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Hilarious QI moment - The Great Pick-Up Line 

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A discussion on ant eaters leads to Alan revealing an interesting titbit on a bartender he knows.
Taken from QI A episode 1 - Adam
Featuring Hugh Laurie

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@AnHeC
@AnHeC 10 лет назад
Hugh Laurie's face is all like: Have you seriously just made that joke?
@stitcha123
@stitcha123 5 лет назад
that probably wasn't the face he made at the time. The cameras are fixed on each member of the panel, and various clips are cut in during editing. sorry.
@slightlyinsaneFTW
@slightlyinsaneFTW 12 лет назад
This was almost 10 years ago...And Alan Davies still looks exactly the same.
@klemensk8776
@klemensk8776 Год назад
Another 10 years later and Amazingly he started to age
@KealohaHarrison
@KealohaHarrison 5 месяцев назад
@@klemensk8776I’ll give you that his hair’s grey now but in the face he looks pretty much the same
@terrykane6866
@terrykane6866 10 лет назад
That laugh lasted so long ,cause you have to think about it for a second .
@NormanMatchem
@NormanMatchem 9 лет назад
Even while I thought about it, knowing full well what it meant, it just seemed to get funnier in my head.
@technodemic6258
@technodemic6258 9 лет назад
Not if you're a perv like me, you don't.
@technodemic6258
@technodemic6258 9 лет назад
The trouble with Americans is that they insist on attempting to display to all others what perfect, unsullied. moral beings they are. But moral choices depend on a full education on subjects, also, outside their frontiers.- something they mostly don't even recognise. And what they can't understand they consider best to denigrate, to avoid the humiliation at others laughing at their ignorance. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
@Research0digo
@Research0digo 9 лет назад
Terry Kane I didn't. Did you know that a woman's 'clit' has 11x more nerve endings than a man's similar area? The vib was invented 12 yrs before the vacuum cleaner, also. :)
@NormanMatchem
@NormanMatchem 8 лет назад
QI is hilarious!
@shanefell5608
@shanefell5608 10 лет назад
I love the look that Laurie gave Davis right after he said it XD
@LoveSmerch
@LoveSmerch 12 лет назад
Oh God, I love how Hugh seems almost embarrassed by this :D You adorable man!
@Zac-cw1zz
@Zac-cw1zz 10 лет назад
"Excuse me, is your seat taken?"
@samilehtio7286
@samilehtio7286 10 лет назад
"That paper you're sitting on, are you reading that?"
@BadassRandomness
@BadassRandomness 7 лет назад
"Who's coat is that jacket?"
@SunnyBear
@SunnyBear 7 лет назад
Who's coke is that pepsi?
@AndrewWilsonStooshie
@AndrewWilsonStooshie 6 лет назад
Historical laughter. It goes on forever! :-)
@bitbeak
@bitbeak 10 лет назад
That's such a fantastically British way of putting it, thank you Mr. Norris-Wagstaff
@Buszke
@Buszke 13 лет назад
I've been looking for that laugh!
@andrew7taylor
@andrew7taylor 7 лет назад
Stephen's quip was brilliant, too - 35 mph laugh! :D
@fifimsp
@fifimsp 5 лет назад
I think the best part of this is the look on Hugh Laurie's face.
@ryantb92
@ryantb92 13 лет назад
Love Stephen Fry's "wow"
@Samsmilify
@Samsmilify 12 лет назад
i love Alans face when he tells the joke
@virinder07
@virinder07 12 лет назад
LOL...Hugh Laurie's face after Alan says that! WIN!!
@Tamashi88
@Tamashi88 13 лет назад
I love how Hugh and Sessions tried not to laugh at the joke ;P
@celeste5508
@celeste5508 3 года назад
Bless u john sessions rest in peace
@AeronN7
@AeronN7 10 лет назад
''Here's 20p... ring your mother and tell her the ransom is £20,000.'' Best one.
@stitcha123
@stitcha123 5 лет назад
except no-ones used a payphone since 1997
@CaitieLou
@CaitieLou 12 лет назад
Hugh's frozen grin at 0:28 is the best part XD
@RhunDraco
@RhunDraco 12 лет назад
@MJLongman Every time I need a laugh (which is common these days), QI never fails to brighten my day.
@20centuryfox100
@20centuryfox100 12 лет назад
"i nearly had me face off then!" alan, you slay me.
@danielevans545
@danielevans545 10 лет назад
uktv2 Wow, takes me back a little bit.
@qhsperson
@qhsperson 8 лет назад
And they're so young! My, have the years passed or what?
@MrJacobThrall
@MrJacobThrall 11 месяцев назад
A step removed from the simple "I've got a massive tongue" type line, which brings about a fantastic pause of realisation if delivered right: bar manager I once worked for walked in, wicked grin on her face, and said to the new girl, "If you need me, I'll be over in corner. Licking my eyebrows."
@specialfaiths
@specialfaiths 13 лет назад
Aw, look at Johnny!
@shadowfayte1
@shadowfayte1 12 лет назад
cause there bloody awesome!!!!
@MarryMeLancel
@MarryMeLancel 12 лет назад
LOL Alan is too cute!
@OrenVenezian
@OrenVenezian 12 лет назад
@MJLongman You are so right! You should also do it when every time you're home and HEALTHY!
@NorrisHistoryCorner
@NorrisHistoryCorner 11 лет назад
I kept a straight face until I saw John Sessions smile and then busy his head in his hands XD
@ElizaMogha
@ElizaMogha 12 лет назад
@akaianc Yeah, but keep in mind that it so happens that a lot more American TV programmes air globally than British ones. So, many people outside the UK may know of Hugh Laurie because of that little extra episode on Friends and Dr House.
@Lillian2167
@Lillian2167 11 лет назад
When we're ill, there is no better way to cheer ourselves up. :D
@TheMikeyReilly
@TheMikeyReilly 11 лет назад
Johns reaction makes this video.
@anglo-saxonredcoat3728
@anglo-saxonredcoat3728 11 лет назад
haha thats brilliant nearly topped by the fact no one knew how to respond haha
@ADEXL
@ADEXL 11 лет назад
Hugh's face lol.
@PlanetBongoSan
@PlanetBongoSan 10 лет назад
"This face leaves in half an hour, be on it" works every time
@fagaspar2007
@fagaspar2007 11 лет назад
I guess that's just because they are the brightest and the funniest!
@terratonus
@terratonus 12 лет назад
Hugh is like "Hmm... I could use that..." xD
@jesroddy
@jesroddy 12 лет назад
.......and a flat head! (for resting the glass on)
@keanelovah
@keanelovah 11 лет назад
Oh I see :D Thanks for explaining^^
@groovybabyrachy12
@groovybabyrachy12 13 лет назад
Thats the longest sustained laugh ive ever heard
@legendofcraig
@legendofcraig 12 лет назад
Never got it till now... i thought alan said bring it through his ears, not breathe through his ears. LOL, alan,
@Aprodia
@Aprodia 12 лет назад
John Sessions' laughter in this never tires me.
@GregorioXII
@GregorioXII 13 лет назад
@MaximHammel I'm a little more certain than that. What he said is a common joke on videos of the scene he's talking about.
@IronRooRoo
@IronRooRoo 12 лет назад
@7CellarDoors Yeah, on the town bike.
@peachykeenlimabeen
@peachykeenlimabeen 12 лет назад
That pick up line would work on me.
@phemyda94
@phemyda94 12 лет назад
@MJLongman Why is it that every time I'm home, well (and with tons of work that urgently needs doing), I end up watching QI clips on RU-vid?
@SheliakDragon
@SheliakDragon 13 лет назад
Everyone is trying not to imagine the implication....lol
@poeticnerd1990
@poeticnerd1990 12 лет назад
XD took them a moment to get it!
@Buymycourse2day
@Buymycourse2day 10 лет назад
We also have opinions, and express them openly like you. The damage is done, people have read my comment and disliked it, for all intents and purposes I have completed my mission, made people feel as if I condescended them... unintentionally
@membrainiac
@membrainiac 12 лет назад
Every woman who I've told this to has agreed that it really is a great pick-up line.
@YoungsterJoeyAUS
@YoungsterJoeyAUS 12 лет назад
19 second sustained laughter
@kiahmadison8541
@kiahmadison8541 Год назад
So the pub landlord was Gene Simmons? 😂😭🤣
@stfanani
@stfanani 12 лет назад
@bossyboots55 he was obviously thinking 'son, i am dissapoint'
@morthasa
@morthasa 13 лет назад
@HMservant Just the pilot episode (i.e. this episode)
@thegoodgeneral
@thegoodgeneral Год назад
I had no idea Hugh Laurie did QI
@morthasa
@morthasa Год назад
Only the one episode. Apparently he's rather shy when having to "freeform" so to speak, so he was fairly quiet throughout the episode.
@thegoodgeneral
@thegoodgeneral Год назад
@@morthasa such a shame. He and Fry are wonderful together.
@rltb_
@rltb_ 12 лет назад
That would work on me! haha
@jonnychant
@jonnychant 12 лет назад
Just watched house, it feels weird seeing hugh laurie on QI.
@fowad27
@fowad27 13 лет назад
@morthasa this isn't the pilot episode, just the first episode of the A series.
@LacyFacey
@LacyFacey 12 лет назад
saw pick up lines: "does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"
@padraig65
@padraig65 12 лет назад
Elizabeth wouldn't want to be upstaged by the greatest British Queen ever Fry is such a funny clever man Alan's line was great too
@comanchio1976
@comanchio1976 13 лет назад
@morthasa No problem. I wasnt being pedantic, I just thought that I might have remembered incorrectly thats all.
@hannnnnnaahhhhh
@hannnnnnaahhhhh 12 лет назад
Hugh Laurie looks so embarrassed...
@Borgninho
@Borgninho 12 лет назад
You're too easy, sir.
@Twurl
@Twurl 10 лет назад
You must be fun at parties.
@mackychloe
@mackychloe 12 лет назад
@TheRealBarnez Very worthy.
@superhamzah85
@superhamzah85 12 лет назад
DAMN IT! Followed some links, ended up on a QI clip, goodbye rest of the day. :/
@morthasa
@morthasa 13 лет назад
@comanchio1976 my bad, I meant the first episode in the regular series.
@BeBoBli
@BeBoBli 12 лет назад
@GhostMasque Congrats. You get the joke.
@viridismonasteriense
@viridismonasteriense 12 лет назад
strange to think this aired nine years ago
@TheBoHoBoy
@TheBoHoBoy 11 лет назад
A bit like a master debator?
@judgejudyslover
@judgejudyslover 12 лет назад
He may not want a knighthood!
@Jantrao
@Jantrao 12 лет назад
@daswerdasss No, he said "I have a nine inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears"
@myroseaccount
@myroseaccount 11 лет назад
No not really! just thought I would mention where he got the joke from!
@wesleypiglover
@wesleypiglover 11 лет назад
alan sounds so south londonish here
@bretert
@bretert 12 лет назад
@morthasa How have you fixed it and did you do it without reuploading? (although I doubt that)
@mjcw101
@mjcw101 12 лет назад
They have blokes like Johnny Vegas on weekly...
@learnerlearns
@learnerlearns 11 лет назад
LOL "Cunning linguist" indeed! That means "he gives good conversation?" ;-)
@peachykeenlimabeen
@peachykeenlimabeen 12 лет назад
At least I'm satisfied by the end of the night.
@FallingDownDeep
@FallingDownDeep 12 лет назад
@armegeddis so true my friend
@GooseberryMk3
@GooseberryMk3 13 лет назад
@PianoManFromJapan tidbit*
@clivebindley134
@clivebindley134 10 лет назад
You're right..it's a song of Kevin's...I've got a tongue that's 10 inches long, and I've learned to breathe through me ears.
@Ziggletooth
@Ziggletooth 11 лет назад
say no more
@D3w10n
@D3w10n 12 лет назад
@Plainlazy19911 Twice? I watched this at least 20 times till now!
@ClarinoI
@ClarinoI 12 лет назад
@Shannmeister The implication being that they failed to understand it, because they are a bit dim.
@Telstar62a
@Telstar62a 12 лет назад
Of course, if the line works, that ear-breathing isn't gonna help you much, either
@MaximHammel
@MaximHammel 13 лет назад
@GregorioXII *I hope
@ryama86
@ryama86 11 лет назад
one sure fire line to pick up any girl just go up to her say hello then lick your eyebrows works every time :D
@armegeddis
@armegeddis 13 лет назад
@HMservant In otherwords, not enough.
@daswerdasss
@daswerdasss 12 лет назад
just to confirm did he say "I have a nine inch tongue and had to breath to me ears"
@badass0685
@badass0685 11 лет назад
hahaha that's EXACTLY how i ended up here instead of studying
@kadindarklord
@kadindarklord 11 лет назад
You would be surprised, some of my friends don't usually get dirty talk and they're all over 20.
@ixcaliber
@ixcaliber 12 лет назад
@Theninjasarecoming Yeah explanations do ruin jokes. But I did understand the joke before I asked. I just doubted it because I wasn't laughing, yet everyone else was saying "It took me awhile before I got it" So I wasn't sure if that was supposed to be the joke or not. Anyways, yeah.
@SchoolhouseTechno
@SchoolhouseTechno 13 лет назад
Lol I just realized that Rich Hall looks a bit like Hugh Laurie. After always seeing Rich Hall in that seat I had to do a double take. But I do realize it is Hugh Laurie in this one. Right? haha.
@morthasa
@morthasa 14 лет назад
Audio desync problm fixed
@akaianc
@akaianc 13 лет назад
@lawnmower88 Please tell me you know who that is... That's Hugh Laurie. He used to be in a comedy double-act with Stephen Fry, and they did a number of TV shows together. He's currently in the States starring as Dr. House in "House". He's basically an icon in British television and comedy. In other words, he's quite a lot more than just a random extra in an episode of "Friends".
@GooseberryMk3
@GooseberryMk3 13 лет назад
@Parkerkun tidbit* Lol I just checked, it seems like tidbit is the North American version of titbit, the original English term, therefore I apologize! I actually read "tidbit" in a novel by an English author, hence the assumption that it was correct. Oxford Dictionary has however instructed me otherwise, so... My bad.
@CharlotteIssyvoo
@CharlotteIssyvoo 13 лет назад
QI: the home of highbrow humour.
@comanchio1976
@comanchio1976 13 лет назад
@morthasa I thought the pilot had Eddie Izzard in it?
@StdString
@StdString 12 лет назад
@JPVeigaaaa "Any female customer you like the look of" (a good looking girl)
@magicelliotth
@magicelliotth 12 лет назад
you could seemingly hold your breath underwater for ages if you had one ear sticking up. You'd prob get neck ache from the angle you'd have to hold your head at though.
@anonymousLeroy
@anonymousLeroy 12 лет назад
@Smithpolly Unless you're disabled. Everyone's afraid of the repercussions of hurting a disabled person.
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