Horror Movies I Could EASILY Survive 

"i should know, i've watched kill counts" is such a real line😭

This is the man who keeps me in comfort while degenority is not uploading

All other characters: Justifies how he would survive Terrifier: No

to be fair, the chain trap in Saw 3 was set up by Amanda, not John, so it wasnt meant to be beat. all the amanda traps were unwinnable. johns traps gave you a chance meanwhile. I'd still die though because id need the instructions repeated to me 4 times

I love how in theory everything seems easy and the plot seems stupid but if we were truly there, we would be so scared that we would do something STUPID as well!

This man is the only person who can make a horror movie sound goofy😂😂😂

My problem with Freddy is you only dream in between the stages of deep sleep and consciousness so if he creeps you out just wake up it’s not that hard.

bro just said no to terrifier

Two horror movies icons that are arguably the easiest to beat. Chucky - Despite being a doll, he has the strength of a regular man. But even then, he only ever gets the kill because of stealth, so stay sharp and kick the dummy like a dummy. Ghostface - These are regular Joes for the most part. And not only that, they're the most incompetent and clumsiest killers ever who only get the kills because their victims are just as clumsy as them. Honorable mention: It (movie): If you're not afraid of him, he has no power over you. Worse, if you bully him enough or has the perception something can harm and even kill him, it will. Note that In the book these only thwart him. So it's just the movie that Is that easy.

I love how he downright just skipped Terrifier😂😂 I would too ngl, I would’ve been in a body bag by the end

The funny thing about Freddy is that if you’re not scared of him, he cannot do anything to you.

4:07 “So, I can just pull out a SHOTGU-“ Got me💀

Man just said "no" to TERRIFIER 😂 💯

Most of us could easily survive Nightmare on Elm Street. All you have to do is just NOT be the offspring of a bunch of people who burned a man to death in a boiler room 😅

I love this guy's channel so much bro, and im also a deadmeat fan over here! Which is just a big bonus

Not sleeping will kill you in less than a week. Your body needs sleep. That is the worst plan against Freddy Krueger I've ever heard.

No That fucking killed me.

To survive any Friday the 13th literally just don't show up. Don't step foot on Jason's property. Everyone in the movie shows up well after being warned and knowing of the murders that took place.

I just subbed. I love your video's. Keep up the good work in these times

To be fair to Jigsaw, he DID create traps that could be escaped (even if most people didn’t…..yeah he a murderer). The sequels just had a shit ton of people who didn’t even bother to include a way to escape. Looking at you The Angel trap.

The chain trap in saw was made by amanda, she rigged the traps intentionally and john scolded her for that. The traps that john made were always made sure to be survivable

6:06 what a chill “Oh There He Is :)”

i was here since 4k and i knew your story telling videos were gonna take you off soon

I think you're forgetting something with Jason Voorhees, in a videogame your character can survive hits without bleeding out, and then regenerate the wound, because it's a videogame, whereas in real life, one hit from jason and you've lost a limb.

Derek is the only guy that can keep the word ‘Goofy’ actually funny

Freddy Cruger: Anti-depressants to make me have no dreams Lepercon: Don't touch his gold Micheal Mires: Don't live in that area Jason: No entering Crystal Lakes Belko Experiment: Maybe? Extremely small so might just hid in an extremely small place. Fit into like a bookshelf once

Dude, you made me laugh several times. Thank you! You should do a rundown of surviving the different Zombie movies. Easy killer to evade. 👍

"I need the gold" I felt that on every level of my being

He for real just made me realize that if the Belko experiment were to happen in the world of the Office, Dwight would survive. He has weapons hidden around the building and has made it clear that he has favorites who he won’t hesitate to attack. But he would likely struggle with some people considering he has protected Jim and has attacked Kevin.

How to win most horror movies *Gun*

I just came across your channel and I'm glad I did 😭😭😭 peak comedy

The thing with the animatronics from Five Nights At Freddys is that they aren't designed for combat, they are essentially just Chucky Cheese characters. Anyone with a metal baseball bat could avoid their bites (and stabs in Foxys case) and break their legs with just a few good swings

The hard *no* to Terrifier lmao

Freddy wouldn’t be able to survive in MY dream. My dreams are so chaotic that, there could be dinosaur snake like whale dragon that’s always chasing after me through a broken reality forest that transitions from every habitat and biomes inhabited by weird monsters with guns or a reality warping game controller swriling reality into the void and a darkhole with rick roll inside.. i doubt he’d even dare to come after me.

This man can do more than most of us. Show his work

6:46 ok in John’s defense, that wasn’t even his trap, that was the Amanda, the sexy emo looking girl who was his 2nd-in-command, she’s been making some unwinnable traps to kill random people and for the bathroom thing, Amanda didn’t make sure the key wouldn’t fall down the drain after that Adam guy wake up

Fun Fact: Jason can't teleport because whenever he's seen teleporting it's from the perspective of the girl who is super high on drugs

2:39 Is any one gonna tell him the 4 leaf clovers only happen when there is a genetic mutation in the clover that only is only in 1 in 10,000? You’re not finna find considering how they are in huge patches and are pretty small to where you’re not gonna be able to tell the difference.

7:00 everyone deserves a chance.

For the leprechaun one your gonna have to be real specific because in one of the movie a guy did the same thing asked for gold then it filled his entire stomach with gold and died.

A lot of horror villains can easily be survived by just staying at home. Lol

the big difference is the unawareness of whats coming, in the movies none of the characters knew what they were up against until they got surprise attacked. Now you just describe the scenarios as if you already know the villain's abilities and weaknesses. What if you were unknowingly in a scenario and suddenly (with no prep time possible) face an unknown villain you know no strengths/weaknesses?

Anyone could survive that Saw trap with the glass and the needles because there's a padlock that can be automatically opened on the bottom. It was put there as proof that they wouldn't bother listening to the tape at that point they would just go for the antidote.

4:49 "I'll just come back as tommy jarvis and after that it's easy wins" LOL

6:07 Concordo demais nessa resposta O_0

Major probs for mentioning, Dead Meat 🖤

5:19 demons. Cassidy: are we a ioke to you.

The fact this video released on my birthday is crazy 💀

Love the Jacksepticeye reference. @ 1:49

6:02 Easy way to survive five nights at Freddys quit your job

8:10 Just As the founding fathers intended

"im not scared of freddy kruger" you already beat him XDD

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt they probably are some forms you can beat of Jason but you have to remember Jason is not a normal person. You said you probably can’t beat any of the paranormal movies, but Jason is literally a demon. He went to hell before and if I’m not wrong He also one of the paranormal creatures from evil dead I don’t think that’s Cannon 😅

4:30 blud forgot about matpat

This needs a part two

6:22 The reason why they’re impossible is because different people make the traps and some people don’t want people to get redeemed

I know how to easily survive FNAF another way. 1: Get an FFL (Federal Firearms License) 2: Get approval from the government to purchase an M134 minigun with 12,000 rounds of ammunition 3: Bring said M134 and ammo to Freddy’s and show those haunted animatronics what it means to be an American

6:38 bruh

That “1, 2, 3 , 4” felt personal to that leprechaun

CALIFORNIA GIRLS WERE UNFORGETTABLE 4:41

7:11 arson is pretty serious lol

1:45: (grabs some gasoline and a lighter) me: “come close to me I dare you I dare you” Freddie cougar: no, I don’t think I will

BLUD SKIPPED THE TERRIFIER ACCURATE AS HELL😭🙏🏻

Good vid. Entertaining all the way through. I also really like how you branch out to different topics. Master class in the making. Well worth subscribing

Actually animatronics are a bit tougher to survive than you thought. The problem is that you have very limited power resources and they’re pretty aware of it. Chica is the most aggressive and is always inclined to wait outside the door longer than the others to drain its power, Freddy and Bonnie are even more a problem because they’re way smarter than Chica and they use very cunning tactics like repeated attacks and repeated locations changements to force you to check the cameras and use doors to drain even more power. Foxy is actually even more dangerous because he takes advantage that you are distracted by the others and is insanely fast. Even in general people just don’t seem to realize that they are straight up menaces. They’re almost all above 6’3, with superhuman physical characteristics ( they have enough strength to torn you apart with their bare hands, and bullets / melee weapons are completely ineffective ), and most of all, the average speed of the animatronics is 27mph which means that THESE NIGGAS ARE FAST AS HELL

8:33 Bruh, that “keep them demons away” with Doja Cat pic is just…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!!!!!!!

2:12 I have Peter griffin medallion

7:21 What if it was an unbreakable glass?

5:40 just don’t work there lulz

That „no“ at 6:09 absolutely sent me 😂

These videos are too good 😂

I mean Honestly you could easily survive half of these horror movie characters by just not even knowing about them or just not going to their popular location or territories were they get too most of their victims. Problem solved. W vid btw too

6:09 I was boutta say bro, cuz ain’t no one surviving terrifier😂😂😂💀💀

Poor Derek doesn't know how to survive art the clown/terrifier, if you find a weird tape with literally no title in some weird case...simply get a drone or a small spaceship then either send the tape to a volcano or to outerspace to the sun and/or blackhole and you have won/survived

Funny enough Bonnie is the only one who knows how to fight shnce he fought William as a KID before he died meaning he definitely trains as an animatronic now.

6:07 AS SOON AS I SAW ART'S FACE I KNEW HE WAS JOKING 😂😂

6:28 This man should be in the Akatsuki

When he said moral story and those guys dancing I almost fell on my chair laughing so hard that water was coming out my nose like for real please do more funny stuff and why can you not do the terrifier please tell me your next video I really really want to know😂😢

In Freddy v Jason they tried the no sleep option. Eventually they hit a real life phenomenon called microsleep, where their bodies just start shutting down for brief moments throughout the day. This leads to victims getting taken out while standing zoned out in the middle of a store.

3:03 just put that safe in another safe

This video is f***ing hilarious. I really hope there will be more lol

8:03 thats were you're wrong kiddo

0:42 growing up he was the main reason I avoided horror movies 😭 but now I love them

If someone puts me through a saw trap I am giving up on the spot I’m not losing an arm and a leg to get out😭

I love the Belko Experiment, you underestimated the movie, only 1 person survives in the whole experiment, and they all have bombs inside of their heads that they can kill people if they disobey

1:48 adding the Jacksepticeye intro is wild

Whenever i see john Kramer i think of this part of this song "O superman" that goes like this "well you dont know me but i know you"

There is a way to survive the FNAF animatronics, just have an ax with you, and chop them to pieces, it happend in one of the 8-bit mini games in FNAF 3, and it will work but after you destroy them, get out the pizzaria before the ghost start haunting you and decide to trap you in the room with the Spring Bonnie costume, and Boom escaped Five Nights At Freddy's

Respect for Art the clown. The guy is horrific. ..Imma go rewatch the 1st Terrifier.

You made that Freddy Krueger one sound so easy.😂😂

6:38 oh u def earned a new sub.

My strategy to beat Freddy is just, well... It`s all in my head, I can warp this to my liking, I can literally keep him hanging on a wall without being able to get me.

8:36 best part

Acabo de descubrir a este chabon hace una hora y es buenisimo

6:08 “No” that shit made me do cartwheels from how funny it was 💀

4:22 Michael ran in the flashback in Halloween kills

Nice vid ! I'm not gonna lie, the only paranormal Horror Movie in which I could survive is The Ring : my brother, why would I still use a VHS or watch a fucking creepy well for more than 2 seconds ?!

This video was awesome

“Bonnie aint going to do anything to me” BRO HES THE MOST AGGRESSIVE 💀 Plus scott was terrified of him 😭

U can simply imagine Freddy being weak af, u have control in ur dream world