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Half Life : Alyx - Chronicles of a Fearful Caveman 

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When the imposter is Russ
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@chriswineglass9639
@chriswineglass9639 3 года назад
The "Ban that guy" "Time that person out for X mins" Line will never not make me laugh
@eddyspaghetti6211
@eddyspaghetti6211 3 года назад
corrupt streamer abuses power
@mrrdirty6198
@mrrdirty6198 3 года назад
My favorite was when some guy told him to butt chug.
@user-yk9sz9mh1t
@user-yk9sz9mh1t 3 года назад
It's a classic
@chalachouchou
@chalachouchou 3 года назад
ban him mod him and then ban him again and then mod him again and then ban him forever
@wienerguy7822
@wienerguy7822 2 года назад
@C0lorman ban this guy
@eyemotif
@eyemotif 3 года назад
he really does look good for 35
@nickblack9827
@nickblack9827 3 года назад
Fr, he can legally become president and yet still looks like 20
@nickblack9827
@nickblack9827 3 года назад
Also jerma 2024
@nikolaswashere3583
@nikolaswashere3583 3 года назад
lets wait for 45 pepelaugh
@benswanson5643
@benswanson5643 3 года назад
Yea I can’t believe a 45 year old looks so good
@screwdajuice
@screwdajuice 3 года назад
35 inches? I know, he's so compact!
@imBailout
@imBailout 3 года назад
Half Life’s story is so weird because that actually happened to my buddy Eric once
@yomama863
@yomama863 3 года назад
So wait your friend worked in a facility explosin happened he escaped out of the facility and also saw mutated animals and zombies and had a gaurdian angel who then he went in a portal to kill the mother crabs and other huge demons Pretty EPIC
@overseerbomb7632
@overseerbomb7632 3 года назад
Hahaha what a coincidence
@horizont6883
@horizont6883 3 года назад
guys this guy is making an l4d2 reference im extremely sure, ellis in particular
@logandunlap9156
@logandunlap9156 3 года назад
@@horizont6883 i’m pretty sure it’d be his buddy keith then
@dopeman4807
@dopeman4807 3 года назад
@@logandunlap9156 did I ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith went out for sushi, yeah for his birthday he decided he wanted sushi, but it turns out one of them su-shos are very expensive, so he got the bright idea to make his own sushi. not a problem with that is that he didn't cook any of the fish, so he was going ham on raw fish rolls one after the other, it got to the point where he was so infected with salmonella that he went up and went into a coma from how bad he got food poisoning, they had to vacuum his stomach that day and now my buddy Keith don't like sushi no more.
@michaelskocich1683
@michaelskocich1683 3 года назад
DERANGED streamer spends THREE HOURS making references to a game that DOESN'T EXIST.
@skamp_
@skamp_ 3 года назад
I love the news.
@jmbkpo
@jmbkpo 3 года назад
Three??
@michaelskocich1683
@michaelskocich1683 3 года назад
@@jmbkpo just trying to guess how long the full stream was
@jmbkpo
@jmbkpo 3 года назад
@@michaelskocich1683 i made a HL joke
@michaelskocich1683
@michaelskocich1683 3 года назад
@@jmbkpo oh my god, I get it now lmao
@allahhooah
@allahhooah 3 года назад
Jeremy Elbertson in the flesh, or rather in the Twitch shirt
@logandunlap9156
@logandunlap9156 3 года назад
pretty sure he’d be in the flesh for a frame, then his twitch shirt
@tahutoa
@tahutoa 3 года назад
I took the liberty of relieving you of your hairline. As for the fan base, I think you've earned it.
@superduper853
@superduper853 3 года назад
Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping live on stream
@Vanni008
@Vanni008 3 года назад
i love how he tried to shoot himself multiple times but didn't have ammo
@bogman4629
@bogman4629 3 года назад
I had the same thing happen to me last week at home. He's so relatable.
@dudeguy9081
@dudeguy9081 3 года назад
@@bogman4629 hahah...wait
@jaybird0715
@jaybird0715 3 года назад
Headcrabs on jermas face and his first instinct is to just point the barrel between his eyes and pull the trigger as fast as possible
@cgqn4398
@cgqn4398 2 года назад
That's kind sad... Jerma is such a sad guy
@bagingi6699
@bagingi6699 Год назад
literally Walter White
@MilataB32
@MilataB32 3 года назад
I feel like the reason Jerma knows so many among us references is just his streamer DNA, like if he had kids, their first words will probably be "Imposter" or "I fucking hate the swiping mini game"
@iAlexxGeek
@iAlexxGeek 3 года назад
He's so fucking creative with his jokes this is really funny
@SimLoadsMedia
@SimLoadsMedia 3 года назад
I like how he grills people watching the stream who've never played earlier half life games and then doesn't recognize stuff from earlier half life games
@bogman4629
@bogman4629 3 года назад
If it was made before 2010 it doesn't exist.
@Jepze158
@Jepze158 3 года назад
@@bogman4629 This is such a stupid mentality and i wish it didn't exist.
@SimLoadsMedia
@SimLoadsMedia 3 года назад
@@bogman4629 jerma does not exist
@jmbkpo
@jmbkpo 3 года назад
@@bogman4629 franchises of your POG games started before 2010. Even some recent games have pre2010 games references
@kommisarreid821
@kommisarreid821 3 года назад
@@jmbkpo Pretty sure it was a funny haha
@nosleep5882
@nosleep5882 3 года назад
21:55 “WAIT THATS GONNA BLOW THE WHOLE PLACE ISNT IT? THATS GONNA” *proceeds to shoot explosive*
@superblambo2592
@superblambo2592 3 года назад
Still wacks me out that he used to be a substitute teacher
@Exeros
@Exeros 3 года назад
I was about to say.
@sirehastings
@sirehastings 3 года назад
i bet he FORCED his students to drink huel and watch zoftcore zorn, this guy is truly ZONKED OUTTA HIS MIND
@Exeros
@Exeros 3 года назад
@@sirehastings Wooaah, am I? I was on mobile at the time I replied and I could swear I was replying to a different comment.
@johnckaudeclaude5671
@johnckaudeclaude5671 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Meffg--yNMY.html
@superblambo2592
@superblambo2592 3 года назад
@@johnckaudeclaude5671 what the fuck is this
@AngelLopez-sg4nw
@AngelLopez-sg4nw 3 года назад
20:26 Sometimes I really do wonder what goes through this man's mind
@bogman4629
@bogman4629 3 года назад
Zerk and eat hot chip and lie.
@bigg4342
@bigg4342 3 года назад
Jeez this is an old stream by now, but it’s good that the editors are keeping up with the recent as well as the ones that got left behind. You all are doing great work, keep it up! ❤️
@rakehen2689
@rakehen2689 3 года назад
Yah man they are fucking amazing !!
@samuelthayre6134
@samuelthayre6134 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku No one cares.
@themigtyboosh
@themigtyboosh 3 года назад
@AxxL please leave.
@rakehen2689
@rakehen2689 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku Dude Stfu, don't taint a great comment like @Big G 's comment
@johnckaudeclaude5671
@johnckaudeclaude5671 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Meffg--yNMY.html
@non-haereticicoalition8392
@non-haereticicoalition8392 3 года назад
If we're going off the assumption that half life games are only released when new technology for video games become available, the next one should come out in 2070 when you beam the game directly into your brain
@cyber_xiii3786
@cyber_xiii3786 3 года назад
Sounds about right
@bcool136
@bcool136 3 года назад
Thats actually what GabeN is working on/ investing in
@johnckaudeclaude5671
@johnckaudeclaude5671 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Meffg--yNMY.html
@Camska427
@Camska427 3 года назад
This is the longest time he's ever been seen not zerking off.
@bogman4629
@bogman4629 3 года назад
He was stealth zerking periodically. You can see the stream cut too sometimes when stealth wasn't doing it.
@user-hw2tg5bt1d
@user-hw2tg5bt1d 3 года назад
He does look good for a 35yo.... he’d blend right in with an elementary school class
@posteriorpepperoni
@posteriorpepperoni 3 года назад
True,the height is spot on
@CallofFreaky
@CallofFreaky 15 часов назад
@@posteriorpepperoniand his hour glass figure and beer gut
@DeSaxofoonVanPeter
@DeSaxofoonVanPeter 3 года назад
15:38 i love how he hesitates when it comes to shooting himself and the headcrab in the head
@TheWajo_
@TheWajo_ 3 года назад
He emptied his mag. That's why he couldn't shoot.
@PsychadelicoDuck
@PsychadelicoDuck 3 года назад
It wasn't hesitation, it was lack of ammo. Once he was reloaded, he didn't wait a second, even though the headcrab was already off his face.
@salisburysteak623
@salisburysteak623 3 года назад
god chat FREAKED out on that puzzle at 9:50 cuz jerma solved by brute force instead of actually going to the lore path to naturally get the answer
@salisburysteak623
@salisburysteak623 3 года назад
@762 765 the puzzle opens the gate on the left, but naturally even alyx comments about the mysterious stuff in the cave on the right. going down it has art for the vortugants, combine, gman, and also the clue for the puzzle. but jerma brain say no
@seanrobinson-old-4463
@seanrobinson-old-4463 2 года назад
lmao that happened to me too, i noticed that there were boxes that looked like the panel in the mural, and instead of triggering the cutscene, i just pubched in every combo on the mural, and got it second try
@martlesmartlesmartles
@martlesmartlesmartles 3 года назад
compact man literally slaughters thousands, says that they were "headcrab zombies"
@colonelcrepe
@colonelcrepe 3 года назад
ICP Night of the chainsaw vibes
@contemporarycompliance4929
@contemporarycompliance4929 3 года назад
$2,000,000 debt for the “Found yellow dead among us reference”.
@OJHgaming
@OJHgaming 3 года назад
22:40 I love how Jerma knows exactly where the camera is without even needing to see
@Freezorgium
@Freezorgium 3 года назад
In most headsets you can peek through the nose bit
@bored4428
@bored4428 3 года назад
Jerma is the only person in existence that gobbles when he's scared.
@Holographiq
@Holographiq 3 года назад
Jeremy's leanback shotgun -stance along with the scream is just priceless
@loosemoose5217
@loosemoose5217 3 года назад
14:45 I absolutely love the Wipeout reference even if only few people get it
@nof9395
@nof9395 3 года назад
8:50 I’m not gonna say it, I’m not gonna say it, I’m not gonna say it, I’m not gonna say it, I’m not gonna say it, I’m not gonna say it, I’m not gonna say it, I’m not gonna say it,
@pantelis5332
@pantelis5332 3 года назад
9:40 chat was going nuts because Jerma solved this without triggering something to get the solution
@dennybennis
@dennybennis 3 года назад
Same energy as randomly decrypting "world" on the bomb. This man is a psychological phenomenon.
@elielc.8459
@elielc.8459 3 года назад
The best part was when he literally skipped like 20 minutes of content in chapter 6 by falling down without using the elevator.
@de-ment
@de-ment 3 года назад
@@elielc.8459 dude I HATED that, he even read my message and then replied with "guys I don't need a piece of resin that badly"
@michael2126
@michael2126 3 года назад
Isn't this the PSYCHO who OPENLY COOPERATED with the combine due to his CRIPPLING INSECURITIES about his MEAGER SIZE??!?!!!
@realmackle
@realmackle 3 года назад
Absolutely ZONKDOOZLED streamer plays a valve vr game that was OVERDUE in the franchise
@MartianV2GG
@MartianV2GG 3 года назад
He played this months ago you can even find the full vod his editors are just a bit behind
@cyber_xiii3786
@cyber_xiii3786 3 года назад
@@MartianV2GG I think he might've meant that the game itself was overdue, not him playing it Probably
@realmackle
@realmackle 3 года назад
@@MartianV2GG I mean the game within the franchise
@realmackle
@realmackle 3 года назад
@@cyber_xiii3786 yep
@realmackle
@realmackle 3 года назад
@@MartianV2GG no yeah i'm an editor myself and I understand all of the work that goes into it, their work is not underappriciated by me!
@Laxhoop
@Laxhoop 3 года назад
Jerma plays a game based on his basement.
@CallofFreaky
@CallofFreaky 15 часов назад
He doesn’t even know he’s playing a game, that’s the sad part. Poor guy thinks this is all real
@OfficialMaxBox
@OfficialMaxBox 3 года назад
Took me a moment of mental dissonance before I realized that SuperDazza did an edit a few months ago. But he said he had talked about the shirt before so I figured that's what I must have been thinking of.. oof owie my brain
@hotdog2130
@hotdog2130 3 года назад
Oh hey Max didn't know that you watched Jerma
@avexxed6624
@avexxed6624 3 года назад
shutdown mode
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 3 года назад
@Grassy Knoll You realize Jerma hasn't done his own edits on this channel since like 2016 and it's other people doing it right? lol besides people should really just watch the full streams before the edits
@SuperCatfire
@SuperCatfire 3 года назад
fucking who
@ApoLk_
@ApoLk_ 3 года назад
8:14 *POV:* You are Jerma and a loving fan approaches to get an autograph, but you are having a psycho episode (as usual)
@minecraftpocketedition9931
@minecraftpocketedition9931 3 года назад
Wait a second jerma streams on twitch? That’s crazy!!!
@nikolaswashere3583
@nikolaswashere3583 3 года назад
??
@jimbo491
@jimbo491 3 года назад
his twitch is linked in the description of all his videos lol
@NerevarOfficialReal
@NerevarOfficialReal 3 года назад
No, sorry.
@dogshake
@dogshake 3 года назад
Careful though, most of the time he just chugs Huel™ and berates chat members
@meboi649
@meboi649 3 года назад
@@dogshake I think we all know he puts a THC infused mixture of red wine and soy in a huel bottle so we don't judge him.
@Tehnodinaroid
@Tehnodinaroid 3 года назад
8:08 "try another" reference
@Rudihrtd
@Rudihrtd 3 года назад
That moment where he treated the headcrab like a dog with something in it's mouth was so accurate
@non-haereticicoalition8392
@non-haereticicoalition8392 3 года назад
16:29 Now that is how an actual 35 year old yells
@Mark-cd3sy
@Mark-cd3sy 3 года назад
Holy shit that flying dutchman impression was spot on
@HuffdrewPaint
@HuffdrewPaint 2 года назад
I just noticed he shot at his own head one time well after the headcrab had fallen off his face. 15:33
@RadioactiveKJ
@RadioactiveKJ 2 года назад
17:38 is great Jerma just kinda flips the barrel over in the air and smashes a hack between a wall like out of an action movie XD
@Penguinsfishing
@Penguinsfishing 3 года назад
10:20 “First, distract target, then...” “Discombobulate”
@JamesJones-wd8or
@JamesJones-wd8or 3 года назад
underrated comment
@dartfamily3409
@dartfamily3409 3 года назад
Perform wild haymaker. Discombobulate.
@kooljawss
@kooljawss 3 года назад
7:27 So in 2004 everyone was scared of games with box physics? Or is Jerma LYING to make himself feel better about his Pygmachophobia and Barophobia?
@felsics9441
@felsics9441 3 года назад
The cut from him laughing at the skiing bit to him doing it AGAIN is gonna make me die
@easy_sneezy
@easy_sneezy 3 года назад
The Flying Dutchman impression was scarily top notch
@pickybusiness8549
@pickybusiness8549 3 года назад
"AAAAAH GET IT OFF MY FACE" *immediately shoots self in head after it gets off* Only jerma.
@HalcyonSwift
@HalcyonSwift 3 года назад
15:58 could easily be used as a ringtone
@shrimpspaghetti
@shrimpspaghetti 3 года назад
10:43 I find this hilarious just because this is probably how anyone would react to seeing xen flora.
@kofiddleboy
@kofiddleboy 3 года назад
Jerma “dad bod” wasn’t an insult there
@NoReplyAsset
@NoReplyAsset 3 года назад
yeap, he has a DILF bod
@BradDaemons
@BradDaemons 3 года назад
18:48 bit is my favorite part of this stream
@MrHeadcrab
@MrHeadcrab 3 года назад
anyone else hearing GAS at 23:48?
@Mormu624
@Mormu624 3 года назад
That wipeout surfs up reference made my day
@Kayahdi
@Kayahdi 3 года назад
10:15 bucket transition
@CoopLipski
@CoopLipski 3 года назад
Just wait until the Jerma Catboy stream is also the Among us stream. A Two in one
@suggestiveguy
@suggestiveguy 3 года назад
Called it
@bzzrtzzzrteertz2724
@bzzrtzzzrteertz2724 3 года назад
this was one of my first jerma streams I was able to catch live :) happy to see the highlights here now
@jakehill8690
@jakehill8690 Год назад
The skiing joke really shows how insane Jeremy is lmao
@MKVProcrastinator
@MKVProcrastinator 3 года назад
props to the edit at 4:03. Often these highlight videos don't have any fancy edit whatsoever, so this was nice to see.
@de-ment
@de-ment 3 года назад
4:04 excuse me did jerma just throw in 2 pizza slices extra into his editors' basement? what is this NEXT LEVEL edit? 30:42 YOOOOOO
@Potke
@Potke 3 года назад
God, so many +2's in this one. Jerma + VR is a goldmine, he should also check out the GAS bathroom in that modded map in HL Alyx, that Vinny played.
@raseli4066
@raseli4066 3 года назад
15:38 warcry of a very angry frog
@slippinjenny7410
@slippinjenny7410 2 года назад
Whoever at valve decided to put the flashlight on the same hand you need to carry objects and to reload is an evil genius
@Sylvestial
@Sylvestial 3 года назад
Jerma’s Wheatley impression is Oscar worthy
@jamescole4317
@jamescole4317 3 года назад
A good 10% of Jerma bits are just him doing weird shit, "in case people just walk in and see me doing this shit" Never change, my tiny prince
@rruckman9782
@rruckman9782 Год назад
15:56 Here we can see Jerma985 perform the so-called "jer-mating call" in his natural habitat. Absolutely stunning.
@dannylopez9905
@dannylopez9905 3 года назад
32:00 Rest In Peace Chick Corea
@jacobmarsa4168
@jacobmarsa4168 3 года назад
4:17 he does a perfect weetly
@emmajeane
@emmajeane 3 года назад
the new editors are tearing this shit up so far ive been so excited about new uploads
@pierredachello6268
@pierredachello6268 3 года назад
Noone is gonna say anything about that Xena impersonation? 15:57
@gnbman
@gnbman 3 года назад
Out of all the streamers and Let's Players I watch, Jerma is the one who could most easily do comedy for a living.
@s.hitman
@s.hitman 3 года назад
27:20 funniest thing i've seen all day.
@octoroidd
@octoroidd Год назад
i keep coming back for this clip alone
@matthewgoodman434
@matthewgoodman434 3 года назад
the mouse cam bit was so amazing
@thedangboi7198
@thedangboi7198 3 года назад
26:35 i still think its really funny that vinny did the exact same thing
@awesometris999
@awesometris999 3 года назад
This video holds the record for fastest 2ndJerma intro
@Guitar_Hero_1999
@Guitar_Hero_1999 3 года назад
audibly just gasped seeing this pop up in my notifications
@nikolaswashere3583
@nikolaswashere3583 3 года назад
true lol
@radical8329
@radical8329 3 года назад
You're a legend I was sad I missed this stream
@cianlacy6515
@cianlacy6515 3 года назад
Jerma laughing like a maniac at his own skiing bit is just one of the many reasons why I love him haha
@user-tj8yf3gv8h
@user-tj8yf3gv8h 3 года назад
8:36 when u can hear the imposter being SUS
@tatu5539
@tatu5539 2 года назад
Sick gamer skills, without the mouse cam nobody would believe it was actually him playing.
@QMan1234red
@QMan1234red 3 года назад
Showing people in the 1800’s the train film but its Jerma playing vr games.
@snorple1118
@snorple1118 3 года назад
24:50 Jerma learns what it's like to be average height
@drnoname2098
@drnoname2098 3 года назад
i love the mouse jokes near the end just so good
@SweaterL
@SweaterL 3 года назад
This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for
@kouroshmortazi9688
@kouroshmortazi9688 3 года назад
He’s actually a pretty funny guy
@kekyoin1261
@kekyoin1261 3 года назад
14:43 He says "Wipeout" in reference to the song of the same name by the Surfaris
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 года назад
Today I learned the Vortigaunt at 10:30 is voiced by Tony Todd, who is also Viper, Dragon Knight, and Night Stalker, in DOTA 2
@hello-jy9hf
@hello-jy9hf 3 года назад
love him chasing the headcrab and treating it like a puppy
@starluigi767
@starluigi767 3 года назад
His first reaction to a headcrab being on him is to point the gun directly at his own face
@bluebuckel7050
@bluebuckel7050 Год назад
27:25 Seeing Jerma chasing a headcrab and yelling "DROP IT! DROP IT HEY HEY HEY" is oddly cute, it's like as if jerma is chasing a dog that has something in its mouth.
@brandenscott12
@brandenscott12 3 года назад
It’s funny when it cuts and he’s just in the complete opposite side of the room starting at the closet door. I love VR with cam 🤣
@kaizerdeath12
@kaizerdeath12 3 года назад
Jerma seeing the Transport Synth being "20% bigger than the average bug" really adds fuel to the raging forest fire of the short jokes
@funx24X7
@funx24X7 3 года назад
Wow, I did not get the "what are those" joke until just now. This game really did bring out the best of Jerma.
@OceanCat
@OceanCat 8 месяцев назад
The skiing bit was so stupidly funny
@Channelnamethatiseas
@Channelnamethatiseas 3 года назад
That "It's a Gorgonite!" line got me so good lol
@xygyaz
@xygyaz 3 года назад
When the imposter is sus haha
@madgoomba2509
@madgoomba2509 3 года назад
True
@nekochan1539
@nekochan1539 3 года назад
that flying dutchman bit made me choke on my cereal
@Mark-cd3sy
@Mark-cd3sy 3 года назад
Its fucking spot on
@dancingheroes
@dancingheroes 3 года назад
it would be beautiful if youd put the date for the original stream =) love you jerma and editors
@nikon9871
@nikon9871 3 года назад
why isnt jerma running after the head crab a viral ass meme. Actually the funniest thing I've seen on yt since the large enemy spider shit
@Dabednego
@Dabednego 3 года назад
That Flying Dutchman impression was so good I'm wondering if Jeremy is actually related to the Murrays
@_Edgar_
@_Edgar_ 3 года назад
Mouse cam was great, I've always wondered how these pros aim so well.
@prydt
@prydt 3 года назад
great moves jerma, keep it up!
@DekuMemer
@DekuMemer 3 года назад
these video titles are always great
@misteriousgamr
@misteriousgamr 3 года назад
Jerma turning into a turkey when he gets scared is the only thing That I will remember after 10 years
@Mittomere
@Mittomere 3 года назад
The pallet jack part murdered me
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