Hitman Contract: EXTERMINATE THE EXTERMINATORS - Animal Rights Project Contract (Let's Play Hitman) 

"Counting your murder chickens" should be a rock album. The barcode becomes an ironic commentary about "the man." Agent 47 is deeper than you'd think.

47: "Animal Rights Project"? Oh, I see. Fine, Diana, I GUESS I can find a Panda Outfit somewhere, but this crazy demands have got to stop, I swear..." Diana: "47, You don't have to..." 47: "I guess the client also wants me to stab him with an ivory tusk from a elephant head, too, right? I mean, I get it, animal rights, big deal, but come on." Diana: ""47, listen to me. The client just want you to snipe him." 47: "... I'm sorry. What?" Diana: "Just take your rifle, find him and shoot him." 47: "... And that's it?" Diana: "That's it." 47: "Oh.... Ok, then. But I hope you are positive about this, Diana. I don't want to lose points." Diana: "What?" 47: "Also, what should I wear?" Diana: "47, what are you talking about?" 47: "The clients usually ask me to wear something specific to eliminate the targets. Like the scarecrow costume. Or the fortune teller outfit, remember? I even dropped a cool one liner, remember? "I see... Death!". Classic." Diana: "They do? Oh. 47, listen, they actually don't, I was just kid- ." 47: "WHAT?" Diana: "What? No. I mean, there's nothing this time." 47: "Diana, did you double check? I think you should double check." Diana: >sigh< "Oh look, I found it. It actually says... You can wear anything you want." 47: "Really? That's it? Fine, I guess. It's not like I'm going to the balcony and the target will be out-- JESUS, HE IS!" Diana: "Well? Shoot him." 47: "This seems a little off." Diana: "47, shoot him." 47: Fine. (Shoots). Diana: "Good job, 47. The money has been wired to your bank account." 47: >sighs< I feel dirty.

I love how people in stealth games like this detect people "Hey Frank did you see that guy?" "Not for longer than 4 seconds" "Oh then he's probably fine"

Mike playing Hitman is like a ballet of skill, professionalism and screwdrivers.

What ever happened to the 3 Ways to Play videos of this game? I really enjoyed watching the different approaches from each presenter. Andy: Stealth w/ set-piece assassinations, Jane: Stealth with some panic sprinkled in after alerting the guards, and Mike: all the explosions

Wow! What a successful mission that went flawlessly! *Gets one out of five hitmans*

Room was nice. Bellhop exceedingly friendly. Balcony had nice clear view of sunset and target, made killing him exceptionally easy. However, sodas in mini bar were lukewarm. 3.5/5 stars...

Considering how lucky agent 47 is i wouldnt be surprised if the police arrest the palm tree for the murder of the poacher

47: "If this sniper rifle can't shoot through these palm fronds, I am going to have a _very_ angry letter to send to the manufacturers at high velocity."

Trying to imagine how the arrangement for this contract went... "I don't know, killing a man just for being an exterminator seems kind of extreme..." "But just think of all the termites he's killed!"

They were technically all Hitmen, Mike was just eliminating the competition.

It's a good thing 47 doesn't have a big, obvious, highly distinguishing mark on the back of him. That would be *terrible* for stealth...

Remember young assassins, you all have a mini map and X-Ray vison, use them for they are your greatest allies.

"He's just a simple working man!" Look dude, there's one basic rule for life, "Don't be a Deathstar contractor."

This here is what happens when all three Oxbox members work together. It's like murdery voltron.

2:23 It's not like I would expect *Mike* to be tidy, but you said, "I'll tidily put this away like the psychopath that I am," and then immediately dropped the sniper on the ground.

I love this series so much that I want to woo it, marry it, slowly grow apart from it and finally cheat on it with that hot little Red Dead Redemption series.

Watching Andy freak out as Mike expertly assassinates the first exterminator much to Andy's surprised relief is the best thing.

"You can't kill him, he's not a target!" "Uhh... Andy, you and your rules."

Did mike just have a clean kill?? I thought this day would never come!

Props Mike on a flawless victory. No fail, disregard those naysayers.

Don't worry Mike, we all think you deserved 5 Hitmans.

Don't count your murders before they hatch. Laughed so loud at that.

omg yay another hitman video...NEVER STOP DOING THESE. they are so much ridiculous amounts of entertaining.

2.45 "Could've come from the grassy knoll" Nice sly J.F.K assassination reference there Andy.

I see PETA is ramping up their campaigns. Slightly.

Well, Mike made it harder on himself by doing all that in his suit. Incidentally, if you want some real revenge against the exterminators, you should do the "La Cucaracha!" challenge, just make sure to go out and look across the river afterwards.

I've just had exterminators in my house today... I didn't hear them leave. Were you guys in my house? How did you get past the monster fence?

I love how oxtra went and did a fail as mike failed to wear a disguise on the same day

Quiet, long range "joined by Mike on the controls" well this should be interesting

I love the hints and suggestions like it's Mike's first time playing. So funny.

The "Hitman Tips" thing was great!

Good idea learning the basics AFTER you killed everyone. This strategie definetly grants the highest chance of success!

OX could do some of the escalations with each time a different person taking controls!

It's a good job you palmed this one off on Mike

You know I used to the think the "Magic Bullet Theory" was a lot of bullshit... and then I learned of Mike Channel.

You should've brought your lucky bust rather than the coin, the hotel staff would've been forced to move and clean it.

That first shot was amazing!

So the client ordered people killed to stop them from killing.. doesnt that make them the new poacher/exterminator?

If the team wants a challenge I feel the silent ninja challenge on Hokkaido might be fun to watch. Love this series.

Jane would be TERRIBLE at keeping secrets... "Did you hear about the guy who got sniped?" "Someone got shot?! Oh my God! ...Wait, why'd you say it like that?" Jane would end up getting busted before the body got carted away.

Jane's "Hello" sounded like a higher-pitched version of GLADOS... JaneOS????? We'll never be safe again! D:

"A big game hunter, one of those jerks". I just watched you guys deadeye half a dozen bears & a bald eagle!

"Count your murder chicken?" Cmon, guys, it's a murder of crows, not chickens. I am disappoint.

It's jobs like this that give me second thoughts about becoming a hitman.

When I saw the notification for this I thought it was about daleks.

These contracts are getting a little too easy. What's next? Shoot the room service staff after they've brought lunch, then not tip them?

That's so weird. Somebody killed themselves because they were a hunter receiving death threats from animal rights activists.

no exploding. im proud

Exterminator 47, I have ant infestation in my house. Make it snappy.

I miss the disasembling sniper rifles from classic hitman. The ones you could conceal in a suit case.

Well, you know what they say, with fronds like those...

3:50 - it's okay, I forget about the minimal as well most of the time and then am like "oh, yeah - that exists....right" lol

6:34 "you have been recorded by a security camera" Sleuthing 101 i'd think

Hello guys! I love your Hitman vids and you channel!!

Love the hitman tips guys!

I watch oxbox in the hope of a night to remember. trust Jane to deliver a knife to dismember.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?! ...Uh, not this particular pest control company. They probably won't answer because they've got a shortage of manpower.

Gotta love those hitman tips :D

...wait...you mean i'm the only one who could only kill the lawyer from the balcony?

and thats why mike is the best hitman

the tip screen music is the same as the opening theme for I Hate Everything! :D

Next contract: Terminate the Terminator.

imagine if the bullets had ultimate piercing, and you just had to sense your target and shoot in the direction

Said love the new hitman tips

Murder chickens, or as they're otherwise known, dragons. Now THAT would be something I'd love to see 47 take on!

Wait. They're saying Mike failed horribly, but really it was Jane who failed. Why? At the end you can see that they were logged in with her gamertag the whole time.

It truly is a holiday for 47 when he can just lean out his balcony and shoot a target before going for a dip in the pool or something.

That was so awesome.

When its three targets you should do one each. Andy would co first cause he would actually stealth it followed by Jane that does her semi stealth murdering and ending with Mike that would blow up the whole Hotel, sweep up the ashes and then blow up the ashes.

There were TWO shots from the palm fronds...

Nice vid btw

5 hitmans! because Mike's play through is often the least time consuming and often the most fastest and efficient way to end a level - I mean why muck about with multiple disguises and stuff when Mike's signature move of flinging a wrentch in most hitman levels from half way across a room at the target's head instantly takes care of the level with the least amount of faffing about and why not take advantage of a map's terrain and game/level design

Ohh....so Agent 47 is "exterminating" a dalek *watches the vid for context* awww man

They should always have hints like that but more towards Mike

Just noticed 2 mil congrats guys.

Where were Andy's Hitman Tips when I played this?! Also, Mike deserved at least 3 hitmen for this!

You guys should do the escalation to get the ghost sniper. Let's you zoom 3 times and use the hitman vision while ads

They should have named this hit man tips with mike

Should we hid the body? No, of course not Body found within a minute I love the OxBox team....

Through the fire and the fronds - Andyforce

Is it just me, or does Mike have really weird luck with guns? Not saying that's a bad thing, but... :)

What, Mike played Hitman and nobody exploded???...

You guys should try to made contract called 5 will not survive

Ever think about how 47 is an assassin from assassins creed

RNGesus is with Mike

How is throwing a knife across a room considered a melee kill?

I demand proof that people can see on a verticle plane as as well as horizontal

I'm early for once! :D I really need to get this game

0:16 Mike: "Oh, one of those jerk!" Me: You do know that you playing as a Hitman who also hunt animal (human) for a living right? More importantly, I assume the poacher that you killed don't slaughter the entire forest just to get his preys so who the real monster in this scenario?

Anyone else wanna see a compilation of all the chalkboard moments on oxbox and oxtra

My favourite color is glue

Love the vid can you guys do a kill everyone challenge on hitman

I can tell Ellen wrote the tips because the “>_

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT MIKE GOT A HEADSHOT THROUGH A LEAF

And Jane isn't at the controls of the Murder Simulator because.....?

3D game is so not fair! How I can monitor 3 dimensions with only 2 eyes!

A group of crows is called a murder, so you could have made a joke about that instead of chickens :p

Don't count your murder chickens before you look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth.

Welcome back to...which game did you say, Andy?