@datnotfair now that you mention it, i've never heard his voice..but his biography states that he was born ''Ravenscroft, Trellech, Monmouthshire, Wales''
@666BrotherofMetal [Flatly] One method to commit suicide is to stick a rubber tube into the exaust pipe of a car and feed it through the car window. Eventually the fumes cause the pilot's death by suffocation/poisoning. Basically the SatNav is saying "You are so awful at driving it is best you just die here and now"...
@mburke875 [Thoughtful] I think it would still work: even if most of the toxic gasses (NOx, CO etc.) are removed (and that only really happens 100% when your converter is in top condition and at a certain temperature) it is still a pretty foul gas mixture, and if you concentrate it in a small area it will probably suffocate you.
Trying to calculate your taxes comes to mind... Alternatively doing a Gigli+Baby Geniuses+Baby Geniuses 2 marathon if you are going for the "slow and excruciating" feel.
Uhm sort of. He was right that cars come with catalytic converters. He was nowhere in the vicinity of right when he claimed that the catalytic converter would stop you from committing suicide in that manner. There's still plenty of CO in a cars exhaust to kill you.
@TheDoctorSubscribed [Grinning] I don't think you can actually get the SatNav, but if you put your mother-in-law in the back seat with a map, you can get pretty much the same effect (at least with the average mother-in-law) ^_^