High Guardian Abridged Shorts: Rosemary’s apology tour 

Apologizing with ukulele song is actually what Rosemary would do

“A ukulele solo is not the proper responser to years of psychological trauma!” But Disney taught me singing out one’s feelings is the perfect way to understand and solve one’s problems. The mouse lied to me! 😭🤣 Guess Sage operates more under the “singing killed my grandma!” sentiment when it comes to musical numbers 😂

Y'know, Rose has been shown in the past to eat abstract concepts. She could probably just eat the concept of psychological trauma.

Sage putting the "high" in high guardian spice

The whole ukulele fiasco sounds like something Guardian HQ would have Rosemary do after eating an orphanage or something.

Rose: "And I know the perfect way to fix all of this!" Me: "Is she going to take the ukulele?" Rose: *takes ukulele* Me: *slams hand on the table* "I KNEW IT!"

“Kneel before the dark lord bitch” hits so much harder than its has any right to be

Is a complete lack of accountability for your actions a food?

Rosemary saying "I was hungry" as an excuse for murder, she sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer for real!

If I had a nickle everytime Rosemary got her ass kicked by one of her friends because she made them angry I would have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

Why doesn't she just eat the trauma? We've seen her eat other concepts before

1:00 Steven Universe vibe intensifies

Rosemary's apology is still a lot more sincere than Logan Paul apology

These videos are funnier than the show.

Is Pschological Trauma a food? -Rosemary

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, it's Rosemary's Apology Tour C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, (Because I need an apology) it's Rosemary's Apology Tour

Those three thyme pictures sent me flying for absolutely no reason

Sages cocaine binge is just a drop in the bucket compared to the master wizard Charles Sheen

"You're not funny" "You're not quirky" " You suck at singing" "And I want you to leave " These are actually good points

I had completely forgotten about “One two, buckle my shoe”.

ok now i want a powersclae video on the abridge

It took me a good second to realize what you were referring to, but when I realized it hit me like a train on fire

I can't get enough. Your abridge episodes give me LIFE! Make as many as you can even if you have to edit or use vrchats! 😂❤

im so happy the spell came back

The best argument that these characters could have 😂

You could have put the yakuza sad song in thyme’s scene

If this actually happened in the show it would be funny as hell.

Are apology songs a food?

Funny she did make things better, for us.

Quick if we blow up the entire universe like a infinity amount of times we my final end rose Mary

Is psychological trauma a food?

3:14 Megalovania starts playing 😂😂

Well, it's better then Lela Ponce's apology video. Rosemary at least understands that she did something wrong. But no Rosemary, something wrong is not a food.

God taste in music

I did not expect Dark Lord Sage that caught me completely off guard

DAMN IT. I MISSED SOME EPISODES. NOOOO

Asgore in genocide route to Frisk be like 🤣🤣: 1:47

My working theory is that Sage's mother made Rose stupid to punish Lavender because, Rose is her mother's daughter expect less bad and Sage's mom had enough of her. And it backfired tremendeusly on her daughter.

Thyme Tho😭🤣🤣

Unexpected ending.

Oh, is pain a food?

You happy now, Parsley?

is comments a food?

I feel like it's a tad out of character, she would probably eat the concept of pain

😂

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

0/10 you should've used default Tiktok text-to-speech voice for the lines 😒

Oh god, the birth of Australia