House Vs. God | House M.D. 

You talk to a wall with a cross on it, you're religious. If you claim the wall talked to you, you're psychotic. Different Scenario, same principle. If that helps you understand...

NotHunter Miller one of the best quotes of the show

John Michael Kane It's one thing to say that too many Christians place disproportionate focus on sexual morality while overlooking *other* components of morality... On the other hand, if the latter were NOT neglected, emphasizing the former would be just fine!

Amen

What about "You shall not kill"?

Yup. Funny how the only things god "heals" are things that we know resolve themselves on their own. I guess people with missing body parts don't deserve miracles.

" Surely you will quote me the saying Physician heal yourself!' - Gospel according to Luke

@Kiel Enrique "Miracle" is just a shorter way of saying "I have no idea how it happened, so I'm going to assume that God did it". Applies regardless of what you believe the cause is.

@Kiel Enrique precisely so.. humankind will catch on eventually

@@alltat Or in shorter terms...Miracle is another word for magic.

Ben Shapiro looks like a young Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro’s sister looks like Ben Shapiro

Ew.

@Netz Ling Lmfao stfu

OMG right 👉👌👌👏👏👏

TUFFAssassin literally read this when he said it kinda creepy

The audacity of it; to use a quote improperly on RU-vid. HOW DARE....THEE! >:D

Of course the guy with the Lawdaddy profile picture makes a comment about bombs, nice

It's on amazon prime

I call 'em bullbombs.

damn that was smart af

Best comment ever 😂

that's pretty good lol

*AN’T THAT A KICK IN YOUR HEAD INTENSIFIES *

im sorry, did you miss the last 20 seconds

Ro han please

THEY TOOK IT OFF?

This and xfiles

i was in the middle of season 4

Ro han why did they take it off?

What does it mean.

Yea I don't get it

He's implying that the nurses had been talking about his presumably massive penis, claim which House denies by implying that he was just faking it all along.

Obviously

@@rarpott Aaaah - you 'Swallowed' the bait! LOL

-CLM17- ayyyyyy

"Now this is why I created nurses"

-CLM17- House vs God

Reinaldo Pessoa it's a joke

😊

as a House M.D. huge fan I recognize that

Playing poker with satan.

Season 3 last episode

He was busy...

That couple you came through an ocean? South Americans

Or or or, it was scripted into a TV show

or wilson's pantient Grace knew about it and told him

Can't bash something you never experienced :)

Paul Martin To quote Tim Minchin: "... throughout history every mystery ever solved has turned out to be not magic" As for your perfectly designed human body, there are loads of flaws in the human body. You say "what we know and understand at the current moment in science" but it feels like you're speaking from the perspective of what you know and understand. For example, if you believe there is a level of complexity that evolution can not reach, it shows you're fundamentally misunderstanding the mechanics of evolution. Any level of complexity can be reached by evolutionary mechanisms, given enough time and a way to reach that complexity gradually, while steadily improving the functionality of the system. And while I too, can't list the gradual evolution of all elements of the human body, every functional system in the human body I've ever studied has been demonstrated to be in different stages of the same gradual improvement across many ancestral species. The most beautiful example of this is in my opinion the evolution of the eye from a lightsensitive membrane over many intermediate steps to the astoundingly complex eye of a human.

Paul Martin If you think the human body is intelligently created and perfect, you could not be further off.

And if rational arguments worked on everyone atheism wouldn’t exist👍🏼

@@breckinprovick737 Exhibit A

​@@breckinprovick737 lol take your meds

@@breckinprovick737 what a baseless and stupid thing to say

@@ConanMcMillan Yet the quote came from an actual person or people, and is accurate nonetheless.

Ravi Singh lol it was literal.Water got into the cells..increasing the extracellular fluid level,resulting in low sodium levels.

@@fazzaah If water got into the cell, it would be intracellular, meaning it would make the cell hypotonic and prone to bursting. Sodium is also not regulated by water and water is not regulated by sodium, but instead by the kidneys and aldosterone and ADH, get your facts straight before spitting out mis info you dumb noob.

Nice, dry humour

VIVI1337 Sodium and water don’t regulate each other, but the more water the more hypotonic a cell. Hypotonic means there is a low ratio of solutes(including sodium) to water. Hence low intercellular sodium levels (relative to water)

@@vicentegris8941 but yeah the more hypotonic the cell the more likely it is to burst though due to the osmolar gradient

Hears worf singing actu melota

They are singing Frozen what they are

They hear voices in they ears they schizophrenic

Found the NPC with no inner voice

@@bigdumbfatcat2869 to be fair, he said ‘voices’, not voice.

After rewatching, I think he's simply frustrated and dismayed.

It sure is easy to make God all-knowing when you're literally writing fiction...

@@0Fyrebrand0 The point of it made it seem that God exists. Only one other person knows of the poker game - Wilson and at that point in time...the patient hadn't talked to Wilson, by the episode. So it comes as a HUGE shock when that bomb gets dropped.

@@SoulKiller7Eternal Yeah, that's what I'm saying, the "bomb" that gets dropped comes as a "HUGE shock" because when you're writing events in a fictional TV show you can invent whatever you want. So you can just put God's words into a character's mouth, and be like "Whooooaaa, how did he know that!? God must be real after all!!" It's just lazy. No character "knows" anything, they only say what the writers want them to say.

@@0Fyrebrand0 i'm all knowing what about it lol , and I am not fiction lol i do love being right though

House: "Where is the miracle in delivering a crack-addicted baby and watching her mother abandon her because she needs another score?"

Brian Flores S A V A G E

Nice to know my name means ignorance

what does he think of HOPE AND CHARITY and I'm sure you're lovely whoever you are on the other end!!

- also every rational human being

No, it is a bridge over the doubt brought on by ignorance, which should only be placed in the most important truths, not in just any story or idea. Unfounded faith is called belief. Belief with evidence is called faith.

iyoossaev true :p

I'd love to see a debate between house and Ben.

Thomas Dekker

iyoossaev and acts like him

Christopher Mango gotta disagree with ya on that one. His words carry plenty of substance. You just disagree with him

That's easy, if you lose, God damn him to hell. If you win, thank God.

He wouldn’t come because he knows the House always wins 😎

KhAoz He wouldnt come become he'll know what cards House will have long before they even start playing. You cant beat someone that knows what you've got.

haha, those "chances you give them" are called "trust."

I love a predictable liar because I can easily read such a person and of course I don't trust him/her 'cause otherwise I wouldn't label him/her as such.

D H True.

Rowland Buck Pretty sure it's the opposite. You won't give people chances of proving that they're trustworthy if you don't trust them first. And you definitely can't love something/someone without trusting it/them. You can trust without love, but not love without trust. And usually, by giving them chances to prove their worth, you eventually come to love them.

Actually all this is quoted by what people want religious people to say for plot reasons. Jesus instructs us to be as wise as serpents and innocent as doves when going out to preach his gospel. The enemy (satan/persecuters) are like a roaring lion looking for whom to devour.

Gambling isn't a sin, but it is against the law. :P

@@xtear0 It is a sin.

@@AdoptedPoo I see nothing wrong with gambling. It's far from the worst thing you could do.

Frosted Flakes Yeah except God never wrote this episode of House so.... I mean heck an ACTUAL doctor already pointed out what's realistically innacurate about this show.

Gambling isn't in itself a sin.

Same lol

He's not good at cold-reading, he's good at listening to the nurses that talk about House. The kid already gave House a verbal warning by telling him he listens to what the nurses say.

Actually, good con-men do a little of both. They choose their marks, and their battles, by listening to what people say, by gathering information in an unobtrusive way, and then they pick up on cues like body language, expressions, etc. during the confrontation. They know that they're not really convincing the mark; such confrontations are used to convince any witnesses, and/or to set up the next phase of the scam. Oh, and it isn't just con-men. Legitimate salesmen use similar tactics. So do advertisers, politicians, and clergy.

xaenon Bartenders*

So does House.

@@cliftt unlike god, house is real and is actually there in the room talking

I would genuinely like to learn astrology, not because I believe it but because if they can somehow derive english messages from the planets they are doing must be doing some insane mental gymnastics, like morse code except not possibly helpful one day

@@UncleForHire Crystal power!

Matt Mcmanus Taurus

Wrong ..a parent can love there kids and not trust them one bit

@@dragon22214 Did you watch the video?

@@dragon22214 that’s a dang good point! I do have one retort though, parents will need to trust their kids as they grow up, they will need to respect their child’s privacy and decision making at times.

I love plenty of people that I don't trust. And they earned that distrust. But family is family and you usually love them whether you want to or not. Of course there are exceptions, family you don't trust OR love. But I'm not talking about those idiots.

@@mindyenglish5305 The quote is from the kid, not House. I agree.

yeah, that was pretty cringey

Haven't watched the full episode huh?

Hello there from someone who finished all 8 seasons in two weeks

The night is dark and full of terrors

By the Old Gods !!!

Seven blessings on you, m'lord

valar morghulis, valar dohaeris.

Heretics!! Hail Cthulhu!! They Great Old Ones shall rise again from the depths! CTHULHU FANG!!!

yes and the fact that you have to devote your life to it is a bigger sign of abuse. what kind of loving god would create life just to force said life to love and worship it under the threat of eternal suffering

it's supposedly called that because you have to much water occupying blood per gram of salt or something like that. So the re is low sodium in comparison to the water in your body

It's basically tonicity. Tonicity means that matter tries to even out the balance of certain materials. If there's too much water in your body, it dilutes the amount of sodium in the system. So your cells try to compensate by evening out the amount of water in them; so they start absorbing water until they're bloated. And the sodium becomes so thinly distributed that it can't function properly. Or at least that's what I think.

He had an std that is what shrunk the tumor in the other patient. House won they just left the rest out.

if there’s a lot of water and a lot of sodium, it evens out, but if there’s a lot more water than sodium, the ratio gets too low and it fucks with your body, to explain in lame man’s turns

Sodium is important because it helps draw water out of your cells and maintain an equilibrium. If you don't have enough salt in your body and you drink a ton of water, you can actually die. Too much water can be toxic. It's called hyponatremia. Your cells take on so much water (and with not enough salt in your body to draw water out of the cells) your cells start to burst. That's why long-distance runners have to be especially careful to eat or drink something with sodium so they don't drink too much water and accidentally kill themselves.

S2 e19

He didn't find out from the nurses _or_ God. He had another source.

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Season 2 Episode 19: House vs. God

Yes

I love u

but do you trust him

That but unironically and Carlin is dead and buried

polarweis we are gods

polarweis I read this in Ricks voice from Rick and Morty

DeathnoteBB thats exactly how my voice sounds in real life

polarweis we get it you watch rick and morty

YOUR IQ MUST BE 330

Godric. Not him. This is Thomas Dekker. He was in the Terminator tv series around the same time(maybe a little after).

BUM 1979 thanks!

I thought the same!!

Anyone else spot THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO believe it or not as the dad!!~?

I thought he looked similar to him too. I didn't think anyone was going to comment about it.

Lori Wolfcat Not pickin sides. But. 1.Written by man 2. A whole crap ton of the stories aren't even close to making sense and are full of plot holes. 3. Its based on beliefs and considering different parts of Christianity support only certain parts of said book is a bit sketchy at best 4. There are different versions of said same storybook which just doesn't add up. Consistency is needed. 4.Beliefs can change easily. Too easily. If you got rid of every religious and scientific text ever the scientific ones would come back the same way saying the same thing. The religious ones wouldn't. Trust me i like to think this has a middle ground but one side has birthed scientists and doctors that save lives, the other has birthed climate change deniers, anti-vaxxers, and fundamentalism. Its not hard to see why secular societies exist.

Torn Tokoroa So, you base it off of opinion, not facts then? Archeologists proved the biblical events happened. And it's made by man? Ummm, The Big Bang Theory came from a human's mind. A priest to be exact. There's always gonna be different versions because people deny and believe what they want. Heck, Santa Clause is fake, but the basic idea of him came from real life. Heck, even some Muslims who believe in God, come to realize that what they believe in is false and Christianity is the truest religion. I'm a skeptic about my religion, but I already answered all of what atheists or nonbelievers questioned about God and found out some factual evidence. Is it enough for me to whole heartedly believe then? No. Because idiots still believe we all came from Adam and Eve when we didn't. (FIRST-SECOND PAGE OF THE BIBLE) And most, if not, all think that you 100% MUST believe in God, or you go with Satan. That just seems cruel to me. My God, doesn't do that. My God loves everyone unconditionally. Truly unconditionally. You don't need to necessarily believe in God to be accepted into Heaven. If anything, just be a good person. But religious people tend to over exaggerate conditions and rules. That's why people sometimes don't believe. Cuz it doesn't add up. Evolution doesn't add up. Supposedly we came from literally nothing. Then a fish, lizard, and other animals, then, humans. It's crazy. Yet, let's just say that I believe in evolution. Even tho it makes NO SENSE. Why wouldn't I also believe in God?? I don't hardcore believe in anything right now, except that we're on this earth, put here by some power we don't understand. But hey, if you wanna be a hardcore atheist, ok, but that's just odd to be hardcore anything really. Heck, and especially if you're an atheist without at least reading the Bible, That's what's pretty dumb. Even tho I doubt evolution, I still research. Do some bible reading and then have an opinion based on what You specifically went thru. Give a chance to every religion.

Lori Wolfcat i never said i was atheist. Just logical. Again i don't have a dog in this. I see both sides as stupid. I just feel if we fully embraced science then everything would be fine. Im just giving my two cents and a possible answer.. It was an inference

Torn Tokoroa Well, at least you aren't full atheist, but try to be open to learn more about stuff rather than dismissing it. It's actually very intriguing when you're open. You learn something you never thought of.

Lori Wolfcat I'd be inclined to believe you if i hadn't been apart of that stuff. I used to be. But I'm not any longer. Especially considering that none of the holidays, none of the stories, none of that actually improved anything for me. And one key thing is if there is a creator, why let your your creations suffer needlessly? Especially when then worship consistently. It doesn't make sense. Is there supposed to be a lesson in suffering in those who haven't hurt anyone? In those who do nothing but beg for things to get better but their requests to fall upon deaf ears? I won't go on but this reliance on "faith for everything" mind set doesn't work. It just doesn't. Because once that faith is challenged in the slightest all hell breaks loose. The Jerusalem issue has proven that. Having hope that things can get better is fine but it doesn't solve anything at the end of the day.

Really? I would consider it hostile, more so than others. And his perspective isn’t flawed in any sense but just cold logic to see that religion is useless and harmful. The thing that makes him a great character for it is instead that he is indifferent. He doesn’t really care if they’re a threat to the progression modern world or they’ve caused and are causing genocides, he’s just having fun insulting them just like he does everyone else.

It doesn't feel hostile or polarizing because it doesn't feel different any more than House doing the same to any other person.

Username season 2 episode 9

I'm going to start using this!

And he died from cancer, rekt

@@orxy5316 What is your point, if you have one?

@@Vlasko60 “That the Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

@@orxy5316 I disagree, but what does the industrial revolution have to do with Hitchens dying of cancer?