Hamilton in a NUTshell (act 1) 

Tag yourself im Jorge Washingmachine

'Relationships' in year/grade 2: "hey" "marry me" "ok"

Alex: **marries Eliza** John Laurens and Angelica: *wait thats illegal*

babe no i duel

“Hey that was rude. *LET’S DUEL.* “

'Son' 'Well fuck you too' I cant-

"And im poor" "But you were always poor Alexander"

Eliza: now I’m pregonate Alex: I’m poor Eliza: .....You was always poor.........

The Schuyler sisters: 👩🏻👩🏾🥕 👗👗👗

All: "we like females." Laurens: "but I don't like females." Burr: "god damnit Laurens."

“hey” “marry me” “ok” still a better love story than Twilight edit: ITS BEEN 2 YEARS AND I DIDNT REALIZE I PUT “LIVE” INSTEAD OF LOVE ABSHABAHA

Me: mom can we see Hamilton? Mom: We have Hamilton at home Hamilton at home: Me: *thank you mother*

“And I’m gay” *Hamilton blushing* *All the Lams fans grabbing popcorn*

*How to flirt with Eliza* Alex: "Hi." Eliza: "Marry me." Alex: "Ok."

Random person: did you ever see Hamilton the musical? Me: *this video flashback* Random person: ??? Me: yeah...

Laf: Can’t pronounce “anarchy” Also Laf: *IMTAKINGTHISHORSEBYTHEREINSMAKINGREDCOATSREDDERWITHBLOODSTAINS-*

“It’s actually French you bald mango” -Alexander Hamilton

*SCREAMS IN FRENCH*I dOnT uNdErStAnd ChInEsE

Laurens: Babe no, I duel! -Bang- *INTENSIFIES*

SHIT I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT LAURENS INTERLUDE

*”mr. jorge washingmachine”* *“please be my left arm extension alexdre”* *“O K”*

"we like females" "but i dont like females" "goddamnit laurens"

0:00 - Alexander Hamilton 0:10 - Aaron Burr, Sir 0:29 - My Shot 0:34 - The Schuyler Sisters 0:44 - Farmer Refuted 0:49 - You'll Be Back 0:51 - Right Hand Man 0:58 - Winter's Ball 1:04 - Helpless 1:15 - Satisfied 1:21 - Stay Alive 1:32 - Ten Duel Commandments 1:34 - Meet Me Inside 1:42 - That Would Be Enough 1:47 - Guns and Ships 2:01 - Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down) 2:04 - What Comes Next? 2:06 - Dear Theodosia 2:08 - Non Stop

“Babe, I duel” “Yay we one” “No you didn’t now go home”

“And I’m gay” *N I C E*

'Bald mango' I FRIGGING CANT

"alex please come back i dont understand chinese" "it's actually french you bald mango"

I screamed at "and veggie" this is amazing

Alexandre ‘salaxander’ Hamilton Person Burr Large French Bread Hercules Muscleman J O H N L A U R S ANGELICAAAA A lizard Veggie Jorge Washingmachine Poet, the Phillip Trombone Anderson *games medicine* POOR LIFE DECISIONS

Lafeyette: hi I’m large French bread and I have nationality issues Hamilton: nice Mulligan: hi I’m Hercules muscleman and I bang horses Hamilton: NiCe Laurens: and I’m gay Hamilton: *NICE*

Alex: Hey Eliza: Marry me Alex: ok Angelica and Laurens: *You weren't supposed to do that*

Eliza: Is going insane Angelica: Go talk to her Alexander: Ok Alexander: Hi- Eliza: Marry me Alexander: Ok. Angelica: *You weren't Suppose To Do That*

“ *bE MY LEFT ARM EXTENSION* “ You nailed that conversation George

"Alex come back please I don't understand Chinese." "It's actually French you bald mango..." *Lafayette continues to scream in Chinese/French*

*Tag yourself* Im A lizard wtf is wrong with you?

*"Alexhoonder come back I can't speak chinese"* *"Its actually french you bald mango"* Me: Wow

"Hi im gay" "Hi im also gay" Ah yes, the gays of the 1700's

**drunk revolutionary screeches** Alex please come back I don't understand Chinese

Guns and ships can be summed up in: Lafyette: *drunk french screams* Washington: oof alexz come bak plz Hamiltion: ok

I am French bread Nice I am Hercules Nice I’m gay *NICE*

if "marry me" was all it took, then goddammit i should've said that before he even got the chance to meet _a lizard_ ;-;

All of Hamilton Summarized Everyone: Hamilton no! Hamilton: HAMILTON YES!

0:34 (Work work) Angelica~! (Work work) Eliza~! *And Veggie.*

George Washington: “Come back Alexander. I don’t speak Chinese.” Alexander Hamilton: “It’s actually French you bald mango.”

“I fund trusts baby fund me.” Comedy gold.

"no wait you weren't suppose to do that now im sad" that sums up satisfied really well

“and i’m gay” *blush* “nice”

"We Like Females" "I dont like females" ........ "God Dammit Laurens"

A lizard: Im pregnante Hamilton: and im poor Pause A lizard: Weren’t you always poor Alexander Pause Hamilton: Oh sheet she’s right (I had to add that)

Here comes the general THE BALD MANGO

n0 wAit YOu WereN't SuPpoSed tO do ThaT

"babe no I duel" this is the best thing in the world

“We like females” Me: **pulls up hamburr** Oh shi-

AND VEGGIE

angelica: “help her pls” alexdre: “ok” alexdre: “hey” elizard: “marry me” alexdre: “ok” angelica: “no wait you werent supposed to do that” angelica: “now im sad”

*ScREachES RApiDlY iN frENcH* Jorge Whashingmachine: Yes I totally understand what you mean Also Jorge washingmachine: ALXE COME BACK I DONT UNDERSTAND CHINESE

When Lafayette said "Hdmsbaajbabaiabzh" *i really felt that.*

Recap: Mother: Hamilton no. Alexander: Hamilton yes! Aaron burr: Hamilton no Alexander: Hamilton Yes. Everyone: Hamilton no! John & Alex: Hamilton yes! Burr: Fine. Everyone else: Ok.

"Angelica! Work work! Eliza! And Veggie!" LMAO LOL!

“Babe no...i duel” *long breath in” I....LOVE IT

Laurens: and im gay Alex: *blushes* N I C E

"Alxe please come back I don't understand Chinese" "It's actually french u bald mango" 😂👌

Bald mango is my new insult

winters ball: we like females but i dont like females goddamit laurens

“Babe no. I duel” pretty much

"alex come back please I don't understand chinese" "its actually french you bald mango"

*Goddammit Laurens*

1 year ago today... **drunk revolutionary screeches**

** Me : Watching the video happily ** ** Captions : SnAzZy OpEnInG mUsIc **

*I T S A C T U A L L Y F R E N C H Y O U B A L D M A N G O*

*hi, i'm also gay* *and veggie* *a do do do do* *please? no. please? no. please? ok then*

“Offspring is nice.”

"Revolution sucks!" "No, you suck!" "Oh shit he's right!"

'A lizard' 'Jorge Washingmachine'

*Y O U B A L D M A N G O*

Me: I need to study for this test that counts for half of our grade 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤 Me: Who's ther 𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

Hamilton: *Trying to be normal*- Everyone else: *SCREECHES SO EVERYONE HEARS*

And im gay *nice*

*_how to flirt_* be my left arm extension~ Howdidthisgetover600likes

Babe no ,i duel bang yay we won *That scene killed me X3*

This is exactly how I remember it! Such a beautiful play

Alex: let’s defend the constitution Burr: no Alex: please Burr: *no* Alex: *please* Burr: okay then Legit how I win every Argument xD

*screams rapidly in French* Honestly me too Lafayette

Me: *is able to count in french* Someone: why are you mumbling? did you just say sixty-ten? Me: it's actually french you bald mango

“Yes I totally know what you mean Alex please come back I don’t understand Chinese “ 😂

(work, work) Angelica (work, work) Eliza and *VEGGIE*

*screams rapidly in French*

“a lizard wtf is wrong with you” “help her” “hey” “marry me” “no wait you werent supposed to do that”

My favorite line in this “God damnit Laurence”

"Help her pls." "ok" "mArRy mE." "oK." *That wasn't supposed to happen*

_but i dont like females_

"Alex please come back I don't understand Chinese" "Its actually french you bald mango"

I love how the line I can understand the most is "You were always poor Alaxander."

“I don’t understand Chinese” “It’s actually French you bald mango” AHHH IM CRYING 😂

*screams rapidly in french* yes I know what you mean

Laf: *introduces himself* Laurens: *"hello!!"* Mulligan: *I fricked your mom*

You know it's gonna be good when you laughed in the first 10 seconds

Since watching this I've used the insult "bald mango" in ordinary conversation, having no idea where i got it from now i *know*

I lost it at “a do do do do do”

"but i don't like females" "goddammit laurens"