Hiring A Dragon Girl To Protect Your Hoard (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A] 

Then she gets into book collecting and becomes known far and wide as Alexandria, the Book Wyrm.

Dragon: *shrinks down to human form* Me: *instantly bear hugs dragon*

This is ingenious by getting a dragon to guard your money the government can't take any of it

Over a thousand asmrs with this voice. Damn. I struck my own hoard.

Isn't that like hiring a goat to look after your cabbages? 🤔

Just what every aspiring noble needs a dragon to protect his gold

Dragon Tankman (human from): yeah im definitely human nothing else oh i cant lie i know ower kind would know when someone is lying well while you guard my hoard im going to work and yes im trying get more gold but the legit way not by stealing

Fantastic audio fake I hope you are having a wonderful day 😺

Making a deal with a dragon? The dwarves of Erebor would've loved that one. Could've saved them a lot of trouble (and us a couple movies).

I'm totally stealing this as a DM next time my players raid a dragon horde. Congratulations, you are now political enemies of the mad king and the only hope to preserve the history and culture of the realm.

I don't know what you're talking about. That is a completely average sized hoard. 😢

Asking a Dragon to protect someone else's hoard is pretty much the worst idea there could be though, say goodbye to your hoard 😅🐉

Hopefully we will see each other tomorrow ☺️

Hello there.

For a moment there I thought the listener character was going to show the Dragon his nft collection

After turning off the humidifier to record, Fake's lips were like lizard skin? That's one way to add to the immersion.

So exactly how much gold does it take to attract a dragon? I need to start budgeting.

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