How fast can you LOSE a life in every Mario game?

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In this video I combine my skills of having no life with someone who has lost more lives than anyone I can think of...by seeing how fast you can lose a life in every Mario game.
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@j0rts 10 месяцев назад

These goombas are outta control

@mcpuncake3244 10 месяцев назад

Real

@SMG4i 10 месяцев назад

yes

@Comagold 10 месяцев назад

G00MBA

@ozzmarwars4546 10 месяцев назад

LETS GO

@Defender1876 10 месяцев назад

i think instead of u resetting in the lost levels u should of just ignored the paratroopa and got the poison mushroom

@Introbulus 10 месяцев назад

We gotta get revenge. How fast can you *take* a life in every Mario game?

@NerferActivities2763 10 месяцев назад

You mean how fast you can *murder* in every Mario game

@Introbulus 10 месяцев назад

@@NerferActivities2763 Yes basically.

@judahgarrington8127 9 месяцев назад

I’m in

@kmosterbergLolbit 9 месяцев назад

All for it

@afrozeneagle 9 месяцев назад

Let’s roll

@theslumpis2363 10 месяцев назад

These goombas deserve a promotion for being able to speedrun killing Mario

@stray1239 10 месяцев назад

a raise? but they're the masterminds...

@JJ_R 10 месяцев назад

Nice to see the Goomba getting a spotlight in one of these videos.

@louie.kazooie 10 месяцев назад

I instinctively started reading this in the Hotel Mario voice lol

@TheBreadPirate 10 месяцев назад

Finally, Bowser's army is doing their job.

@theeldesttreeE 6 месяцев назад

FINALLY

@av8063 12 дней назад

Yes ❤

@cravonomire9971 10 месяцев назад

Its funny how you somehow gained a life instead of losing one in Mario World

@JrIcify 9 месяцев назад

People often point out that Bowser goes way too easy on Mario, sending pathetic goombas to kill him and making the lava pits too small. But in the majority of timelines Mario dies and never faces bowser.

@RenardioMFG 10 месяцев назад

0:12 I know someone who has lost more lives... the Geometry Dash Icon

@NoobyNoob0102 Месяц назад

I knew I'll find a comment like that

@VERYCOOLMONKEYVR Месяц назад

No the stick man on the road signs

@simonn2045 10 месяцев назад

1:34 is pure reflex for us all

@izzybellyyy 10 месяцев назад

Mario games always seem so simple and easy and then you die to the first goomba

@sonicspeed12thehedgehog51 10 месяцев назад

0:04 Goomba

@Azurious 10 месяцев назад

Is it really losing a life when you know exactly where it was thrown away

@Egoo02 10 месяцев назад

You should try some of these challenges with Kirby games! Like getting a life and whatnot

@sonicthehedgehog23145 9 месяцев назад

bro getting a life in kirby is so easy actually wait it depends on which game your playing if ur playing like magalor epilogue or return to dream land then that does not apply

@Robertohr18 10 месяцев назад

How fast can you touch Zelda in every Zelda game?

@lindseylindsey9200 10 месяцев назад

Link’s Awakening moment

@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 9 месяцев назад

Never, because Zelda isn't real.

@AnaatthiGozo 8 месяцев назад

Over time I've come to appreciate just how much faster it is to get to the action (and your first death) in older games

@elleenoel512 10 месяцев назад

You should do "how long does it take to max out your wallet in every Zelda game." That one would be pretty long, but it could be fun.

@koopaking5126 10 месяцев назад

Now after touching Death, comes Money!!!

@bigtimebabey 10 месяцев назад

3:17 The princess' crown counts as a spike and would cause Mario to lose 1 HP if jumped on (joke)

@youtubeuniversity3638 10 месяцев назад

How quickly can you touch A Friend in every Mario? How quickly can you touch Authority in every Kirby? How quickly can you touch Air in every Metroid game?

@mustacheman529 10 месяцев назад

Technically, Samus is most likely always touching air, as long as her suit is working.

@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit 9 месяцев назад

What friends are in Mario 1?

@HarleyMaebry 10 месяцев назад

I too am going to lose a life to the Super Mario RPG remake. So hyped for it!

@jessicabrauman 9 месяцев назад

That sliding guy in Super Mario World was my mortal enemy as a child. Lost so many lives to it.

@jameswallace3439 10 месяцев назад

3:52 That's one spicy meatball-a.

@csolisr 10 месяцев назад

Fun fact to see this video, Death% is one of the most common alternate speedruns around!

@nabo9363 10 месяцев назад

Sorry to inform you, but that enemy in galaxy 2 at 4:08 is not a goomba. It's a Galoomba, they're different.

@KailynnKat 9 месяцев назад

If we're being nitpicky then at 1:18 that's technically a Goombo, which is a variation of the Goomba, but not an actual Goomba itself!

@LeetTron5000 9 месяцев назад

Jfc the drowning deaths are actually pretty nutty to see in the kid friendly mario series. Held nothing back with the animations, gruesome.

@alexleo-wolf4339 3 месяца назад

"you dare bring light into my lair!? You must die!" - ganon, link: the faces of evil.

@KarlsGB 9 месяцев назад

I think you can lose a life faster in SM 64 by going to a wall, make a triple jump into it, wall jump and do a ground pound at the peak of the jump, that way you take fall damage. Repeat four times and you are dead in the castle grounds.

@marrassek 9 месяцев назад

1:33 when muscle memory kicks in

@louie.kazooie 10 месяцев назад

once mario wonder comes out, I hope you make a compilation of how fast you can do all these things in that game!

@ljgameplay9042 10 месяцев назад

I wonder where Hotel Mario would be on this list.

@epp678 10 месяцев назад

0:30 Other Than The First Motobug In Sonic 1

@EbonySaints 9 месяцев назад

Super Mario Bros 2 is so hard that even deliberately killing yourself to the first Koopa takes skill.

@DoctorSpacebar 10 месяцев назад

Should I count this as touching Ghost (since you die) or touching Ground (because you get buried)? Either way, that's 5 types touched, 13 types left!

@chaoscasserole5990 10 месяцев назад

I think this should count for Ghost since you're technically touching Ground whenever you're... well, Grounded. If that's not enough for Ground though, then Ground could be an underground level or something

@t.s.s.8342 10 месяцев назад

Boy oh boy, your videos literally are to die for (RIP Mario)

@Niffian 10 месяцев назад

Good job, mate. I am thoroughly impressed.

@FxN-xy8ob 13 дней назад

complete mario without touching goomba

@93Panda93 3 месяца назад

4:35 smh didnt spinpound roll cancel to land on the guard rail and buffer a spin pound to quickly jump into the pit.

@sirglitch5892 2 месяца назад

Yeah can't believe he didn't do that it wouldve been a whole 2 seconds faster and its only way harder

@itsmeike 10 месяцев назад

This premise would be very fun for Zelda

@user-sl7ni4lw1c 9 месяцев назад

0:46 you would touches this koppa anyway j0rts.

@deusexvesania1702 10 месяцев назад

Go touch grass! -> Touches grass Drink some water. -> Jumps into water Get a life! -> Literally gets a life ??? -> Loses a life ... I wonder what the incentive might've been this time.

@youtubeuniversity3638 10 месяцев назад

Probably a statement that'd get a comment reported quite a bit...

@csolisr 10 месяцев назад

Something whose abbreviation rhymes with Guilty Gear's Ky Kiske, that's for sure

@kdna24 10 месяцев назад

Do you emulate Mario Galaxy? I never had the Wii but I'm not sure if is worth to install the emulator (right now I don't know how). If the answer is yes, how do you use the Wii-mote?

@Leif47 9 месяцев назад

Touching money could be another challenge you can do in these games :) Also jeez for being the easiest enemy Goomba’s are also apparently the deadliest

@chanceForNotBeingRapper 9 месяцев назад

speaking about instant death, i love it when big bass fish in smb3 eating me up😅 the drawn sprite itself just looks so socky

@francescodeleonardis7621 10 месяцев назад

For this particular challenge, it would be interesting to include donkey kong and mario bros.

@bluemushroom64 10 месяцев назад

idk about saying death is the greatest fear in humanity, that goomba from the orginal mario bros movie is pretty scary

@gravityUTube 10 месяцев назад

Thanks for this, because of your video I decided to buy Super Mario Land instead of my originally planned Mario Galaxy

@VofficialChannel-vg4it 10 месяцев назад

So basically this is Mario being Kenny from South Park for 5:26 minutes

@Jayden89117 9 месяцев назад

0:17 gd cube nerd

@boy1015 10 месяцев назад

How fast can you get a sword in every zelda game just a thought...

@bendysans1473 Месяц назад

1:32 XD when you fail so hard at losing a life you gain one instead

@MattCraftDotDerp 9 месяцев назад

I love that you showed multiple options for this one, showing which method would actually be faster between a couple initial ideas.

@MAKgargos 10 месяцев назад

I travel back to 1994 after the Mario movie already exists. I explain to people that in the future year 2023 on the internet (what is the internet???) there is a channel, like a videocassette, but you don't have to leave home, like watching TV, but videocassette, but without leaving home. There's a channel that makes funny videos about Mario. Yes, this is the future. And that humanity is dying out because you, which means us, so we didn't listen to the scientists back then. Well I did and do, but I'm not the mass of people. Somehow that also fits the morbid theme of the video. The end is near.

@Emmo76 9 месяцев назад

Could easily cut 30s out of Mario 64. You can get ontop of the castle early without the cannon and there's a small area you can ledge grab that'll insta kill Mario. Or if you want to do glitchless (Getting on top of the castle I would consider "tech" not a glitch, the same way you claimed lakitu skip is a speedrun strat) you can triple jump wall kick ground pound off the tower on top of the castle for fall damage

@Thiagoreimer841 10 месяцев назад

I love this type of videos

@karlispovisils5297 10 месяцев назад

I'd be curious how long it takes to touch death in other Mario RPG series (Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi, Mario + Rabbids)

@bingus1803 10 месяцев назад

0:34 “this enemy has claimed more lives than anything else ever” Spike from geometry dash: bruh

@gragogflying-anvil3605 10 месяцев назад

In SM64, I'm sure it's pretty fast to climb up the castle roof on the right and die using the out-of-bounds ledge grab in the very corner.

@austinmartin2927 9 месяцев назад

Might just be fastest to climb up a tree, handstand, jump, take fall damage, repeat a few times.

@MawileMage 10 месяцев назад

I like how we've just completely given up on these being actual optimal numbers.

@a_fudo 10 месяцев назад

Jorts teaching eveyrone.... Goomba= serial killer

@CeceNinaBella 10 месяцев назад

Now you must touched quicksand

@Justanormalblackscreen 9 месяцев назад

It’s funny, whenever I try to avoid the paratroopas, they kill me, but when you try to hit them, they kill you.

@brynshannon6692 9 месяцев назад

j0rts is trying to discover the true elements and become the real-life avatar by throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.

@mankanwarjotsingh8502 9 месяцев назад

*TOUCH AIR IN EVERY MARIO GAME.*

@mankanwarjotsingh8502 9 месяцев назад

Oh god getting the bold text right took 4 edits I’m kinda dumb

@AlexB-W33gee 10 месяцев назад

One of my friends was trying to do this challenge, they never told me how fast it took them though. ☹️

@PeaNUTFERRET 5 месяцев назад

the goombas are literally the embodiment of death

@bezoticallyyours83 9 месяцев назад

SMB-Those damn cheep-cheeps on the bridge can still get me. SMB2-i still miss jumps in 5-1. SMB3-Big Bass will occasionally eat me. SMW-Reznors!!! >:\/ YI-Goonie Bird Flight. 😑

@YaSheNePrydumav 10 месяцев назад

Cool but how fast you can open/close a door in every Mario game (INCLUDING Hotel Mario)

@catakuri6678 8 месяцев назад

How about: How fast can you touch Peach in every Mario game?

@elenamukhina4545 9 месяцев назад

X and Aang Mario want you to exercise, not die!!!

@superagaming_064 2 месяца назад

You should redo all those how fast changes using Mario wonder

@user-hd7qk5oc3u 10 месяцев назад

SOOOOOOO now Nathaniel Bandy's probably writing the scrite or playing mario games for 'avoiding death in every mario game' ''I'm allergic to DEATH. So today I am gonna try to beat all of the mario games WITHOUT DYING. If I die, I have to start that game all over again. Now let's get into it.'' -says Nathaniel Bandy

@ne0arrow 10 месяцев назад

Im so glad someone else considers Bowser's Fury to be an actual Mario game

@littlefiddlesticks 10 месяцев назад

From get a life to lose a life. Humanity has come so far

@YouW00t 10 месяцев назад

It's kind of surprising that Super Mario RPG is third to last compared to both Galaxy games and not just by some slim chance but by 20 seconds.

@talenstout8324 10 месяцев назад

It’s your falt for jumping over the gar-rails.

@TheDimensionDweller 10 месяцев назад

I wish you would do the Paper Mario games in some of these videos. Might be a bit too long for some of 'em, though. At least Super Mario RPG got included!

@mannyplayz3091 9 месяцев назад

Mario hasn’t took as much pain as the average 3 year old that plays roblox

@basura_yt 10 месяцев назад

another j0rts classic

@DONUT_GAMING12 Месяц назад

I can’t think about someone with more deaths then Mario! *bathroom sign man*

@professorcube5104 10 месяцев назад

You should do one where you touch a coin in every game

@kmosterbergLolbit 4 месяца назад

Never realized mario games were so deadly good

@OrloxPhoenix 9 месяцев назад

I didn't even know they were doing a Super Mario RPG remake, so there's hope for Geno in Smash (next game at least)

@757FanandDC9fanWhateversaw 8 месяцев назад

The Goomba be like: maybe I am a challenge

@Kfk972 10 месяцев назад

Well, maybe the goombas were the biggest fear after all

@SpeedySonic2.0 10 месяцев назад

Alr fine you’ve done air,fire,grass,water,life and death But now ya gotta touch some rock ,some stone ,some 🪨

@tofudaturtle271 8 месяцев назад

3:18 peach has a crown and mario can't land on it

@Orangisdum 10 месяцев назад

You forgot one more person who suffered more deaths than mario. The geometry dash cube

@StarTheTripleDevil 3 месяца назад

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 still beats all of those by a good 114 days. It's called the COVID strategy. All you gotta do is cause a pandemic which will then result in the timer's start getting delayed by exactly 364 days, which is enough to push the total time taken to reach death into the negatives.

@diabeticman2194 8 месяцев назад

I’m shocked Super Mario RPG wasn’t the slowest game to die in!

@sambeckettcat 9 месяцев назад

I chose to do a Koopa death counter and I counted 3 Super Mario 2 (Lost Levels) Super Mario World Super Mario RPG

@wolfranck7038 9 месяцев назад

In SM64, wouldn't it be faster to do a LBLJ, enter Bowser 1 and jump into the void ? Well it requires an LBLJ lol

@gamewizard2008 9 месяцев назад

So, you included Mario RPG, but still not the Paper Marios?? Super Paper Mario would've been really creative because you can Game Over by refusing to undertake the quest in the opening cutscene! And in TTYD, you just die by repeatedly jumping in the water at the start of the game!