How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game? 

THAT should be enough grass touching for a while.

I suggested Zelda just because the first game had no grass.

So… I think you’re the world’s fastest “touch grass” speed runner then. Yes, this is now an official speed running category.

Legend tells of a hero.. who wakes up and touches grass. And thus, the green tunic has been passed down from generation to generation to honor his odd obsession.

“Let’s go down this ladder carefully” (jumps off the ladder) “Let’s go across this bridge now” (completely falls off the bridge)

Touch grass in every Metroid game; oh wait they're all indoors.

I want to see a video of how quickly you can softlock every Zelda.

“Also fun fact do you know you can die in the starting area of the game” Link failed his mission before it started 💀

All I can think of now is the hero of Hyrule walking out the door, faceplanting into the nearest patch of grass and snorting the shit out of it. All why Ganondorf terrorizes the locals in the background.

i’ve never noticed how many times you wake up to start the game, im glad you pointed that out lmao

Fun fact: link wakes up at the start of every game as a symbol for a new hero “waking up” butt in sequels such as breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom

4:24 I recognized it! Fav zelda game's main soundtrack.. I love you my man

Link waking up at the beginning of some games is a bit of story telling. It's supposed to signify a new hero. If you notice, Link wakes up in OOT, but doesnt in MM since it's a direct sequel.

I approve of the "touch grass" series. More. Or maybe not. But more.

This is truly riveting content and important journalism that everyone needs to be aware of. Keep up the good work!

Ok, no more touching grass. Touch snow instead

I love zelda's little green hat. His legend is very powerful. 🥗

How fast can the fastest hedgehog alive touch grass? I need to see more grass touching.

Hard to say why I spent the last 7:15 watching you touch all that grass, but it made me very happy. 😂 😂 keep up the good(...?) work! "If a street performer gets you to stop, you owe them a buck."

The Phantom Hourglass bit had me laughing my ass off

"Also did you know you could die in the starting area of this game?" (as the camera slowly but surely moves back making Link grainier and graineir)

Finally Adventure of Link is best at SOMETHING

Hearing the game over music from phantom hourglass gave me chills. Good memories

Whenever link wakes up feeling incredible, he should worry, it's about to be a long day.

3:42 Sub-optimal. You can do a side-hop over the railing, into the water and do a super swim onto the land and roll onto the grass.

Link's awakening doesn't start with them waking up, it ends with it

Throwing stuff to npcs was the best part 😂😂

Phantom hourglass was such a throwback I couldn’t remember the title of this game for years

Of course the green boi would be faster at touching grass than the red man

5:03 bro thinks he's walter white

Sick! You also have the WII U version of breath of the wild? That's cool dude! I have mainly seen people use the switch version nowadays, interesting that you also have the WII U version.

Adventures of Link. The game that punishes you for touching grass. Link: "Oh boy. Let me just step on this grass and have a nice sunny day" Shadow Demons: *Snapping intensifies*

4:46 You skipped the part where Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass

I seriously cannot get over how good you are at touching grass. I wish I too held this talent, but to my dismay, I do not.

Love these touch stuff videos. Should finish off the Zelda series with touching Fire. :D Air would be interesting too since the Mario one was fun, if you think you can make another video where each game takes 0.01 seconds and have the jokes cracking.

HEY!!! I HAVE THE WII U BOTW VERSION TOO!!! Great to see another Wii U enjoyer! Great videos, even though I take too long to realize references...

This guy: "All we need to do is climb down this ladder VERY SAFELY and then walk across this bridge CAREFULLY" Also him: *Proceeds to break Link's kneecaps and plunge into the ocean because of the pain*

Don’t worry about not knowing that Triforce Heroes existed. Most people don’t. Nintendo gave it 30 seconds in an E3 Nintendo Direct then never mentioned it again.

RU-vid recommendations has struck and given me a good giggle. Also I've died in the tutorial for Spirit Tracks.

4:58 The death scenes are so dramatic with these games! 😂😂😂

this is genuinely such a good video idea and its executed hilariously i laugh every time he leads into "-where there is plenty of nice grass to touch"

4:54 preparing the Zelda touch water video already, aren’t we?

Grasses have stems that are hollow except at the nodes and narrow alternate leaves borne in two ranks. The lower part of each leaf encloses the stem, forming a leaf-sheath. The leaf grows from the base of the blade, an adaptation allowing it to cope with frequent grazing. Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant are estimated to constitute 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, excluding Greenland and Antarctica.[7] Grasses are also an important part of the vegetation in many other habitats, including wetlands, forests and tundra. Though they are commonly called "grasses", groups such as the seagrasses, rushes and sedges fall outside this family. The rushes and sedges are related to the Poaceae, being members of the order Poales, but the seagrasses are members of order Alismatales. However, all of them belong to the monocot group of plants.

Thanks for this walkthrough

The birth of a new series and its beatiful

Pls keep touching grass it’s how I found your channel and it’s fun. 😂

link to the past was my first too it really made me love the series

"He a little confused, but he got the spirit."

Seeing how long it takes to touch grass in some of these games makes me appreciate skipping cutscenes in modern gaming.

When link died in the start of that game it’s because he EITHER touched to MUCH GRASS or DIDNT TOUCH GRASS FOR A SECOND lol

Bro actually bought BotW on the Wii U, I didn't even know that existed 💀

now do metroid games since that should be an actual challenge

Just subscribed yesterday after watching the Mario grass-touching video, and am so happy to see another one

Theory: every Zelda game Link wakes up from having dreamed about the previous game

2:42 definitely looks like a totally sick nasty bike jump I would have made in the woods as a child

I love the "TOUCH GRASS" guy!

This is why Majora's Mask and the Oracle games are my favorites in the series: because you immediately start out touching grass 😤

Oh man that Ocarina of time title screen music hits hard EVERY TIME.

Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks too

5:12 me when I touch grass

Touch grass in every single pokemon game including the spin offs.

LMAO, I felt you with the BOTW game cause I have it on the Wii-U as well 😂

Link waking up represents the rise or awakening of a new hero, that why he never wakes up at the beginning of sequels

Didn't even touch grass in Link's Crossbow Training... smh my head.

incredible series concept. looking forward to all grass touching videos.

I love that they do this when link wakes up at the start of the game I hope they make that in the newest game

Technically, in link's awakening, you don't begin the game by waking up. Wink wink.

Now to go touch grass in every DK game 😂

Man this is the kinda shit I live for. Really asking the hard hitting questions

J0rts: lets just walk across this bridge very carefully link: jumps in the water

I also have the Wii U version of breath of the wild we just built different. This video was funny. Keep making great content.

But like...now I'm just going to tell you to touch grass in various other games like Kirby or Pokémon

loved the grass% concept keep going

Mom: we need to go in 7 minutes. Me:hold on let me play every Zelda game real quick

6:28 hey I'm another of ten people, but unfortunately my wii-u broke before I could finish the game.

Really, this makes a great test of the expansion of time between title screen and gameplay over the years. You can see the gap widen steadily with every subsequent release until the DS.

That old woman in the cave wore a smile like she’d just touched a whole other kind of grass.

2:45 the tony hawk music lmaooo

Even though I have played and replayed so many Zelda games over the course of my life, I never actually noticed how often Link woke up at the start of the games. Nice catch!

This man is an absolute legend for touching grass in every Zelda game

I am also one of the 10 with a Wii U copy of Breath of the Wild, nice to find someone who has one of the other copies!

5:00 I could not relate to anything more than those few seconds after that mark.

Imagen touching grass after 100 years of sleeping.

You forgot to include both Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks links waking up, bringing the total to 11.

This leads to a new question: how fast can you touch (tall) grass in every Pokémon game?

I didn't think you'd be able to do it in Ocarina of Time... But thank goodness you were able to find some.

Touch grass, in Metroid.

Awesome! keep up the good work!

Bro link to the past has a special place in my heart.. the first game I ever played actually

Link waking up at the start of the game is supposed to symbolize the awakening of a new hero

This just really made me want to replay the phantom hourglass, minish cap and spirit tracks

I think we need to start doing with this on games that have barely any grass....

You really added a link waking up counter like it isn't tradition

Minish cap was one of my first zelda games and I remember my Gameboy getting messed up and having to play it on my ds

This is just fantastic content.

I love the zelda series, great video! (here before it blows up)

Sleep: *exists* My stupid brain: ok BUT-

Had grass growing in my childhood home for a while. Found it funny. I'm scared of bugs so I just focused on how funny somehow grass grew in the bathroom crack in the floor/wall.

Touch. More. Grass.

This is way more entertaining than it has any right to be. Keep touching grass my friend... This is gunna be your ticket to RU-vid fame.