Mikes outrage over his lost $5 had me really laughing 18:22 Also: After the whole "Kevin you Sell Out Twat" diatribe about Proon Blarb mule cup 2 - The commercial for your own RLM tat at the end of the vid was pretty lol-worthy........Nice self-aware touch there fellas! XD
@@inkartridge because it was the year Michel Sabbah is consecrated as Roman Catholic Bishop of Jerusalem becoming the first Palestinian Arab to hold this position.
Upvoted this comment because it’s exactly what I do too. It’s also one of the, or the actual, first RLM videos I ever came across and the nostalgia strong with this one.
@@itsd0nk I remember when this came out my senior year of high school right when I was getting into RLM. Even better is that at that Time they only had like 400k subscribers
The fact that I watched a thirty-minute video reviewing Unfriended and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 says a lot for how entertaining you guys are. Great analysis as always!
Honestly, I nearly shit my pants laughing when I found out the crux of the revenge plot in Unfriended was that someone killed themselves after they shit their pants.
You wonder what the process is for these movies? Adam Sandler and friends decide they need to take a vacation somewhere, so they take a day to come up with a movie set there. The studios then pay them to take a vacation and, time permitting, film a movie.
Paul Blart meets Crank, he must run across the mall getting sugar by any means necessary if he wants to stay awake. At the end of the film he's having a really awkward fist fight after the villain gives him too much insulin.
I can see that. At one point, he's starting to have a sugar crash but is chasing someone and can't stop long enough to buy something. Getting desperate, he sees a toddler who is a messy eater and has ice cream all of their face. So he just grabs the kid and starts licking it off their face during the chase.
You do it at christmas, he inevitably crashes Santa land and eats a bunch of candy canes, and has to fight elves, ends up somehow knocking out Santa, and has to be Santa. He's slowly falling asleep as his sugar levels drop, vould die any moment, and then a messy eater kid steps up and we get the scene The Runaway Script suggested. Disgusted moms swarm him and start beating him with purses until he runs off into the next cliche scene.
GSDAkatsuki A young woman talks to a middle aged man for a couple of minutes on Chat Roulette, and he starts to obsess over her. Once she insists she wants nothing to do with him and his old man penis he starts killing all her friends. The whole movie is shot from the POV of her Apple Watch, because why not.
Blart Blart has a 0% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, but an audience score of currently 51%. That's the really scary part. Because 51% wins in a democracy.
Daniel Dietrich Oh good, another pedantic asshole wants to point out some trivial missing governmental details in a RU-vid comment. Good on you for trying to call someone out though I guess.
"if those three letters of the alphabet could kill themselves they would" I absolutely lost it there. I love these quick witty exchanges those guys have.
(not at all) fun fact: The ghost in Unfriended filming herself holding up sad signs is a direct reference to Amanda Todd. A *real* girl who made a *real* video exactly like that and then *really* killed herself over stuff way more serious than the "cyberbullying" in this film. This movie trivializes and exploits her death to lend its half-assed concept some reality.
Don Radkos since you've been a fan for so long can you tell me if they purposefully say hacky joked and act horribly at times just to annoy people? Also why does plinkett sound so different in this show?
A lot of horror movies are filled with unsympathetic characters, but usually at least the final girl is supposed to be decent, and the antagonist usually kills indiscriminately so at least if it came up behind you in your theater chair you'd have reason to feel threatened. But in Unfriended, not only is every single character an absolute sack of shit, they are dying *specifically* because they are absolute sacks of shit, so unless you yourself have a hobby of ruining people's lives for shits and giggles, you have no reason to feel even nominally afraid of Facebook ghosts. So what at first looks like a horror movie turns out to be...I don't know, a morality tale? There's no possibility of lingering discomfort after the movie ends; once the credits roll, everything is neatly tied up and there's nothing left to think about. It's like it was deliberately designed to be nothing more than a way to kill an hour and a half.
That would make a great movie. A story about some sort of a serial killer or monster or ghost or something who sneaks up behind people who are sitting in chairs in the dark watching horror movies.
A lot of horror films have unsympathetic characters and they are always so boring to watch, there's no horror or tension because I can't get invested in the characters.
Whenever Adam Sandler looks at Kevin James, he's fantasizing about Chris Farley. Like, seriously, that has to be the case, right? All the people who show up in his movies are people who were on SNL at about the same time as him. Rob Schneider, Chris Rock, David Spade, etc. I really do think he kind of just started getting Kevin James because he wants a Chris Farley substitute. Too bad Kevin James isn't funny like Chris Farley was.
I've been saying this for years. Farley would be doing these parts (for better or worse) if he didn't OD and die, Kevin James would LITERALLY be a mall cop right now if Farley didn't die.
I've read a couple of times that Kevin James is a really nice and likeable guy off camera and I've come to the conclusion that these are the reasons why he's acting: A: Some on the crew find him to be a really likeable dude on set and easy to work with. B: The others on the crew, those that hate his guts, get to see and make him fall down a lot.
@Starlight Noire Holy crap. I think this is the farthest apart time wise I've ever seen a comment and a reply. As an aside, I can appreciate how Kevin James did a lot of his own stunts. Adam Sandler was barely putting on pants in his movies back then.
The Paul Blart movies together made almost $300M globally. I checked a random great movie I saw recently, The Northman, and that made $70M worldwide. So it's definitely too late for Humanity, GOOD LUCK DOLPHINS.
Terrifying and gripping, I was on the edge of my seat when Blaire forgot that uTorrent was seeding an episode of SNL in the background & she couldn't empty her recycling bin...
Watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 while listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the moon. I did it with a couple of friends and have now ascended to a higher level of existence.
Anyone else revisit this video as an excellent paring to the annual and enteral podcast “Til Death Do Us Blart”? if anyone is curious: “The format is simple. Once a year, every year at American Thanksgiving the five men will watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and record their thoughts, feelings and opinions. These personal expressions will be broadcast as a free, annual podcast. Should a member of the quintet pass away, protocol dictates that his baton must be passed to another, thus fulfilling the promise of five people watching and podcasting Paul Blart 2 from now till the end of linear time.”
I don't know if me watching this about 30 times over the span of a couple of years is a testament to how great these guys are, or just a testament to how much of a loser I am. Maybe both.
Blart sucks but working as a security guard for several years I can legitimately say the Seth Rogan movie "Observe and Report" is the most accurate depiction of security work ever made, everything from the drug use and unhinged characters to the scene where they beat the shit out of teenagers are all things I've seen at one time or another
@@aarondavis8943 Seth was definitely fantastic and perfectly sold the slightly deranged type of guy that is attracted to security work, as for all the other nuances I think it was more likely director/screenwriter Jody Hill to thank, I believe he made another movie that was based on his experience with taekwondo so I'm guessing at some point he (or people he knew) worked in security and told him stories/gave him the ideas that became Observe and Report
I love the quote "I couldn't take my eyes off the screen" from the Unfriended trailer. I know, right! I had to look at a computer screen the whole time!
As a security officer myself, I want to slap the ever loving shit out of Kevin James and Adam Sandler for ruining the entire concept of a movie about contract security. It would have been nice to have something watchable, but this is just embarrassing.
CravenTHC The first Paul Blart Mall Cop was a rip off of a 2009 dark comedy called Observe and Report starring Seth Rogen, also about a security officer at a mall and considered mucch better. I hope this eases your pain :)
Pocketses McFlurry As a Rogen fan myself, I found Observe and Report shockingly poor. The mood of the movie was all over the place. It didn't know if it was a comedy or a rom-com, and by the end it almost seemed more like a tragedy. If I could have anybody make a movie about security guards it would be Broken Lizard. Something along the lines of Super Troopers would be a better vehicle in my opinion.
Pocketses McFlurry Yeah I would check a couple reviews before actually devoting almost 2 hours of my time to O&R. Last I checked, it was widely considered one of the worst Rogen films.
So did the movie ever say why they couldn't just, you know, close the laptop, or unplug their modem, or... That's the problem with villains that can do whatever is convenient for the plot. If it's literally impossible for the characters to escape, why not just cut directly to the end of the movie when everyone's dead?
Basically Kevin James' career is he was in a bunch of little shows and then he became friends with Ray Ramano, appeared on the show, then he got his own show. Remember that as career advice, kids who want to be actors. Bug the hell out of someone and become their "friend" and you will get a gig.
I've been going through some of your catalog over the last week, and holy shit is Mike hilarious 😂. Even when the joke itself is terrible, his timing & delivery is flawless. Thank you guys for all of the quality content
Somewhere, in an alternate universe, people are flocking to see the new Chris Farley movie, Paul Blart 2, and Kevin James works as a janitor in a Chuck E. Cheese.
If Unfriended was first and foremost a horror-comedy, it could have been one of the best movies ever made. "WELL THE GLITCH JUST TYPED" is actually one of the funniest goddamn lines in anything ever.
Kevin James started on Everybody Loves Raymond where he played a van delivery guy and it was THAT character who then became the King of Queens character and lifted his profile so if you want someone to blame for Kevin James career blame Ray Romano...
I feel like Unfriended hinges on a gimmick the same way Boyhood did. They both hung a fictional storyline on a storytelling device that depicts "real life". I guess the real difference is that Unfriended wasted less than an hour and a half of our lives, while Boyhood managed to waste almost three hours...
Watching an older episode when they hadn't really done anything super crazy with the storylines, and then I click on this episode and it starts out with the house flying through the city in the first shot and I just cracked up.
I remember when I was much younger enjoying the first Parp Blarp Small Marp, honestly though I haven't seen it in many years so it could be awful. When the trailer for 2 came out I was like "Oh it's that thing I sort of likes, neat". Then I watched the trailer and all I could say was "Where are the jokes?"
