HALF PAST DEAD BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted 

Watching Ja Rule get tossed like a GTA online ragdoll over and over is the funniest shit 😂

When he flew out the car all I could hear was Tyrese yelling “EJECTO SEATO CUZ” 😂😂😂😂😂

Billy's laughter during the opening seconds of this video is just *chef's kiss*

Watching that scene with Ja Rule flying live on stream followed by Billy’s laugh killed me with how ridiculous it looked!

Ah yes, the iconic duo of Steven Seagal and Ja Rule.

The amount of laughing I was doing in this video whether it's because of Billy laughing, Ja Rule getting tossed around like a rag doll, the lame John Woo/Max Payne ripoffs, or me calling out something because I vaguely remember seeing this a few years ago was something else. I almost dropped my laptop numerous times because of how funny this was 😂😂😂😂

You guys need to do the entire series of Steven’s catalog as bad movie roast.

The only fighting Steven doing these days is with himself on choosing which type of donut he wants.

Ja Rule's stuntman deserved an Oscar and a raise for enduring this madness.

Billy’s gasp when Corey announced that reggae album 😂

Ja Rule went out the car window quicker than the credibility of Fyre Festival.

Why did they do ya boy Ja like that?! The scene where he’s thrown from the car is hilarious🤣

This was part of that Urban Action Movie Craze in the early 2000's that try to Pair Martial Artists actors with Hip-hop & R&B artists stared with Romeo Must Die to Exit Wounds and Cradle 2 the Grave.

Man...JaRule went from Fast and Furious to working with the Russian training officer...😂

Lol 😆 Billy’s laugh never fails

Nia Peeples drop kicking Ja Rule was in the damn trailer 😂😂

You know Seagal ordered Ja to be dressed like that on purpose so no one could tell he was way better built than Seagal. It was on purpose.

Billy’a laugh during Ja Rule’s toss out of the car…..perfect. 🤣🤣🤣

Now you've got Seagal in a bad movie roast, please consider doing a roast for 'On Deadly Ground ' - Seagal directs himself as an ex CIA firefighter who punches the racism out of an oil rig worker with a hand slap game, goes on a vision quest where he wrestles a bear, then saves the environment by blowing up oil refineries and killing lots of people. It would a perfect roast!!!

Ja Rule spent more time in the air than Superman lol

All I can say is, Steven Seagal has an awesome Biography 1. He is a master of Aikido trained by the founder himself 2. He is the first white man to open a chain of Dojos in Japan 3. He fought the Yakuza in Samurai style sword duels 4. He sparred with Bruce Lee, who later idolized him 5. He even solved the mystery behind Brandon Lee's Death 6. He is a CIA consultant/Occassional Operatives 7. He is an Elite Navy SEAL 8. He extracted the shah of Iran and his family and escorted them to safety in London 9. He is a SWAT police officer 10. He is a former Italian Mafia Boss 11. He is to this day the only legitimate tough guy action star in Hollywood. All the rest are bitches 12. He is the best screenwritter and an expert in Siatsu 13. He is a Blues Guitar Legend 14. He is an international Sex Symbol 15. He is a sought after trainer of UFC Champions 16. He provided the martial arts training for the entire RUssian Army 17. He is the National Hero of Russia, Serbia, and Belarus 18. He is of German, Irish, Japanese, Russian, and Mongol decent 19. He is a Deity declared by the Dahlai Lama 20. He is an ultimate master of the buffet.

I could've gone my whole life without hearing that Steven Seagal reggae...now I gotta call Better Help smh...

Half Past Dead describes Seagal's career and health

When Korey, Martin, and Billy are dying of laughter, you know that the review is going to be good. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL, did you photoshop Ja Rule's head onto David Byrne's big suit for the thumbnail picture? I love it, it's so accurate to how he looks in this movie! 😂😂😂

You guys always seem upload when I'm feeling low and just want you know how much I appreciate what you do. Thank you guys

Billy’s laugh can cure depression

I sincerely believe that I've gotten more laughter out of Steven Seagal than any other human being on the planet.

I knew the second Ja Rule went flying out the car, Billy will be laughing. 🤣

The helicopter explosion is from Charlie’s Angels, the skydivers coming out of the plane is from Navy Seals and there’s unused outtakes from The Rock.

The film that Ja Rule decided to do instead of coming back to do 2 Fast 2 Furious which would’ve undoubtedly changed his life forever…..but he still got Fyre Festival!!!🤷‍♂️

Coleman: "Bottom of them feet..." Billy: (DIES) 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 Billy laugh at the beginning. Instant classic.

I remember liking the movie back in the day, but I remember the side characters and villains more than Seagal. It really was perfect roast material.

"If you really want the 4 star treatment...go to Death Row." 😆 🤣

This movie reminds me of when 50 Cent was asked to say something nice about Ja Rule and his response was "Well... he's not dead!"

The only thing I remember of this movie is Ja Rule flying out of the car.

How did they not notice Ja Rule's stunt double during the Nia People's fight scene is not only taller than him but he's white

In order to be called a jiu jitsu master, Seagal must able to toss not just his opponent, but also himself 😂

When even the Expendables don't want to work with this guy, you know that's bad.

Ja rule was saying his lines like he was still in the audition room

In fairness to ja rule suit. That was the style of suit at the time. All you need to do is check the early 2000 draft classes in the NBA to see.

Yo DT never fails to bring me joy with these Roast and Toast! May DT continue on for many many more years.

50 cent has this movie just to watch Ja get tossed out of Seagal's car 😂

Now they must do On Deadly Ground. Steven Seagal as an eco warrior and the cast is insane. And he directed it himself.

During the heyday of martial arts superstars Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Donnie Yen, Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, etc..., American action fans in general chose to watch Steven Seagal in the late 80s to mid-90s instead. I would've rather seen Michelle Yeoh as the star of Under Siege.

Somebody add “Monica No” to the clip of Ja flying out the car🤣

This movie came out before Cradle To The Grave (2003) . The creators of CTTG, Learned from this movie and did it better bringing together a Rapper and Action movie star/Martial Artist. Let that be known. RIP, Rest in Power 🪽 DMX. #CradletotheGravediditbetter 💯

I remember when I was a teen going with my older cousin and friends to the theatres, we refused to see this film theatres because when knew the acting was going to be terrible, Morris Chestnut deserved better.

Finally you guys do a Steven Segal movie i didnt think it would be this one lol

He was a notorious host 2:04 Ears are in pain 😭 3:57 Poor ja rule 😭 12:12 Clearly a stuntman 🤦😂 18:07 Not a bad fall lol 32:00 Facial hair looks terrible 🤦 34:16 Evil Donnie 👀👿 39:19 He's just too fine!! 🤣 40:42 What fighting style is that!? 🤦 44:25 😱😲 FBI 47:40 That expression 👀😭 54:10 Every character and plot is exactly the same while trying to use a three syllable title.. Eliminate bad guys one by one except for the last one until out of bullets, all fancy martial arts moves are used, and monologue is complete. End with hero shot lmao awful. 😭🤦

I don't know about real life, but the way Segal fights in this movie is just sad. Are they slap boxing? I think half the DT viewers could whoop his ass.

I wonder if Ja was given baggy clothes because he was in better shape than Seagal?

Ja Rule in the thumbnail dressed like David Byrne in Stop Making Sense with the big ass suit on

Can we get a supercut of Billy absolutely losing his shit?

Kurupt and Ja Rule got over their rap beef to get tossed around in a Steven Seagal movie.

Steven segal trying to run like the flash 😂

My favorite Steven Seagal story was when an actor on "Marked for Death" had Seagal believe that he was actually Jamaican through the whole production & didn't reveal he was from New Jersey till after they finished 😂.

2:04 Steven Seagal Worst SNL host 3:57 Bad very Bad singing 7:16 It's Dead it's dead! Frankenstein type of movie 8:32 Eye care! 11:29 Billy Brooks master of the Laughs! 12:12 Get out of my ride! Men! 13:50 what a rush! 16:35 Dumb move Jackwagon 18:07 ain't him doing that! 20:45 I smell BullCrap 22:20 No help from a a$$ beating 25:11 Video game in prison what! 27:18 Death Row!😅 32:00 making fall Look good! 33:12 Underworld Rain! 39:19 Bad men Donnie! 41:24 I've had it with the Slow-motion shots! 42:26 miss the double tap Chumps 43:30 tossed away! 44:25 Silly slap fight! 45:19 Shut up all of you! 46:19 See ya Ja Rule! 47:40 Undercover FBI Agent😮 50:40 I am good men! 51:32 he's trashed 53:00 Best tossed away in the Movie! 54:10 Oh S**t I dead! 57:00 ain't funny Jackwagons

I just found out about the Steven Segall reggae song Strut. Steven Segall saying "punany" is one of the most funniest things I heard in my life 😅😅😅

The only thing i remember from this movie, outside of Ja Rule getting launched out that car ( as well as him also getting thrown into an entire shelf by one of the prison guards) my favorite part of this film was when the chick head butted the holy hell out of the warden because he said something in spanish 😅😅

Remember back in the day when Steven Sigal could kick 😂

I can’t believe that at this point billy don’t pass out from laughing so much in these bad movie reviews

Billy’s laugh in the beginning takes me out everytime🤣🤣 #Classic

53:15 😂😂😂😂 I’m dying here

On Seagal’s cop show that he was on, he would code switch depending on the race of the person he was talking to. lol

Can't lie I loved this movie when I was a kid 😂😂😂😂

Lol, "F OUT MY PLANE!" 😂

“HE HIT THE WINDSHIELD!” Damn Billy smfh! 😂

Of course I havent finished the video but I wanna make sure Billy's point is made. When you make a crazy character you dont tell the audience "Ohh look how crazy they are". Its like that far cry bit when Vaas tells you how crazy YOU ARE for playing the game and it sort of funny. A person telling you "Do you know what crazy is cause im crazy" just feels like theyre not that crazy.

After watching this roast, this movie just became one of my favorite movies ever 🤣🤣🤣

They tried to redo the scene from a Rush Hour in the beginning when Chris Tucker is blown onto the window-shield… lmfao they copied everybody!! Smh

Of course the prison warden is nice. He's ugly Betty's dad.😂

Everytime Korey says “right there, over there right here” I’m 💀💀💀

Surprised it took them this long to do a Seagal movie.

"Its so unlike my boss to have people killed." 😆 🤣 😂

I had to laugh because they not only played camera tricks with Morris Chestnut, they used Calling All Freaks for the music 😂! Quintessential 2000’s I’m a bad ass music lol

in an interview Steven Segal said he did all his own stunts then they cut to his stunt double 😅

Security guard beats the hell out of Ja Rule and tosses him around. Ja rule: "I know kids who beat harder than that." Me: "You mean you always get beat up by kids and they toss around harder than that?. Who are they and why?." 😂😂😂😂

@ 18:24 the heat got so intense for Steven Seagal that he lost some fat

4:40....😂😂😂😂😂 don't let the "tootles" go unnoticed!

Half past dead is terrible movie, but its so F#$% funny 😂

This was when Ja Rule Peaked 50 was Blackballed at the time and he had multiple #1 hits but man did he Fumbled by not returning 2Fast 2Furious.

The Reggae album should've said "Steven Se-gayl".

25:36 I think that's kurupt dangling from the sealing which to me is a little weird seeing him here, including the fact that he's in half past dead 2 with Goldberg.

Lol! The thumbnail got me with JaRule in that oversized suit

Lmao that shot of him beating up the stunt men at the news station reminds me of the Will Sasso skits on MadTv when he played Steven Segal. 😅

For second i thought i was hallucinating, but no, double toasted is roasting Steven Seagal. His acting had only gotten worse after Half Past Dead and it was his last theatrical released movie.

0:07 😂😂😂😂😂 that dummy was just Flapping in the air like raised flag 😂😂😂😂

They put Ja in baggy clothes because he'd look better than Steven .

The weekly roast and toast intro anination is so relaxing brings me back watching tv in 2000

Double Toasted joining in on the seagal bullying? LET'S GO!!!

Korey I don't know if you'll see this comment, but I'm glad that you have a different attitude towards body shaming now. I stopped watching Double Toasted in part because of the height shaming.

This review had me in stitches! I'm currently working from home and found it hard to concentrate at times 😂😂😂😂😂

YES! I'm so glad you covered this movie! My friends and I found out about it a while back and had a great time watching it. PLEASE do Exit Wounds at some point!

21:47 Alcatraz was a fishing transport for the Ohlone native tribes before European occupation. Native tribe descendents protested around the rock's shores. Eventually I think they won the protest claim and that's why the prison was shutdown. There might be more to the story. But I don't feel like pausing the video longer to look for it.😅

Whoever is behind the copyrights need to kindly piss off for getting these videos taken down

This movie's existence is a fever dream within a simulation.

I'd love to see you look at "Marci X" and "An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn."

Definitely a guilty pleasure movie . I remember this use to come on that StarzBlack or EncoreBlack channel on cable all the time