Hispanic Parenting Fails - Dennis Gaxiola - Full special 

Therapy: too expensive Comedy: worth every minute!

"My name is Dennis, and I'm an alcoholic" Laughed so hard I teared up! :)

A good comedian tells good jokes, a great comedian makes you laugh at yourself and realize we are all pretty much the same. Dennis covers it all. Very funny man. Thanks Dennis, I laughed all the way through your show.

Don't get fooled by his calm demeanor and straight face, he's hysterical. He had a good crowd there. His jokes about race were excellent. I could definitely watch this again, very funny!

"I called my uncle in Mexico and told him there's a new way to get in." 🤣🤣🤣

This guy is honestly the calmest comedian ive seen, he talks so slow and calm but dang is he funny!!!;)

I love that he giggles at his own jokes. I get that. It's so cute.

“She got a plaque, but you got a trophy.” Laughed out loud on that one!

“When my youngest son was born he was already a uncle “🤣😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 killing me softly

“If you outlive the Lord...”. This is going to be my new go-to line

I just discovered this guy today! One of my new favorites for sure! Clean jokes that are actually funny! No cursing or talking smack for laughs. Straight 🔥

We're Colombians raising daughters in USA. Thank you for this great comedy we can watch in family. 😂😂😂

No profanity, no sexual innuendos. True comedic genius, from The Real Life.

"My name is Dennis and I am an alcoholic. Oh oh, wrong group". I couldn't! Lol!

That immigration officer joke had me CRACKING UP!!!

Dennis, you're very good; I laughed so much! Thank you 🙏❤️ Btw, my parents were married for 77 years! The both of them passed away in 1998 and only 4 days apart; may God bless their souls 🙏 ❤

If you can be funny without having to be vulgar swearing or sexual banter etc. This is truly a comedian.

"Grandpa, what do you think of the woman's right to choose?" "Mijo, everyone should wear choose". HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Aww! He was so nervous in the beginning, stumbling over his words, forgetting his lines... It was endearing! It's nice to see a comedian who looks human on stage, and relatable... Let's be honest... If any one of us gave a stand-up routine, we would be scared witless!

He’s frickin’ hilarious! I was so depressed because I just lost my brother in law at only 28 years old and he looks so much like him and even share the sense of humor. My husband and I being older than him and my sister he would always come down the stairs and say “Sister…” and I would roll my eyes and say “Qué quieres Nico….” and he would ask us for a favor. Lol usually a case of redbullls or some energy drink. Thank you for this show. You made my christmas eve.

Custody battle. U take him.. No U take him. LMFAO. I'm still laughing.

Man! This guy is hilarious. Profanity not even required!

He’s really a great comedian. Clean and makes sense

I love how he bridges so many cultural groups with respect and unoffensive humor. He isn't only hilarious, he's educating us as he does it. Much respect!

I didn't spend a nickel on this show, and still got my moneys worth. 👍👍👍👍 this dude is too good.

Woooooow! Somebody please get this man a Netflix special ASAP! Engaging, hilarious and clean! What more can you ask for from a comedian. Hope to see you here in Philadelphia someday hermano!

First time seeing a comedy show on here with no dirty jokes or swearing I gotta say I'm impressed.

Omg!!!! I love this guy! He is hilarious. I died at “ It’s a do it yourself kit” 💀😂😂

I’m really impressed. Almost 1 of the few standup comedy that I can enjoy watching with my kids. No foul language or cussing. God bless!

OmG I'm dying 😂😂😂 Mexican mom doesn't give statistics or facts, she just gives examples. "You're gonna end up like your cousin Lupe." 😂😂😂😂

The story about the hoopty is TRUTH! When I talk School in a rough area, I had a student who was asleep in the hatchback of the family's car when it got carjacked. Long story short, once the carjackers stopped the car the kid got away and the family got the car back pretty quickly because, in the kid's words, "it was one of those cars, one of those cars, you know, that you gotta push to start?" So yes, practical skills!

"You guys have flyers on the fridge". Lol this is true 😂

Wow, this guy hits nothing but home runs. Every joke is a winner.

What a nice guy - love comedians that can be clean with comedy and keep it funny.

This man will have laughing for the next 10 yrs based upon this show. He also makes me proud of my country, the wonderful USA. ♥️ From a lttle hillbilly girl in WV. 🇺🇸 What a lovely, intelligent, hilarious guy. Much love and thanks for all the good you are & do in the world! 🌎♥️🙋‍♀️🙏🏻🎯

This GENTLEMAN is Funny as ALL HECK. Passed HIS HUMOR onto many. Love Him..Great Man

He's exactly right about the media being the trouble maker at the core of racial tensions. This was aired in 2019, and I'm watching this during the sad times in 2020.

“ What would Jesus do what would Jesus do and I remembered that Jesus raised the dead and I said Get up”. xD. That killed me

I lost count of how many times I watched this show and every time I have tears of laugh running on my face.

You’re killing me here 🤣 I have watched your Full Special several times and its funnier every time. Really appreciate your mello delivery and humanity. We humans are hilarious. Thank you for lightening it up and showing us we can take a joke at the stereo typicalness of our individual heritage! Also, thank you for your service and for acknowledging all those who serve.

"A taco is a crunchy shell with delicious ingredients inside of it. How did Kenny know?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He’s so funny! His mother sounded like mine! She said, “I brought you in this world and I will take you out!”

Dennis I could listen to your jokes every day. You are great! I love your act because you can make any age, any race, any gender and any religion feel comfortable. Alll clean hysterical jokes......You are a TRUE comedian, with REAL TALENT. YOUR AWESOME!!!!

By the time we got to, " My nephew wants to get a car..." I was truly cracked up, snorting, belly jumping, tears in my eyes and the hits just kept on coming!!

"Chubby white women with black boyfriends" I'm done hahaha

"You need to go see a non-smoking, drug-free, vegetarian, bisexual, handicapped, Native American, senior citizen, female that drives her electric car to a job at the recycling plant".

I just want to say that for someone to entertain a crowd as long as he did Is amazing. He made us laugh but most of all he brings us all closer together. Me and my husband absolutely related to a lot of his jokes and we are Italian. It just goes to show you that we are all related in some way😊.

His delivery and timing are sublime.

I love how he cracks himself up

I'm not in good enough shape to go to sleep. Wow. Hilarious. That one caught me off guard!

Omg I am glad I stumbled upon this guy I have not laughed so hard in a long time

12:28 "Are Jew a Jew S citizen?" Hahahaha. I couldn't stop laughing. That was so funny.

RUN JESUS RUN!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I “blew up” laughing

This dude just became one of my new favorite comedians! He killed it! 😂

I have watched this show 3 times and I loved it every time! You are a riot sir! Laughter is the best medicine! Thank you!

It's Great how Dennis brings racial diversity together in his material. Genius!

Dennis, your delivery and content is brilliant and your voice is soothing yet energizing. You're a breath of fresh air in these tense times. Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

"Jesus is my rock I'm sanctified" Thwack 😂

I am from the UK and have been watching Dry Bar Comedy for a few weeks now and Dennis has to be my favourite!! He had me laughing all the way!! I want more of this talented comedian!!

I live in the south and this was hilarious. You wouldn't have to change a thing to do this routine here. Even throw in a Dale Earnhardt 🤣

"I got more joke I'm just looking at you guys" lol

Omg he’s hilarious !!! Such a good energy about him too ! God bless these folks out there making us laugh and not having to be nasty !

‘’I can’t take my grandsons to the mall without an Amber alert going off.” Priceless!!!

He has so many relatable jokes I want to join in and tell him my own stories lol.

Never seen such an honest and hilarious comedian in my life. Hope to see more specials from him. Great guy!

I can't remember the last time I saw my mom laugh as hard as she did watching this. Every joke landed. Every.

He's a true comedy genius.

He is hilarious! There's something to be said about clean and wholesome comedy! So much better a hundred percent!

"Is he laughing?!" "Darn it!! Martha I can't see!!" "Their gonna march, their gonna make a march!" 🤣🤣🤣

just found him and love his honest clean comedy - nothing like true life to laugh at.

I had tears a couple of times. First time seeing him. He really made me laugh.

He’s completely right 💯 We are all equal, but not the same, and no, there is no better or worse 😂 We are just different and that is by design, which means it’s a natural, beautiful thing we should embrace, learn from, and share 😎

When you can't afford therapy. Comedy is free. You just learned something

Finally! Somebody called out the politically correct culture! We are equal but we are different. We have to accept that and accept the difference. Thank you!

You are one of the very funniest out there. Talk about dry…… your delivery is off the charts wicked good. Thank you for the laughs and the joy. You are brilliant beyond words!!!!

You are hilarious! Thank you for keeping jokes about different cultures alive. Out of my mom's 9 kids from 4 different Dad's, we are all white but my Lil brothers are 1/2 black, my two little sisters are so white they are transparent, My other sister's married Mexican, I married Italian, my cousins are from Thailand. We are thinking about creating a whole new race... or it's a small world Disney ride when you come to our celebrations

My best flying story, and I've flown alot in my life was. Flying from Metro Detroit into Philly, I'm wearing a suit and I have the window seat. The woman who seats next to me is a black woman, also wearing a suit. She has short corn rolls in her hair, dyed blonde. She is an older woman, older than me by probably 20 years. Flight takes off, we're in the air... I fall asleep... Roughly 2 hours into our 3 or 4 hour flight... I wake up... I am resting my head to my right, on the woman's shoulder, and I have been drooling. There is a wet mess and stain on her suit. She sees me waking up and just puts her hand on my face and says I'll never forget it, "It's alright baby, just go back to sleep." And I did! I snuggled her shoulder until we landed in Philly... Never got her name, that was our only interaction, god bless you ma'am.

That’s crazy he has performed at our church here in San Jose a couple times and I didn’t even know he was from here. Funny Dude right there! God bless you Dennis!

I never laughed so hard. Honestly if I were there I would have been on the floor, dying of laughter. You're awesome 😎!

I must see more of his stuff! Please book him on more specials please 🙏! 😊

Grow up poor You learn things Then, you wouldn't know if you had money. (I approve this message)

My father initially told me "18" was the age to start dating THEN he changed it to 30. 😂

4th time listening and still have tears of laughter. ❤

This man is insanely geniously hilarious !! There were jokes were it took a second or 2 then hit me 🤣

Refreshing to hear laughing about our diversities rather than always being offended about it

“Marines don’t know when the war is over. I don’t have a Marine joke” 😂

He is one of the best! I am glad I found you! Thanks

Best clean comedy I have listened to - I could not stop laughing.

Every joke had me laughing! As a christian even those Jesus jokes were really good 🙌🏾

I don't know how he did, but I laughed and giggled for 44 minutes and 10 seconds without a pause. My face hurts af. Love him:D Definitely one of my favourite from DBC.

It's always heart warming to hear an appreciation to the vets...

OMG This guy has me in stitches! Laugh after laugh, beautiful work sir. 😍

My stomach hurts from laughing. 🤣😂🥴This guy is funny, pure talent. I’m glad this is on my feed. I believe it was sent by Divine design. This is the medicine we all need during this sad time in our world with the Coronavirus pandemic. This too shall pass! Searching for more videos by him. God bless you!🙏🏾

Love the delivery of his lines. His voice has that Hispanic/Latino twang, especially when he’s doing the Spanish talk. Funny, funny, funny.

“Jose and Leroy” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Loved him! This guy is great!

I just spit my tea out "are you going to keep it?! " I ♡ve him 🤣🤣

"If you outlive the Lord,you can date" sounds like *my* mom and dad's dating age criteria for me and my brother,lol.

This was truly comedic. I laughed so hard my sides hurt! Truly.

Genius. My 4 favorite comedians because they’re so funny, intelligent, clean, and relatable: Dennis Gaxiola, Robin Williams, Trevor Noah, and Gabriel Iglesias.