Hand Simulator SURVIVAL 

If wade worked at the zoo Little girl “look a tiger!” Wade “that used to be a frog”

"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER" Cocaine is one hell of a drug

Bob= the caveman that discovers fire Mark= the caveman that invents stop drop and roll Wade= the caveman that finds out you can trip out on frogs

this is exactly how raft turned out, bob being the chef, mark being the resource person / crafter, and wade not doing anything

Bob: How do I get back to body control? Me eating ice cream at 2 am every night: *I'd like to know as well*

1. You don’t have to sharpen the bamboo to use it 2. Use the rock as a “hammer” no nails needed 3. Beat the corpses of dead animals before you put them on the fire to get extra materials 4. Try to get off the ground at night so the animals drawn to your fire can’t get you! 5. Don’t assume the physics makes any sense! 6. Try things that don’t seem like they would work! 7. HAVE LOTS MORE FUN!

POV when mark dies: you’re a phone surrounded by toddlers

Bob and wade trying to feed dead mark feels like a sleep paralysis dream.

15:53 *Mark* : yes? *Amy* : Coffee donut =) Wholesome af❤️

Bob’s last words before he was killed: “Is this tiger dangerous?” Mark’s last words before he died: “Is this gonna hurt me?” Wade’s last words before he dies: “Where’s the frog?!?”

20:09 The sound that Bob made I'm pretty sure is the same startled screech ancient cavemen made when they, too, first discovered fire.

"How does it feel to be in my debt?" I swear Wade is so hilarious when he needs to be

I have learned two things today. A: Scorpions are no joke B: Also don't breath water

"Is this tiger dangerous?" Best. Line. Ever.

"did you guys go left or right from the frog?" and "took a wrong turn at the frog" makes me LOSE my ENTIRE MIND every single time, goddamn

Wade's persistent quest to prove that there *is* a frog gives me my daily dose of will to live.

Final last words "is this tiger dangerous?" "will this scorpion hurt me?" "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER!!" "..with that spear, I'm gonna try and hunt the tiger" "uh oh, guys, I found a bee hive" "what's the aggro range on the tiger? I'm about to find out." "OOH, there's a scorpion! I'm gonna try and kill it." "Guys! I'm not crazy! I swear!" "they're friendly if you don't let 'em eat you" "Oh, it disappeared, WHaT!?" "AAAAAAA!!! IT'S RAINING SNAKES!!" "I'm gonna try to kill this snake"

"The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake; it's not really my fault if you think about it" ~Wade 2020

“Did you just take my log?” “Yea.” Idk why but that was just really funny to me

20:38; The beginning of Wade’s insanity

wade and bob: *freezing to death struggling to make a fire* mark: COFFEE DONUT

Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of logs.” Mark: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of STicKs!” Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of your mOM!” Mark: *_(caveman noises)_*

20:09 That scream is comic. Absolutely fantastic.

Mark: The gatherer Bob: The fire starter Wade: the one on cocaine saying a frog became a tiger

15:53 Amy enters the room with coffee donuts for Mark. Ahead of her is Henry, and trailing after them is Chica, with a toy in her mouth :-) this warms my heart.

When Amy gave Mark his coffee and donut, I've never seen or heard Mark so wholesome

Game: *Unga bunga noises* The three of em together: Unga bunga *together*

*Door opens* *Amy and Henry arrive* Amy: "Coffee donut?" Mark: "I just got a coffee donut delivery!!!" *Chica arrives* Amy: "Coffee donut = )" That was adorable

Here we have Wade, ruining absolutely everything Mark, being highly inappropriate with his hands And Bob, just wanting to say hi to Marks RU-vid Channel

"Knock on door" Mark:"yess" Amy"Coffee donut" Mark:"gasp" Mark:"COFFEE DOUNUT" AMY:"coffee donut" Fav part of vid

I love when Amy interrupts Mark in his videos just to make him happy.

Mark: Don't you DARE chop my limbs off and eat them. Me, watching the forest: Haha... ha?

The look of utter joy and appreciation on Mark's face when Amy brings him snacks is just so wholesome it makes my day...

"Just make sure he never forgets" Mark: *Sweats nervously*

Okay but mark and Amy’s relationship is so cute and healthy

i love how in most games mark plays, things always just fly away when he goes to grab it

The way Mark reacts to Amy giving him a coffee donut is so adorable

FAVORITE PART: amy: "Coffee donut?" mark: "coFFEe DOnut?!" amy: "coffee donut :)"

Wade: *Does smeagol impression* Mark: You ruined it. Me: I think smeagol crawls like that Mark, you're just jealous.

I love how wades walk up to mark looks like he’s a baby carrying things lmao 32:35

Mark *SAYS* he's afraid of the ocean... But what he's *REALLY* afraid of... I S T H E F E E L I N G O F B E I N G I N D E B T E D T O W A D E . . .

I would pay money to see Wade's perspective.

4:55 "'Is this a scorpion? Is this going to hurt me?' 'No, why would it?' 'AAAA! I DIEEEEED!' 'Oh, it can! Thanks man.'"

I love that marks reaction to Amy giving him stuff to eat is always “This is the best thing to ever happen to me!!”

"Is this a scorpion? Is this gonna hurt me?" -Markiplier 2020 "Don't breathe water." -Markiplier 2020

“Is this tiger dangerous?” *Couple seconds later* *Screaming*

We need more Wade appreciation. Wade is wholesome and needs to be protected.

I love how Mark and Bob are just trying to survive meanwhile Wade is wandering the island and is shouting random things like "Beehive!" or "Spider attack!" or "The frog turned into a tiger and then a snake appeared!"

Bob: “You can’t reference a frog like we know what that is.” Wade: “Well there’s a frog and I reference.”

Donut coffee? “I got donut coffee delivery” That was adorable-

I love how they're like "These animals that are clearly dangerous and could kill me , are they dangerous?" It's the best 😂

*Imagining Mark, Wade and Bob's caveman ancestors making the same exact sounds while hitting coconuts, running from tigers, punching trees and of course, seeing if scorpions are dangerous.* lolz

Mark: *gathers enough supplies to let everyone theoretically survive the night* Wade: *breaks one coconut, that mark brought to camp* Wade: "You owe me your life now."

When Mark said “don’t send Wade. please send anyone but Wade” all I could think of was Michael Scott saying “please don’t send Dwight”

WORK? _WITH??_ *_YOU!?!?_* 34:38 Setup of my favorite line in the video

30:56, Marks face of just pure disappointment was so funny😂

Mark slowly turning into a caveman *starts hitting coconut with stick* Mark: OoO OoO OoO

The funniest thing about this video was Wade's constant screaming, "aHhHHh iTs rAiNiNg sNaKeS!!!" "AHhhHh iT tUrNeD iNtO A TiGeR !!!"

"Hurting me does hurt me" Ah yes, the floor is made of floor.

I love how wade starts telling mark he has a debt, when both wade and bob are in debt, because mark did 75% of the work, and the other is bob

15:50 "Bob I'm so cold..." Suddenly: "Coffee donut?" It's Amy! And dogs! And CoffeeDonut! And Mark is just stammering like a lil puppy.

Wade: "The frog turned into a tiger!!" Them: lol, he's crazy *30 minutes later* *Snakes and scorpions emerge from burnt frog "meat"*

5:00 Captions: [Applause]

I love how when Amy drops by & gives him stuff mark just gets super excited. He doesn't get upset or frustrated & Amy only pops in just long enough to give him stuff or ask him something, then he's right back to whatever he's doing

“The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake.”

Mark: Can I kill you guys? Wade: Yes . . . Mark: *sinister laughing*

Over a year later and I still come back to this video to hear Bob's perfect Homer Simpson scream @20:09

I want the game to be expanded so mark can make a series on this

Mark: i found a scorpion Bob: i found a tiger Wade: i found a FROG!!!!

Bob: Is this tiger dangerous? *Top ten moments before disaster.*

30:15 Oh Nope. That's wrong. You're not. ... Good Talk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did anyone else notice that at the end the boat was legit there to save them😂

" *whatever you do , don't breathe water.* "

Amy is such a sweet heart! Y’all saw marks happy face when she brought him a coffee donut 🍩 🥺

12:58 THE STICK IS STARTING TO PIROUETTE.. TRYING TO "Maybe we need a combination of logs and sticks?" "You need a combination of.. SHUDDAP." "Okay... :c" "OoNgA bOoNgA i FoUnD bIg StIcK" "It BiG" "Why no women on this island?" ":O The frog turned into a tiger!" "SSNAKE!" "OH! I drop as soon as fire." "The frog won." "The frog won?" "OoOooooOoOooOoO" *Mark's boat impression* Little Tree = Little Sticks "Careful. It turns in to a tiger." "Work with yoOoUuU?"

I will never get over Bob: "You go left if you're facing inland." Mark: facing the sea going left wondering why he cant find his friends 😂😂

Love that Chica ran into Mark's room with a toy when Amy delivered the coffee donut.

‘That scorpion’s no joke and don’t breath water!’ Some human said that, long ago

15:56, Amy delivering a coffee donut to Mark is SO wholesome

Anyone else mouth start watering when mark was eating that doughnut. I immediately started craving a doughnut

4:27 "Now I’m no longer delusional from my...” Rock yeets itself "Welp, there goes my rock; it never existed in the first place” - Marky Boi, 20/20 Vision

"The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake"

21:12 (Frog supposedly turns into tiger moment.)

13:14 i can just imagine going on an island for a vacation and seeing 3 naked men holding sticks and stones and hitting them to into eachother saying "Fiuh fiuh"

Marks last words: “Is this scorpion dangerous?”

I love how Mark dies and they're both assaulting his corpse

This game does something that a lot of games don't. It doesn't give you much information about what you can do so it's just trial and error. So when you eventually do something, you feel more accomplished because you feel like you did it on your own. With other games, it's them telling you what to do and that makes everything very convoluted and not as fulfilling.

I find it hilarious that mark uses the hand in the game to pretend to pull his part up and down lol XD

Bob: Go left from where we spawned Mark: *Immediately runs to his right*

wade this episode: Goodnight my sweet Prince... *OOF* THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER!!! A SNAKE!!! I came back with absolutely nothing Guys I found the beehive! AAH SPIDER ATTACK! I'M DYING

Bob: Fire Mark:Cocunut and Stop drop and roll Wade: *F R O G*

37:54 SERIOUSLY??? JUST WHEN I WAS DRINKING MY WATER?? LOL😂😂😆. I fucking spat all my water on my phone and my cycling machine. Oh god.😆😆

Bob and Mark: arguing about which to use to make fire, logs or sticks Wade, trying to be the middle ground: "Maybe we need a combination of both sticks and logs." Mark: "Maybe you need a combination of shut up." *Sad Wade noises

Mark: **touches rock** rock: aight cya

Famous last words: "Is this tiger dangerous?"

15:54 This is where the wholesome moments begin

20:08 That scream was the manliest scream I've ever heard

Amy: Coffee donut? Mark: OoO Amy: Coffee donut ;3 they’re so cute Thx for spelling correction😂😅

20:09 Bob makes fire in a flash XD 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Bless Amy.