History Summarized: Pope Fights 

Pope Celestine V, obviously... I mean, he just wrote them to get their asses moving and they made him pope like "what's the worst that could possibly happen?" Yeah, should have seen that coming...

Honestly, Benedict IX, the man who literally marched on Rome with elephants.

Overly Sarcastic Productions Pope Benedict XVI “Chosen by God” Pope Benedict XVI: *Proceeds to quit*

Benedict IX

I wanted to see a cage match with Popes. 0/10

then proccedes to get thrown in jail

The absolute madlad

This would be me 🤣

Malacite1 M.P.V He is declared a saint though and known as a patron saint of Papal resignations. (I’m not joking)

Yeah me seeing adult life coming

Well the previous pope was an asshat

@@Poffean It was a political move really, even at the time the trial was seen as outrageous

Like the being dug up and put on trial is the worst part of that debacle....

Formosus

P a r d o n ?

i came looking for this comment after that line left me in tears

NGL, didn’t even make that connection until reading this comment LMAO

I'm so glad I am not the only person who made that connection.

Who wants an Asterix book about the Pope fights?

Ha

Wait what??

I hereby award Pope Francis the coolest Pope in history. Here's your medal and Les Paul guitar

Carat Trash jeez this pope ROCKS!

And it goes fucking HARD

legit???

They spelled it gaul in their subtitles. Pretty sure it was on purpose.

Can someone explain

@@17-MASY Gaul=the historical name for the region of Europe where the Celtic Gauls lived (France, Western Germany,Switzerland, Belgium etc. Gall=bold and brazen behavior. "The gall!" Essentially means "that was really arrogant and brazen." OSP's use of them is a play on words

@@HistoryNerd808 thanks,I didn't know about (gall).

I furiously puffed air out of my nose at that point.

Also I made it 700 likea

Watching this in 2020, I had to look at when you posted this and it was a year ago, so in 2019. I want to know what the best phrase you’ve heard all year in 2020 haha

@@lyndawall2860 "Yeah, alright, this may as well happen; why not?"

@@festethephule7553 🤣🤣

@@lyndawall2860 whats the best you've heard in 2021? 'I do two things, chew bubble gum and beat up nerds. And I'm all out of nerds'

Pope Francis cage match with John Cena when?

Most were somewhat young so it may actually be due ?

And then we'd get The Young Pope

Replace the white smoke/black smoke with a fog machine and light show. Give those Cardinals a proper entrance. "Look out, Benedict! HERE COMES THE FRANCIS ELBOW!"

@@samt3412 my money is on Pope Francis

Tun tun tunn tutunnn

*POPALITY*

Pablo VI

Test your faith

Except it’s Ominous Latin Chanting

Francis after returning from a Sunday mass- *closes doors* *closes windows* *clicks hidden button in chair* *wall retracts and speakers show* *CRYING IN MY SKIN THE WORDS THE-*

Funnily enough it's a perfect theme song for my JoJo OC... yeah he's meant to be an old christian kinda dude

Juniper Rockhopper What’s his stand?

@@hedgehatchet3578 He has an evolutionary line consisting of three: 1. Inferno 2. Purgatorio 3. Paradiso Inferno is barely suited to fighting and Purgatorio's power completely depends on his opponent and a lot of luck, but Paradiso is a beast that allows him to vibe check a freight train with no effort and block punch rushes from physical stands while sustaining zero damage.

@Juniper Rockhopper Dude, that sounds awesome. It reminds me of the Persona evolutions in Persona 4. He might be better suited as a Persona character.

I see what you did there lol

I suppose that's what passes for a Frank exchange of views in medieval Europe.

IKR.

If anyone would have the gaul, it would be the king of Gaul.

Flavius Josephus records that the Gauls were previously called the Gomerites, after Gomer the Grandson of Noah. This plays out through to Wales where the Historian Davis says there's a tradition that they landed on the isle of Britton from France 350 yrs. after the flood and the Welsh language is called Gomerague after Gomer. Charles de Gaulle, Charles of Gomer?

She was quite a boss yeah

...wow. I learned something about the Saint who's name is on my hometown's most prominant church. Neat. (I wasn't raised Catholic so I don't actually know if churches having names of Saints actually means anything.)

@@LunDruid from my knowledge a church would either be named after a revelation or an aparition in that place, like if Mary appears in a catacombs of say Villesville town, it be called the Mary of Villesville or Seth like that, but a church would also just be called either by the city they are in or out of veneration to a prominent Saint (whenever they where founded or not idk as far)

@@LunDruid Catherine of Siena was a boss who went on hunger strike to avoid marrying her dead sister's abusive husband, chopped off her hair so she wouldn't be attractive for other suitors, and constantly gave out food and clothing from her family's large coffers. Then became an educated woman and got into religious politics. She's now one of the patron saints of Europe. What a boss.

​@@LunDruid I don't wanna shatter anyone dreams, so here is your 'spoiler warning'.... but your hometown's church is probably name 'the church of Saint Catherine' or something along those lines. In which case it most certaintely will refer to Saint Catherine of Alexandria from the 4th century. Although.... all or at least most female saints are badasses. So probably Catherine of Alexandria as well. (I have not done much research into her. But my hometown's church is also named after Catherine (of Alexandria), with the town's yearly fair being on her 'name day' the 24th of November, that's how I know.)

First decree: portal 3 Second decree: half-life 3 Third decree: I quit

@@averagecommunist3456 Dear lord a physics-based game like Portal being made by Bethesda would be nothing short of an absolute nightmare

@@averagecommunist3456 Wrong company! Those are Valve's neglected children.

Christ, no, I'd run screaming.

But hey valves neglect children (half-life) is getting a new title

Francis going to be fight Archbishop Justin Welby in Dublin in the 25th of Augustus Tickets at €150

Dope rights are pope pipes.

Popes Memes 9x more dank than any other humans but 9x less dank than Idubbbz memes. Don’t @ me

Not Diane @

Conor Gildea Tsk tsk tsk in the next nine minutes something very bad will happen to you

He does seem to have a sith sense.

It's like Napoleon, when luckily, they banished him to an island *BUT HE CAME BACK;* luckily, they banished him to another island

Wise words from the man who could have killed Vader in Mustafar but noooo you were satisfied with cutting off his legs thinking you did a job well done

Coco Loco Bill Wurtz Refrence? IN MY COMMENT SECTION?!

General konobi

Hey, he could have still been handsome at 80.

Red's artstyle makes everyone hot. Even monsters.

Yep, a complete transformation into meme energy.

Good question. But what about unholy photons?

@@Bird_Dog00 I think it would have to be both or neither to preserve symmetry

DynamicWorlds Yea. That's what I thought.

Ignorance = Pope x Churches^2

I didn't even catch that one. Nice!

I was looking for this comment

It was a great pun to be Frank

Not to sound stupid, but what is the intended pun?

Ameha K and got declared a patron saint of Papal resignations.

Bennedict XI, withe following phrase beneath his character screen: "He returns to the arena... until he leaves again."

I thought they took a vow of chastity…

Vabulous Puns. Are you serious.

@@truebrew2004 They did. Never stopped them before.

@@admontblanc then he comes back

Jewish people here this: African animism, hold my beer! I need to teach these punks what it really means to survive insane situations like a boss over and over again!

@@samueljosephazzaro9664 Judaism has certainly withstood the test of time.

@@snerrkthemerc294 However for unbelievers proof of its' divinity may be found in the fact that no merely human institution persecuted to the four corners of the known Earth and beyond would have lasted a fortnight.

Seems legit

@@otheraccount5252 Judaism isn't so much a regular institution as it is a more decentralized ethno-religious belief system, but point taken. Although tbf, Christianity does acknowledge that the Jews do have an ancestral covenant with God, so its at least potentially arguable that it *is* divine aid helping keep them alive in at least some diminished aspect while still accepting the Church as divinely protected and true. But that's just a theory.

Why would the Catholics teach you any of this?

“My lord are you gonna fix this?” “Nah man, I’m loving every second of this”

Yep. Silence is damning.

"Love thy neighbor... and enjoy yonder antics."

Sage S. Adoren he came to bring the sword and turn son against father he may have died for our sins but he lived for trash like that

@@ProjectEchoshadow I'm pretty sure that, as per Matthew 10:34, et al, shit has been pretty stirred up by this point. As for the whole "dying for our sins" part, I'm pretty sure that a superior god wouldn't need a blood sacrifice in order to forgive man the original sin he laced them with. Why you'd worship such a poor example of fatherly love is beyond me.

@@BlackEpyon dude it's cool he's meant to be the same guy as the old testiment god who says dumb stuff and gets angry for no reason and tells everyone he's jealous (punts for honesty I guess?) and vengeful like there's nothing superior here.

Just got that :D

PhhHA!

Blue better have done that on purpose

Quality content

That was some top-tier wordplay there.

Truly disgusting chain of events. Worth a video on its own.

To be fair Martin Luther did preach some extremely heretical concepts like the 5 solas.

hmm .... it was all about power actually. because despite that martin luther was somehow portrait as a man of the people by translating the bible into german and condemning the selling of indulgences, he was a man of the aristocrats and AGAINST the suffering people and actually AGAINST THE REAL TEACHINGS of JESUS ( prophets of zwickau and the peoples movement of original christians). Martin Luther was straight about building a new church power and the aristocrats wanted to seperate from dictate of rome (for example take the prince-bishops who were tired of this dictate and prepared a comon willing ground for Luthers actions). Luther went so far to agitate the aristocrats into the mercyless massacre of farmers who protested against the inhumane oppression by the feudalists!! (-> "kill, beat, strangle who you can. if you die, you die in obedience to the words of God and his orders" MLuther, 1525, in Against the angry farmers) in these socalled farmers wars 70.000 - 100.000 poor people were killed some leaders were hung up upside down by lutherians and slid open with a saw from the testicles to the chest you have to understand that the kings and the pope were fighting for the supreme power for long time resulting in the kings being crowned by the pope etc. ( check out Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV's trek to Canossa Castle) . So get this whole thing about the meaning of what Luther did. The selling of indulgences brought money to rome to build the Peters dome! but the catholic power structure (priests, pastors etc) they were the ones who actually took that money. at some point this led to total corruption of the pastors and priests. who they took this money from? basically everybody that had money. Which were the ARISTOCRATS getting pressed for their money to enrich rome!!!!! (and they pressed it out of their farmers) Thats why it was hella convenient for the aristocrats to have a Luther do the dirty work for them and then hide him in their castles so he could translate the bible from latin into german, which the aristocrats were capable of reading!! (normal people couldnt read at all) actually before Luther others already translated the bible into german, but since the lack of feudalistic support this was not widespread. so the motive was from the beginning to free the aristocrats from the roman powerstructure by building its OWN churchal powerstructure. NOT to establish a holy and truely divinely inspired christianity that would actually HELP THE PEOPLE who suffered extremely under churchal and feudalists oppression and exploitation!!!

i can go a lil deeper into this whole thing about the meaning of the sale of indulgences. so there was this arch-bishop Albrecht of Brandenburg who wanted to have another electorate (Mainz), which was officially not allowed. so the pope decided in his favor, but told him to pay 21.000 ducates for the building of the peters dome in rome. to do so Albrecht borrowed this money from the biggest financier family, the fuggers! and planned to pay his debt by using half of the money he collected by the selling of indulgences!! sooooo .... by Luther raising everybody up in arms about the wrongs of selling of indulgences .... he was messing with the extremely powerful Fugger family and everybody that they had bizz with!! At the same time the german Kaiser Maximilian had died and the college of electors (3 archbishops and 4 secular grand electors) was about to anounce the new Kaiser of germany (holy roman empire bla). the candidates were Francoise I. of france and Henry VIII. of england, but they were not really considered. then you had romes favourite prince-elector Friedrich lll. of saxony. and the grandson of the Kaiser Maximilian called Karl, duke of Burgund and king of spain, and inheritor of the lands of habsburg. Now it becomes interesting. The Fuggers were creditors to the habsburgers (Kaiser Maximilian ) and still expected to receive 170.000 ducates. so they supported Karl! Friedrich lll. was romes favourite only because rome feared that the house of habsburg would become too powerful and decline romes power in europe. but actually Friedrich supported Luther!!! he was hiding him , because he didnt want his money to leave the country (btw precious metals were rare and to make these coins was not easy, besides losing money meant losing power) with the election of the new Kaiser also came along something historically new: they wanted to unite europe under their reign of universal monarchy! so this was some serious shit! now the Fuggers blatantly bribed all electors so Karl became Kaiser, and the fuggers the financiers of the kaiser (the fuggers btw had shares of mines with silver, copper in czech and slovakia) so you see that the aristocrats did what they could to undermine rome in one way or the other in the aim for total dominion over europe but the selling of indulgences was a way to raise money for the clerical aristocrats that had to pay debt. the small access to precious metals played also a big role leading to the never ending hunger for gold, colonialism and brutal genocides all over the world in this game for dominion over europe

Then one pope says, "Screw the rules. I've got money."

DURO MONSTA KARDO!!!!

TheNN Lol imagine all the screaming and crap and then IN UNISON, they all sit down and start playing go fish

TheNN Yami no Yuugi would have made a great Pope "hello naughty children it's murder time" lmao

A game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

The Pope Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Crusaders

The Pope Wars Ep 3: Revenge of the Protestants

The pope wars ep 4 : another light stronger with rationality

The Pope wars episode 5: The Mulsims strike back.

The Pope Wars Ep 6: Return of catholicism

Well, I mean you could always tell your local priest that you are very sorry once the war ended, that's usually enough.

Most salvations tend to be posthumous in Catholicism though, as almost everyone goes to Purgatory before going to Heaven.

Now you can be excommunicated for reporting sexual abuse to secular authorities thanks to a decree from the beloved John Paul....Funny how the mafia hierarchy is set up like the Roman Legions​ and the Catholic church is set up like the Roman senate.... hmmm, lol.

IKR? XD

Me too I was like...Wait WHAT?!?

That didn't even occur to me at the time! :o

I was wondering if anyone else picked up on it

So I read your comment when it was originally posted near video launch but just came back for a rewatch because round 3 just dropped. Spent a year wondering why a Pope album "beat off" yup read that as off not all...and had a few good thinks about it over the past year. I'm not proud of it

Who hasn't ordered a hit on the Pope in CK2?

CK2: Electric Boogaloo. Vatican Expansion.

And a Wicked Priest as well. One of my characters got excommunicated by the pope. I was the most powerful ruler in Europe, who had "liberated" Spain from Islam, and was booting them out of North Africa. So I set up a Anti-Pope, pushed his claim, and brought the Papacy under my control. They where constantly rebelling...

I remember constantly getting excommunicated by the Pope in Medieval 2 Total War for attacking my Christian neighbors. I'm like "wtf am I supposed to do, literally all my neighbors are Christian".

They got "liberated" by me as well. But before that they where actually doing all right. They had actually expanded!

"oh God" HAH! Ironic

You should have had your daughter watch this, Tywin. She could have learned some useful things.

Will Charles Dance ever have a good relationship with his daughter in his fantasy roles?

@@ashu21 Iconic*

Aku Actually correction or just meme correction If it’s an actual correction, the correct term is actually ironic Well depending on why they’re saying it I presume it’s because in the church or around many very very Christian people it’s offensive to say “oh God” Because the popes wouldn’t be able to say it because they’d be disrespecting their god Well actually some of the popes didn’t even care, they just wanted wealth and power, but in front of the public, they couldn’t do it because *gasp* “did you hear that, how sinful” Eyy So pretty ironic I would say But if it’s just because church, popes, God Yeah that’s iconic

you mean MAXIMUS the confessor or a heretic Maximus?

marsel waee Wait there were multiple 🤣

Soooo You're Jesus?

Jesus?

And cousing like six religious wars before It was trend

three cheers for christendom (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Well, that's why we have CK2

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Sanguinius give the Catholic church a gold star that says "you tried"

More like slamming His head on a desk because of how much a mess it was.

My meme conception of God is and always will be a very smug Jesus as channeled by Light Yagami, saying "Just As Planned". Always and Forever.

HolyknightVader999 oh that’s the Holy Spirit. Cause it happened under their watch

Not like that's unique. Count how many times the Old Testament people turn against God.

Jesus approved of leadership. Why else do you think He appointed Peter to be His lead apostle? Some Popes used their powers for good, others for evil, others were just lazy or weak.

Can you imagine if Epic Rap Battles of History had done one of these fights?😂

"WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!"

LOL

Yes!! Lmao

put down the blunt and pick up ya sword, head to Jerusalem in the name of the lord it ain't about gettin paid, it ain't about gettin laid, it's about goin hard on that holy crusade DEUS VULT -pope urban 2

our *B O I*

BOOOOOOOOOOOI

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 Oh-

Was that him in the outro? I liked it!

IKR? Definitely gonna have to go Spotify-search that one! Reminds me a lot of the recent wave of very cool "bardcore" reimaginings of popular songs by The Miracle Aligner, Hildegard von Blingin' and others...

**sick* hats ftfy

As soon as papacy started, I imagine.

Koatam Which silly hat you are talking about: the mitre, the tiara or the zuchetto? Mitres are worn by popes since antiquity, tiaras were worn since the 1200's till the times of Paul VI in 1960's and zuchettos since the late 18th century.

@@cocoabeanz6171 religions do love their silly hats

+DynamicWorlds Yes, yes they do, and they always will.

We should have some poperocks to go with that. They spout actually good bible verses in lieu of pops

@@a-drewg1716 sorry mate, but my family is 1/4 Italian and this babbling is not Italian, and I have heard this dead language thing before and the church still uses it, they're probably spelling it wrong if you take in account the language that existed at the end of the western roman empire, but meh...

This is what is known as ecclesiastical latin, the dead latin that church uses. Not to be confused with classical latin the one that the likes of Caeser used

What'd you think? Klingon?

@@a-drewg1716 Lol, no

Quite Frankly, that was my favourite part.

I searched it up. The translation that comes up is "Give ear, my son" which is pretty much the same thing just fancier.

And that, kids, is why we no longer use Latin as the international common language.

Good*

That is actually a good idea

We need Pope Fight: the game.

You could make a religion out of this

@@alejandrogalindo4872 no, don't

Yes we all get it.

@Wlodarski, I think you mean the Gaels were Irish, the Gauls hailed from.... Gaul... modern day France.

Gauls are Welsh hence why Wales in French literally translates to land of the Gauls

Severely underrated comment

Turn off 📴👿

Because IMHO that deserves it's own VIDEO, not just a mention. It's probably not the only cadaver court ever performed, but it is/was a pope and that's just coco puffs!

What?? Can someone explain, please? That sounds w i l d

Sarathewise look at this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

@@CeccoGrullo Thanks! That was pretty much as insane as I thought it would be. How the heck did his body survive so many transfers and wardrobe changes, etc.? The level of petty happening here is crazy.

What about that pope that was beaten to death by the husband of his mistress?

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 That's heresy for claiming that *the pope* is heresy.

Want your popecorn sweet or salty?

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 I am a Catholic, I know how my, our, whatever, religion works as well.

@@DISTurbedwaffle918 At least I'm not the one calling the Pope a heretic 😌

DISTurbedwaffle918 guys it's okay Love your neighbors k?

One Pope enters three Popes leave.

1-3 pope(s) enter(s), 1-3 pope(s) leave(s)

2 Popes enter another ones joins in nobody leaves another Pope is named.

3 bruh

He forgot to mention that Paul was probably yelling “YOU IDIOTS I TOLD YOU BREAKING INTO DENOMINATIONS AND FIGHTING WAS A BAD IDEA”

@@amethyst_cat9532 Then Jesus be like "Bro, who even told you to make a new religion anyway?" Peter: "You DID!" Jesus: "You know it was bad enough you got high when I was trying to teach you stuff in life but did you have to trip during the couple of minutes I had to talk to you after I died! Seriously, Peter.......this is all on you!"

@Shreyas Misra I am pretty sure most Catholics like the pope

@Shreyas Misra Don't know who you're talking to but ever Catholic I've meet loves the Pope

Yes the dalai lame is the best, and he has a good sense of humor, too bad he will likely replaced by a chinese puppet.

"No spiritual training" - err, what? He's been a priest all of his life. Also, "abandonment of Catholic values", like which ones? "Don't understand or care about his religion" - man, you need to talk to other people... (And I'm not even Catholic.)

Shreyas Misra Dude, I don't know what Catholics you talk to, but I've yet to meet any who say they have a problem with him, much less hate the guy. Sure, they might not necessarily agree with him on his personal stances regarding every aspect in life, but you're going to find that with any pope that comes into the position or has previously held the position. A lot of Catholics absolutely adore Francis though because he's a pope for more modern times, something which Pope Benedict before him definitely was not. I like that about him. The times are always changing, and if we really stuck with "Catholic values" in their original form, the pope would be damning everyone as sinners and accusing people of heresy worthy of excommunication or even death for ridiculous things. So don't go calling Francis a hypocrite and propagandist for choosing not to be old-fashioned. He's not interested in being the same as his grandfather's pope.

I hAvE bEeN FoOlEd

Bamboozled!

I'm sorry, did you say _beard tax?_

Beard tax.

There is no actual title "King of Vatican City" or somesuch, esp. as the State of Vatican City was established in 1929 and is not just a continuation of the old Papal States. The Pope acts as the monarch of Vatican City (which is why CGP Grey referred to him as "king of VC") but he doesn't actually bear the title.

I dig this meme account.

@Dream0fSkye but there is

@Dream0fSkye oooh the edge.

@Dream0fSkye good point

@@smearierbrutebr Oh so you've also been to Mara Lago

The demons? I'm guessing every fantastical creature (good and bad) and powerful being watching this in an etherial sports arena!

Vatican:Let us pray that God ends all poverty and starvation Some random initiate:Why don't we just take all this gold and give it to the poor? Vatican:Because then God wouldn't be doing it now cease making sense at once!

@@CollinMcLean yeah what's the point of praying if then we solve the problems right? let God do something too.

Pray more and buy my indulgences.