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Halo 5: Guardians - Funny Dialogue

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This video is a compilation of the rare/funny lines of dialogue you can hear when the I Would Have Been Your Daddy (IWHBYD) skull is activated. It includes funny lines from the Elites, Grunts, Marines, Forerunner Soldier, Warden Eternal, and the Voices of War announcer Yabda the Merciless.
This was (I believe) the very first video I made compiling funny dialogue in a game, and I must say, I do cringe at some of the decisions I decided to make for it (namely, the colored text which can be more than a little difficult to read at times). Honestly, the editing process from then to know has largely remain unchanged, which is to say that this video was just as time consuming as the ones I am making today. Anyways, hopefully you guys enjoy the video.
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@colonelsuperior3805 6 лет назад

Humans crouch over their fallen foes head... this celebration confuses me

@rpgghost1689 5 лет назад

that line shows you that 343 isn't as bad as people say they are

@TheScientificCookie 5 лет назад

@@rpgghost1689 They arn't bad people, just bad at making games

@notsogoodgamer5818 5 лет назад

@Edwardd Carreon "is sticking to it". They changed elites, weapons, vehicles and much more. 343 is changing a lot more

@topbrasstv8867 5 лет назад

@@TheScientificCookie you gotta give it to them for graphics though. It's the only thing they're good at.

@missingno2401 5 лет назад

the wonderful world of *t e a b a g g i n g*

@invertedgames7993 5 лет назад

so basically, Warden Eternal is just really sick of his job, the Prometheans all talk like 13-year-olds playing COD, the covenant are really concerned about the wellbeing of their heads, and Meridian is filled with soldiers that like to narrate what is happening and 1 guy who is really into sweeping. Nice.

@jacobnorris3903 5 лет назад

Don't forget the monitor that can't be rude.

@MisterC3___ 5 лет назад

@@jacobnorris3903 it isn't capable of feelings

@MisterC3___ 5 лет назад

@Ethan Baker true true. They are far more advanced than us, or very well tamed AI. But aren't the Prometheans Forerunners made to pretty much live forever by the Didact? Or is it just the knights? Or did I miss the whole thing

@RDKirbyN 5 лет назад

Masterful writing at work

@Firefox-Udon 5 лет назад

_Im crying because it's so beautiful_

@josesuarez7484 5 лет назад

"I think someone stole science human's arm." "Copy that."

@UpheavaI 5 лет назад

haha that made me laugh so hard, poor dr halsy

@giddyupgames9539 5 лет назад

Jose Suarez I read this just as that clip played

@snonsig2688 5 лет назад

And his look after that just thinking about what he just heard

@spartanajax1831 5 лет назад

Me last year.

@justjerey8890 5 лет назад

Lol yeah

@whisperedflame6952 6 лет назад

“My trickshots are immeasurably DANK.”

@mrcyberian9079 5 лет назад

Hosmie that one had me rolling

@lemlgramen 5 лет назад

Definitely my favorite

@frederiksd 5 лет назад

5:13 for instant replay.

@zanethederahn4079 5 лет назад

U wot m8t?! Git rekt, scrub!

@CreeperDude-cm1wv 5 лет назад

ya, soldiers are basically just pop culture bots

@bluedude5615 6 лет назад

Oh no, Cortana turned our 12 years old gamers into prometheans, oh my word

@jonathandixson1424 6 лет назад

hahahaha

@Cardboard_circle 5 лет назад

scru- whoops Im not 12 anymore

@itsjustjayy7390 5 лет назад

😂🤣🤣

@icantfindagoodytname6667 5 лет назад

mic-screaming 12 year old gamers

@Name-eg1uf 4 года назад

That so we kill em faster

@6bambolbi6 6 лет назад

"Humans crouch over their fallen foes heads. This celebration confuses me."

@Cardboard_circle 5 лет назад

Teabag if you ask me

@amadeustd3418 4 года назад

The elites are learning, next they going to speak on how they are confused on how the the humans they fight aren't real and that their are people beyond that screen

@gentleduckaudios9870 4 года назад

Amadeus TD don’t give them ideas

@josefzalusky7307 3 года назад

Same, nameless Elite. Same.

@konkeykong687 3 года назад

Timestamp? I didnt hear it.

@AtillaTheFun1337 5 лет назад

“You’re so into that ball!” “You really like that ball!” “You LOOOOOOVE that ball!” “YOU SHOULD MARRY THAT BALL!!!”

@spartanwar1185 5 лет назад

"YOU GOTTA TASTE THE MARBLE" "YOU GOTTA DATE THE MARBLE" "YOU GOTTA *_BE_* THE MARBLE!"

@scp-682thehardtodestroyliz2 4 года назад

Elliott Pascoe and that’s why I don’t regret buying the voices of war req pack lol

@Name-eg1uf 4 года назад

@@spartanwar1185 👌🏽👌🏽

@TheEldestSoulDrinker 4 года назад

My reaction : commits pro gamer move on grunt

@DoktrDub 3 года назад

“Sir permission to marry that ball”

@tensa5723 5 лет назад

2:24 "I'm a perfect thrower!" *sticks other elite*

@tdjkhazard4522 5 лет назад

“GAAAAAAAAH!”

@pen118 5 лет назад

It just perfect

@cheetobag2355 5 лет назад

He probably had some beef with other elite

@standarduser7105 4 года назад

“That was the worst throw... Ever... Of All Time.”

@midgetman4206 4 года назад

i didn't even notice that, thanks

@iconhawk2407 6 лет назад

I love how all of the forerunners are just 12 year old kids with too much vocabulary

@DredgeX97 5 лет назад

Weren't the soldiers composed from New Phoenix?

@theimmortalsuperbeing549 5 лет назад

I love it how all the Humans are just narcissistic adults who can take a beat down.

@kyaleerayen1615 5 лет назад

Well.. technically all the prometians are actually human.. not forerunner.. just the humans from before the rings were set off. Though to be fair the librarian did say that when they tried to revert them back to biological form they became monstrosities. :P sounds like 12 yo COD gamers to me!~

@spartanajax1831 5 лет назад

Me last year.

@Th3Nexus 6 лет назад

I miss the old days with only one big dumb guy and a little blue lady too...

@laccronimosecondo5639 6 лет назад

What

@Th3Nexus 6 лет назад

@@laccronimosecondo5639 What do you mean?

@laccronimosecondo5639 6 лет назад

What are you talking about

@Th3Nexus 6 лет назад

@@laccronimosecondo5639 You said "what". What did you mean by that?

@Mayo501 6 лет назад

Laccronimo Secondo He's qouting a grunt lol

@AdmiralMcGravy 6 лет назад

I do not smile. I do not laugh. I don't try to have fun. Mods, ban anybody tryna give me life advice.

@AlastorTheNPDemon 5 лет назад

Gonna save up for one of those laser brooms!

@dduude87 5 лет назад

I pray he gets the laser broom

@owenparris7490 5 лет назад

Best characters are Buck, Chief, Blue Team, and Exuberant Witness.

@imoneoldfart6804 5 лет назад

they need to bring him back in infinate sweeping a base or something woth a laser broom. maybe just have him in a random room on a mission, completely out of place and confused with how he got there but still sweeping because it is UNCLEAN.

@gageyoung1811 5 лет назад

Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for Broom Guy so he can finally get that laser broom

@houseflygaming 5 лет назад

I love how the soldiers are just COD players, like "get rekt scrub" or "Hacks obviously" and "u w0t m8?", some people will complain but unarguably 343 has done a diamond perfect job on making soldiers immature children with intense vocabulary.

@zanethederahn4079 5 лет назад

Yeah, I think it's funny as hell! I've also NEVER heard them say any of this until watching this video

@samuelr.6046 5 лет назад

@@zanethederahn4079 well it's rare dialogue

@zanethederahn4079 5 лет назад

@@samuelr.6046 and I even have the IWHBYD Skull on

@blairmacp1 5 лет назад

They're mocking the opposing FPS game

@Borgia5119 4 года назад

I think some of it is funny, but the cod dialogue is cringy and as if they didn't ruin the elites with their voice and design already, they also made them seem like idiots who are afraid in a lot of these

@MonarchOfblade 5 лет назад

2:22 Translation: Hacks! Obvious Aimbot

@thatoneguy9291 4 года назад

I just wrote this before I read this comment lol. I guess I’m not the only one who heard this.

@DoktrDub 3 года назад

That One Guy You just had to mention that you heard it first! :)

@nealhenrickang8145 3 года назад

Yep really good ears

@logicdog_2163 3 года назад

Good job fellow NF fan

@kamerontheghost4810 6 лет назад

ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! 😂

@HerrWulf 5 лет назад

when I heard the elite say that I fully expected it to be the first comment I saw,I was not dissapointed

@Borgia5119 4 года назад

@@HerrWulf ha... ha

@XtreemAlan 3 года назад

LOUD NOISES!

@justsomeeggsinapot1784 3 года назад

Just as I got there I read this... spooked

@user-bv7zo6vd4m 2 года назад

i feel like that was in the script and the voice actor took it a litle too literally

@VeraVemaVena 5 лет назад

"Your Core is broken, just like my spirit" *This makes me sad.*

@Goji938 4 года назад

"I miss the old days with one dumb guy and a blue lady" Me too kid. Me too.

@hornydiscord 4 года назад

Noding noding

@who_be_dis8356 3 года назад

Whos here after the infinite trailer and reworked cortana.

@Goji938 3 года назад

@@who_be_dis8356 yeah actually the game looked pretty dope! I hope it’s a fun time

@scareditymays6yearsago477 3 года назад

@@who_be_dis8356 yes

@consulargaming3554 2 года назад

420 likes, sorry man I can’t like

@eg2724 5 лет назад

5:27 “unggoy still talk, I shoot mouth!” Am I the only one that finds the jackals dialogue and voice hilarious? 🤣

@guromarv 4 года назад

Nope you aren't the only one.

@rodrigomelendez1545 4 года назад

It’s cool that they can finally kinda talk

@sivaalteredspringbonnie9956 4 года назад

Rodrigo Melendez kig yar speech makes my skin crawl

@tristenconde6361 4 года назад

i love that unggoy means monkey or ape in filipino it just adds to the comedy

@daddybgoode 3 года назад

Love their voice. I wonder who plays them?

@anthraxmacabre5200 5 лет назад

Poor Kig-yar. He was one bounty away from retirement.

@halopro8958 5 лет назад

“Damn! Just two days from retirement!”

@UnoriginalNamme 5 лет назад

Halo 5's Prometheans have arguably the best lines.

@ohhey6302 5 лет назад

Why, because they’re millennials

@UpheavaI 5 лет назад

@@ohhey6302 ouch

@UpheavaI 5 лет назад

also its generation Z

@rpgghost1689 5 лет назад

U wot m8

@Haloguy-mg8wl 5 лет назад

Never knew they even talked.

@crystalbeefarnoldmammoth.2206 5 лет назад

2:25 "I'm a perfect thrower" Immediately sticks an ally with a plasma grenade.

@TRIGGER-STRIDER-1 3 года назад

😂

@goodstuff4987 Год назад

Hey. He stuck something

@Vanerov Год назад

Betrayal

@Slipdash 6 лет назад

6:31 and here we have an example of a promethean from 2012

@oliverpierce5118 5 лет назад

Cripple Crash the greatest line in Halo ever

@Victor-056 5 лет назад

5:53 Ohhhh Dear, Cortana's going to be _Super_ Mad at me.

@MisterC3___ 5 лет назад

When you know you fucked up in 4th grade and you get sent to the principal's office

@reaperking7748 5 лет назад

@@MisterC3___ 😂😂😂

@puggleone 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@emilianolugardo3486 4 года назад

When bungie goes to check what 343 has done with the saga

@Borgia5119 4 года назад

Yeah I'm really glad they ruined this forerunner character, protector of the domain, by humanizing him and giving him panzy voice lines. Just as 343 has ruined the entire series

@HomingRocket1 6 лет назад

2:21 I pretty much worked that out. "Hacks...obviously!"

@MyGamer14 5 лет назад

Think he said " hacks are disabled"

@oliverpierce5118 5 лет назад

OBVIOUSLY

@Groggyracer 5 лет назад

He said, "hacks. Obvious aimbot." You have to really listen though.

@t-rexhunter3820 3 года назад

“HACKS! OBVIOUS AIMBOT”

@HybridB0i 5 лет назад

2:46 THATS THE [edit: "last"] GRUNT WHO SURVIVED MASTER CHIEF

@thatoneguy9291 4 года назад

69 likes Nice

@lonecolamarine 5 лет назад

The Elites are now goofy, Forerunner soldiers are gamers. (Makes too much sense on some levels) The grunts are... the grunts, The Jackals talk, the warden is... Thanos almost, and the marines are poetic. Say what you want about Halo 5, but don’t say it doesn’t construct characters well. Outside of the MAIN cast that is.

@masterkillerfluffy 5 лет назад

I love the wardens comments.

@spartanwar1185 5 лет назад

Don't forget the janitor He really loves sweeping...

@BUGCANDYY 5 лет назад

He wants that laser broom

@aMondayMorning 5 лет назад

This is all easter egg stuff due to the IWHBYD skull, right? I've never played Halo 5 so I have no idea if there are even skulls in the game but I assume that's what's causing this awesome dialogue.

@DaOriginalGrandPanda 4 года назад

Hey man, say what you want about the rest of Osiris, but Buck is a treasure

@Kaisenik 6 лет назад

So humans are narrators of their own lives (with a few being broom users), promethean’s are twelve year olds, and covenant are stupid.

@memeprez1281 6 лет назад

Lmao yes

@imoneoldfart6804 5 лет назад

hey, we know most were stupid. 1 jackley was smart enough to plan for retirement

@bluesnake1713 3 года назад

I think Unggoy Infusions happened.

@darassylmoniakam 3 года назад

it showthe mentality of the devs

@SCREAMshot6781 2 года назад

And The Sangheili Know about the players teabagging enemies when they die

@alivedinosaur 5 лет назад

The Elite that said "They're killing me, I'm not kidding!" was both sad and hilarious

@guywithgun6853 4 года назад

6:37 _"I'm coming for you now humans!"_ **proceeds to casually walk to the humans**

@SCREAMshot6781 2 года назад

Oh? You're approaching me?

@martinnavarrete5279 9 месяцев назад

That is the most epic grunt walk i have ever seen

@gunnerbooth3065 6 лет назад

I WANT TO BATTLE BUT I ALSO WANT TO NAP

@gunnerbooth3065 6 лет назад

Also why do all the marines in meridian talk in third person

@jaredallen439 6 лет назад

Gunner Booth it's not third person, but rather first ... it's like they're narrating a corny novel out loud, in real time; "the Spartan locked me in his steely gaze", or something. Perhaps making fun of coffee shop hipster novelists, I don't know. Remember, 343 is from the Seattle area (Redmond). That's my guess.

@bobthet-rex2718 5 лет назад

That line is me in a nut shell

@thegreathim0018 5 лет назад

Gunner Booth, mood

@JoshuaSlaughters69 5 лет назад

Fat mood

@marshallgoliat7088 5 лет назад

0:39 shit they figured out the Teabag

@josesuarez7484 5 лет назад

2:26 "I'm a perfect thrower!" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" *explodes*

@oliverpierce5118 5 лет назад

Humans crouch over their fallen foes heads. This celebration confuses me. Me too, Mr. Elite. Me too.

@spartanwar1185 5 лет назад

Then allow me to explain That is a taunting and celebratory technique, it is called "The Teabag" The purpose of this technique is to drop one's ballsack onto the face of the defeated victim Humiliating the victim and demonstrating the masculinity of the victor As for the history... I have no fucking idea It's hella fun to do though

@oliverpierce5118 5 лет назад

Spartan War118 yes

@danielazimoh274 4 года назад

@Taramafor Haikido yes

@lessonmet5291 5 лет назад

Humans remember their humans names. Can you imagine?

@elijahwatson3474 5 лет назад

Kids, most elites don't know who their fathers are.

@elijahwatson3474 5 лет назад

@The GunMaster That grunts and Jackals, it seem that Elites usually have one or two children in a lifetime.

@watzup9294 5 лет назад

@The GunMaster elites believe if the kids mostly boys will become weak if they learn who is the real father

@kaisipe412 5 лет назад

Only the mother's know the links

@inuyasha078 3 года назад

Elites are raised by their uncles not knowing their father is in order to emphasize loyalty to their clan over loyalty to their parents.

@securitybureauagent3714 6 лет назад

5:51 U wot m8

@guromarv 4 года назад

*5:50****

@imprxvised8219 6 лет назад

The elite saying say my name human broke me

@DeadlySkill15 5 лет назад

2:22 HACKS! Obviously

@colecacola0 5 лет назад

2:03 Why the elite sound like Kratos tho😂😂😂

@phr33z10 4 года назад

1:50 is a reference to the secret Grunt that you can find on the last level of Halo CE :)

@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl Год назад

Where?

@gavincowart7414 6 лет назад

I think someone stole science humans arm, copy that

@UpheavaI 5 лет назад

haha dr halsy rip

@zanethederahn4079 5 лет назад

@@UpheavaI O_o uhh... she's not dead, is she?

@kaisipe412 5 лет назад

I followed that grunt for a while

@civicrider5556 3 года назад

@@zanethederahn4079 no she's not

@thecatfather857 3 года назад

@@civicrider5556 Where were you two years ago?

@DoubleTapsize 5 лет назад

“I wanna battle, but I also wanna nap” “QUIET UNNGOY!” 😂😂

@Vikingr19 5 лет назад

So prometheans were memers

@guardsmen6274 4 года назад

Yos

@lordkrythic6246 5 лет назад

"My trick shots are immeasurably dank."

@Robosapien_ 4 года назад

3:36 "I want to battle, but I also want to nap!" Arbiter: "... How have we been fighting these force's for nearly 5 years?!" Random Ally Soldier: * *Snores* *

@soberscrim299 5 лет назад

*“Say my name human, say it!”* Random Elite that kills chief

@smolsunikki8043 4 года назад

Out of this entire thing I think 7:44 is my favorite moment. "I think someone stole science human's arm." "Copy that." And then they just get back to what they were doing. xD Please avenge Halsey's arm, little grunt and elite captain.

@noble_carnage9894 5 лет назад

“Humans know their children’s name, can you imagine?” 😂😂

@yavehsuarez9392 5 лет назад

That dude isn't concerned with the state of the galaxy he's to busy with important janitorial duties.

@DlackBick 4 года назад

"Should we keep it out in the open like this?" "It's not out in the open, there's a tarp on it."

@ghostoface1042 5 лет назад

Dude, the forrunners are amazing "My trickshots are immesurably dank" " U Wot M8?" "HACKS"

@caseywallace2923 5 лет назад

"Im hit! And you hurt my feelings too."

@reedsof2169 5 лет назад

6:29 this dude sounds like a 12 year old

@Borgia5119 4 года назад

Because everyone that works at 343 is 12

@afroartist1086 4 года назад

Pretyy sure its a female

@Azrael_Equinox 5 лет назад

2:25 ironic or traitor?

@justaaron2934 5 лет назад

Shadow Paradox **very ironic**

@glomorailey106 5 лет назад

Yes.

@oliverpierce5118 5 лет назад

Traitor

@user-zs8wv6ky6h 4 года назад

No he just hate him

@boyishslinky5833 5 лет назад

1:52 I love how they put that quote from Halo CE back into Halo 5 but instead this time it was an Elite instead of a grunt.

@XtreemAlan 10 месяцев назад

Reincarnation is real!

@Shyjoyo 4 года назад

5:37 R.I.P Adorable Unngoy

@BizsDustbin 4 года назад

“The Humans crouch over their fallen enemies heads” “Their celebration confuses me” Every Gamer: Its called T-Bagging

@merk2621 5 лет назад

2:26 "I'M A PERFECT THROWER" *proceeds to throw a grenade to his friendlies*

@uss-dh7909 3 года назад

5:23 - Jackal: 'Unggoy still talk, I shoot mouth" Probably the most real thing I heard on the covvie side in this vid.

@declangray2966 3 года назад

7:45 that grunt is very observant

@catboywinterlyons6554 5 лет назад

5:50 u wot m8 6:32 get rest scrub

@blueberrywolf2102 5 лет назад

Oh boi

@Dr_Monitor 5 лет назад

ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! This got me.

@zippolighter0177 5 лет назад

2:42 I have a feeling from that grunt dialogue 343 knew how Halo 5's gameplay would be received lol.

@louiswebtser 6 лет назад

Haven’t seen a video like this with this much dialogue! Congrats!

@victortorres2985 5 лет назад

MY TRICKSHOTS ARE INUMESURABLE DANK

@victortorres2985 5 лет назад

@Keliher I IMERSURABLE DON'T CARE

@Azarych 4 года назад

What is the time for that

@gemsngold 4 года назад

Azarych 5:12

@eliotharrell6061 5 лет назад

I had a soldier yell “gg, no re” after I died

@DotX9674 3 года назад

I can't tell if this a joke or not

@crocetti3273 5 лет назад

The Forerunner Soldiers pretty much are angry children calling hacks on everything.

@adolfgaming1761 4 года назад

Me losing my 20th game in one evening: 3:25

@cozence 4 года назад

2:22 he says ”hacks, obvious aimbot”

@rod2662 5 лет назад

The promethean dialogue pretty much confirms that their humans were all in fact humans that had xbox live accounts at one point.

@Heavysscreams 3 года назад

Actually had a conversation just like this with my TL lmfao 4:53

@atomwalker7540 3 года назад

''are you not embarrassed to be human?'' *begins to shoot the explosive bullets to an player* 3:58

@rrjt1011 5 лет назад

“Kig Yar speech makes my skin crawl” basically everyone’s reaction when they first hear them speak English in Halo 5

@Scolio 4 года назад

I love the Jackals. Covenant used to scream “For the Prophets!” But instead, the Jackal just yells “For profit!”

@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl Год назад

Wait they did?

@eiwp1702 3 года назад

6:36 the menacing walk though

@SCREAMshot6781 2 года назад

Oh, You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?

@rebelrunner2388 4 года назад

3:24 Felix(Pewdiepie) Tambourine of Anger Seán(Jacksepticeye): Bell of Rage Elite Covenant: Roar of Frustration

@abigmonster8457 5 лет назад

Return word of anymo- *ONE LAST BOUNTY..THEN RETURE* Eliete:.....as I was saying

@wenteago2468 5 лет назад

"ROAR OF FRUSTRATION!!" Is my spirit animal.

@kingonkingst.1361 4 года назад

“My trickshots are immeasurably dank” I cannot believe they let this one in, I love it.

@roflzwafflez117 5 лет назад

If Halo 5 got one thing right it's the dialogue. Also I love how poetic the colonists are.

@lightmetro7508 4 года назад

Eh some of the elite lines are a little too goofy

@Borgia5119 4 года назад

@@lightmetro7508 They ruined everything about the elites, did you really expect them to get their dialogue right? And the gamer references are just cringy

@terrain7879 3 года назад

@@Borgia5119 the elites in halo 2 and 3 would flirt with the player

@XtreemAlan 10 месяцев назад

Also I love what they did for Swords of Sanghelios

@aierune8201 3 года назад

"I wanna battle...But i also wanna nap." Shit no words have ever been truer then that Unngoys words. "Quiet unngoy!" XD

@andrewarnold2450 5 лет назад

*throws grenade* *accidentally hits friendly* "I'm a great thrower-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

@revenantkombant 5 лет назад

3:36 is a mood

@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE 5 лет назад

Would be funny if grunts accused humans of ‘hacking’

@TobyFoxfan 5 лет назад

2:23 every newbie online getting killed

@Wolffe-em6jn 5 лет назад

2:44 I think we all miss the good ole days

@GAMER-RANGER 3 года назад

0:06 is when u don't care if people DIES

@luiscoll8220 5 лет назад

That orb thing, represents human harassment in the future

@amalgomyte5628 3 года назад

"roar of frustration" Nice play on that one scene where he said the line out loud lol

@glomorailey106 5 лет назад

"I am a perfect thrower!" *proceeds to stick teammate*

@stiltedrumpskin4019 6 лет назад

You deserve more views brother

@yolsil775 5 лет назад

"My trickshots are immeasurably dank"

@yegorlarychev9810 5 лет назад

I have found my new battlecry... ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! Edit: I’m hit! A N D Y O U H U R T M Y F E E L I N G S , F O O L !

@SigmaLigma260 4 года назад

I shot one and it dropped like a sack of potatoes.... Alien potatoes..

@nightlock826 5 лет назад

The ducking Didect XD “If Cortana Asks I had nothing to do with it!” Of course the grunts are also funny

@masterchief8655 5 лет назад

His name is Warden Eternal, not Didact, bro.

@dj_stalin4572 2 года назад

0:17 I wish I had that level of dedication

@Lesion411 4 года назад

Some of the marines sound like they’re writing fanfics Best one is definitely: “I shot one and it dropped like a sack of potatoes... alien potatoes!”

@zeroremnant4477 4 года назад

6:36 he's walking with grenades but it feels so MENACING

@mgpmisterk2322 5 лет назад

So many references to the old games in here, my favorite is the elite quoting the talking grunt from ces last level

@droz6460 3 года назад

“I’m coming for you human I’m going to wear your skull like a pants”

@Dt-2030 2 года назад

1:35 i have respect for this elite for not giving a f$ck what this grunt says

@heyolorenns 3 года назад

"I miss it when it was just one dumb guy and a little blue lady" LMAO