Halo 5: Guardians - Grunt Goblin Dialogue 

You can't really be mad at this grunt. I mean it's not every day a grunt gets to feel this powerful. Also "stop that banshee" Random grunt fires fuel rod Cannon and nails a direct hit Grunt Goblin best grunt commander

If the Covenant had Grunt Goblins during the war, humanity would've been extinct before Halo 1.

"Cowardly human attacks in walking death machine... WHO EVEN DOES THAT!"

I love how the goblin will say different dialogue depending on the vehicles that the players are using

Grunts have the best personality lmao

He sounds like a little kid making up moves

2:30 “You humans don’t scare me anymore’” 1 sec later: “GET THIS OFF OF ME!!”

My team was stuck fighting a mythic goblin, and I rolled up in a tank. It really pissed the little guy off

never heard that "How'd you get a Phaeton"

I have a feeling that these Unggoy Goblins are Swords of Sanghelios Unggoy who are currently going through "Confidence Training".

I feel bad because the grunt finally feels Powerfull but then he is killed:(

By far the best thing to come out of halo 5

"Coward humans fight in a walking death machine, *W H O E V E N D O E S T H A T?"*-A four and a half foot methane breathing alien troll inside a walking death machine.

I'll be frank, I always loved a Grunt Goblin mini-boss fight, strictly because of the dialogue and that he's actually pretty tough. The idea of a Grunt piloting a giant robot version of itself is ridiculous but it manages to work with how the pilot is just enjoying himself while on a major power trip. It's like that moment when the weakling gets ahold of a big gun and gets to feel powerful for a while.

I want this guy to be in the campaign. In my opinion, it would make for a much better boss fight than the warden.

is it just me or does the "revenge, REVENGE!" line have a stronger meaning than it seems? since grunts have been mistreated in the past by humans and covenant alike. but the grunt is now getting his revenge on the humans like never before with his grunt mech, killing them off like they did to him. hence why he shouted revenge. I might be a big nerd but this is what I think

"That Wraith wont save you!" As the wraith runs in fear

yelling out his attacks.... seems grunts studied human culture... anime!

“Firing jerkseekers!”

Gotta be honest, after all the grunts we have killed, we kinda Deserve to fall to the grunt goblin

A TANK?!?!? THATS NOT FAIR!>:( says the one who takes forever to kill and destroys veicals in like 3 attacks btw he has a scarab gun which is even more unfair

When you stick him he yells out earape

Say what you will about Halo 5, the Grunt Goblin is a gift from the gods

we all know the best part is "PROXIMITY ALERT! WOO WOO!"

"A wraith can save you!" *Wraith speeds away* "NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU!"

They had some fun with that, I think is safe to say

The Prophets and Elites made fun of them, but didn't expect grunts to be gundam pilots did they?

Here's hoping these come back in Infinite. Hysterical with the megaphone lol

Grunt goblins are the definition of. “They laughed at my figure. I laughed at their funerals”

some of the things he says genuinely sounds threatening

Nothing like giving a child a battle mech

You think you’re so smart, all flying around

Grunt mech aka The spoiled brat in halo

i fear no grunt but that thing, it scares me

Even in halo 5 the grunts are still awsome

Man you gotta give props to the MeltMaster YipYap and the rest of the goblin mechs those things can really dish out punishment

Grunts are so adorable. I love their dialogue, normally they’re cowards, but put one in command of a Goblin and he adorably thinks he’s invincible.

Grunt: Cowardly Human fighting in a walking death machine. WHO EVEN DOES THAT? The robot the grunt is using: Am I a joke to you?

My favorite parts GET THIS OFF OF ME and how’d you get a phaeton

grunt goblin = Spartan grunt

0:55 I thought he was gonna say “OH YOU’RE APPROACHING ME?”

2:53 "Stop that human-shooty car!" Umm what car?

You forgot my favourite line: "You're dead, and I will live ForEVer!!"

Yo these need to come back to Halo Infinite.

2:01 Tyler1

The grunts REAALLY have fun in those suits

2:24 Go, my explodey babies!

They are so adorable!

I love all of this

2:20 how’d you get a phaeton!? Best part lol

Coward humans walking around in a death machine, who even does that? *Me realizing that he's in one:*

I remember when I was against a Plasma Grunt Mech, and when it was critically damaged, the grunt went "NO NO NO NO!!!"

"STOP THAT HUMAN SHOOTY CAR!"

Kind of brings me back to MGS days when the person inside Metal Gear would shout and it echoes in a similar fashion :,)

... hillaryous

Love or hate Halo 5, Goblins are precious.

Oh my word. I heard, yet I was not ready for the hilarity.

1:56

This made me play halo 5 again

It feels like I’m fighting Gir lmao

Ooh never noticed how attacking a different enemy offends the goblin

My headcanon is that all Unggoy goblin pilots are picked from the Grunts that watched too many mecha animes from the humans, and now became such weebs they pestered the Enginners R&D to make them a mecha.

One time I was in mythic firefight on prospect and melter master yimbap came down during the final round. Were trying our best but he kept on killing us, there was ten seconds left and we broke his shield that covers the face. I grabbed a dmr and shot him directly in the face and we won there was one second left

What Covent sadist gave the grunts a speaker!? Did he hate everyone!?

“Humans Die So Easy!” Yeah well not as easy as the unggoy ya bastard!

This grunt has the guts

That....... Is terrifying

Best grunt Halo

Oh my stars he's so loud

"You'll pay for that" is soooooo funny

Ooooo grunt goblins

That grunt went a bit nuts when they in a mech.

How do you stop Grunt Goblin? YOU GO FOR THE SHIELD.

Grunt " fackin shoot dat ting rigit now"

The best part of Halo 5 MP is these guys

0:38 I think he says "I eat tanks for breakfast!"

"You humans don''t scare me anymore an- GET THIS THING OFF OF MEEEE!!"

grunts are savage

Did I just hear a Grunt say, "Stranger Danger!"

You missed “Dead humans is best humans

Goblin: coward humans fighting in a walking death machine who even does that Me: have you looked in a mirror lately 😂

God i miss warzone

Grunts are cute from their tiny voice and the you one tap them

you forgot the one where it says it stinks in hear, awe never mind

“HOW’D YOU GET A PHAETON!?” Every noob before they acquire Reqs

A grunt being controlled by a grunt

Coward humans fighting in a walking death machine. Who even does that?

Halo 5 dialogue is ...... very intresting

Dimkee Hotay needs to be in one of these

Alright who let Claptrap get his own mech?

You're dead, *and I will LIVE FOREVER*

Probably the best warzone boss

I honestly really want to see one of these guys in Infinite as a boss, lol

I wish this was a boss in the campaign

I thought I was the only one who abuses the Plasma Caster

I have heard every line except "How'd you get a Phaeton?!" And "Go my Explody Babies"

In otherwords. “GG”

GRRRR HAAAFAAARRGAAAAARA! ARRRRRAAGAAARRGAAAAARA (We don't really like fighting with a grunt goblin, because of the things he screams out when hes fighting)

That's a BIG RED BUTTON!!!

0:04 Grunt:thanks for that grenade