN!"
I think the people saying he's 'accurate' are referring to the Ultimates universe Doom even though he's really not like that Doom in any way either. The Ultimate Doom has powers though. As much as I'd love to see a proper Doctor Doom in a film, he has quite a long and complicated backstory that spends a lot of time apart from Reed Richards along with the existence of a fictional country and would take up a lot of screen time just to explain, not even mentioning the fact it'd have to introduce magic and sorcery which really doesn't work well in a Sci-Fi superhero movie. That's probably why they've always just decided to tie in his backstory with how the FF got powers and give him metal skin and lightning powers.
This movie has Dan Castlenetta, the voice of Homer Simpson, disqualify a hyper genius kid from the science fair, because what he did was "magic". This is literally a Simpsons joke. This movie accidentally made a Simpson's joke and expected us to take it seriously.
"doctor doom is accurate to the comic" wow. ive never actually choked on my own rage before. like literally just choke and try to say words but they just wont come because everything is just oh god its happening again ack!
@@Bizarro69 Overrated for sure, that's any famous female. Kind of inherent when you're not hideous and you've got millions of teens who know you exist. She's still hot, though- sns, incel
"Doctor Doom was accurate to the comics" But... he isn't literally made out of metal, he has a metal mask that he put on while it was still hot, he was a narcissist because he demanded to wear a mask when he got a small cut on his face. Also, his magic? Not a mutation apparently, his mother was a gypsy and he combined her gypsy magic with tech
FancyLlamas so what you only see movies because of the things their based off. That's a bit stupid. If a movie is based off of another piece of media like comic books then it doesn't have to be exactly the fucking same because in the end it won't make it break the movie.
Doctor Doom is an expert in magic and science who is a dictator of a European Nation called Latveria. In this movie he's a paper mache sex doll with neon lights attached to it that controls te enviorment or something…
I think the personalities of the chaaracters being so bland is not the fault of the actors. I think it's about the director, I heard he even told them when to blink and breathe.
what ive read is that things started alright, but when the studio started to panic and demand reshoots, the director just said fuck it, and in some aspects actively sabotaged the whole thing, and so did the actors
Murcia doxial See, I don't get it. 90% when a movie of this type sucks, it's because of studio interference. Spiderman 3, Fant4stic, Suicide Squad, and many more, you'd think they should get a hint by now to just fuck off and let their directors do their thing.
The problem is that quality and good reviews means nothing for them. It’s the money that matters. The guy wanted to do a science-fiction movie, but Fox wanted a typical super-hero movie, because Marvel makes a ton of money with them.
7:06 Oh my god, the laziness of the explosion and lack of debris. It just disappears. Wait, was this the disappearing magic the school teacher was talking about?
I like how they hired unique looking kids that can act instead of cute kids that can't act for shit like most other movie studios and Disney Channel. Disney channel kids are terrible actors and only get hired if they're cute and can sing and if they're not cute and can't sing, they're steryotypical fat, gross, or weird characters. God, I hate Disney Channel.
"Dr. Doom is accurate to the comics" I know you don't read a lot of comics, but just for the record, that argument is the least true for anyone to make. Dr. Doom is a smart megalomaniacal dictator of his own country who makes bold proclamations of his superiority to everyone else, talking incredibly overdramatically, because he knows he's actually that damn good and that powerful. He's a genius inventor and planner, able to make complicated (and sometimes convoluted) plans that still somehow work exactly as he wants them to. This it's some asshole hacker who got Doom's superpowers. There's very little similar about the two.
Dr Doom is actually considered by many one of the best made villains of all times, a shit ton of people are hoping he will be the next big baddie after thanos. He inspired fucking Darth Vader probably one of if not the most popular/ known villains of all time. I'm not a huge comic book fan as well but I'm shocked at how much they butchered his character. Not to mention his character design is fucking awful and horrible to look at.
@@Esskay_ having doctor Doom be the next big bad after thanos would be lame, in my opinion they should've just ended it with endgame, and maybe make that one black widow film, and that's it.
Who tf says this movie's Doom was comic accurate? The 2005 one was much better as a Doom. Comic Doom is a benevolent(ish) dictator of a small eatern european country who is skilled in _gypsy magic_ and has a personal vendetta against Reed for destroying his face, which is why he wears a mask. All villainy comic Doom does is because he saw thousands of alternate futures and the only ones where humanity doesn't die are where he is the supreme ruler to all. That¨s his motivation.
@@fireemblemistrash75 Its a joke. At the same time it isnt though because we know the marvel universe has magic that does stuff like that so hes really just slacking in the cosmetics department XD
yeah one of the coolest aspects ive heard is that under the mask, his 'deformity' is a small scratch, hes just that vain, and that's an awesome character trait. but yeah ive heard he is a great villain the comics, and never done right as far as his motivations and personality
@@freyastuchbery7130 I'm actually a dark hole of dickness and assholeagrophy. Lol I don't even remember posting that which tells me I may have been drunk. My bad.
@@freyastuchbery7130 lol well for starters I'm not a kid. But good psa. Also I don't drink much because the fact I can't control the amount. 😂 Shit happens.
Johnny Storm and Sue Storm are siblings, right? It would've made more sense to make BOTH of them black rather than have Johnny be black so you can say, "Look we got one!" Also, the Storm's dad wasn't this scientist or whatever, he was an alcoholic. Does the movie explain this kinda large inaccuracy? And I'm not this huge Fantastic 4 fan I just want movie adaptations of other media stay somewhat true to the source material.
You are confounding this with Corman’s Fantastic Four. The director of this movie planned it to be a Science-Fiction movie, not a Superhero one. Fox panicked because they already started the dumb advertises like the McDonalds one and Sci-Fi doesn’t bring as much money as Superheroes movies. They fought, the director left, and the studio re-shooted at lot of new scenes (You can differentiate them by looking at Sue’s hair, if it’s natural is part of the driector’s original vision, if it’s a ridiculous wig, it’s a reshoot).
+Daniel M ATTRELL I was going to a while ago but there was just not enough material. Believe or not the movie was just really fucking boring and there wasn't enough to talk about to warrant a review. Maybe one day I'll talk about the whole series since they are making more of them but as of now there isn't much to say.
Really? Not enough material? I can think of a number of different things you could talk about in a review of Fifty Shades Of Shit. In no particular order: * The novel and film alike so seriously misrepresent what BDSM is and what it is about that real practitioners of BDSM condemned it. You could get fifteen minutes of screentime just tracking someone down who is into regular BDSM and ask them to point out everything in the film that is wrong, BDSM-wise. I am not into BDSM for a lot of very serious psychological reasons (note next complaint), but one thing that is very important in BDSM is making sure the whipping boy/girl is alright afterward. Show me one scene in Fifty Shades Of Shit where this is done. * The "Grey" character shows that the author has some really serious problems with men. As in she thinks it perfectly fine and normal to be bullied and abused by the opposite sex. An autistic man who suffers from an as-yet undetermined form of PTSD like myself can tell you a lot about what kind of person you are on the basis of what you will tolerate from others. If I discover fifteen years from now that one of my nieces is dating a man who treats her the way Whatshisname Grey treats Whateverhernameis, I am going to knock his dick in the dirt. People get killed when they push people who are used to being abused that little bit too far, and the person they are abusing spontaneously decides they have had enough. * You said it best in this review of Fant4stic: "characters!... in theory". I am not calling them Whatshisname Grey or Whateverhernameis Passiveidiot to be snarky. I genuinely cannot remember their names, or why I give two fukks about them. One rule I constantly refer to when writing my own characters is "if you cannot picture your characters taking a shit, they are not developed enough". For a story that is about BDSM, Fifty Shades Of Shit happens in such a sterile, dull, sterile, sterile, sterile universe that I wonder if any of the characters have even heard the word shit. * Why has nobody who has borne witness to Whatevertheasshole'snameis called the police and reported his behaviour? Why has nobody ever taken out a restraining order against him? Even if no charges ever made it to court, the police would have extensive amounts of complaints and requests for orders. * Similarly, why is there no big tough son of a bitch out there with a mission to put Paintselfasthevictimsyndrome in the hospital for the rest of his miserable life? Stories derive excitement from conflict, and I can assure the author that the enlightened, independent women she thinks she is appealing to will ask them same thing. The martial arts champion I once dated would probably make a sport of breaking Overcompensatingidiot's entire skeleton in a certain order. * The novel is so poorly-written that it has thrown into question the whole publication system. Why are novels like this being adapted into multimillion dollar films when genuinely talented authors (not dropping any names here *whistle*) are starving? I could go on, but you get the point. Maybe it is just because I am old, but if you cannot think of problems with 500 Varieties Of Shit enough to sustain a video review, you need to work your brain a bit harder.
dr doom is accurate to the comics? BULLSHIT!!!! there is a reason why he is one of the more popular villains in marvel. he is not a simple ''i want to destroy the world'' villain or a villain that wants to rule the world for greed or for unexplained reasons (though he does have a huge ego though not unfounded) he is a dictator of a country that actually is nearly a paradise because of him. there are barely any issues and people love him and not even in the north korea sort of way but genuinely love him because he is so good for the country!!! yes he has one hell of an ego which is his downfall and yeah he wants to rule the world, but only to make it better, not just out of an egotistical belief but there are stories that discuss that his rule could genuinely be a benefit to society though at the sacrifice of democracy. that can easily be an interesting plot of a film yet these ''writers'' don't see this? jesus.
I think kids have the potential to become great actors. Yeah it depends on the director, the writer, and the performance itself, but it can be done (and has been done in the past). Haley Joel Osment, Anna Paquin, Tatum O'Neal, Korey Feldman, Jackie Earle Haley, River Phoenix, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, etc. Jacob Trembly, Quvenzhané Wallis, even young voice actors Max Charles, Grant Palmer, Zach Callison, Jeremy Shada, and Sam Lavagnino are starting to shine as potential performers for years to come. If it was putting kid actors for the sake of having kid actors (and they gave bad performances), then yes it would be a train wreck (_The Phantom Menace_, and this movie especially). But I wouldn't rule them out entirely, because I know it can be done.
It seems directors of comic movies try to make a good movie, but they do something the studio dosn't like, they get fired, and the studio screws the movie up.
The real unfortunate thing about the burger is it's a bacon burger. Ben Grimm was an overtly Jewish character in the comics, based on Jack Kirby's own New York Jewish childhood.
I know it's already been said before, but that 9:59 clip of the kid getting shot in the fuckin face was wayyyyy too convincing. I mean, I know it's from a movie, but Jesusssss.
Xenon Glass I know, the movie itself though is edgelord incarnate and is the dumbest thing, but the special effects for that scene was amazing. I actually got chills down my spine when I saw the clip in the review.
Hey Ralph I'm an 8th grade student and I have been in love with film from the film itself to the things behind it. I have been thinking of taking up communication arts in high school so do you have any tips for young and new film makers????
Dragon 54321 No, character development is having the characters change throughout the film, The human torch is still an immature jackass, the invisible woman is still an ice queen(as far as we know), Mr. Fantastic is still a boring, uninteresting character as he was since the beginning of the film and the only one who gets any form of any character development is Ben/ the Thing.
Imagine if we get to the reveal of Dr. Doom laying on the table, green glowing and scary looking. Then it's revealed by the doctors that he's already dead and they did a Fake-Out of Dr. Doom. Then another villain appears in the movie. Or is this more of an M. Night Shamalamadingdong move
Eh, one of my teachers would call us by our last names. Said she did it out of respect because we don't call her by her first name she wouldn't call us by ours. Kind of like a mutual respect thing. I don't think Reed's teacher did it out of respect though....
Chronicle was a great movie about idiot teenagers who go goofing off and gain powers in an accident, that turn out to be a curse. Problem is, when the suits threw a pile of money at Josh Trank to do something similar with the FF, he did just that. I don't know why these people find it so difficult to make a good movie, these days. It's like we've put robots in charge of an entire artform, or at least a sizeable chunk of it. Or... like putting robots in charge of cooking a meal. They follow their own special formula that tells them to put in individual things that are good, or that they perceive are good, but it comes out as a disgusting slop because they don't know what things work together, or how to make them work together, to make a satisfying whole. And when someone who can actually cook (at least one type of meal) comes along, like Josh Trank, they hire him to cook but still can't leave well enough alone, pouring coffee over the burgers and pushing french fries into the ice cream...
Ralph's "I just don't care anymore" attitude is what makes these reviews so entertaining to watch. I could literally watch the same review of his four times in a row and still find it funny and entertaining on the fifth watch. It's just so funny to me that the internet as a whole tries to make these dumb comic book movies a big deal with endless articles and videos about them when Ralph's over hear treating these films like the nonsense they are. Thank you for your sobering dose of reality Ralph.
Here's a weird thing I just noticed. "Ever since I was three years old I wanted to play for the New York Giants, like my hero Eli Manning." So either he misspoke and meant to say an older Giants quarterback (which would make more sense, why would his current hero be a modern quarterback if he's been a fan since 3?) OR This movie takes place in the future where that kid was 3 years old in 2004, when Eli first signed on with the Giants.
10:00 Fun Fact: That kid actor was Brett Ambler, aka the Kazoo kid. The movie's name is Beware! Children at Play. He both did that movie and You on Kazoo in the same year, 1989.
