How Are These Relatable? (Bad Relationship Memes)

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@totallynotapieceofcheese1852 4 года назад

Boy: **says genuinely rude things** Girl: **sob** Boy: jk lol Girl: lol

@blackwillow482 4 года назад

😭😭💙

@AWP_Luka_H 4 года назад

@@blackwillow482 ?

@camerong7365 4 года назад

Girl: *suddenly dies for some reason*

@ivyg1515 4 года назад

"Ew you suck" "Oop- i'm gonna die now" "...my d."

@Shrxmply 4 года назад

I think this user, may be piece of cheese 🤔

@kierangroves3324 3 года назад

boy: *whispers* please, stay with me girl: *whispers* it’s free real estate

@addwasabitomycoffee5811 3 года назад

I'm using it

@s0l4r47 3 года назад

kieran groves stop OMG

@YourFoodIsBland 3 года назад

Your comment is so underrated 😂

@kierangroves3324 3 года назад

@@YourFoodIsBland appreciated 😅

@octavia8603 3 года назад

@@YourFoodIsBland So we meet again 💜

@gdcomponent4359 3 года назад

when bae is in periods boy: hey bae girl: . .... ... ... ... ... .... .... . . .. boy: wtf

@s0l4r47 3 года назад

- HomeDepotViprin - she’s doing morse code

@angrylozenger 3 года назад

*in periods*

@evielynn1563 3 года назад

@@angrylozenger lmao

@Graciem1234 2 года назад

Eye with the face

@kefi3272 2 года назад

I put this through a morse code translater bc i was like "oh this is really clever i wonder what it says" and it just says "EHSSSSHHEEI" Still a funny comment tho!

@samihanna9461 3 года назад

The “don’t leave me I don’t know how to cook” in the skit at the beginning was a missed opportunity to be sponsored by Hello Fresh

@juan6richard175 2 года назад

True

@Cardinalt 2 года назад

Damn, would have been marketing genius.

@goatmom2980 Год назад

It really was… I for once would’ve enjoyed a sponsorship

@ddiamond1572 4 года назад

I like how Danny has a wife but plays his own girlfriend.

@-Spinach_Soup- 4 года назад

D Diamond haha

@hannah-roa 4 года назад

It's because he broke up with his girlfriend by making her his wife.

@bones4odie 4 года назад

Hannah Roa Id like you to undo that statement

@rootbeer586 4 года назад

Wait really? Lmao

@sweetestaphrodite 4 года назад

he has a WIFE? I thought he was like 17 😳

@caryn7154 4 года назад

2018 Tall Girls: Beautiful 2019 Tall Girls: Size 13 nikes 2020 Tall Girls: 🤧

@tanakamaria4702 4 года назад

Caryn Fogarty #tallgirl movie 😤✌🏿

@abbi6951 4 года назад

Men size 13 nikes*

@gracewalkden8037 4 года назад

MENS

@biancaandres8682 4 года назад

...I read size 13 nukes

@RozyPoyo 4 года назад

@@biancaandres8682 atta human!

@itiswhatitismindset 3 года назад

"Bae, get out from periods" has the same feeling as "Stop being depressed".

@Dr4gon_k1tties 2 года назад

"just think happy thoughts"

@itiswhatitismindset 2 года назад

@@Dr4gon_k1tties "just stop being sad"

@worstusernameintheworld9871 2 года назад

I mean... maybe? Tbh, I feel like it works more for physical deformities/birth defects rather than depression, because while depression is difficult to cure, it's still something that cAN be cured. So like, if it's with a birth defect or physical deformity, it could be comparable to "you can't read my texts properly? just get new eyes" or "if you can't reach the food, just grow a new arm", or even something mental like "stop having autism" in short, idk, periods are something we are made to have since birth unless a. you're barren, b. you're male, or c. you were born with amenorrhea (this excludes all factors that can temporarily end periods like birth control or a severe mental illness, you still got a period, it just ended temporarily)

@itiswhatitismindset 2 года назад

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 you're right but, idk if you have depression or anxiety, it can't be cured like a fever like.. fevers pass, they get better and depression isn't always like that. but yeah I agree.

@worstusernameintheworld9871 2 года назад

@@itiswhatitismindset oh definitely, a mere fever is definitely nothing compared to depression and anxiety

@greenb00gie 3 года назад

Lmao imagine your s/o getting on one knee and saying “I’m breaking up with you” with a big smile on their face

@mcemilyca 3 года назад

LMFAOOOOOO

@louloudaki_ 2 года назад

KFKDKWJDBAMDJCNSNGJ

@aswarmofbees5009 2 года назад

@crust

@Cardinalt 2 года назад

@crust

@yeesus7050 2 года назад

@crust

@JCrayZ17 4 года назад

*wears wedding ring while his "girlfriend" breaks up with him*

@beefykeith48 4 года назад

JCra Z hes married to drew gooden duh

@beefykeith48 4 года назад

JCra Z did you not watch the fanfic video?!? ethan klein literally married them.

@hideakisorachi3953 4 года назад

@@beefykeith48 how would he marry himself???

@tapicyl 4 года назад

I think Greg’s wife needs a boyfriend, she’s so lonely

@elainewalter8685 4 года назад

He's having an affair

@olivealbino4087 6 лет назад

i remember 11 year old me thought these memes were so romantic and wondered why I couldn't find someone who would say all that to me. Then I grew up and realized it's because it sounds fucking insane.

@sndrjcb 6 лет назад

lmaoooo same, i can't believe these posts still exist

@manit940 6 лет назад

I’m 11 and I literally hate those

@kristenyarbrough4287 6 лет назад

Omg that was me at 11. I even wrote shit like that in my diary xD. I cringe at my past self.

@jillianbruening8199 23 дня назад

Whats being 17 like now?@@manit940

@mrs.samuel.L.jackson 11 дней назад

@@manit940 Hey, you're 17 now right? How is life? Doing good?

@gordonramslay9955 3 года назад

Boy: Babes what wrong Girl: Where my croissant Boy: Sorry sweethurt I eatens you croissant Girl: **creis** Boy: **gets hit by big mens on moterbikers** Girl: Noes I should’ve give you more croissant SHARE TO FRIENS IF CRYED 😭💔

@yatomcyato6459 2 года назад

This comment was better than your cooking. Jk. I love your food.

@max_punch 2 года назад

The fact that you misspelled sweetheart but not croissant makes this more cursed

@Cardinalt 2 года назад

i,M cryg eVerytume! 😔😔😔

@hiba_stxr 2 года назад

*shareds to eveyr fren*

@Aragorn-wp2xm 2 года назад

😭😭😭😭😭😭

@sunolili862 3 года назад

I love how his "girlfriend" acknowledges her plate is empty and that she has a sign taped to her chest but not the fact that she's actually drew gooden

@charlieandhisantics9954 Год назад

Shhh... don't let her know.

@tp8077 4 года назад

Girls: Do you want baby. Boy: no Girl: silently cries* Boy: whispers* I want three Tag your girl

@jajar2534 4 года назад

Toni P @hentaiwaifus

@Sharmz1 4 года назад

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@natalie-qp7gu 4 года назад

@yourgirl

@isafreakingbella6336 4 года назад

@no_one

@lailataluminousnight8064 4 года назад

This was atcually good

@izzyfire3 4 года назад

Bae get out of periods. Like my Bae has literally been in the Jurassic period for over a week

@miaoux6122 4 года назад

i'm dying this comment is so underrated lmao

@irina3148 4 года назад

Damn. My friends been in Triassic for a while😔

@dododoodododoo3043 4 года назад

Me too! Mines been in the renaissance

@mikeymike5489 4 года назад

Ive personally been in the Stone Age

@threeeyeduke981 4 года назад

Man ive been in the Cretaceous myself

@ollow_is_sad5373 2 года назад

"All Greg's are immortal." So this explains why Danny hasn't aged in the past 5 years-

@henrysphone6364 2 года назад

He is stealing our life force, drainibg our energy like a vampire, in order to become a god

@goatmom1346 Год назад

@@henrysphone6364 I’m fine with this

@spuderman4028 3 года назад

"she's in periods" the guy named periods: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) *wait wat*

@lemonfromanorangetree650 3 года назад

S-she's... the one in him?

@cassadywithana2061 3 года назад

This shit's funny why does it only have like 19 likes?

@anshisingh7632 3 года назад

What in the hentai is going on with them lol😂

@pentaclepeople5653 3 года назад

@@lemonfromanorangetree650 he guy is having a baby girl

@pentaclepeople5653 3 года назад

@@lemonfromanorangetree650 that sounded better in my head

@elliewilliams7305 5 лет назад

*hoW tO bEiNg a roMaNcE*

@Rose-vk6on 5 лет назад

*hOW tO dO tHe lOVes*

@enx7215 5 лет назад

How to be a 9 years old normie

@CivyxD 4 года назад

hOw tO gEt 9 yEaR oLdS wRiTe tHesE "rOmAnTiC" sTorIeS

@natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 3 года назад

this sent me lmao

@iliodora25 3 года назад

How to be deep and force kids to fake depression uwu

@legalduidriving 4 года назад

Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: NO Girl: Do you want to be with me forever? Boy: NO Girl: Would you cry if I walked away? Boy: NO She heard enough and was hurt. She walked away, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm Boy: Also, this is a robbery. Give me your money!

@user-xe3xo4iz7e 3 года назад

That took a turn lmao

@hmtkdkdnrkwjd 3 года назад

lol

@moomoowillie9061 3 года назад

so tragic

@khemlata3695 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@hi-fx3ud 3 года назад

I was not expecting that

@ShayLaLaLooHoo 2 года назад

Danny: (breaks up with himself) Laura: "ah sweet, time to finally shoot my shot!"

@danifoxx7469 8 месяцев назад

For some reason the idea of someone being like “I got you flowers” and holding three dead toads and trying to cram them in a vase is absolutely hilarious to me and actually makes me laugh audibly every time I watch this video

@starglaze- 8 месяцев назад

if someone did that to me i would date them on the spot

@kenjibarry8631 3 года назад

Danny: he’s just talking to himself, like a psychopath? Also Danny:*breaks up with himself*

@Cat-yx7xc 3 года назад

He was just a man... Doing business

@NyanCatzzz 3 года назад

@@Cat-yx7xc Manly business

@helloworld366 3 года назад

@@NyanCatzzz very manly

@DontEatYourMicrowave 2 года назад

@@helloworld366 the manliest

@oldsport9279 2 года назад

Manicure

@aswarmofbees5009 4 года назад

I will always love the one that’s like “a boy and a girl are riding a motorcycle. The boy stops with no explanation and tells her to get off. She is confused but gets off and goes home. The next day she finds out he has died. He saw the wall and let her off before driving into it 😔”

@casper2166 3 года назад

honestly a better love story than twilight

@tylerdoan1785 3 года назад

"stops" did he just stop let her off then just start driving again to kill himself

@aswarmofbees5009 3 года назад

Tyler Doan yes and it is truly tragic

@uRyL. 3 года назад

@@tylerdoan1785 XD

@tendou5934 3 года назад

I feel bad for ugly laughing at this omfg

@Viscidsquare040 3 года назад

Danny: is bad at romance Girlfriend character: I GOT TO GO!

@lisettegarcia 2 года назад

Yo, nice callback! 😎

@camilavaleria2003 2 года назад

all this jokes are nice but nobody’s gonna mention how his shirt matches his eyes perfectly?

@viic7025 5 лет назад

Boy: (whispers) *Its free real estate*

@elias2729 5 лет назад

Viic *moans*

@wispyghost6818 5 лет назад

It’s an all night party that we’re gettin into, if you think it’s *FREE REAL ESTATE* then the joke is on you Roses are red, go through the gate. Over the hills, *it’s free real estate*

@galaxydraws1374 5 лет назад

Viic L O L

@tylerkroll3229 5 лет назад

F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE!! CREDIT REPORT.COM BABY!!!

@crystalcollision5432 5 лет назад

hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

@hollygonzales8413 4 года назад

Girl: Do I look like a snacc? Guy: No *girl commits toaster bath* Guy at funeral: You're a meal *grabbing handful of ashes as his jaw unhinges*

@mozz7668 4 года назад

YeetStar yes

@acookie7548 4 года назад

the visceral repulse this comment gave me though

@arkivelikesmilk6046 4 года назад

I laughed and then said OH out loud when I realised what you meant at the end

@michelled87 4 года назад

Kronos and Zeus about to eat their children: (I may be wrong but)

@hideakisorachi3953 4 года назад

@@michelled87 I thought kronos ate Zeus. Like I know Zeus ain't got the best reputation but I dont think he ate his kids. Might be wrong though

@FurtherReadingTV Год назад

"I got you a bib that says girlfriend character" is such a great joke.

@jahnvigandhi3540 2 года назад

8:23 well Danny, this is what we call an arranged marriage in India

@aftonstan5494 Год назад

And around the world, arranged marriages are part of a lot of different cultures.

@epicspider4598 Месяц назад

when i hear arranged marriage i think 2018 gacha life video

@user-em4fz4pt1t 4 года назад

“Bae get out of periods!” Ugh. I wish it were that easy.

@notherelol 3 года назад

*Just get out of periods its not hard bro*

@fartimedes 3 года назад

why cant she be in commas omg its not that difficult

@justanotherweirdo11 3 года назад

"Ugh, just hurry up and hit menopause"

@rowaneditspeppa3361 3 года назад

Uh I know your going through pains that can be as bad as heart failure but come one just stop bleeding

@iliodora25 3 года назад

Bruh idk what to say, i just- i don't even- nvm

@therealjesterguys 4 года назад

I find it funnier when people do those weird mind games like “I’m breaking up with you” “because I want to be your husband/wife” but it goes wrong so like “I’m breaking up with you” Expecting them to be upset and sad Them: lol phew I wanted to break up with you ages ago but didn’t know how to tell you

@soidester1162 3 года назад

My gf tried that on me, I wasn’t happy in the relationship and thought it was real, so I played along. I dodged a bullet lol

@thatgirl1947 3 года назад

My ex broke up with me on a dare as a joke and then was shocked when I agreed we should break up. I’d been trying to find a way to break up with him for weeks and he gave me the perfect opportunity.

@ranjanbiswas3233 3 года назад

I'm breaking you up......your bones.

@CJ-iz3mp 3 года назад

man maybe people SHOULD do that, it seems to be an easy out if you aren't happy with the relationship

@okay4059 3 года назад

at likes 666

@dylanmahaffey8920 2 года назад

He went all out on the budget to create that girlfriend character.

@sS0O0L 2 года назад

"i don't want to be with you, i NEED to be with you" he literally said that he doesn't want to but is necessary for some reason

@donikaveseli2253 5 лет назад

Nothing says romance like 3 dead toads in a vase😩

@itsyaboi881 5 лет назад

Oh yes, I agree

@sanjanaishas2096 5 лет назад

honestly, if someone gave me 3 dead toads instead of flowers,I would marry them on the spot

@ayinore 5 лет назад

Omg yes

@cleorr 5 лет назад

Lanadelrayofsunshine omg lmao I thought he said toes 🤣🤣🤣

@Nicky_TM 4 года назад

Ikr jelly

@nohsara 3 года назад

another dumb thing about these accounts is that they're almost definitely just stealing random ppl's art for their posts without credit

@raisyahalida4616 3 года назад

YESS

@hopingstare8980 3 года назад

@@crypto1122 just like mvperry, saying ''OOO I FOUND IT OFF GOOGLE OOO''

@lulud1695 3 года назад

Right? Like the one where danny tags his boss, the picture of the 2 anime characters is from a story called "Love doesn't Talk" which is adorable. It's on webtoon if you would like to read it

@lukkydukky9278 3 года назад

Yeah

@pessimisticdiabetic717 3 года назад

I hate plagiarism

@rosethorne9155 3 года назад

"When bae is in periods" just makes me picture someone being menaced by flying ellipses like it's Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds 😂😂😂

@husband-of-chinggis 3 года назад

SAJKKJSAJK LMAOOOO

@arby133 2 года назад

As a girl i can confirm that we definitely just suddenly hate everyone when we’re ‘in periods’

@thomaspaine306 5 лет назад

I too hate it when I confuse amphibious creatures for flowering plants

@jadebelle3726 5 лет назад

Happens all the time!

@thatoneretard498 5 лет назад

Alyx L. I know right!!

@lilat8450 5 лет назад

me with the 99th like: I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

@thomaspaine306 5 лет назад

What the fuck who liked this dkadldkdkdj

@iamimana 4 года назад

Every. Damn. Day.

@mousebutcool 6 лет назад

Damn I hate when I’m in periods

@jaya9298 6 лет назад

Hersh I know right. All that swimming and bad vision.

@asmi7662 6 лет назад

Don't we all hate it when we're in periods....

@imaraddish1246 2 года назад

i swear danny has never lost his vine energy

@pumpkincat4594 2 года назад

5:20 all the poor girls who are average height, medium sized, or any color besides “fair” and “dark”

@BeautifulSilence1233 5 лет назад

girl: do you like my shirt boy: no girl: *dies* boy: i love shirt... please tag your shirt

@croco_duck 4 года назад

@jeramiah

@egoisticflamingo5869 4 года назад

@harris

@shenquanruiwife69 4 года назад

@steve

@nayabr.119 4 года назад

@shirtblacktea Drop a “👚” if you crib in dis sad tagedy

@sneefsnorf 4 года назад

@pants

@mmmmmicrowave 3 года назад

"Greg is immortal." *me who got hit by a car a few months ago and survived:* 👁️👄👁️

@ThisUserPassedAway 3 года назад

Jokes aside I wish you a full recovery!

@Svgarcanna 3 года назад

You good homie?

@pissapocalypse 3 года назад

Bruh are you okay

@joshie3815 3 года назад

@@ThisUserPassedAway I love your name and I hope the person is okay too

@joshie3815 3 года назад

You good?

@verticallettuce 3 года назад

after he said "well theres only one thing to do" without looking i accidentally clicked on another video and kurtis started talking and i got really confused as to why he turned into kurtis and why i didn't remember that part of the skit

@reaper-mf Год назад

8:15 the convo is kinda similar to traditional marriage in our country For example a boy knows a girl (maybe he was her classmate, neighbor..etc) and when he wants to get married he will go find a girl he knows and hes interested in so he will just go to her house and meet her and her family, so they start asking him questions and if the girl likes him she will approve (sometimes she doesnt have a right to give her opinion, it is the dad who chooses) and that's toxic to me

@pap-fr 4 месяца назад

That's more than "toxic" it's sexist misogynistic and forced marriage

@js0219 4 года назад

Danny's wife watching him break up with himself: 👁👄👁

@michelledolbeck4230 4 года назад

Yep wonder which Danny got the house and 1st comment

@literaIIyshy 4 года назад

He's married?

@js0219 4 года назад

Shirley M. Y e s

@embers3528 4 года назад

@@js0219 😯😮 o m g

@thewiseotter3884 3 года назад

Michelle Dolbeck so is Danny’s wife the camerawomen or is she like really camera shy

@SNRGR 4 года назад

i sure do hate it when i’m in periods

@duartecandeias2484 4 года назад

Funny finding YOU here Abbachio😂😂😂

@SNRGR 4 года назад

Dr. Giorno hello peepee boy

@julia-pp8iy 4 года назад

Leone Abbacchio is this a jojo reference

@SNRGR 4 года назад

Bad Wolf everything i say is a jojo reference

@julia-pp8iy 4 года назад

@@SNRGR as it should be

@EDIT_PERSON 2 года назад

Laura looking in the bin: "Danny what is this paper, "Girlfriend Character""? Danny: 👁👄👁

@Harry.C.Footmin 2 года назад

1:42 JEEZ DUDE WHAT A BIG SUBTITLE BLOCK

@sky_lol Год назад

Ikr i got jumpscared by it 😅

@nosferattusx2 Год назад

As someone who has to make subtitled videos, I can tell why the person did that

@L_like_the_letter 11 месяцев назад

@@nosferattusx2why did they?

@nosferattusx2 11 месяцев назад

@@L_like_the_letter they got tired of timing all these little lines

@brandonsalway1037 4 года назад

my bae is always in periods, man i hate middle school’s system

@antisocial7425 4 года назад

Brandon Salway This comment is underrated.

@destroylonelyjr1294 4 года назад

Hol'up

@R0Y4L_T 4 года назад

👩🏻 ....... ............ ........ 🩲 👟👟

@ilexdiapason 4 года назад

do american high schools not have periods?

@boreragnarok4522 4 года назад

Brandon Salway how old are you

@sinfullycirce 4 года назад

Danny: “What short person is going to see this and be like ‘I don’t think I really do deserve love’?” my 4’10 self deprecating ass: “my time to shine baby”

@CannabisMaximus02 4 года назад

Taryn you good at giving hugs and monitoring heart beats though??

@sinfullycirce 4 года назад

CannabisMaximus02 my only redeeming qualities to be honest

@SunniiBun 4 года назад

Lmao same height same mindset

@unluckiestkatalive 4 года назад

i can relate to this comment

@vivienne1349 4 года назад

imma flex on you for being one inch taller >:)

@im_boingboing 2 месяца назад

If I were pregnant and I was worried, stressed, and crying and my boyfriend does that mind game, I would just break up with him. I don't need that emotional abuse

@idiot.with.the.painted.face. 2 года назад

On 6:43 I thought the BF was confessing love to the GF baby that she’s pregnant with… I misheard really badly..

@crimsonstrykr Год назад

Twilight Breaking Dawn Jacob moment right there.....

@spamme. 10 месяцев назад

@@crimsonstrykrboth of the love interests in that movie were so creepy

@artdeco777 9 месяцев назад

@@spamme.when you have to pick between your stalker or your baby’s stalker 😍😍😍

@changedaccount4340 4 года назад

Girl: Do you think im pretty? Boy: no _girl dies_ Boy: no i dont think you're pretty i think you're *super* pretty Tag a friend that died

@peepeepoopoo7182 4 года назад

_ N_ they’re*

@stevefilms1997 4 года назад

@Timothy Smith, you can’t prove I killed you

@shaylahuynh9586 4 года назад

the cup RM throws in the Run MV 💜💜💜

@mementoghosty 4 года назад

@my_will_to_live miss u bro

@changedaccount4340 4 года назад

what is happening in the replies

@chocomilk5713 4 года назад

Laura: Hey dan- *sees that he’s breaking up with himself* Laura: I think this is a bad time..

@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 3 года назад

LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thet prob happened tbh That's Danny's luck

@sirreal7870 3 года назад

E I wi...Read more

@pentaclepeople5653 3 года назад

Lmao Read more

@user-nq7it1dt5r 3 года назад

@@sirreal7870 YOU LITTLE BITCH, YOU GOT ME

@froggysenator1144 3 года назад

@@sirreal7870 Frick off du...Read More

@emmaritchie7567 3 года назад

At 1:17 my video froze and I stared at that for like an entire minute before realizing it was frozen

@divDev12 10 месяцев назад

danny: "talking to himself? like a psychopath?" also danny: *making fun of this guy for talking to himself, by himself*

@detectivedance 5 лет назад

"Grab those things that makes you happy" *grabs phone*

@rebeccak9597 5 лет назад

And starts watching Danny 😋

@cartii. 5 лет назад

*grabs ‘Instant Death Potion, Do Not Use!’ And chugs it*

@raabitstew102_5 5 лет назад

Grabs plate of spaghetti

@pixelheroes9879 5 лет назад

Grabs vape

@aiden5343 5 лет назад

How do I grab a car?

@JamesSmith-to3kl 4 года назад

Girl : "Will you place your minecraft bed next to mine?" Boy : "No." Chat : Girl has fallen to her death Boy : "I want to sleep in the same bed with you..." Girl : *respawns* Girl : Umm actually you can't sleep in the same bed in Minecraft you noob. Girl : *Leaves server*

@justasillygoofyguy 3 года назад

This nearly made me cry, so heart warming, with such a twist at the end as well 😪❤

@masterpig753 3 года назад

Girl fell from a high place

@lolaishotasf 3 года назад

Underrated comment

@GaiaTheLeafwing 3 года назад

good

@fiona5074 3 года назад

This is contradictory 😡 putting your minecraft beda next to each other is sharing a bed. I rest my case.

@who.s.mishel Год назад

6:24 ngl i bet he could do an awesome impression of eminem

@akayway6464 3 года назад

"You thought those were flowers? *Danny, you brought home 3 dead toads and put them in a vase!"* Honestly though, same-

@ZoeAllen4444duck 6 лет назад

Girl: Am hot? Boy: no- Girl: *runs away and chop off her own head with scissors* Boy at funeral: you gorgeous This is what true lov is tag your bald dad if you cried and agreed. 😭❤️

@yourgrandpuncle8621 6 лет назад

Zoe Allen this is the funniest comment ive ever seen oml

@brennenweidner438 6 лет назад

Zoe Allen Leik if yoo cri erevy tim.

@jjjoshiii6659 6 лет назад

xxXmCrFoRlYfEXxx bvblover this is so sad can we hit 50 like??

@katiaolivares4691 6 лет назад

Wait I have no bald dad

@ZoeAllen4444duck 6 лет назад

Katia Olivares shave it

@DISHWASHINGLICKWID 6 лет назад

*3 dead toads in a vase*

@sc00bysnackx85 6 лет назад

me, my dignity, and i

@Euphoricbryanna 6 лет назад

DISHWASHINGLICKWID omg hi babe! Had no idea you watched danny 😍 makes me wanna be your friend even more!! Also you should make a video on the jackie aina giveaway! I’d love to hear your take on it! Have a great day!!!

@randomperzon5805 6 лет назад

DISHWASHINGLICKWID XD IT WAS A TOADFLOWER DANNY XD

@izzyfoshizzy2678 6 лет назад

Laughed so hard

@MeandMonkeyLP 6 лет назад

Now i know why no girls wants to go on a date with me

@yourfavoriteannie 2 года назад

the way you read these as if they were relatable and made sense literally had me wheezing

@_poqu 2 года назад

Danny: “All Gregs are immortal.” Me to my suicidal friend: *”hey I found an amazing channel you’d probably like”*

@leep1770 4 года назад

girl: boy wil you date me boy: no. girl: *dyes* boy at funerals boy: "i'll marey you" drop a ❤️ and share with a friends who dead

@insertnamehere1983 4 года назад

@Lenin

@ilovepuns140 3 года назад

Meeta Verma yeah, that’s the point

@gisellelovesgogurt 3 года назад

Vry dep

@IronJawn 3 года назад

@leep1770 3 года назад

Giselle Arellano yeahs i cryeid 😢😢

@melissadonnelly496 4 года назад

Merch idea: bibs that say girlfriend character on them

@m4ttsunn 4 года назад

Hell yeah great idea, my dude

@oliviagarrett1853 4 года назад

A shirt would be cool too

@spaghettigum 4 года назад

@@oliviagarrett1853 no

@dekusnumber1simp380 4 года назад

spaghetti gum yes

@spaghettigum 4 года назад

@@dekusnumber1simp380 no

@jeffryejeffrye 5 месяцев назад

I feel so hurt and dejected that they forgot to include how beautiful unfair girls are. The fair girls always get the spotlight.

@lordedmundblackadder9321 Год назад

I feel like I wouldn't be mad if my boyfriend tried to make me dinner but couldn't cook so he just gave me an empty plate? I would probably just be like "u dork" and make dinner myself.

@meganmac9448 4 года назад

Girl: I like you Boy: I don't like you, sorry Girl: **yeetus thine feetus, commits self-deletus**

@aabhathetacotaco1711 4 года назад

You deserved to be pinned

@scarecrowdrive 4 года назад

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen

@guowoba3661 4 года назад

This is one of the holy most beautiful things my eyes have seen

@Sharmz1 4 года назад

Wow

@Sharmz1 4 года назад

Deserve a hundred million likes

@justaninnocentpomegranate3702 6 лет назад

I like how you actually have a wife you could have done the intro bit with, but you chose to make everything more difficult.

@Karan-Aujla 6 лет назад

Just an innocent Pomegranate Wife?

@angelh5203 6 лет назад

Karan Aujla he does wear a ring on this 4th finger

@CottonCandyNationYT 6 лет назад

No pomegranates!

@Adagamante 6 лет назад

I want to get my gf panzergranate

@risingstars3478 6 лет назад

how old is he?

@codaschleibaum2662 11 месяцев назад

Me: avoiding listening to audiobooks and going to sleep to watch Danny Gonzalez Danny: this video is sponsored by audible!

@m0bz0mb38 2 года назад

2:46 I can only hear this as surface lether

@emma-cb6wh 6 лет назад

Girl: “What do you wanna eat?” Boy: “Garlic... Girl: “Omg your so weird! I hate you!” Girl: *commits suicide* Boy: *visits girls grave* Boy: Bread” LIKE IF YOU CRIED

@ankle2161 6 лет назад

emma dilemma it's too grammatically correct

@rachelamber8311 6 лет назад

emma dilemma 😢

@srorrim 6 лет назад

emma dilemma im so shocked that this shit is still around! i thought it died in like 2011

@karoline9835 6 лет назад

emma dilemma BITCH I FUCKING BAWLED

@moonflower8890 6 лет назад

emma dilemma truly sad

@wispyghost6818 5 лет назад

Just because a girl is mad doesn’t mean she’s on her period. Maybe she just hates you 😅

@soul7445 5 лет назад

*in periods

@Gayjesus77 5 лет назад

HEY IT'S PRONIUNCED IN PERIODS B*TCH lol joke

@balls3858 5 лет назад

*in periods

@donnazaporojenco2118 5 лет назад

When I went to like this comment it was at 666, I made it 667, just had to say😏

@medli7789 5 лет назад

*in periods

@sadguuy 2 года назад

10:28 Girlfriend:ok I'm gonna go to the bathroom*walk away to the bathroom* Boyfriend: *DIES INTENSELY*

@viviennegelsinger3584 2 месяца назад

him: "the world is flat" her: "no its not" him: "babe, youre my world."

@goaway3555 5 лет назад

Girl: Am I ugly? Boy: Yes Girl: Cries Girl: *Commits go to sleep and no wake up* Boy: goes to bed Boy: sleeps

@elenaelxna 5 лет назад

S &J i cried

@finnlynette 5 лет назад

@xtonibx5770 5 лет назад

😭💔

@albret_einstong 5 лет назад

THAT IS THE * sniffle* SADDEST STORY EVER! *sniffle * I JUST CRIED SO HARD! 😭😢

@ayelet2679 5 лет назад

Lmao😂

@luvtortyz2177 4 года назад

“All Gregs are immortal and impervious to all diseases” *coronavirus has left the chat*

@kel4211 4 года назад

LuvTortyz WE WILL SURVIVE. WOOOOOOO

@livdoesathing8293 4 года назад

I'm not gonna like this comment cuz it's at 69 likes.

@r101zeppelin5 4 года назад

Greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg greg

@earthwormsally8096 4 года назад

GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG GREG

@realtimereality 4 года назад

when ur greg but you actually got coronavirus

@greg6015 3 года назад

I swear I thought Danny was going to say after the sketch in the beginning of the video, " This video is sponsored by Hello Fresh!"

@Too-Ticci Год назад

Love how the captions said "hOgWarrts?????" At the start🥺

@jaysouth2379 5 лет назад

Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: NO Girl: Do you wanna be with me forever? Boy: NO Girl: Would you cry if I walked away? Boy: NO She heard enough, and was hurt. She walked aways, tears ran down her face. The boy grabbed her arm.. Boy: You’re not pretty. You’re beautiful. I don’t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would DIE. (Boy whispers): Please? Stay with me. (Girl whispers): *no*

@siobhannano1092 5 лет назад

Top 10 Anime Plot Twists (GONE WRONG) (OMG NOT CLICKBAIT) (I DIED)

@lukeskywalker1705 5 лет назад

Then the boy died

@raykoo5259 5 лет назад

Omfg genius

@thatguy8309 5 лет назад

*dog poop on grave lol*

@naomiandotherfictionalchar1574 5 лет назад

Me This is me

@mariajosefenton3728 4 года назад

Girl: I’m on my periods Boy: ( puts toads in vase) Girl: you are so romantic Tag yours boss if you cried too ❤️

@amyramos9697 4 года назад

@mom

@mariajosefenton3728 4 года назад

AMY RAMOS lmaoooooo 😂

@kamalotalot1204 4 года назад

@boy

@Secrett_Rickk773 4 года назад

@yes

@yourmicrowave7997 4 года назад

Omg I’m crying

@frotk 5 месяцев назад

Having green eyes and hearing Danny say “girls with green eyes can go f themselves” really sent me 😂

@TaddiestMason 2 года назад

I live underground and my estate is roughly 8 times the size of your measly manse. It’s carved out of the mountain that has become my people’s home over the millennia. I think we’re becoming traditional fantasy dwarves, yo. It’s noice.

@practicalatheism 5 лет назад

youtuber: *exist* audible: SpOnSoR

@cutiecakes1232 5 лет назад

And skillshare....skillshare always sponsors youtubers

@em8334 5 лет назад

And Honey skjkjsk

@misseli1 5 лет назад

This video's sponsored by S Q U A R E S P A CE

@clarissabarrios 4 года назад

seatgeek

@pewpewman18 4 года назад

Better than RU-vid removing adds for no good reason and gives adds and cash to soulless terrible RU-vidrs

@fridaolivares7328 5 лет назад

Sorry but I love how your eyes match so well with that T-shirt lol

@renielek4014 5 лет назад

YES

@abigaelrarts2257 5 лет назад

I want to say how nice his eyes are on like every vid but I also don't want to be creepy so thank you for finding a non-creepy way lmao

@cuttage638 5 лет назад

SAME

@faithfulglitch9857 4 года назад

I just noticed that-

@krisdoesart9643 4 года назад

Abigael Roy like "your eyeballs please me Danny"

@Nooodle-or3go 4 месяца назад

Did anyone notice the sign the nutcracker is holding?

@darkstalker_gacha_wof7669 2 года назад

If I’m being honest you are one of the only RU-vidrs that actually make me laugh you make my days much better yours truly Greg

@seignee 6 лет назад

Dirty lines : "YESS BABY DRAW ME TO FULFILLMENT" "MM BABY GRAB THOSE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY"

@alexeames1559 5 лет назад

Cody Ko is the best person to have ecer walked the earth

@alexiannam.4013 5 лет назад

CODYYYY

@leothefanboy1634 5 лет назад

YES TMG🙏🙏

@bela1825 5 лет назад

Yessss!!!!

@jaysonwalls1453 5 лет назад

Girly Nerd *makes

@endme4771 5 лет назад

Boy:If you walked away I would DIE Girl: *Walks away to see if he's telling the truth* Boy: *Gets heart attack*

@Foxgurloli 5 лет назад

Boy: gets struck by lighting

@endme4771 5 лет назад

@@Foxgurloli Noice.

@imtobs 5 лет назад

lol The first thing I thought of was death note.

@Angela-cs4qk 4 года назад

*ee*

@asliabdi2579 4 года назад

So sad 😭😭😢😢

@SpicyStrawberry3580 Год назад

"Okay, what about the flowers I brought home today, that was romantic." "You thought those were flowers? You came home with three dead toads and put them in a vase."

@Alexisme. Год назад

😐

@morepenguins6247 2 года назад

10:32 "No seriously, my soul is bound to yours and if I am more than 5 feet away from you I collapse into ashes! Please don't leave!"

@rachelcamasura1982 6 лет назад

*how to being a **_romance_*

@cascadestars 6 лет назад

Rachel Camasura I spit out my drink

@prodbymorii2058 6 лет назад

Hallo yes how I am to doing this romance ting

@ThemedNumber02 6 лет назад

*NO!!*

@sunnysideofthings 5 лет назад

Girl: i lik you. Boy: no Girl: *cries* Boy: i luv u Girl: *marries* this is tru luv tag you moms dads mom cat that had a baby call karen that is actually a unicorn that had a baby dragon calld jeff

@remi3036 5 лет назад

Mari I cried because of the grammar

@frogtato6446 5 лет назад

700th like!

@deracadavenom2560 5 лет назад

I do have those things

@sunnysideofthings 5 лет назад

why are there so many likes this is terrible

@coodyh 5 лет назад

omg such sweet

@mrsbosslady9566 3 года назад

“Just taking to yourself” As he talks to a camera

@KanashiiNekoP 2 года назад

Why did I start crying when the “all girls are perfect” thing came on 😭✋

@Rsmr27 4 года назад

The grammar is so bad he automatically corrects it when he reads the text 😂

@wringly 4 года назад

I like how the girlfriends voice is deeper than dannys voice

@oli7085 3 года назад

i want to like but ur at 69 so i wont ruin it

@user-xe3xo4iz7e 3 года назад

@@oli7085 I ruined it...

@oli7085 3 года назад

@@user-xe3xo4iz7e its ok...

@georgiakapetaniou761 3 года назад

I love your pfp

@oli7085 3 года назад

@@georgiakapetaniou761 who are u talking to?

@Nobody_knows_megamind Год назад

Whenever I watch Danny’s videos for some reason cascade platinum in Spanish always plays as an ad

@MaidenOfHusbands 2 года назад

At 4:34 I love that all the other girls are told they're attractive but thin girls are told they are not attractive and are instead sweet... Wow... Makes me feel so good about my thin petite body