Ashens Halloween Special 2023 

True, Ashens makes the Best Halloween specials ever :)

See also Christmas

See also also Easter

i agree

litrely been thinking about it since the first of october 😂

They're whisper quiet, what do you mean?

Motors? All I hear is the weird whirring music.

That skull looks like it belongs on a CBeebies show.

The closed captioning picked up the motor noise of the skull and labeled it "applause"

@@bigbootybartholomew6680 I love RU-vid's auto captions.

seee youtubers can get away with saying words without losing their jobs, people over censor these days unnecessarily

@alegoman5269 It's just the way Ashens said it that made me laugh. I wasn't talking about RU-vid rules.

You may not have noticed, but Ashens doesn't rely on ad revenue, so he doesn't care about RU-vid and its ever-changing rules around profanity. If he was reliant on being able to monetise his videos, he'd be self-censoring, too. So, the solution is, if you don't want your favourite RU-vidrs to have to self-censor, become a patron.

@peterclarke7240 I'm not complaining about Ashens swearing. I'm just pointing out the way he said Motherf**ker was funny as f**k. If anything I wish he would swear more and that RU-vid wouldn't have bitch fits over any RU-vidr swearing.

Swearing is always funnier with a British accent.

Gosh, retail sucks. My first job was in Macy's during the holiday season, so October through February, anyways, there was this surreal experience I had. They played the same 20 songs on loop all day, right, to the point where I literally couldn't hear the music anymore. My brain just perceived it as silence. And then one day I'm ringing out a customer and she says "Oh, I love this song". And I'm almost like "what song?" but there was a strange moment where all of a sudden the music just kinda fades back into existence, and I'm just thinking, "has this been playing all day?" It broke my brain.

When I was a child I used to be that asshole child who tested all the toys that had "try me" button and made terrible noise. I feel bad for the shop staff who had to listen that. My parents refused to buy those noisy toys so my only option was to test them at the shop.

If only some 'customer' would pick it up and 'fiddle' with it and 'accidentally' turn it 'off'. In other news, when my nephews were toddlers, and someone would give them a toy that made noises, it was amazing how quickly the 'unreplaceable' batteries would 'run down'...

@@hjalfi Unreplaceable batteries in a toy are a crime against humanity.

@@samsanimationcorner3820 _coughs_ 'unreplaceable'...

He'll probably go to the great PoundSky

When that time eventually happens you could always pop down to poundland and get the badly sculpted Ashens inspired chocolate all year long advent calendar with free plastic rubber rats.

The original comment that I replied to said "Tesco", not "Poundland"

Yep I saw Tesco there too.@@igorszamaszow171

@igorszamaszow171 I meant to write Poundland not Tesco to start but got them mixed up. I'm not from Norfolk but Kentucky. Though I have come to understand they have similarities.

And honestly? I think they look cooler.

They're way harder to carve

bought a tiny white pumpkin from asda for 59p. going to make soup with it.

@@L-kunsame with green or more red-toned ones, they’re like cutting turnips

@@audiocoffee I hope your soup is good 💕

How many times does this need to be commented

2016? You can watch one from 2006 and get the same effect.

He should've checked if all of them featured that milk joke

I legitimately want the branded hand though

I always intentionally look for the oddballs like that when I'm in the Dollar Tree. One Easter they had little plush bunnies, and I walked up to the display and said, "Aww, how cute!" and picked one up, and then I realized the one that I happened to pick up had its face sewn on sideways. I ended up buying it because of how hard it made me laugh. His name is Herpaderp.

It sucks because US imports from China are more safety regulated and taxed than UK imports so Dollar Tree for the USA is nothing like the 99 pence shops in UK in terms of cheap food and products. British pound shops have way cooler stuff for the pound/dollar than we do.

As an American, I have no clue what "Trap Door" is, do you mind explaining?

​@@Java_ProtogenTrap Door was an awesome claymation kids TV serise..

@@UKGareth316 Ah, neat! Thanks for explaining.

​@@Java_Protogen you should be able to look it up on the tube

​@Markiegee55I only remember seeing three shows from that, probably because I went to church around that time.

When he said "I bought one this year not realizing.." I thought it would end with "... that I don't have hair."

I was thinking the whole time: Stuart has no hair... Well, he could have used it on his beard but maybe that staff isn't safe to have it near your mouth/nose...

Sad existence

@@Heinz-bx8sd Don't put yourself down

for an extra treat, i have 1 out on the 30th

@@Heinz-bx8sdSelf projection at its finest

Kind of replaces trick or treating doesn't it lol

Never before have I so fully supported the message of a sentence while so vehemently hating its wording

I’m breaking my burrito eating record so at least I’ve conceived heaven on Earth.

How, pray tell, is a spider, of the fat and squishy variety, inappropriate?

@@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 it's fat.

Honestly? Were you thinking of telling lies then?

Stories of Viagra, tigers, bone Hoovers and UFOs?

It genuinely surprised me every single time I remember that TJ Maxx is called TK Maxx in Europe and Australia (it makes sense though as not to be confused with TJ Hughes)

Just realized I typed surprised instead of surprises and now I'm going to slam my head into the wall for a few minutes.

One year they may be a partially rat eaten bag o' rats.

We can but live in hope.

No joke my local supermarket has rat problems and they get into the bread. Twice I bought a loaf of bread without inspecting it and it was eaten by rats. For whatever idiotic reason they keep the bread less than half a foot from the floor on the bottom shelf and its just prime rat bait. @@edtuckerartist

@@edtuckerartist The Octav1us rats sneaking in to nibble Stuart's itemes!

but you also can't go with the seasons gonk! No halloween without halloween gonk, no valentine's day without valentine's gonk.

i was hoping he'd spray his beard..

Grass mask time again yay! 💀💀💀

@@brianartillery All hail the grassmasks

And they’re making their feature film debut this year in “There’s something in the barn”. 😊 As a Norwegian, I find it baffling how our nisser (that’s what we call them) have hijacked all seasonal decor…

Bring on the advent calendars :)

Clint's Reptiles RU-vid channel has now made three halloween decoration videos about anatomically incorrect animal skeletons. It is funny to see an actual biologist to react to them.

Love ALDI.

That thing looked like a distended testicle

The only legitimate reason to have kids is for them to be the perfect excuse for buying tat. I just cut out the middle man and remain happily divorced. Now nobody can criticise my ever-growing collection of terrible plastic shite. 🤣

Still have a lot of the halloween decor collected from when I was a kid, and hung onto it even though I don;t decorate for halloween anymore because its memories. It's all kinds of halloween decor and stuff you would find in the mid 90s. I'm fond of the animated raven/crow from Gemmy toy company that has been going forever. It's mouth moves and it screams random phrases. I remember trying to feed it candy when I was a kid. lol

how are people still getting covid in 2023? unreal

Me with a stomach virus

Feel better soon! And @@MrWolfSnack, it never really went away and probably isn't ever going away either. It's just going to be a particularly nasty cold virus from here on out.

​@@cyankoopa8111you mean like the flu has been since forever?

@@iHawke Yup.

You can now go back and watch previous Halloween specials, what joy!

Lucky. You have so many ashens videos to see for the first time.

I’ve been here since Cyberman call centre. You have so much to watch. I’m a little jealous frankly.

Owls are cool for Halloween but better for general fall stuff.

That "owl" is clearly a cat. Lol

But ROM and the knife babies are best though 😂

they have it for dogs too now. i thought about painting my pomeranian up with white striping like a skunk (he was black) but never got a chance to.

My mom used to use it in the 50s-60s as a legit hair product, rather than as a jokey thing

Yup, get a salad bowl or something from poundland, and some orange paint from poundland, and some glue from poundland, paint the bowl orange, glue the hand down, boom, candy bowl

😂

Bravo, bravo!

Show us on the doll where Halloween touched you

I bought one, It's pretty well organised inside with socketed connectors and the speaker is a lot louder than I expected. Unplugging the motor that moves the eyes really helps reduce the noise. Now to turn it into an Alexa home assistant skull that responds to the name Yorick.