I stuck the bloody hand print on my bathroom window, apparently someone saw it through the textured glass, thought it was real and I had a visit from the police...
The hacksaw blade story is still one of the creepiest things I've ever heard online because it _almost_ matches that urban legend of "razor blades in candy".
Black Christmas, Elvira, Puppet Master, Children of the Corn, and Hellraiser are classics! Also the killer shrews is only watchable if you have the MST3K crew there with you 😂
Phantasm wasn't too shabby either- it's pretty 70s and weird as fuck but if you have a tolerance for those things you'll have fun, more likely than not
Get used to that, I'm afraid. I have an over-inflated opinion of my own sense of humour, so I comment on pretty much everything I watch. I'm quite insufferable, really.
Some of those DVDs are genuinely brilliant. Phantasm? Puppet Master? Hellraiser? That's not bad for a pound, really! In fact I'd almost say it's outright good. Phantasm is one of my favorite horror films ever (but I won't say that's an assurance of quality in any way).
Pontypool and Black Christmas (directed by the late Bob Clark - director of A Christmas Story) are both Canadian movies, Stuart. And they're both pretty damned great.
That was actually HALF a hacksaw blade. Meaning there's still the other half out there waiting to be discovered. It's like a diabolical twist on Willy Wonka's golden tickets.
i think it's MORE creepy/worrying that ashens actually KNOWS the size of a 8 year old's brain, rather than the manufacturers, (most likely) guess work.
Ah, glowsticks. Reminds me of the day during my young and stupid childhood where I decided to chew on one. Thankfully, I at least knew to clean it all out of my mouth without swallowing any of it... Also, anyone point out yet that the Frankensign had two sets of metal bolts? One on the head, and one on the neck.
Just to let everyone know. Pontypool is actually a really good movie, (It's on Netflix) It sounds stupid but it's actually quite a breath of fresh air from the normal zombie films. I highly recommend watching it.
Luckily for me, they screened the live action thing at a crappy local sort of comic convention I went to all the way back in 2008, so I could see how rubbish it was before I decided to spend money on it. (and in doing so they also actually managed to spoil a ton of stuff to a painfully oblivious audience.)
Ha, the silver skull part reminded me of the time when I managed to convince a squeamish girl to watch Hellraiser because I said it was just like 50 shades of grey.
I actually saw that "Sparky's Big Adventure" thing once when it came out in 2006. It's a Michael Schelp movie. Schelp is best known for ripping off big-budget animated movies with direct-to-dvd knockoffs. For example, he made a movie called "An Ant's Life" to compete with "A Bug's Life". Anyway, the Sparky's Big Adventure DVD is part of his series of Cars ripoffs (yes, there are more than one), and if i remember correctly, it tries to teach kids about peer pressure and why they shouldn't talk to strangers. I think i remember a pretty weird moment where one of the characters is literally murdered on-screen after being lured into a car-compactor and having his/her wheels removed or something like that. Pretty harsh way to try to teach kids, but the movie is a piece of shit anyway. Oh, also, the way it tries to teach about peer pressure involves an adolescent car persuading a younger car to "trick his ride" (a car-themed euphemism for getting piercings), so he gets like 14 different hood ornaments and decals and whatnot.
***** I hope you have fun, XD. Keep in mind that my memory is a bit fuzzy and i might be exaggerating, but i contacted a friend who also saw the movie and says he remembers the same scenes. Also, i just remembered some part involving one of the antagonist vehicles smashing the protagonist's friend repeatedly while they are in an infamous area called "the badlands", well, that makes two onscreen murders in one kids' movie.
You just opened the Door to my childhood! An ants life, Sparky's big adventure, the Weird pig movie (charlottes web knockoff) where a bunch of snakes try to convince the main character to go into a meat processing factory, For some reason that really got to me as a kid...
I'm jealous that you have such an amazing range in your country! Here in Aus there's a piddly selection, and surprisingly the grocery store had the widest range of Halloween decorations/trinkets.
The weirdest thing happened to me when i was younger on halloween i bought some chips/crisps, I guess, from the store and when i opened the little halloween bag of potato goodness it contained loads of burnt and live ants but the box was fully sealed and the package.
I believe Colin has the world record for the lowest-budget for a officially released film ever at £45, thanks to out of date cameras, and getting everyone's mates involved. Also, Thorpe Park has that exact bloody candy bag for sale, but with Saw: The Ride packaging and a vastly inflated price tag
It's a bloody pun, Ashens...Boo tiful, instead of beautiful.. you know boo...like ghosts would say? It's a bit of a reach using it with Frankenstein's monster..but perhaps that's the standard salutation among Hallowe'en monsters. Cheers. I enjoy your videos :)
How he was saying it was focusing on the "boot" part. Regardless it makes absolutely no sense with the two phrases above it. Why go for a pun on only one of them? It's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that ever existed. As does Ashens.
Just want to point out- That 'Blood' liquid candy? It said it had E-129 in it. Which has been connected with cancer. And it was in a kid's candy. Humans are fucking awful things, aren't they?
I've had one of those blood bags and it stained my teeth red for a day and it actually tasted so sweet that it was bitter. It was not pleasant. Don't recommend it.
Oh my god... I had a packet of those gruesome body parts sweets, though they were in different packaging. The eyeballs were absolutely revolting, the rest were meh
To the person above me^^^ Actually, I think you'll find death note is an amazing anime and it is certain stele a lot better than your crappy 9-year-old-boy infested game roblox. So go shove your opinions up your arse as I frankly couldn't care less.
Amy Rose Actually, the Death Note that was there was the live-action movie version, which apparently isn't that good. I watched it once, can't remember anything about it. I do, however, like the anime/manga. Also, if you state you couldn't care less, then you shouldn't respond so aggressively as it shows that you do, indeed, care quite a bit.
Amy Rose I'm pretty sure both you and most nine year olds cant script games. That's how you create in Roblox. It's a bit more complicated than you think anime fanboy/girl.
I'm a little sad ashens didn't watch deathnote, considering it's a pretty good murder/suspense film that actually lives up to the anime, and is still it's own thing
