Half in the Bag: Prey 

Like imagine a freaking group of Samurai charging a Predator group with the climax being shooting fireworks at them or something. Like who wouldn’t watch that

Seven Samurai but instead of bandits...

That would lose novelty really fast when it becomes "Alien species with the technology for spaceflight that lives to hunt keeps getting their asses kicked by pre-industrial humans." It makes me think of RLM's points about Star Trek TNG; when they wanted to bring in a strong alien to prove how powerful it was, they had it fight against Worf and win. The only issue is that they did it so often that it actually just made Worf look weak.

Just like the Mars Attacks books.

Well, atleast it is a start. Check this movie out. Alien vs. Ninja (2010)

The bear was totally snubbed for best supporting actor for the Revenant. Leo wouldn't have gotten his Oscar without him.

It was actually a CG face replacement with the revenant bear over a stunt bear actor’s head in this film. Insurance wouldn’t let him get his paws dirty now that he’s a huge star.

@@itsd0nk We have a good union

Did you know his first role was in Shrek?

You mean the animator

Nope.. They go to pick this predator back up.. Find him dead so watch his recordings.. See her kill him and then hunt her down and slaughter her and likely anyone else in the tribe who so much as glances on their direction. It's the only way that makes sense.

I can imagine that. A sort of red dead redemption except it's the predator killing everything in sight with the preternatural ability to skin all once living things in seconds... And dies at the end after slipping and falling off a ten foot ledge That would be sweet

i still hate the inclusion of the flintlock. its worthless.

They probably came to retrieve the head and give her a spear in exchange of that flintlock, lol.

Congrats, you just wrote the lost finished draft for Cowboys & Aliens

It does fit the theme, though arnold having to go back to primitive tools had a much greater effect in the first movie. Its like, they tried fighting them with all our modern tools, but what was actually needed was to know your enemy and use strategy. There's a progression there. If you just start primitive, and stay primitive its less interesting. The choice to make the protagonist as skilled as they did also seems like a mistake imo, but b/c they went with the "past" setting they kind of had to in order to make it at all believable. And for a while, the protagonist in horror movies that killed the monster was usually a woman. They didn't start them off skilled most of the time, because it was a more entertaining to see them overcome the odds that way, BUT because they weren't set in the past, they had more tools to work with. Ripley shot an alien out of an airlock, used a flame thrower to hold alien eggs hostage, used a walker to fight the queen head on. Sara conner used a metal press iirc to kill the terminator, and shotguns maybe I don't remember. I think freddie was killed with wierd dream magic or something. I think jason could have been killed by primitive tools, but I think he was just killed in simple ways in most of the friday the 13th movies too. Tbh though I don't think anyone working on a predator sequel is going to be able to make a good movie no matter what at this point. Whatever the reason, not a single predator movie has felt good since the second one. Predators came close for me, but still felt like a mess. I think its because they stopped trying to make a good movie, and kept trying to make "another predator", but who knows what goes on behind the scenes. tl;dr: A female protagonist could have fit right in with the predator movies, but they were forced to write an unsatisfying character by setting the film in the past, but they'd probably make a terrible movie either way, so whatever.

⁠@@prw56 How does having the story set in past make for an unsatisfying main character? I thought Prey was fantastic not only as a Predator movie but also as an historical period piece. The attention to detail for historical accuracy was very, very good (I looked it up to see). As were the spectacular landscape shots. Watching the Comanche dubbed version made the immersion even better for me as well. I thought Naru had a good arc too; from being unsure of herself at first, using her tracking and medicinal skills, always observing and learning from others and her surroundings, and then overcoming adversity to become a capable survivor by the end. All while fighting against the social pressures on her to keep within traditional gender norms. It’s an arc that’s been done before sure but it was portrayed pretty well and in a novel setting. Granted they probably could have had her fail a bit more to have made it more realistic. I’m not gonna complain too much though as this is still the best Predator film we’ve had since the first one imo (Predators wasn’t bad). Also she didn’t just go from “primitive to primitive” weapons. She did the inverse of Dutch by starting off with axes, knives & arrows, then learning to use the flintlock pistol, then finally figuring out the alien targeting visor to use the Predator’s own guided bolts against itself.

@@prw56 she didn’t “stay primitive” she made her own rope axe, went to gunpowder, and then predator tech, her arsenal was constantly evolving

@@decoyoctopod8514facts, no idea what movie this guy saw lmao

Dude lost his mask and got the dog shit beat outta him by a human girl.

I agree with your here. Just want t point out how it’s not entirely same, as they would have different emphasis.

Thank god you are here to tell us that fact for the 800th time

@@robirvine6970 Well i didnt know so im glad he said it

I think about that scene for literally every movie where there's another language. Glad to see I have another who agrees

The same director did the same trick in the movie they quoted at the beginning, The 13th Warrior! Where Banderas slowly learn the native Norse language by listening to them through their travels, great stuff. John McTiernan was top tier director!

Talk about the Green Goblin boy who shared a Lighthouse with him (all Plato-like of course).

Robert Patterson is his name

The man who walks in three worlds

That’s what happens when you’ve been waiting to get your VCR repaired since like 2007!!!

Do you mean Masturbates-to-Mermaid Boy?

Q : How do you make sure Native American software keeps running properly? A : With Apache !! Aztec goes, it's the highest! (Not funny, huh? Maya sense of humor stinks? So Sioux me... A Chickasaw this joke and she laughed out loud, so I think I'm doing fine.)

@onei jike Did you really just copy that comment and paste it in a thread? Makes sense seeing as you are a sex bot.

Even an additional punchline drum was played while they silently looked into the camera lol. These guys are hilarious.

@Obsidian X my god you people are pathetic. There’s been literally one female main protagonist in the *entire* series. Calm down

@onei jike honestly, if three more accounts posted the exact same post, I'd be down for that.

😂"Keep your friends close..." and so on.

The Clayton Bigsby of ageists

His cringe age humor came back to haunt him when William Shatner turned off his review 10 minutes in after the crude age jokes got too much

Impersonate?

I think it comes from a deep seated awareness and fear of his own mortality.

That was great

Now we just need Mike surrounded by green screen everything and having a nervous breakdown à la Sir Ian McKellen on the Lord of the Rings set.

Lol I watched the video twice before I noticed how giant Jay looks.

I can't unsee this now :,)

Once seen, can't be unseen!

Word salad

@@DT-tq8ku yummie yummie

@@DT-tq8ku you should read it, it was a good paragraph.

@@DT-tq8ku If you consider that word salad I feel sorry for your teachers.

that's why. for all it's schlock, the motto of AVP is amazing, "Whoever wins, we lose."

@mikea hiooi Honestly if people kept copying and pasting other peoples comments from now on I’ll be down for that

@@5114ares Honestly if people kept copying and pasting other peoples comments from now on I'll be down with that

I think it’s intended to be ironic because that’s what someone from the 1700’s might call it because the musket was the technology of the time

It's a flint lock pistol

No it's a blunderbuss

it bring a small glimmer of hope to a lost world.

Role reversal? “Rich evans version”? What television program are you watching?

It’s like poetry. It rhymes.

And the shop looks so clean and organized!

I clapped. My expectations were subverted.

It makes more sense than constant reboots to just explore various aspects of the story that is possible based on the end of the Predators 2.

What’s funny is that same fan film was also being called woke. Something about there being a female knight.

Seriously. Just follow the Assassin's Creed structure, without the need for even a connecting thread to the current day. Predator is one of the few properties that can make that kind of history-hopping make sense without breaking a sweat. Plus the Preds' tech and armor can evolve/devolve based on the time period, so that's an added layer of uniqueness for each movie. Shit, for more modern time periods you can have a 2-3 man Predator team where each member specializes in different types of combat. Lotta easy ways to keep the franchise fresh.

@@ashb7 I think in the samurai comic it suggests that the predator uses different weapons/tools based off what their prey has access too. I think it was mainly to get a predator dressed in samurai armor with a katana but honestly a samurai predator looks so cool I’m for it.

Predator Ukraine, except all the women went to Poland

It's one of the few movies I could literally watch every day if I had to. It's perfectly imperfect.

..... is a masterclass in "I was the original James Bond, of course I'm not going to learn a new accent!!" laziness. (Yes yes I know that squirrelly looking guy was technically the first JB I mean the first "real" one)

The novel it's based on also says Ramius is Lithuania so the Clancy nerds had nothing to complain about there with the movie.

That shit is unbelievably boring.

it was a good movie. i should see it again

I mean they've come all this way, they gotta make the trip worthwhile.

It's also well established that they eat meat. So, it could be cultural. What the predators actually do and why is not established at all other than what you see. What we can't see or what may not be as obvious is that perhaps they MUST earn their meals in combat with the most dangerous food source they encounter. Perhaps their status is based not just on the most unusual trophies but on the volume of them. Perhaps they have a religious obligation to remove the alphas from every species who may one day become a threat to their own and that's why they travel the galaxy. Maybe some novels or comics delve into this further so I could be way off but it's plausible they have their reasons. Most hunting cultures have a lot of mythos and ritual around their hunting. IT doesn't seem like they're just alien doctors and lawyers on big game hunting safaris.

Actually Predators have a gland that compel them to kill, they are literally hardwired to do this. Which says something else about mental problems.

Cause when it literally takes "light years" to travel to your destination then your going to get all you can in the amount of time you have till your universal taxi shows up. Bigger trophies equal to bigger bragging rights for better positioning in the predator ranks.

The predators live by the “work hard, play hard” motto

@@ImmortalDaevon Oh really? I actually didn't know that! He's freaking great!

@@ImmortalDaevon I think they take turns

There... was a 2018 one???

Shows you what happens when a somewhat watchable mainstream movie comes out. Everything else is soooooo shit that immediately puts itself top of the podium, but when the movies next to you are Thor and Batgirl like.....

The 2018 was garbage and belonged in the trash

@@dRafikie yeah, it was called "THE Predator" and was directed by Shane black, the plot involved a rogue "super predator" trying to genetically engineer itself to become a better hunter by attempting to steal the spine of a kid on the spectrum whose dad was a spec ops guy, I would not feel the need to mention he is on the spectrum, but the story explicitly says that is what makes him a person of interest to the super-predator. The movie is a very odd mix of out of place shane black dialogue mixed with scenes of a bulletproof cg predator running around in the open just killing people...until the plot decides it is allowed to die.

Well wasn't the cast full of pedos??

How bout a special military or corporate unit of humans that hunt predators in the future? Or futuristic bounty hunters that get tricked into hunting a predator by some rich dude. I think there would be a lot of potential for a fully sci-fi Predator movie.

Haha!

@@P3t3rminator I always liked the “realistic” tech vs Predators over it becoming too Sci-Fi. Predator 2 balanced this well with the OWLF guys using suits and rudimentary prototype stuff

@@thermonuclear8335 I know what you mean, but if the franchise just starts to branch out throughout history they should maybe also explore a more futuristic setting.

and then rest of the move movie will be about galactic senat and trade taxes

It may not be that accurate, but if you know a film that better shows that culture as it might have been, I'd unsarcastically love to see it.

@callmecatalyst you're commenting on a video of a story of a thousand pound space gorilla-lizard guy with laser beams coming to america to hunt bears and native americans lol and the phrase "weirdly pro- Mel Gibson still"-- i'm supposed to believe someone throwing in phrases like that is coming from a politically neutral stance here? you're gonna try and pretend that you're the normal unbiased commenter? Yeah ok. the guy just said he liked Mel's Apocalypto, didn't say shit about the man himself. I think you are the one with an axe to grind and not him, it seems a lot more like you are "weirdly anti-Mel Gibson" than the OP being "weirdly pro-Mel".

@callmecatalyst People are allowed to like things you don't like.

@callmecatalyst In IMDb, I seem to have given *Apocalypto* (2006) an 8/10. IMDb score seems to be: *7.8/10* (better than Prey...). Rotten Tomatoes is not what it used to be, especially Tomatometer, which has become a sad meme. Anyways, the less sus Audience Score is *79 %.* PS. If someone somewhere makes a movie, and I actually think it's a good movie, then I say it's a good movie. Simple as that. When you're just being honest, you don't have to worry about cringy, dishonest, illogical and ever-changing rules. _"Yeah, but from nowon you're not supposed to like that movie, f*cking idiot!"_

@callmecatalyst Oh no he took some artistic license....its the end of the world...It was fine...watching a Hollywood film for the historical accuracy is just silly...it sounds like you just have a grudge against Gibson...

This was messing with my head the entire video..

They want Jay to feel bigger once in a while.

Diabeetus…

It’s like that Joe Biden/Jimmy Carter photo 😆

My only non-nitpick issue with the movie was that pistol. It's implied that Predators come back and take the pistol by some means. And I have hard time figuring out how the pistol ends in Predator hands without breaking some sort of continuity. Either the Predators of Old were vindictive and not about honoring winner, and took revenge of their lost kinsman. Or there's gonna be something where Predators (since there was more than one ship landing in that pic) and Comanche have to team up for something even more dangerous. Either way this sounds like it's going against what is -- at least in my head -- the motivation and character of these Predators. (Mind you, I only count first two movies to be canon, with AvP being conceptually fun what if scenario, even if execution left lot to desire.) I would have much rather seen universe of Predator movies where we see their visits in our past. See some Edo period Samurai take them on. See Predators vs Pirates. Some Viking v Predator action. etc. And some of them would end Predator winning, some would end Predator losing, some would explain stuff like Tunguska explosion event as Predator losing and activating that nuke they carry. Etc. Something where people going in don't know who is gonna come out of top, but knowing that they'll be entertained by the fight.

To be honest. They should forget about continuity and lore. Just put Predator wherever you want it and have fun with it.

but in the comics, the name is "Andolini". so the comic is set in a parallel universe and isn't canon to the movies.

Hear me out Raphael don't die in this version of the story, but he survives it, however he wants to hunt it down, and for that he joins a bunch of french trappers, boom, the Raphael of this movie is the same from the comic, and explains why he is so out of place between the french people

woodoo hide?

This. I watched it the other day to see what all the fuss was about. It's really just an "okay" movie. I thought the idea was neat but the execution could have been alot better. I just couldn't take the 2022 acting and dialogue serious in the movie's setting. But I guess after The Predator expectations were so low that we consider something like Prey like a masterpiece now. Sigh.

I doubt it when looking at the action movies of 2012.

It's so good

And it was bleeding through the whole movie.

I ain't got time to bleed...

Almost as good as "We're gonna need a bigger boat..."

The only creature this line doesn't apply is the Alien

I agree. Instead of transitioning straight to English it does so gradually, showing him learning slowly, picking up a word here and there and mixing in English with the Norse until he becomes conversant in Norse.

Same director of Hunt for Red October and Predator, btw. So it makes sense.

@@mikecart2494 John Mctiernan🤩

I love that scene. And that movie. Way underrated. The ‘snake of fire’ coming down the mountain is one of the most ominous scenes in all cinema imo

@@ianm1462 and the soundtrack really sells that moment too!

He and Rich Evans have a gift. Maybe it's from being cursed by watching so many bad ones.

He did make Space Cop

*great movies

Makes me proud to have gone to the same community college as him

Honestly, Mike usually comes up with a movie I would rather see than the one they happen to be reviewing.

That's fucking great 😆

This is kind of how I watched Prometheus

Oh man hahahahah

So she was hot, and bothered over his appearance heh.

@@chrisprattsabs1543 thats how they were gonna release the movie first, market it as a Native American rites of passage movie without mentioning anything then boom, the twist is it's a Predator movie and you find out as you're watching it in theatres. Unfortunately it leaked very early that its a Predator movie so they couldn't hide it. Would have been awesome to watch it in theatres not knowing

@@clevelandbrown4571 Crybaby moment

Underrated comment

I hate it so much it's amazing

Omfg I needed this in there

You win. That's it.

Nah, she was so smart, she could make the chopper come to her 😜

I can already picture it.

nah, I don't see it. Never gonna happen

Yeah, don’t be ridiculous

There's no way these talentless hacks could pull something like that off

No one cares about that

Also we've never really seen a group of people succeeding over a predator (which would be much more realistic), in the end it was always individuals who defeated it.

consider: it isn't a good hunt if you don't get hurt. You're out there to hunt and overcome the most dangerous game you can find - what better way to prove you did so by coming home a bit battered

There are probably countless other predators out there who aren't idiots who die like in the films we watch. They are out there with spears and shields because it is "honorable." to fight and get hurt. Most predators (the ones we don't see on film) go home eventually :P

Pride, most likely.

Well he's not a human, so they're obviously going to think differently. You could easily come up with dozens of reasons he wouldn't or couldn't leave, which is probably why it's left vague. I mean the original one killed himself over being bested by his prey, this is clearly of great significance to them.

The predators live to hunt, they'd rather die in the field than back away from a fight, this has been established

this is my headcanon now, only needs to add Jay marrying Mr Plinkett

Jay marries Mr Plinkett and is then killed in an “accident”

@@liquidityoforange440 Where do you think all the human remains in the basement came from?

this seems like a fantastic way to close out season 1 of half in the bag

It would also prove to be a clever meta commentary on one of the key themes of the Prequel reviews- In order to talk about Star Wars in excruciating detail nonstop for hours. You'd need to be a psychopath.

That's a good point. However, he did activate his cloak in a fist fight when he was struggling to beat the brother. The guy has rules, but he's kind of a punk too.

@@peacemaster8117 I'd love to know the Predator hunting commission rules on cloaking devices It is definitely the most unfair thing that is used the most frequently

@@peacemaster8117 Predators are kinda punks in general. If you ever beat one their go-to tactic is usually nuking the whole area. Talk about sore losers.

If the yautja only use equivalent weaponry, I guess any form of camo constitutes the use of cloaking device? "That guy's in brown leathers, and it is pretty muddy here. Best go invisible."

yup. its all about honor killing with the predator. We dont stand a chance otherwise, they literally have missiles on the ship, this is just for their "personal growth hunting trip" lol

Being able to be virtually invisible is probably better than any weapon.

The thing I took from Prey is that the Predators try to match the weapons of their enemy in combat. When he's fighting snakes, wolves, or bears he uses nothing but a claw. When the tribesmen start using spears and bows he starts using his projectile weapon, and when the trappers start blasting him with multiple muskets he pulls out all the stops and just starts annihilating them with alien tech (also kills the guy who netted him with that razor net, and when he steps in the bear trap, he also starts using that against the hunters as well). This also tracks with why the soldiers in the original Predator get demolished. They are armed to the teeth, so the Predator can just go wild with his advanced weaponry and wreck them. From that perspective, the Predator's death is kind of a karmic retribution for breaking his own code. He attempts to use his ranged weapon against an enemy that doesn't have any ranged weapons at her disposal, and ends up killing himself.

True, but maybe they sent all their aspiring rookies to Earth to learn the nuance of their craft and ‘if they’re any chop’ they’ll develop the skill set to merc all comers on all Worlds with naught but their retractable hand shanks. ….the guys they’re sending here aren’t the elite assassins. They’re not yet experienced enough to simply spawn on a planet like Earth with a basic load-out like final-form Billy, with nought but a giant machete and a some beef to address.

maybe sasquatch is the true predator

@@oblonghas apparently there is some porn literature to support this 😁

But did they have to make him so sexy?

​@@LetusGamerNo but it was cheaper

Like One Punch Man, but it's a Predator

they are also, and this is the critical aspect of their characterization that only Predator, Predators, and Prey have captured, just *awful* fucking pricks the Predator takes off his gun to fight Dutch not because it's the 'honorable' thing to do, but because shooting a naked monkey dead isn't going to be any fun. he did not fly however many light years and spend however many space bucks just to unload an assault rifle into a side of beef. he could have done that at home.

I like that idea a lot. A Most Dangerous Game style series where the Predator move onto more and more dangerous prey until they find an apex predator

They found the Xenomorph… how much more interesting can it get

And then the Predator goes to his home planet to his wife Predator whos cooking and cleaning the Predator house in an apron and he says "Honey im home and i brought dinner"👍

yup, felt really weird to watch, he became the dumb girl who sucks at hunting

He was pretty dumb the whole time. He got pretty bodied, relatively speaking, by just those two spear welding dudes, and that wasn't even a situation with any traps. It was his first hunt, as the marketing said but the movie didn't really alude to. He got in a fist fight with a dog, I don't think he's meant to be an apex of his species. The only part he seems really competent in is the big fight with the French, and even then he's getting shot a whole bunch and is just tanking the damage while slaughtering these people that are completely inept in physical combat. I got the feeling this predator didn't really know what he was doing throughout the entire movie

@@hillbillypowpow This is 100% the correct take. He was getting super bodied by the bear and probably would have lost had the bear not got over confident and walked away.

I think Mel Gibson barely pulled it off. It was critiqued for blending Aztec and Mayan cultures, and I think that was his last movie before his drunken tirade. Overall I agree though: it's easily the best mainstream portrayal of an indigenous American culture.

did Prey have any funny scenes in it? like 'tapir breath'

That sounds like a prequel to Alien vs Predator movies.

Have you seen the eastbound and down apocalypto reference in season 3?

@@DanielWilliams-oi4ss still light-years better then this souless crap

It was too woke

RU-vid like, wanna go 3 for 3

damn, added version 1 to my watch later, what'd they take out?

It happens with age

@@sethja8 Rich Evans hanging dong

And Predator and The 13th Warrior are both a retelling of Beowulf

Search Predator : dark Ages

Predator on bikini bottom, Flippy Crabby patties Or Predator hunting down A prey on a theater…in the 1880’s and the prey is…President Lincoln Vampire Hunter.

Preditor Poppins. your children WILL do what their told.

I would imagine that being kind of like Brotherhood Of The Wolf, but with a different twist. (Badass movie by the way)

I liked the way they did it in the 13th warrior how him learning their language and it transitioning to english. Was a nice touch.

@@captinundies6049 right! It's been years since I've seen it so I was a little fuzzy on that part. That movie got slagged a lot (especially by Omar Sharif) but I really dug it. Those vikings kicked all kindsa ass.

I also like you like how it is done in Red October the transition is done on the word Armageddon. Which is what Red October is designed to do. And also the word Armageddon is the same in Russian and English.

I just watched The 13th Warrior and actually really liked it. It's not even close to being as good as the novel, which is excellent, but I was kind of surprised I enjoyed it so much.

Wow, Jay is really off his game for not pointing that out when those movies came up.

Exactly. They always do this. It's all about the challenge for them.

I'm guessing that's cus Mike doesn't like making them? If he did he'd do it.

I don't care if Mike likes doing them or not, they're f****** genius and we need more of them God damn it, but seriously it would be nice to see

Come back Plinkett

Thank God. Plinkett reviews are movie versions of avgn. There's a reason those are criticized more than watched

I didn't miss them at all.

Just imagining Mike in a senior home watching VHS vids of elderly people with problems and laughing. The caretakers just bewildered.

I bought shitty pint glasses I never used to help them.

an entirely just cause.

I mean...we can still have that

Oh man, I'd love to see Predator in the Carrabean

@@justsomeguywithsunglasses8418 Yeah but we wasted 3 fucking decades NOT doing that

@@nobbynobbs8182 Predators of the Caribbean

Fortunately they’re never gonna stop 🙃

Damn we must have watched different movies

i was expecting more comments about how weird the size difference is in this one

This was killing me. It’s subtle enough that I was trippin

Oh good, that's a thing and I'm not crazy, lol! Kept wondering if maybe my eyes were playing tricks on me.

I noticed that right away and wondered if it was force perspective or what was going on.

Huh, I've been listening to the audio while working on stuff, and didn't really notice until seeing them both in the same spot. 34:30 Mike looks like a kid next to Jay. He could basically sit on his lap and tell Jay what he wants for Christmas.

He's a good man

The director wanted to do that for this film, but couldn't convince the studio

It wasn't the first time this was done to at least some length of degree. In the early 1980s there was one of the greatest mini-series "Shogun" that had a lot of dialogue in Japanese with very little subtitles. In much of the movie you had to interpret what was going on through how the English characters reacted who also many times didn't know what was said.

Such an underrated film, absolutely love it every time

@@69Jackjones69 Just don't mention Jewish people when you're around him.

isn’t he always complaining when someone other than him gets a role lol

His "pasta-face" during his portrayal of Luigi in the Mario Bros. movies was heinous cultural appropriation and he should be retroactively FIRED.

He should have said "Mary Lakota" unsubscribed

@@brosef4154 The Lakota are a disgrace to the Sioux, especially the Pine Ridge ones

Mary Siouxsie and the Banshee?

@@charlottecorday8494 what r u even talking about white woman im Lakota, and Souix is just another name given to Lakota Dakota and Nakota Groups from the Anishhibee tribe told the Europeans that were named Souix witch in their language was snake cause we were at war with one another so it stuck around as Europeans used it. the fuk r u talking about thoo lmao Wasichu

But she wasn't even a Mary Sue in the movie so calling her one is just dumb.

Except she wasn't a Mary Sue, which makes it stupid.

@@Deuteromis Did you even watch the video or does coming off as belligerent and idiotic just come naturally to you?

@@dampestfrog No she wasn't if you watched the film, she hardly made the mark as a Mary Sue. The scene where it was her and her brother taking down that, hawk, she didn't. When hunting that lion, she got knocked out despite wounding it. A Mary Sue would have h Killed it in one's shot You failed at proving she was a Mary Sue.

@@dampestfrog What skills are you talking about? She already was skilled, she doubted herself throughout the movie man.

I thought it was a forced perspective gag like in Willy Wonka.

Great observation. I couldn’t see it because of my AAAAAAAAAAAIDS!!!

Jay is tiny skeleton remember

I didn't even notice that until I read this comment, and now I can't unsee it.

NOW who has the high ground

and compose and perform an original song called 'the shuffle and slouch'

@@robertcrump1665 i'd prefer a song called "i want to fuck more"

Maybe something like Cosmic Policeman

Oh wait

Combo breaker

Such a good movie. I always buy extra copies if i find them in thrift stores so i can lend out to ppl that havent seen it

@@ericg1100 nice!

love it!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤳

I remember. It's working title was "Pridator".

There is a "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" movie though.

You know Jack the Ripper? Well, his name wasn't Jack! ;P

Hugh Grant seduces the Pred

But Micheal Jackson is dead. Who they gonna get to play The Predator.

@@predalien1413 bill Cosby

@@kartoffel4870 Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton who took more trips to Lolita Island in 18 months then Epstein did. And still no FBI raid on his house.

One Ugly Motherfucker Phone Home!

I didn’t necessarily get that read. I think the editing implies she spends a while, probably an afternoon, practicing. We also don’t see how her hunt went, but we do see that she was marginally more successful after the rope addition due to her rabbit haul.

@@mlj3347 Yeah, it's no big deal, like I said it's my only criticism. But agian...take any weapon you like and add a rope to it...see how adept you'll get in an afternoon: bring a bandage...I've been there and done that in my youth! Hahaha!

I also didn't read it as practiced for 20 minutes. I don't remember super precisely that scene but I thought days have gone by with her practicing

I doubt the trenches of northern France would work for a Predator. The Ottoman and Romanian fronts might be a bit more suited in terms of climate. Remember that the hunts take place during hot summers. I'd like to see a hunt during some African war, maybe Angola. Have some Cuban soldier who has extended family from Guatemala who might've personally seen the results of a hunt and been told stories about it. A hunt during the Crusades might be interesting, with crusaders and Saracens teaming up to survive.

A Predator shows up during the Christmas Armistice of WWI

@@deanscordilis7280 cue some kind of Escape to Victory prequel with the Pred in goal.

This is what the people want, this is what the people need. Somebody get hollywood superstar Rich Evans to talk to the execs at Twentieth Century and make it happen.

Was thinking about this today and thought about the 12 Legion legend. The roman Legion that went missing when it went into Scotland.

He also played an Abyssin in The Mandalorian, and he sure as heck isn't one of those, the hack fraud

Fidel castro was of spanish ethnicity. James franco is partly of portuguese background. So, both are white. Therefore, john was wrong either way

Or when he put on white face for Spawn. That is offensive to demon clowns, sir!

I am an idiot, i kept reading your comment and thinking "when did they draw a predator with blood in the films"

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

I watched the first one before it went private, what did they edit out of this one? I really don't wanna watch another 40 plus minutes lol

@@NYC_Goody Probably a spoiler scene the studio doesn't want them to have shown since the movie is newish.

@@LilyApus Jay had a John Ritter-esque ball slip around 33 minutes in. Fans of Jay caught it immediately and were confirmed for being fans of Jay.

@@LilyApus It got age restricted for some reason before they took it down. No idea why.

Disney...of course.

Yep disney ruins things

I dont get why everyone suddenly wants this movie in a native american language. When there is a movie taking place in ancient greece or rome, nobody asks for a greek or latin dub version. Weird

@@Revan-eb1wb Comanche is an endangered language with only around 100 living speakers, and i know a lot of native fans of the film really appreciated the efforts for authenticity not just to appeal to white audiences, plus the Comanche nation worked hard to make the dub as accurate as possible versus the theatrical cut where it's english but awkwardly throws in comanche words

@@ninten360 and? Latin is a dead language and you do not see films or tv shows set in the roman empire on latin. Invalid argument of yours

Sounds great. What is the book title please?

second ^ whats it called

I neeeed that

Samurai japan imediatly came to mind for a location of a historical predator spin off

'Predator: If it Bleeds'

That would be inteteresting.

@@ungreatfulduck750 i loved the Xenomorphic comics

They can land on Qo'noS and try hunting Klingons

I hear you can watch this in the Comanchi language with subtitles

@@BeautifulEarthJa while yes, that's true - I hear it's the actors dubbing over their voices rather than them having shot every talking scene twice

"I hate the world that we live in." "Yeaaaah."

😂 For that you have to visit Half in the Bag: After Dark

Is that why they removed the video earlier? I was so confused I was watching it and all of the sudden goes private lol

If you think about it a bunch of most likely uneducated French fur trappers from the 1700s probably wouldn’t be good at speaking French either.

It would be funny if she was a Mary Sue.

The hovercraft he's using is actually the hoverboard from Back to the Future Part II, it's implied the Predator murdered Marty McFly and took it from him as a trophy.

@@LastRenegade do those boards work on water?