My favorite part was when Sir Gerald Royce tried to run up on Daemon at the table and Daemon basically told him "Bitch betta have my money!" 🤣🤣🤣 I love Daemon.
Ain't that the truth. After he drunk that milk of the poppy and passed out I just knew the next scene was his funeral but nope, Frankenstein was still going
Damon has shown the world what some men will do when they are dysfunctional. They will have people believing that you are ugly or that you are inadequate when the truth is, they CANNOT PERFORM!! My God!!! Damon is exposing the devil on Sunday nights. 😂😂😂😂
Some times it's medical or caused by circumcision if it was happening to someone other than daemon I'd feel bad for them 🤣. Shits actually tragic as someone who suffers from it i always feel bad for the way it makes girls feel but one blue chew and I'm going all night without stopping.
Yes and Rhaenyra is wising up, finally. I like how she called him out: "Uncle! You have a big ego but can you back it up?!" She is starting to suspect, the answer is no on every levels.
Kev you missed a great part when the Black maester offer The King to apply some herbs to his arm to help heal him,and the white doctor was like No Imma get the leeches 😂 I’m like see black people always knew how to use them herbs and seasonings to heal
That poon done made ole crispy crazy. He all in his feelings “rhae rhae do you love me?, are you sailing?”😂 and he didn’t have to kill that boy like that 🤦🏼♀️ and Damon is officially that “how old you is now??” family member 🤣
Bwahahhwhahwawwahahhaha🤣🤣🤣😍 I thought it was just me!! That damn chicken was giving 👏🏾him👏🏾 hell👏🏾 I WAS HOLLERING!!! HE WAS GIVING FRUSTRATED DADDY OF TEENAGE GIRL FOR REAL FOR REAL TRYING TO KEEP AN EYE ON THAT DAMN CHILD OF HIS!!! . (they all look the same no matter what period of history, from dinosaurs to spaceship Mars colonialism) dads of teen girls be BIG ANGRY, STRESSED AND WORRIED ALL TIME. 😬😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣🤣
I said the same thing about Rhaenyra and those oranges. She wanted me to free until Ser Criston Cole described the poverty that was on the other side of freedom 😂😂
Lanors side piece got himself killed. He didn't know his place . Who are you to go up to people you don't know, making slight threats to people who don't know you with information you ain't even supposed to have. Your man already laced you up on the situation and what it was gone be . His death was avoidable if he just didn't overstep his bounds
Being a messy loudmouth BLACKMAILING queen. He had a GOOD GOOD GOOOOOOOOD THANG STRAIGHT LAID OUT BUT BLEW IT IN SECONDS!!! 😡😡 Could of had a beautiful life!! A happy beautiful life!! IDIOT. All just to flex!!
I agree, "let me go up to this man, who in armor and got sword and talk some ish". These zesty bois really be out here acting out of pocket, he really dont know how the cooch be making dudes emotional.
@@euj0 man listen ! They could have had a nice ass arrangement! Everybody could have what they wanted! Criston might have felt like a hoe tho but still 🤣🤷♀️
Viserys got that Westerosi-19 and is rotting to death from the inside out!! Ugh! 🤢 I was so annoyed with Ser Criston, he went str8 dry snitch mitch and I was NOT here for it. 😒 To think I was gon let him in my Dragonpit. Pass. 🧐🐲 💅🏾
Now if you wanna have some fun..go back to the part when Rhae Rhae came back all bloody from killing that hog? the dude that was looking at her like "damn she sexxxxy" is the new Hand's kinfolk, Breakbones Strong. He is also the one who saw RhaeRhae in PValley streets running with Daemon but didn't snitch, remember? Breakbones "KnuckifUBuc" Strong is the one who threw RhaeRhae over his back to get her out the moshpit..
The way Lanor cried after Joffrey was killed let everybody know in the Seven Kingdoms they were more than just "friends"Ser Cristin not having his business in the streets of KingsLanding😭
Ikr? Can you imagine being a lord or lady at this court and meet up in the morning for a healthy session of gossip? This feast is going to keep people talking for the whole year.
I would if took him out too because the audacity to speak about what I’m doing you gon use that against me an hold it over my head and be a threat to her yeah he got to go 😂
Ser Criston ain't eem know he was a literal one Knight stand 🤣 Joffrey effed around and found out that fat meat is, indeed, greasy 🤷🏾♀️ Daemon "Fkkit" Targaeryon gon be trouble all his days
Bruh is unstable. We overlooked it because....look at him. But he is the crazy cute dude you meet who falls in love after 1 night...... Lol. Singing Luther if only for one night every morning.
Yall keep forgetting its the only thang thang he ever had. Of course he lost his mind!!! He probably never even touched himself for fear of shame. Coochie has left him crazy!
Maaaan.... King Viserys was trying to eat that food and every time he looked up somebody else was bringing some more drama to his sight. He kept lookin like dag can I just eat my food without yall bringing more foolishness my way!?!?
"Dont get me to lying" 🤣 This is exactly Tiny Tim Strong. Dem Strongs are playing the game low key. Also Ser Criston isn't the brightest bulb. Deny, deny deny fool! Also, you think Rhae Rhae going to give up the throne for you? If he played his cards, he could have been Rhae Rhae's side piece and lord commander.
Baaaaaby listen, the way I almost choked on my coffee and laughed out loud when Kev said, he shook up with the eagle claw!!!!!! It was worth however many millions of dollars HBO spent to make this series. Thank you so much for all these reviews!
I'm so glad you uploaded early. 👏🏾👏🏾 Criston Cole is an fool...he took forty days and nights to take off that armor for one night, and wanted her to give up royal life for HIS honor. 🤦🏾♀️ Y'all running away would have made it worst for both of you. Secondly, Viserys Biden is basically a white walker. Half dead man walking.🤣🤣
Corlys: It's just a phase he's going through in other words ... Corlys: One day he's gonna come down front and say "I'm not gay no more.... I AM DELIVERT!... I LIKE WOMEN..... WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN
This was the most disrespectful wedding ever. How about they had to add a chair to the end of the table in the middle of the event for uninvited Daemon to sit down. He didn't even have a place setting lol. Queen was late and purposefully entered to interrupt the Kings speech. Rhaerhae about to kiss her uncle in front of everyone. Laelae about to kiss his boyfriend in front of everybody. Just wild! Somebody play the Viserys Biden theme song. 🎶Viserys Biden, YOU WEAK!!!🎶
And people are saying don't go to a wedding in GOT... Hell that ain't got nothing to do with me I'm gonna enjoy a few feast and just watch, there isn't any TV so this mess is all they got... I'm just sitting and staring...I would be just like Larys Strong just whispering "I know that B**** did not come late and in her fired daddys family colors"...
Corlys having Leana greet the King upon his arrival was a slap in Viserys Biden’s face and I laughed so hard. Larys Strong is very messy. C. Cole caught feelings and Rhae Rhae was simply having a good time. She got that ill na na and now C. Cole don’t know how to act. Why the maesters keep refusing other remedies to help Viserys though? That’s not sitting right with me. Alicient was dead wrong for showing up like that but it was a boss move. In Rhae Rhae’s defense, Alicient didn’t ask the right questions. The tension at that table was so thick. Viserys Biden realized his terrible leadership because he has no control. Leana said she gon get her some Targ and went after Daemon. Rhaenyra gon have to let Daemon go because Leana look like she can fight.
And people are saying don't go to a wedding in GOT... Hell that ain't got nothing to do with me I'm gonna enjoy a few feast and just watch, there isn't any TV so this mess is all they got... I'm just sitting and staring...I would be just like Larys Strong just whispering "I know that B**** did not come late and in her fired daddys family colors"...
IT DOES! I fell out that the king was compared to a 🟨7️⃣. Everyone got their strong cards ready to play the games of thrones and King Viserys is just holding up the game. I CAN NOT
Alicent and her pappy should’ve been happy to be there, but they wanted more. Alicent especially since she was messing with her best friend’s daddy. She should’ve called it even with rhaenyra since they both deceived each other, but no Alicent wants war. I’m ready for the smoke.
That’s what I was thinking. I get it that she felt slighted that Rhae Rhae lied (by omission) but considering what she did, she should’ve called it even. She should’ve fixed her attitude during that feast then talked it out with Rhae Rhae later. I get she had to do her duty but what was stopping her from telling the truth on her dad about using her to get to the King 🤷🏾♀️ I stand by what you said.
Just got done with it. Oh Daemon 🤦🏽♀️…this man is the personification of “can’t get right.” And idk how the King is still hanging on, he’s like the legit walking dead 😂🤣
Yall wrong about Daemon, besides the incest part, he sees the future war about to happen. Their would be no series if he was made king. He can see all of the opps.
This is the commentary gold i live for! "why she ugly....? Oh, she not blonde and related." Hahaha I agree, she wasn't ugly at all. lmao! Are apricots royal food? Let me get some tomorrow form Publix. YES! When Vyseries coughed I was like "ewe.. COVID." ... - back away - Viserys is the Rodney Dangerfield of Westeros. lmao (omg! I promise I wrote this BEFORE you said that joke hahaha 😂) "You look poor.... I have a dragon!" Hahahaha! It's so true... Sometimes we (ladies) vent, we're not looking for solutions Ser Cole! Lanisters fall from GoT's grace is beautiful! ✨ Daemon's entrance is just asking for trouble to follow. Club Foot is the gossip of Westeros. He's mad he can't fight so he just spreads rumors mixed with truth. 🤣 NOOO! MY ROASTED DUCK! 😭 Eyskos vykos meskyos mykos! ⚰️
Kevin I'm sorry for your loss, my prayers are with you. Just went through the same thing earlier this year with the unexpected passing of my sister. Da Da is a wild card, Ray Ray is a draw four; carry-on.
I think also she was thinking about the secrets her father had shared with her about the coming winter when Criston was proposing to her. She might have went if she didn't feel like she had to protect the entire realm from that coming evil.
Lol when you said Alicent went to “Nordstrom king’s landing and 5th Saks avenue” I died😂😂😂. I guess Viserys still alive at this point is due to the fact that being Royalty in Westeros comes with better healthcare lol 😂 A commoner will be death by now not even affordable healthcare for them!!!
I laughed during the episode tho. The side ni**a part, the I know your secret so you gotta keep mine, the wife of Dameon just straight clowning Dameon etc
At this point I think HBO is trolling us, Viserys with these flappy finger gloves is killing me! Between him clapping and trying to cut his food with that hoof is comedic gold to me, had to run it back a coupla times 🤣🤣
I know HOD isn’t real but your retelling would be hilarious as an episode of drunk history. Where they actors act out your retelling. The convo with rhanera and Christian when he thought she would run off and be a nobody with him 😭😭😭😭😭
My husband watches this show (including Game of Thrones) but I couldn’t get into it. I was so confused. I couldn’t understand what was going on and he really couldn’t explain it. I started watching your wrap up to see if you could make it make sense AND YOU DID! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 when my husband was watching the last episode I was cracking up because it finally made sense. I can’t wait to watch this episode with him. Thanks Kev oh and @kevonstage can you please do a recap of Game of Thrones like this…..this should be a real thing for shows that you enjoy
I literally had to study the regions and family for it to all make sense to me lol. I already have a interest in timepieces like this so I stayed along for the ride.
@@a.pieceofpie I love the game of thrones series because it shows a certain kind of people in their historically true form. Since I’m a history head, it’s extremely satisfying to watch
The crazy part to me is that the lords of the realm are the ones who voted Viserys in, yet they don't respect his words. So they can't actually be good judges about who should be king...
They voted him in because they probably thought they could bend his kindness to their will. Otto learned the hard way that they can't. None the less, poor Viserys hasn't done much except try to sway the darkness looming around his daughter heir.
It was cold when she said "I ain't fixing to run off witchu for no bag of oranges, neek, you tripping 😒" Why Sir Cole catch feelings though? His people from Dorne where those people practice the free love and teach the girls to fight. Christian made me so angry spilling all the tea to Allicent flip floppyazzz. He can't KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT, HIS CAN'T HOLD WATER AZZS!!..Wait was Sir Christian Cole a virgin too when he got with RhaeRhae? 😳😳😳🙄🙄🙄
